Demon days: an old soul,,,, tired,,,, sleeps with a fedora on,,, if you can sleep at all,,, oh god where has the time gone. Likes the aesthetic of cigarettes but nicotine upsets your stomach. You like black nail polish but you pretend like you’re only wearing it ironically, you smell vaguely of an Olive Garden
D-sides: who are you…..where are you….are you ok?? Please answer. I’m not certain you exist
Plastic beach: weeaboo. You wear pre ripped jeans with no shame. Makes a lit vaporwave edit. Gay. 80s movie hoe. You have had, currently have, or will in the future have pink hair. You have an aesthetic blog with lots of pictures of daisies woven into shoes and 90s anime screenshots. Always nostalgic about something.
The fall: You thought you were an atheist then you realized you’re a god. Vapes but you only use one flavor. Smudged eye shadow for days. Bootleg Gucci purse. I’m very scared of you. You watch a lot of foreign art films. You speak fake French but you do it with such confidence that everyone thinks its real French. Hangs out in trailer parks that you don’t live in
Humanz: you’re just really chill dude. Appreciates $6 pink wine. rocks a galaxy print and aviators. Thunder soothes you. Has a black lives matter sign in your yard. Loves Snapchat filters. Everyone likes you but no best friend. You have very specific names for music genres, “post modern sea punk acoustic”. Goes to star trek conventions even tho you don’t watch Star Trek. Reblogs a lot of pictures of Rihanna
I hate when people look down on people who are into fashion and dressing up and make up. They shame people by calling them “wannabe art hoes” and hipsters. Do you realize how much effort it takes to put a whole outfit together? The art of fashion takes a lot of studying as well as painting, sketching, animating, and so much more forms of art. It’s color coordination. It’s comfort. It’s expression. It’s a release as well. Just because a person knows nothing but fashion, it doesn’t make them an airhead. It makes them as diverse as a self proclaimed artist. Same goes for people who do make up. That’s polishing a painting. That’s amazingly artistic. You can’t shame people for being good at something you’re not.
"Where are all you hoes who gleefully harassed exo-ls and shamed them for hyping their faves saying “they would never compare to [insert group’s] global achievements!11″ " not to say that all this harrasing others are right, but when it's would be exo song in victoria secret show, when it's exo who won Billboard Music Awards, when we can talk about exo global success comparison to other grops
Oh My God. Are BTS that boring to stan that you’re following EXO’s comeback more closely than your faves? Literally no one here wants to hear you guys rant about why a social media award makes a group superior to everyone else. You know what makes a group a top group? MONEY and IMPACT.
You want to talk fashion? Let’s talk abt Sehun in Paris
You want to talk Billboard?
You want to talk global?
Been there done that. Call me when other groups become the fastest and youngest group to hold Tokyo Dome Tours (you know…things that actually bring MONEY). Subtle reminder that global doesn’t mean “WESTERN” yet I see you guys conveniently pretending that Asia and the rest of the world besides America doesn’t exist. Cute.
HEY! do whatever the fuck you want with your body !! go ! be a hoe ! show ur tits! and if anyone shames you for it, it’s YOUR body, and YOUR life choices. don’t let other people decide who you should be !! what’s “unacceptable” to them, doesn’t have to be unacceptable to u. so, yeah. moral of the story, if you hate someone for hoeing it up, it’s none of ur fucking business. go back to your swamp u slimy fucking ogre. and to anyone who’s EVER been slutshamed, it’s ok honey. u are the only one who should decide what you wear, how you act, and what u do with ur life. let’s try and spread some positive vibes instead of attacking others about what items of clothing they wear.
I don’t know if Cardi B. saw my tweet enough but she was on Twitter upset “somebody” said she didn’t deserve the Best Female Rap Artist Award. And I remember getting a lot of her stans after me because they felt some type of way about my tweet about her primarily getting so much attention for her skin color. Look. It’s true. If you feel some type of way, acknowledge it. Be honest. You referred to dark-skinned women as “burnt roaches” after proclaiming to be some champion for them. You were also documented referring to certain black women as “monkeys” and “darkies” in the past. You bring every criticisms unto yourself. I’m not here for your being slut-shamed and receiving classist comments. I will defend you from that but I will never defend how you treated your female friends, trans people, queer men, and your referral to Jewish people.
I supported your last mixtape, and I’m going to be honest. I thought it was alright. I liked some of your songs but I do not think they were stellar enough for you to get an award for Best Female Rap Artist this soon. At least not over the likes of Kash Doll and Cupcakke, which you likely only mentioned because you saw fans rightfully say how they deserved it more. If you were all in this together, I wouldn’t have complained. But since it’s just you, obviously it’s because of who you are and how you look. If you weren’t so light-skinned and not African-American (ethnically, I’m not saying you’re non-black), you wouldn’t be as hyped the way you are. You would have been looked at as another Love & Hip-Hop reality star with some songs. Can you remember a time Rasheeda and Joseline were nominated for Best Female Rap Artist? Maybe I’m too young but I don’t remember.
I think you are a very attractive woman but how you act and treat others is ugly. I understand if you want to clapback at deserving “haters” but you don’t do that. You pick fights with people who don’t @ you, especially if they are women. You go out of your way to shame and embarrass them over an opinion. We all saw how French Montana got lambasted for talking shit about that girl’s hair texture over her opinion on his music. That was you when you talked about that girl’s skin color because she said you were ugly for a light skin girl. That was not a very nice comment of her but there’s a difference between her saying that and your literally using colorism and a gross slur to refer to her. All you had to do was apologize and admit that was wrong. You could’ve even said it was out of character, but you never did. And if you think putting dark-skinned girls in your videos and promoting them is going to make up for what you said about them, you have another thing coming.
I can see why you’re on Love & Hip-Hop. I can see you in movies or hosting things hip-hop related. I listened to your new song, and you have gotten better. But for you to have gone this far for something you only started doing last year is clearly a work of privilege. So many darker skinned girls from Chicago and ATL have done the same thing you’re doing for years, and they’re young. But where are their dues? From what I am getting from you, you don’t seem like a very nice person when you speak to others who really are calling you out for your problematic behavior. When you proclaim to stand up for a group of people, we expect you to go all the way through with it. You don’t back track when someone makes you angry. This is not about respectability politics, this is about how you treat others. The same can be said for male rappers, and I can’t for the life of me see why they still have support. But I’m focusing on you because as someone who claimed to be a black feminist, I’m not seeing any of your actions line up with your ideologies. It comes off as only doing it for the trend, and not because you genuinely care.
If you feel you worked hard, that’s all that matters. If you spent nights and days writing your material, that is commendable. However, all I was saying is that for someone like you to get a Best Female Rap Artist nomination that soon is suspect and clearly a work of light-skinned privilege. Hell, it took Nicki Minaj 12 YEARS to become the person she is today. I understand you came up a long way. I’m not bashing the fact you are popular and in the media. I’m talking about rap only. I said you did not deserve the Best Female Rap Artist award, not that you didn’t deserve to be where you are today. If you really want people to root for you (and I’m not talking about misogynists who hoe-shame you, they’re irrelevant) you need to not be defensive when others call you out for legitimate issues. Don’t say you’re a feminist but then turn around and slut-shame and call women “roaches” over their skin tone after building your whole platform being against it.
I just want to know where are all those people who tried to claim EXO was “only big in Korea” and that other groups were “superior” because they were popular “globally unlike EXO!11″ Where are all the people who tried to act like all of EXO’s achievements meant nothing because they were “just a local group” “only popular in Asia” (when those countries BRING 10X THE INCOME OF THE USA ANY DAY BTW??)??
Where are all you hoes who gleefully harassed exo-ls and shamed them for hyping their faves saying “they would never compare to [insert group’s] global achievements!11″
Where were you when they generated 11 million tweets from every corner of the world under 24 hours? Where are you now that EXO has surpassed the WorldWide Itunes record for most #1 in Countries globally? Where are your insults about EXO being a “globally lacking group now??
Know your facts before you spew bullshit. EXOLs are a force to be reckoned with. Yes, a GLOBAL force. This is our fandom, don’t underestimate us:
If you’re reading this it’s too late. It was a long tiiime ago in a galaxy far, far away, and these are their stories.
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we are Straight Outta boc (bread of color) so have a sinnamon snoll (snail roll)!
I’m the untoasted bread discourse and i still get sausage
*reading Putin's mind* wake up chad. listen. those feudal handmaidens are lesbians *closes buzzfeed* #thisgeneration
*freestyles spongebob gothic*
Charlie, Charlie, are you there? [uses hands as microphone] My interests are very singular. *takes a deep breath* I lo-
yes, you love the signs as concepts, we know, you love them so much, especially *takes a closer look at smudged writing on snout* pal gals, psychic ford rail jaundice, and nyan generous evaluation, the first meme of 2015, they’re the light of your life, we KNOW you’re a kid you’re a squid and Dick Cheney can't melt steel beams. WE GET IT
There you are. (raising voice slightly to be heard) oi mate u fancy a cheeky Nando’s?
(at full volume) I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR OLD FACE MAGENTA 1994 JUST FUCK ME UP
*20 minutes into stealing human bones and chill*
What are thoooose?
white and gold minion shoes *trips* *thousands of photos of Tubbs in a Down with Cis shirt eating coleslaw spill out of your pockets* what haha these aren’t- *desperately trying to gather them as more fall out* I’m holding these for someone else I swear!
*shoving breadsticks into purse* I gotta go
okay… that sounds fake but okay
As a lesbian… supporter who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted.
Son of a
You are mean to me you insult me and you dont appreciate anything that i
i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of.
Why you always lyin mmmmmm
You said you found a wallet on the ground with like $1,000 dollars in it. I said bitch where? You said under all those rare Pepes. I said bitch where?
I McFreakin’ lost it!
And quit telling everyone I’m dead!
Buy my silence. Permanently. For $8,000 a month, I will stop.
you gotta. JUST DO IT
YOU SAW GOODY PROCTOR STEAL FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS AND DID NOTHING, TRAITOR!
I didn’t get no sleep ‘cause of y’all
how many times must you kink shame me under my own roof? hoe don't do it
Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!
oh my god. “not all men” you're right. Paul Blart: Mall Cop would never do this.
lol Stassi from Vanderpump Rules has ALWAYS been a garbage person but LMAO at sponsors dropping her for essentially victim blaming, calling sexual assault victims liars and attention seekers and thinking this is a “witch hunt on men” like this bitch is really self destructing on instagram live and making shit worse by having her token brown friend say “she’s not a white supremacist” and saying she was joking LMAO OK STASSI enjoy rock bottom hoe you deserve it, it’s a shame this didn’t happen earlier this year when she made those comments about award shows not being fun because they make “everything about race”
So Tyler wore a dress to his show and looked amazing and people are getting mad and making fun of him over it ???
TBH get the fuck away from my blog if you’re gonna insult any man for wearing a dress
Girls wear pants constantly and those are “traditionally” men’s clothing so if you’re gonna shame a guy for wearing a dress better start shaming girls for wearing pants too you heartless hoes
Tyler looked adorable as fuck as always and Josh wears eyeliner and eye makeup all the time so maybe calm the fuck down you judgemental ass people