shame on you!

bluesojourner  asked:

For the drawing requests would you please do a Marth or Subaki? I'd love to see them in your style. :-)

here’s a marth :>

  • Them: BEN AFFLECK IS ALREADY TOO OLD TO START A FRANCHISE AT HIS AGE HE'S LIKE IN HIS FORTIES FOR CHRISSAKE EWWWW OLD PEOPLE CAN'T PLAY SUPERHEROES DUHHHH
  • Me, sitting down primly with my ankles crossed and my tea steeping in my littlest teacup: Well actually.... RDJ was around 43 years old when Iron Man was released in 2008, and has since then, gone on to appear in at least 9 MCU films - which include him ACTIVELY starring in 2 sequels in the Iron Man franchise, 2 installments of The Avengers, as well being a co-main character in Avengers 2.5 a.k.a Captain America: Civil War. As it is, he is currently 52 years old, with frankly no one telling him to slow down because of his age. Interesting, no?
  • Me, sipping tea: That's all.

brooklyn nine nine is really good to us when it comes to friendships, because every character has such unique friendships and bonding scenes with the others but i dont think we talk about rosas and charles friendship enough because damn:

- we start the show with charles being head over heels for rosa, who is clearly not interested

- rosa tells him, very clearly, that she thinks hes sweet and really likes him as a friend but shes not interested in dating him

- it takes charles some time to get over her, but he does!! apologizes for being weird and making her uncomfortable!! and they go on having an incredibly strong and close friendship!!

- at one point charles even takes a bullet for her, which could have led to the whole “just give him a chance” trope but nope b99 doesnt do that bs, they talk it out and they never end up together

- they are so close that charles even helps rosas bf to plan for her birthday because he knows her so well!! she loves it!!

- rosa asks charles to be her bridesmaid because they are so close and she knows charles would love that!! he does!!

- charles plans her the best bachelorette party and rosa absolutely loves it!! she gets so excited she literally lifts charles up from the floor??

- sometimes between working cases they go to have foot massages together?? that was so cute??

- charles helps rosa text her boyfriend?? because shes not that great at pickup lines?? how cute??

- the writers could have easily opted to go with the “less attractive man falls for his way hotter coworker whos not interested but ends up giving him a chance because he is nice (and wont stop pestering her)” trope but instead we got this beautiful beautiful brotp

(http://smolsamberg.tumblr.com/post/141985441412/this-is-the-best)

thank you nine nine

If you’re one of those people who go, “fat people should get HEALTHY! and EXERCISE!!!”, here is a list of things you are not allowed to do:

  • make fun of fat people dancing
  • make fun of fat people wearing exercisey clothes
  • go ‘ew gross’ at fat people in swimwear
  • make fun of fat people exercising
  • be grossed out by fat people swimming
  • be judgy about fat people getting out of breath 
  • be grossed out by fat people sweating
  • be grossed out by fat people leaving the house
  • make fun of fat people in sports bras
  • go ‘ew gross’ at fat people exercising in a way that involves jiggling
  • make fun of fat people doing yoga                                                            

if you do any of the above things, you don’t actually give a fuck about HEALTHYY!!! EXERCISE!!!! you’re just a bully.

salvador sobral: *tries to pass an important message about helping refugees but isn’t allowed to bc it’s too political*

salvador sobral: *thanks his sister and the composer luis figueiredo for making the song, giving them all the credit*

salvador sobral: *can’t get excited during the voting bc of his heart condition but when his sister is singing on stage he flails adorably at her performance*

salvador sobral: *during the press conference always refers to THE SONG WINNING - NOT HIMSELF bc that’s it’s the song that really matters*

salvador sobral: *doesn’t consider himself a national hero, he just wants to sing and live a peaceful life, he just hopes the song can make a change*

salvador sobral: *makes a slightly bad worded speech directing at ALL POP MUSIC, and NOT just for Eurovision competitors*

amar pelo dois: *a song with no specified gender, no specified sexuality, just the simplicity and strength of emotions conveyed in song can be applied to almost anyone over the world if you empathize with it, uniting people with a language that not the majority of the world knows about*

tumblr salty people: dude this guy is an arrogant shit saying he’s better than everyone what does he know about eurovision it’s supposed to be glamorous and full of glitter how straight is this guy with his incestuous boring duet ballad that puts anyone to sleep

me: ……….

shaming people for “cringy” interests is so gross oooh my god so someone likes this one piece of media more than anything how about you just…. let them? it brings someone joy what the fuck is your problem. eat some grass.

You kissed me like you planned on doing it again
but you tasted like the kind of person
who doesn’t know how to stay

and I think I could tell what you were thinking the moment you fell asleep that night
I remember waking up so god damn early that morning and I spent hours while you were asleep hopingprayingwishing that you’d wake up and smile at me the way I needed you to

But something cracked and changed
whoever you were before that night didn’t stay
the moment you woke up that morning
you looked away

I guess what I’m trying to explain
is that people like you break hearts
and never know how to mean what they say
you act like you’re in it for the long haul and then it’s oh God can’t we just stay friends but I mean Jesus Christ friends don’t look at each other the way we did when we slept in each other’s beds

so it’s not you and me anymore you know
it’s you me and everything
we don’t know how to say to each other

so we hold it together in the way we never touch;
we hold it together in the way we stay
just friends
if staying friends means seeing each other
in familiar places and laughing and smiling
like you didn’t tear this to pieces

—  you didn’t even have to explain