The signs as things the signs are tired of being typecast as
Aries: angry ADHD bossy dickhead that never stops yelling and punching.
Taurus: fat lazy antisocial slob with no social skills.
Gemini: fake dishonest conniving weedy bitches that never stop talking shit.
Cancer: overemotional moody smothering clingy brat that can’t take a joke.
Leo: vain self centered narcissistic asshole that thinks they’re flawless and everyone else is just a hater.
Virgo: stuck up prudish up tight extreme OCD neat freak germaphobe
Libra: shallow pretentious manipulative fame whore.
Scorpio: psychotic sociopath assassin depressive control freak pervert.
Sagittarius: slutty loud mouth fuckboi predators afraid of commitment.
Capricorn: boring routine powerhungry moneygrabbers.
Aquarius: distant loopy skitzo delusional airhead.
Pisces: sad stoner oversensitive mega emos with so many issues