The TARDIS Automatic Message
Richard E. Grant, Derek Jacobi
The TARDIS Automatic Message

I left “Scream of the Shalka” playing in the background and had my"wtf did i just hear" moment.

I hear glasses clink clinking and that hysterical grunting. I swear Eight is somewhere there with freshly rolled joints from their man Juan.

shalka headcanon: despite the master’s presence, the dr continues to make ridiculous claims about gallifreyan abilities/customs/techniques

dr: then i employed the special time lord technique of -
master: alison, ignore them. for some reason the doctor is trying to mislead you with this nonsense
dr: you’re implying i don’t always talk nonsense. how kind


dr: you see alison, there’s a very ancient gallifreyan custom….
alison: [looks skeptical]
master: [shakes head in denial/resignation/embarrassment]

What if the Doctor had built himself a robot Master like he did in "Scream of the Shalka"

Imagine if “Scream of the Shalka” actually happened into the Doctor Who universe. For those who don’t know what that is: look it up! The Doctor somehow managed to build a robot Master, and they were space boyfriends and travelled together for a while.

If this happened in the main Doctor Who universe, it would be impossible for the robot to hold the actual consciense of the Master. I’d headcanon that shalka!Master has a perfect copy of the real Master’s memories and personality. The doctor probably built him because he felt too lonely. Then eventually deactivated him, for some reason.

Can we talk about Missy’s reaction if she found out the Doctor built himself a copy of her. I don’t think she would be angry about it. Quite the contrary, actually. I think she would tease the Doctor with every opportunity. (And possibly a bit touched)

“Why, Doctor, I knew my loss broke your hearts, but I never thought you were quite so desperate to have me back.”

“Should I be flattered, or should I be jealous?”

“Tell me, my dear, do you make robots after all of your friends, or am I just that special?”

This probably ends in self flirting, if “The Doctor Falls” taught us anything.

What I love with this season 10...

is not only than It’s a new season so it’s awesome. But with the announce of Simm coming back, the master fans of the fandom are particulary active right now, and I’m just super happy about it XD. Hi guys ! let’s speak about everyone of them, make more fan art and have fun !