shakira songs

Songs/Singles that are or will be 10 years old this year
  1. About You Now – Sugababes
  2. Apologize – Timbaland ft. OneRepublic
  3. Beautiful Girls – Sean Kingston
  4. Beautiful Liar – Beyoncé and Shakira
  5. Crank Dat (Soulja Boy) - Soulja Boy
  6. CrushCrushCrush - Paramore
  7. Dance Tonight - Paul McCartney
  8. Do You Know? (The Ping Pong Song) - Enrique Iglesias
  9. Don’t Matter & Sorry, Blame It on Me - Akon
  10. Gimme More– Britney Spears
  11. Girlfriend – Avril Lavigne
  12. Glamorous – Fergie ft. Ludacris
  13. Hey There Delilah - Plain White T’s
  14. Kiss Kiss - Chris Brown ft T-Pain
  15. LoveStoned - Justin Limberlake
  16. Makes Me Wonder – Maroon 5
  17. No One - Alicia Keys
  18. Party Like a Rockstar - Shop Boyz
  19. See You Again – Miley Cyrus
  20. Stronger – Kanye West
  21. Sweet Escape – Gwen Stefani
  22. Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
  23. The Anthem - Pitbull ft Lil Jon
  24. This Is Why I’m Hot - MIMS
  25. Umbrella - Rihanna and Jay Z
Songs about Geri on El Dorado:
  • Me Enamore: Song narrating when Shakira first met Gerard and how she quickly felt physical attraction to him and fell in love. 
  • Amarillo (Yellow): This is the song that Geri talked about that includes a Catalan word in it (T'Estimo=I love you). 
  • Coconut Tree: This song talks about a trip Shak & Geri first took as a couple, where they went searching for a lost island to find peace. She describes the feeling of falling in love “under a coconut tree where we created a universe”.
  • Toneladas: A ballad that talks about the “tons” of love Shakira receives from Geri and how happy he makes her.
listen if tango is argentinian and whiskey is brazilian and chilean.... listen
  • “when you make empanadas they’re bad” “what?” “i don’t know. they’re just bad.”
  • whiskey realizes that tango’s argentinian, like, day two of orientation. the rest of the team finds out that tango is argentinian because bitty says something about a recipe on pinterest for “south american cookies with caramel in them” and tango fucking falls down the stairs trying to get to the kitchen fast enough
    • “i didn’t……….. think i was talking that loudly”
  • cannot go more than four minutes without making fun of each other’s dialects
    • whiskey’s tango impression doesn’t even involve english, it’s just him yelling “qué HACÉS” and then cackling
  • they can pick out each other’s cursing from opposite ends of the rink
    • whiskey can also pick out tango across the rink because he fucking chants “andrés andrés ANDRÉS” whenever he wants something and no one else pronounces it like that
  • the team thinks they’re stoned all the time because tango brings mate on the bus at 7am and everyone else is like “tango…… isn’t it…….. early….”
    • so many fights about whether you can or cannot put honey in mate
    • listen…. can you imagine the first time they let Eric “Tea Is Just A Way To Wash Sugar Into Your Mouth” Bittle try mate
    • they become known around campus as The Thermos Twins
    • related: tango isn’t that hyper, he is just coming down from the affects of an extremely caffeinated childhood
  • weird but abiding love of latinx tv shows in like, absolutely any form. whenever one of them is sick they’ll hide in their room and watch Ugly Betty for hours
  • ALWAYS FIGHTING ABOUT SOCCER
    • “we only fight when our teams play against each other”
      • their teams play against each other in the world cup, the copa america, the copa libertadores, champions league, la liga, the madrid derby, the manchester derby, international friendlies, club friendlies, the olympics (??), THEY FIGHT EVERY WEEK
    • they play FIFA as their teams to recreate certain matches and then if Tango loses he takes it as an insult against the entire country of argentina
      • when they play fifa they pretend that germany as a country does not exist, in the name of peace and continued prosperity
        • ransom tries to play as Bayern one (1) time and they don’t speak to him for a week
    • they are marginally respectful of each other’s national teams
      • marginally.
      • tango refers to a bad loss in the Frozen Four as “getting brazil’d” so whiskey buys a life-size cutout of Claudio Bravo to put in their room
        • “i can’t sleep with that man here. why is he looking at me like that?”
      • whiskey’s favorite petty joke is to complain that tango’s national team never sings along to their own anthem because they’re unpatriotic
        • “CHUPAMELA it’s not MESSI’S fault that it has A SEVEN HOUR LONG MUSICAL INTRO”
        • “kun wouldn’t remember the words anyways [the sound of whiskey being bludgeoned with a pillow]”
  • nursey splashes out for steak for the Haus’ back-to-school barbecue one year and they lose their goddamn fucking minds
  • dex yells at them about proper diet once so they move their standing papas fritas al caballo date to 4 AM on sundays
    • someone finds them and they look so pleased but like………. what the fuck
    • “is that poutine” “no it’s…… fries… a la…. horse?” “W     H     A     T”
  • The Stockpiling of the Goya Products
    • do they know when they’re gonna use eight pounds of dulce de guayaba? no. do they need it? yeah.
  • they have their own little music routine before games but they don’t tell anyone else what they’re playing
    • it’s their seventeen favorite shakira songs followed by Gasolina by Daddy Yankee
    • ransom steals their ipod and reads their playlist but he doesn’t say anything because he thinks it’s Ironic
      • it is not ironic
  • constantly cracking jokes about how the other one has never seen ice before (”they don’t have ice cubes in Miami” “listen, BRAZIL”) but if anyone else tries to get in on their joke they’ll never ever forgive them. it’s theirs.