shakes me head

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to sing all of hamilton by myself
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: how does a bastard orphan son of a-

the progression from “no i’m not talking to my spouse” to



Grumpy Chat

This started out as one of those “I see no difference” deals.  I can’t help myself, guys.  I have NO SHAME.

I can’t stop thinking about flint’s Name Origin Story lately

Did I ever tell you where that name came from?…I told you of my grandfather who raised me…Well, in his youth he was a deckhand on a privateer off the coast of Massachusetts. And one night he was alone on the late watch at anchor in the Boston Harbor when he sees this man climbing out of the water and onto his ship. A stranger…The stranger approaches my grandfather and asks him for a little rum. Man said that he’d fled his fishing trawler. Accused of killing another man. And when asked his name, the man simply replied Mr. Flint. This stranger, he never said whether he was guilty of the killing or why he chose that ship or where he was bound, he just sat there. Eventually, he asked my grandfather for a little more rum from below. My grandfather went off to fetch it, but when he returned the man was gone…It was as if the sea had conjured that man out of nothing and then taken him back for some unknowable purpose.

I feel like they have to be circling back to this in some way. this idea that some iteration of treasure island flint’s end has already been told. a man named flint who asks james mcgraw’s grandfather to fetch aft the rum?!? a man who has been accused of doing dark things, but who seems nothing but a ghost, conjured out of the water and then taken back?!?

every time I read this I’m just……..can this story really end in any other way than with Flint™ being returned to the sea…….

“There may be ways of severing oneself in that way…sacrificing one part to save the other.”

or is part of the tragedy of it all that nothing is ever sharp enough to make the cut

[running around in circles]

#mollyhadthenightwatch 😔
  • *221B*
  • Sherlock & Molly: *sitting opposite each other*
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Molly: ...
  • Sherlock: *reaches for his phone*
  • Molly: *sits up*
  • Sherlock: *rolls his eyes* Relax. I'm ordering takeaway.
  • Molly: *frowns*
  • Sherlock: *smiles* For two.
  • Molly: *folds her arms*
  • Sherlock: *sighs; hands over his phone*
  • Molly: *stuffs it in her bra* I'm ordering *goes to the laptop*
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Molly: *eating chips*
  • Sherlock: *staring at her*
  • Molly: What?
  • Sherlock: You answered the door like that?
  • Molly: *confused* Like what?
  • Sherlock: *shakes his head* Nevermind. I could snap you in half.
  • Molly: *raises her eyebrows* Excuse-
  • Sherlock: *annoyed* If I wanted to, Molly. I could easily overpower you. What makes you think you stand a chance?
  • Molly: *giggles* Try me.
  • Molly: *pinning Sherlock to the ground; smug* Satisfied?
  • Sherlock: *his face pressed into the floor* You're deceptively strong.
  • Molly: *stands up; smiling* And don't you forget it.
  • Sherlock: *jumps up; brushing himself down* By the way, that was arousing.
  • Molly: *gives him the look*
  • Sherlock: *sits down* Sorry.

He did that. He really did THAT.


(∩▂∩) Taemin’s Jjong impersonation…lmfao

so you know, after rewatching episode 10 for the 145th time, there was this little moment that somehow got me thinking. and my god it might be a stretch so just bear with me here ok?

but after their training in barcelona, victor asks yuuri what he wants to do next and then proceeds to say this:

that makes good sense, sure, but what we then see from the montage that follows is that it is still quite early? like they spend the entire day sightseeing, so i couldn’t help but wonder why victor would suggest to rest already. 

then it hit me. 

at this point we have, through other metas, established that victor has a ring for yuuri, so what if the suggestion he comes with was meant to be an excuse to get yuuri back to their hotel room so they could get some privacy. because victor wanted to pop the question right there. he wanted to propose in the privacy of their own hotel room, but couldn’t say no to yuuri’s plead on seeing the city and then yuuri freaking beat him to it instead. lmao you tried victor.

Too Many Feelings Part 10

Summary: You and Bucky never get along one day Steve asks you to help him after on mission. Feelings could change?

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Words: 1446

Warnings: Fuffly, Smut ( Safe sex, praise kink)

Special Thanks @drinkfantasy for reading and beta this for me.

PART1, PART 2 , PART 3, PART 4 , PART 5 , PART 6, PART 7 , PART 8 PART 9

credits to the gif owner

You stare at him; your heart is full of happiness, your hands start to caresses his face “Bucky, are you saying this because you are afraid of losing me?” He shakes his head a no and you can see the disappointment in his eyes.

“You don’t have to say anything, especially if you are not ready; I just wanted you to know that.” You smile at him, he tries to put you down but you don’t let him “Bucky, I love you, I just don’t want you to say it for the wrong reasons”

He places his lips on yours, he places you two in bed with him hovering you. His hands are rooming all over body; he takes his shirt of your body and looks at you but before he can kiss you, you stop him “Bucky, are you sure?”

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