shake and obama

story time: presidential edition
  • so you know how everyone has a story
  • you know
  • like the story
  • like if you’re at a party and someone turns to you and says, tell the story
  • and you know exactly what they mean
  • the story
  • well 
  • i have a story
  • and not unlike most good stories, it involves three key components:
  • barack obama
  • pre-2008 reebok sneakers 
  • and the absolute earth-shattering horror you can only feel after making the worst mistake of your life

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Joe and Obama
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b></b> Takes place January 20th<p/><b></b> Joe and Obama are in a holding cell.<p/><b>Obama:</b> Joe, why do you dragged me into your wacky plans?<p/><b>Joe:</b> Because you're my Bae.<p/><b>Obama:</b> (Shakes his head) No, Joe.<p/><b>Joe:</b> Did you see the Trump's face when he activated all the booby traps in the office? We Trump him.<p/><b>Obama:</b> I'll admit it, it was funny. My favorite part was when he was hanging from the ceiling and you were hitting him like a pinata. But now we're here.<p/><b>Joe:</b> As long as you're with me, I'm happy. Baes for life.<p/><b>Obama:</b> It's bros Joe, not baes. You're confusing the two again.<p/><b>Joe:</b> Am I? Am I?<p/><b>Obama:</b> We have to get out of here before our wives find out.<p/><b>Cop:</b> Too late boys.<p/><b></b> Michelle and Jill walk in.<p/><b>Obama:</b> We'll stay here. It's safer.<p/><b>Michelle:</b> We told you not to booby trap the office.<p/><b>Obama:</b> It wasn't my idea. I'm the victim in all of this. I didn't know about it until it was too late.<p/><b>Joe:</b> He knew even if he didn't know.<p/><b>Michelle:</b> No junk food for a week.<p/><b>Obama:</b> (whining) But Michelle, that's not fair.<p/><b>Michelle:</b> Stop whining. We are in public.<p/><b>Joe:</b> Actually we're in a jail cell. It's not my fault that the Trump can't take a joke.<p/><b>Jill:</b> Sweetie, just stop talking.<p/><b>Cop:</b> You can go now. The bail was pay.<p/><b>Obama:</b> How? It was over a million dollars.<p/><b>Michelle:</b> America wanted to pay for it. You're national heroes.<p/><b>Joe:</b> Awesome! Do I get a cape and superpowers?<p/><b>Obama, Michelle, and Jill:</b> No, Joe.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

uranus and neptune in the 9th can indicate odd/eccentric/unusual beliefs and theories about spiritual and physical laws, religion, politics, and ‘group think’. maybe they can get stuck in cults or live on the fringes of society as extreme conspiracy theorists

my little brother has neptune uranus conjunct 9th house and he has a tattoo of an alien shaking obama’s hand. there will be no conforming to any consensual understanding. the universal insights can also be quite profound. i have another friend who has uranus neptune and saturn conjunct 9th house and he is a nuclear physicist with a deep interest in everything spiritual, universal consciousness, and that relating to meditation, esoteric philosophy, and jungian studies. he takes LSD trips and intense spiritual journeys to reach new scientific rapture

“I had seen many wounded warriors injured in Iraq or Afghanistan during my many visits with the President. Some had suffered severe head or eye injuries. Others had lost an arm or leg. But I had never photographed any of these patients before their injuries. That changed with Cory.” —White House Photographer Pete Souza. The first time Pete took a photo of Army Ranger Cory Remsburg, he captured Cory shaking hands with President Obama in Normandy to celebrate the 65th anniversary of D-Day in 2009.

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Barack Obama sings Taylor Swift’s ‘Shake It Off’

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Barack Obama Singing “Shake It Off” by Taylor Swift

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Tengo dudas. ¿Es que Obama habla mucho o es que las canciones de Taylor Swift son muy simples?

Shake it Off - Obama version

rupa_paratroopa: "You should work with your robotics team to make you a better phone.“ So honored to participate in the White House Science Fair today on behalf of the Davidson RobotEx team and BEST Robotics! From shaking hands with President Obama to being interviewed by Bill Nye to talking to Karlie Kloss about the importance of getting girls involved in STEM, today has been a day I will never forget. I’m so thankful to my community that has made this all possible.