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anonymous asked:

but imagine this. A Modern au where R has a youtube channel where he sings original stuff and covers. And (idk why man) Eponine writes a song (On my own) but is pretending too hard not to show she really cares about it (and about marius lol) so she asks R to sing it w/ saying she wrote it... and he does and les amis watch the video and Enjolras is like WTF? Who's breaking R's heart? and starts pinning and thinking TOO MUCH about the fact R is in love with A RANDOM guy. why didnt he know abt this

ohhhh my god? I love this holy shit god damn thank you?? I wish I had time to write the full fanfiction this prompt deserves but for now please consider the following:

-Enjolras gets suddenly VERY CURIOUS about Grantaire’s activities outside of their meetings. When he leaves Enj is like where are you going? Who with? And when Grantaire doesn’t answer him he asks everyone else because he really just wants to find out who Mystery Man could possibly be when Grantaire spends so much time at the Musain with them

-he’s developing permanent frown lines please someone help the man

-of course the first person to know the real reason Enjolras’ behaviour has changed is Éponine, since she’s the only one who knows who wrote the song AND how Enjolras feels about R, but she decides she’s going to let this all play out naturally because why not

-Everyone else assumes he wrote the song about Enjolras and none of them understand why Enj is getting increasingly agitated about Grantaire’s extra-curricular activities

-until one day Courf is like ‘dude are you going to ask Grantaire out??’ because he knows all about Enj’s feelings and R has been covering sad songs on his channel lately, but Enjolras is like ‘why would I ask him out when clearly he’s interested in someone already’ and Courf Gets It

-Courf is like, please Enjolras just ask Grantaire to introduce you to Mystery Man so you can at least see who Grantaire is so infatuated with

-And Enjolras is like alright alright fine

-so he goes to talk to Grantaire but ends up being like 'let me talk to this man, let me and give him a piece of my mind for not paying attention to you, anyone would be lucky to have you, I know he’s not obligated to return your feelings but seriously who is this guy he’s an idiot’

-Grantaire very weakly says 'you’

-(the same night, the song Grantaire posts on his channel is uncharacteristically sappy. his subscribers are curious. the amis are pleasantly surprised. Eponine knows what’s happened right away.)

anonymous asked:

I'm 16 and I want to go on T and I told my mom about it and she said that she "supported me" but didn't want me to do any physical changes to my body because I'm a "teenager still finding out their identity" even though I have figured out and am very comfortable with my gender and dysphoria is having an extremely negative affect on my mental health. How do I convince her to let me do T?

Kai says:

She might not let you go on T, but you can talk to her about puberty blockers until you’re 18 maybe. They’re not going to ‘change’ your body in any permanent way, in fact your body would pretty much be the same, you just won’t have so much estrogen so you won’t get periods and your chest/hips, etc. wouldn’t develop more. then when you are 18 you can decide to go on T yourself.

possible ways to convince her to let you go on T is showing her transmasculine people who have gone on T when they are under 18 and have been really happy with the results - you can find these people on youtube usually, cause they make videos about it.

you could also come out to your doctor if they would be supportive and have them explain to your mom why starting T would be beneficial to you - maybe she will trust them.

followers?

My mom said ‘alexa what are the latest deals’ to our amazon alexa thing to see what would happen and it responded with '2.5 pounds of trail mix thats now $14 instead of $18 would you like to buy it? ’

And you know what she did

You know what she did

She said 'yes’

'Ok, order placed’

And i just looked at her wide eyed because no one at our house really likes trail mix too much and she just looked back with the same expression and so i said

'You just bought 2 and a half pounds of trail mix.’

She responded 'im kinda shocked that happened’

And i just lost it

Les Misérables (2012) but every time someone dies it cuts to a one hour documentary about the battle of Waterloo and every time Javert and Valjean meet it cuts to a one hour documentary about sewage systems and every time those candlesticks appear on screen it cuts to a one hour documentary about priesthood in the late 18th-early 19th century

Comic N-040 “Comfy doesn’t have a T and I’m distressed”

This comic is dedicated to my dog who has started faking wanting to go out so she can steal my spot. Boo, I love you but you’re a jerk.

also alec saying “relationships take effort” is him lowkey asking magnus if he wants to be/if they are in a relationship and magnus replying with “I’m all for effort” is him saying yes and confirming that they are in fact in a relationship and making a commitment.. as in they are a couple… as in they are boyfriends… as in i’m fucking dying :’))))))))

Concept:
Les Misérables (1862) but if Lemony Snicket was the author

Example:
to Enjolras–darling, dearest, dead.

Chapter One

If you’re seeking a story whose tragic beginning is followed by a less-tragic middle and an inevitably uplifting denouement, this book should be avoided at all costs. The approximately six hundred and fifty-five thousand words that are about to follow contain the tales of several bright and brave young people who each meet an unfortunate end and several less-bright, less-young people, including myself, who unfortunately survive to recount the events. “Unfortunate” is a word which here means “luckless” and “miserable”, the latter definition having been used for the title of this novel, designed to dissuade you, the misguided reader, from continuing past the cover page.

There are other techniques I have employed in this book that are designed to stop you from yourself becoming miserable by reading this story in its entirety. Firstly, the physical novel, which as you may notice shares the same dimensions and weight as a standard housing brick, for the utmost inconvenience. Secondly, I have included several hundred pages of information which are both uninteresting and have little bearing on the grander story in the meager hope that you will come to your senses and place this novel back on your shelf or better, in a lit fireplace, where I solemnly believe it belongs. 

For example, the use of candlesticks. The word “candlestick” is derived from the purpose of the item itself, that is an object, most often metal, commonly silver, in which one can stick a candle. Many dictionaries define “candlestick” as  “an often ornamental holder for securing a candle or candles”. “Candleholder” is another, less commonly used word for “candlestick”. Candlesticks come in a variety of forms and sizes, and can contain a variety of numbers of candles often demarcated by their names-a “trikirion” contains three candles and a “menorah” contains seven. If you have had the fortitude-a word which here means “strength of mind”-to make it this far through this dull paragraph, it may be of some note to say that the candlesticks with which we concern ourselves in this story are single candlesticks, that may each contain one candle. 

Thirdly, not only have I named the main character in a redundant manner-Jean Valjean-I have decided to tell you here that Jean Valjean perishes on the final page of this novel. That is my story’s conclusion.

With all this information in mind, and having the ending already known, I now give you my final warning and pleading suggestion to forget about this book. Put it down. Hide it away. Bury it in a cemetery late at night with the assistance of a man named Fauchelevant. Forget it ever existed. For now the story must begin.

It begins in a town called Digne, on a grey and dreary night under the roof of a very kind but elderly and poor man, the bishop of the town, whose name was Myriel.

no but aldertree sent raj to fetch a change of clothes and a cup of tea for clary aka raj probably stood in clary`s room going oh this shirt will go nicely with those jeans and i would like to personally thank him for that because clary looked fly 

Les Mis fandom things where “I don’t know where that idea came from but it’s everywhere and I love it”

-Jehan being nonbinary
-Grantaire and Éponine being BFFs
-Enjolras and Cosette being siblings
-Grantaire being an artist
-Combeferre and moths
-Combeferre and glasses
-Courfeyrac and glitter
-Jehan and flower print everything
-Courfeyrac/Combeferre
-Bahorel/Feuilly
-Jehan/Montparnasse
-Montparnasse’s expanded character in general
-Everyone’s nicknames
-Fake dating AUs