Seelies can’t lie. Yeah, but they’ll spin the truth until you’re dizzy.
one day, a magician comes up to baby keith and has him pick a card. any card, in fact. he then has baby keith put the card back in the deck. anywhere, in fact. then, the magician disappears. thirty-seven years pass. the magician has never been seen again. keith's wife goes into labor. out comes lance mcclain. "is this your card?" says the midwife in a familiar voice. he looks back at the card, the same place in the deck. on it, is lance mcclain's sh*t-eating grin.