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What your favorite Beatles album says about you
  • Please Please Me: you're cool and care about your hairdo, but you've got a softer side. you giggle when boys look at you from across the room.
  • With the Beatles: you really like the Beatles, but for some reason you don't wanna hear them do their own songs. but you really, really like the Beatles.
  • A Hard Day's Night: nobody really knows the real you. they think you're a suave, energetic socialite. deep down, you're a farm hand with a piece of wheat sticking out of your mouth, trying not to cry. you can cry if you want. it's okay to cry.
  • Beatles for Sale: you think your friends all secretly hate you, and you think strangers all secretly love you. also, George is your favorite Beatle and you like hearing Paul scream.
  • Help!: you really like ironic humor and feeling sorry for yourself, and you think people would be happier without you in the picture. you need to understand people care about you, and you should learn to like yourself. but proposing to a girl in a jumping 12 bar is wrong. don't do that.
  • Rubber Soul: when people ask you what kind of music you listen to, you say you like all different kinds.
  • Revolver: crawling into bed, you're half asleep before you remember to set your alarm. you do it with one eye open.
  • Sgt. Pepper: people say you're really together, but you know you're not. you wonder why people think you're seamless. you have so many seams. it seems they don't see your seams.
  • Magical Mystery Tour: your parents fought a lot in front of you. i'm sorry.
  • The White Album: you're greedy and like the blues.
  • Yellow Submarine: this album says a lot more about you than i have room to type about sorry you can pm me
  • Abbey Road: you won't stop trying until you're sitting at the top in a gold encrusted throne made of the skulls of your enemies and the good wishes of your friends. you don't know how to rap.
  • Let It Be: you think you have an intimate relationship with somewhere between 1 and 4 of the Beatles in a way they'll never understand. you watch a movie again if it makes you cry.
Beatles Albums Explained
  • Please Please Me: the Beatles like sex
  • With the Beatles: the Beatles like sex part 2
  • A side of A Hard Day's Night: glamorous 60's pop
  • B side: bitter country music?
  • Beatles for Sale: the Beatles are a country band now in a good way
  • Help!: the Beatles remember they're a rock band but they like flutes and violins too
  • Rubber Soul: 4/5 stars songs coming together to make a 6/5 stars album
  • Revolver: hello we're the Beatles and we're ascending
  • Sgt. Pepper: the Beatles straight up dictate what pop is gonna sound like now and everyone takes notes
  • Magical Mystery Tour: "hello we're Paul and the McCartneys I mean "the Beatles" and here's the music from "our" new movie
  • The Beatles: We Are Tense
  • Yellow Submarine: idk here's some singles and new songs and a bunch of scoring from the last movie we have to make (not)
  • Abbey Road: wHOa ThERe FRiEnD
  • Let It Be: among a few orchestral pieces, the Beatles return to their roots of straight single track rock n roll that you can actually perform and they BEAT IT UP
Better Titles for Beatles Albums
  • Please Please Me: We Finally Made It Boys Well Except For You Pete Sorry Chap
  • With The Beatles: They Will Retitle This One in America
  • A Hard Day's Night: Please Go See Our Movie
  • Beatles For Sale: Eh, It'll Do
  • Help!: Please Go See Our Movie 2 (PS We Love Pot and Bob Dylan)
  • Rubber Soul: It's Time To Get Deep (But Not Too Deep Because We Let Ringo Co-Write Something)
  • Revolver: Did We Mention We Love Drugs
  • Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band: Paul McCartney's Giant Ego On Parade
  • Magical Mystery Tour: Please Go See Our Movie 3: Paul McCartney's Folly
  • The White Album: We Did So Much Drugs In India That We Let Ringo Write an Entire Song
  • Yellow Submarine: Whatever, George Martin Can Do It
  • Abbey Road: Let's Make This One Count
  • Let It Be: For Fuck's Sake Let's Just Get This Over With Already
why the beatles are better than you
  • 50 years later and theyre still as strong as ever
  • movies upon movies made about them
  • as well as documentaries
  • possibly every item of merchandise has been made of the beatles
  • the MOST covered song of all time is a beatles song
  • they have classes on the beatles in some schools
  • men, women, kids, teenagers, elderly, they have fans of every age
  • they have sold over 1.1 BILLION records
  • sgt. peppers lonely hearts club band has been named the BEST album of all time
  • they popularized concept albums 
  • they get compared to every new boy band, because c'mon we all know theyre the fucking best
  • they revolutionized the science of recording
  • they fucking wrote the first heavy metal song EVER
  • 74 million people watching them on that 1st night on the ed sullivan show
  • crime rates went down when they were on
  • lennon & mccartney also considered the best musical duo of all time
  • fans have nearly died (seriously) trying to get to the beatles
  • elvis presley was jealous of their success 
  • millions of books written about them (biography, bands history, song information, picture books,etcetcetc)
  • ‘a day in the life’ was the first song of its kind (two completely different songs put together, one by lennon, one by mccartney….and it was bloody brilliant)
  • i can go on and on and on but you get the point right?

so please come tell me how much they suck again, lol