sg2 rereads umineko

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Over 7 years later, I finally realize the true meaning behind Bern’s whole ‘tear out the guts’ philosophy…and I feel really silly for not noticing it so long ago.

Watanagashi.

Tearing out the guts is Bernkastel’s specialty…because it’s something she watched happen to ‘herself’ countless times in the past.

I cannot believe.

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List of Furudo Erika’s accomplishments thus far:

-solved the epitaph and found 10 tons of gold that no one believed existed

-deliberately instigated drama between the members of the family (that generously took her in from the typhoon after she washed up on their private island) by claiming Battler found the gold and was now the Head, just because the current Head-to-be’s daughter mildly annoyed her

-taken her shoes off and lounged around like she owned the place (the nerve)

-crawled around in the rain wearing nothing but a swimsuit, climbing the walls and putting duct tape all over the windows of the mansion where she was a guest

-spent an entire sleepless night with her ear pressed against the wall, listening to the sleeping sounds of the people in the next room all night long

-shamelessly showed off her Mary Sue Detective Powers, like, a lot. A damn lot

-randomly stood up and started screaming nonsense in the middle of dinner

-framed the master of the household’s wife for the murder of 7 people, including her own husband and daughter

-accused said wife of adultery with her husband’s old-ass father, just to rub it in

-literally picked all the locks on said wife’s old diaries and shamelessly read her deep dark secrets aloud to the rest of the family

-became a witch, for like, an hour

-completely took over what was supposed to be some light and enjoyable post-dinner puzzle solving like it was fucking Jeopardy

-had a heated argument with a 9-year old child for the sole purpose of crushing her dreams, y’know, for laughs

-pretended to cry so a foolish man would give her duct tape (very rude tbh)

-convinced three adult men with guns to lock themselves up inside two rooms under the pretense of ‘safety’, giving her free reign to fucking run around and do as she pleased in their private mansion

-MURDERED AND DECAPITATED SIX PEOPLE, including the aforementioned 9-year old child, because, like, how else can I tell if they’re really dead or just playing?

-just generally been a smug-ass bitch all around

FURUDO ERIKA IS A DANGEROUS AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY, VERY DISCOURTEOUS HOUSEGUEST. DO NOT INVITE ONTO YOUR PRIVATE ISLAND FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER. IF YOU SEE THIS GIRL FLOATING ON YOUR BEACH, PLEASE, JUST DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND LET HER DROWN.

YOU'RE A MOROOOOOOOOOOOOON!!
Furudo Erikaaaaaaa
YOU'RE A MOROOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

Since this is my first time playing Chiru with the voice patch, I wasn’t really sure how I was going to feel about Erika’s voice when I always had a certain imagination in my own head for her. 

I have not been disappointed.