Now, someone wanted them all, and some wanted a few, so here’s the whole show, enjoy
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) He is the biggest Cuddle machine ever, whether it be rough sex or gentle sex he will wrap his arms around them tightly and nuzzle his head into the crook of their neck when they are done .
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His favorite part of his own body would have to be his eyebrows, he is rather proud of the bushyness, no but seriously he is super self conscious about his body , surprisingly , but if he had to choose it would be his cheeks, he randomly pokes them when he looks at himself in the mirror and he loves it when his partner rubs gentle circles on his cheeks. Or pecks his cheeks. For his partner he loves every ounce of them, but if he had pick a favorite it would be their eyes. Because he is a real romantic when it comes to his significant other and truly believes the eyes are the windows to the souls. How he shows this is with random long stares, and then coming over and kissing their closed eyelids.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
A lot, there is a whole lot of it. He even feels bad sometimes , especially with blowjobs.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He loves it when you call him Mr. Graves and he growls like a wolf. I don’t know if that’s really considered a dirty secret but you know. It’s kinky.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Very fucking experienced, he was a player in his earlier years but now doesn’t have the time for ,“ such childish things”, meaning being a player. He looks for commitment , the real deal once he becomes an Auror, seeing them how short life can be and he wants someone to spend it with him . To Love him and for him to love them.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) Old school, missionary . I don’t have a visual. Kinda wish i did, just watch his sex tape honestly . I’m too scared too XD.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) He is humorous, since all fucking day he is “big bad Mr. Graves”, his partner gets the satisfaction of being one of the only people to ever see his softer , funny side. He tends to make small jokes during it, to see you smile or laugh softly, both from the pleasure , and his funnies.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) a fucking jungle and he could care less.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) he will be Cheesy as fuck and you have to try not to laugh.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) He secretly does it in his office if he is super bored or horny . And when no ones around and he’s just doing paper work.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) Your laugh, “oh Mr. Graves~” , being tied in a chair and blind folded, he loves it when it’s in his office too. After hours. ;) -added; Rain
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) His office , his apartment, once he tried it on top of that building Jacob and Queenie first kissed under. It rained , he has a kink for rain now.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) when you tell him he’s not all that bad, and that you love him. Seductively cheek his cheekys. He’s like a giant insecure puppy when he’s alone with his partner .
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Anything that brings harm to his partner , he doesn’t do spanking , (and I mean like spanking spanking not like a pat on the ass, he does do that ) etc.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) He’s more into giving than receiving and his tongue is like a snake , aka skill level over 9000, I know , bad joke but look at him. He is very skilled .
P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) It depends, if you and him were to have gotten into a heated argument or he had an irritating day at work he’ll not purposefully make the sex rather fast and rough and apologize with soft kisses and tender touches for it afterwards or whens he’s calmed down. But also on days where he’s mellow, needy or simply had a bad day at work, a rather depressing case, or something that reminds him how fragile life is , he’ll want to show you just how much he loves and longs for you with nice, gentle , slow and sensual sex.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) Doesn’t like ‘em. Prefers meaningful and true than just for kicks, even in his office but he has done them a few times in his life time . Flash back to his player years.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) if his partner really wants to, he’ll do it.
But he is more ‘old and classy’ but can do literally everything, except for the pain inducing experiments .
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) If he’s really into the mood and so is his partner , 3 rounds max, but do know most rounds last pretty long sometimes 20-30 minutes. If it’s real love making.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) No, he tried once with a blow up sex doll, he didn’t really like it very much nor get much out of it than just little jerk offs and so if you search deep enough in his closet through his suits and scarfs she just sits there in the corner with a rolled up newspaper in her mouth and old glasses on from when he was in his teens.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) He LOVES it , like , LOVES it when his partner begs, but he won’t be too mean since sometimes he just can’t resist as he pecks them on the nose with a smirk and a soft spoken ,“ okay okay”
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) He is usually mostly quiet except for his short cheesy jokes/pick up lines . He grunts softly from time to time.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) I didn’t really understand this one but I’m just gonna say a random head cannon (not sexual) is he actually very much dislikes both the law that No-maj’s and wizards/witches can not interact on any means and he hates obliviating people. It actually tugs his heart strings when he has to do it to just normal people. He couldn’t imagine it. The look , he regrets it every time he does it.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) 7-8 ½ inches
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) It’s average , he could go with out sex for quite a while (do to the convenience of his job) but like any normal person can get a bit needy from time to time.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) doesn’t take long, but he likes to fall asleep after his partner so he can take one last moment to admire them in there most peaceful state before he shuts his eyes for the night.
(I hope you all enjoyed you thirsty lil Sinamon rolls 😘❤️)