sexy-alfred

Allies seeing s/o in a sexy party dress!:

America/Alfred F. Jones-
I severely hope you’re ready for at least one quickie in the closet. Cause it’s happening. Before the party, during the party, in the car on the way home, and when you get in the door.  
China/Yao Wang-
He’s a little reclusive the whole evening. He stares at you the entire night, thinking of how lucky he is. He’ll lay hands on your thighs and the small of your back. He wants to touch the entire party, but restrains himself until you crash through the front door.  
England/Arthur Kirkland-
This fuck will torture you the entire time. He’ll undo one of your straps, forcing you to retie it alone. He’ll snake a hand up and squeeze your skin. E’s enjoying this far too much.  
France/Francis Bonnefoy-
You won’t even make it too the party. Mostly because you can no longer feel your legs.
Russia/Ivan Braginsky-
GET READY FOR BEFORE AND AFTER CAR SEX. He won’t even bother to fix your dress back or your hair. He wants everyone to know he claimed you just before you entered.

Imagine Jason being a troll and leaving on of those voice recording cards in the Batcave And when he opens it it’s just Jason singing Bad Blood by Taylor Swift. So when the other batkids find out it becomes a running joke to buy cards and record themselves singing songs to batman. And one day batman finds a card and expects it to be one of the kids but it turns out to be Alfred singing Sexy and I Know It and it’s at that moment Batman loses all hope of ever having peace again.

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[[ THE CLOCK STOPPED TICKING, FOREVER AGO.
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN UP? I DON’T KNOW.
I CAN’T GET A GRIP,
BUT I CAN’T LET GO.
THERE WASN’T ANYTHING TO HOLD ONTO THOUGH ]]

Wanted to make another one qwq
Cosplayer
Version with America