sexy praying tag

sunjolras replied to your photo: i hate you so fucking much right now

if it was combeferre he’d swallow and lean up to pick up where courf left off, whispering it in his ear

LIZ

(“et ne nos inducas in tentationem,” combeferre says with a smirk as courf lays panting and shaking beside him, like he’s felt the Spirit pass through him and run him dry, and he just laughs loud and sharp while combeferre finishes with an “amen.”)

soyonscruels  asked:

as a catholic who has fucked a lapsed catholic for two years, i can confirm that such things happen to some of us. also whenever we actually could be bothered to go to mass we had sex before mass and after it-- catholics, man, THERE'S A REASON I WANT TO DATE ANOTHER LIBERAL CATHOLIC AND ADMITTEDLY 90% OF IT IS JESUS BUT 10% OF IT IS SEX. ('what's the difference anyway' i whisper)

i went to make breakfast and do some stuff and when i got back i had FIVE MESSAGES IN MY INBOX THAT WERE ALL ABOUT RELIGIOUS DIRTY TALK OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

(like, context here, i still get excited when i see ONE message in my askbox. i don’t get messages a super lot and there were FIVE of them and they were all BUILT TO DESTROY ME)

W H Y

paperquake replied to your post: sunjolras replied to your photo: i hate you so…

why was this not my experience of catholic education is what i really want to know here (also who do i have to bribe to get full-on fic of this i dont have money but there must be a way)

i don’t KNOW i went to church for YEARS and this never happened to me :(((

(also i really want to write it but i’m awful at writing porn so uh

SOMEONE ELSE WHO IS BETTER AT THINGS THAN I AM SHOULD WRITE THIS HERE IS YOUR OPEN INVITATION I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER)