Larry Stylinson on Couches

You can think of these moments as a lesson in the fun ways to treat a close friend or bandmate. Harry & Louis are not in a relationship or anything, so these are cool, laid-back ways you can treat someone you know well, who’s a coworker and friend. Try them out on your pals at home!

Strange, irresistible things happen on couches. To all people, not just One Direction. Louis and Harry’s relationship is no different than say, me and my friends or coworkers’. 

That’s an awfully fun way to be treating your bandmate.

Harry’s probably indecisive. People get like that sometimes on couches.

Nope, that’s not a gif below. It’s just a photo. You can stop staring at it hoping it’ll move.

Making out - or fake making out - is a great thing to do on couches.

It never gets old.

We can be cute on couches.

Or sexually frustrated on couches.

See! Here’s another time when Harry was indecisive.

There’s so many ways of communicating on couches!

You can get really comfortable sitting on couches.

And watch guys you’re not attracted to drink beverages


Mhmm. Yep. Okay.

Thumbs up, for reals.

Actually, the one above might be a ‘loveseat’, not a couch, technically. Which seems only appropriate, given that it’s usually treated as such. 

A Love Seat, that is.

Well, that’s a seriously romantic sentiment. A beautiful visual to consider. I wonder what would make a 17 year old boy write that on Twitter.

Anonymous said: A scenario sakamaki’s lovers are eating a lollipop really slowly and making the brothers sexually frustrated what would there reactions ^_~ (mukamiplease x)

Mun: I’m sorry if it’s bad, but I wanted to post something for you guys if I don’t get the chance later… I’ll make up for it once I’m home.


You were in the living room, watching something on your phone with the lollipop in your mouth. You were watching a new music video. The music being slow and teasing. It made you think of all kinds of stuff. That’s when the vampire walked into the room and noticed you. He stood there, watching as your tongue licked the lollipop slowly from the bottom to the tip, swirling your tongue around it and taking it into your mouth. Taking it in and out.  Your movements were known by the vampire, quite well to say the least.

Shuu: He smirked and walked to the sofa, sitting down next to you. You noticed him and smiled, returning to the video again afterwards. Shuu continued to watch you as you licked the sweet. “Perverted woman…”- He said gaining your attention once more- “…Practicing on a lollipop.” You turned red as you finally noticed what you were doing. The vampire snickered and grabbed your chin, pulling you to face him. His face came closer to your ear as he whispered lowly- “Let’s see how much you’ve learned.”

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SasuSaku AU headcanon

What if Sasuke and Sakura were coworkers at a store where they were specifically told NOT to date any of their coworkers but Sasuke and Sakura are dealing with all that sexual frustration caused by one another then eventually break that company rule and are trying very hard to hide it while at work together.

Back In Your Arms-Ashley Purdy Imagine (smut)

Originally posted by the-bvb-blog-of-epicosity

Sexual Frustration, a pain most humans felt at least once in a while. You, on the other hand, had been feeling like this for close to two weeks. you, were (y/n) (l/n), the Girlfriend of Ashley Purdy, and you had been for close to three years. Ashley had always been, in a good way to say it, very sexually active, and had managed to get you used to his sexual schedule. But for the past two weeks, Ashley had been either ignoring, or being oblivious to your sexual advances. Whenever you were dressed in nothing but a pair of underwear, and one of his tee shirts, and laying in bed waiting for his return to bed, he would just lay in bed, and lay with his back to you, after kissing your forehead and saying goodnight and I love you.

From the past two weeks, your sexual frustrations had built up to the breaking point, and tonight you were claiming what had been yours from the start. Ashley was gone for a bit of the afternoon, and you had set up the house for his arrival from the studio with his band. You had dressed in what Ashley had claimed was his favorite of your lingerie. It was black leather, though it didn’t chafe, with (f/c) strands of silk around Ashley’s favorite parts of your body. You had worn one of Ashley’s Black Veil Brides tee’s over it, which covered most of the lingerie, making ti look like you were wearing ripped jean shorts and his shirt.

You had also placed rose petals around the bed, along with a pair of handcuffs on the front head board, where tonight’s beginning action would take place. You laughed lightly at this, and went to the kitchen to check and make sure everything was in place, to which you then moved to the living room to await for Ash’s return home. Suddenly, you heard the door open, and Ashley’s footsteps come into the room. “Hey Babe.” Ashley had said, seeing you as the first thing he saw when he came in. “Hey Ash..” You had purred out, looking to him with lust glazed eyes. You stood up, and padded over to him, him assuming you wanted a kiss or a hug, but you were going to start out the night now.

You went over, and smiled, when you saw him raise an eyebrow. you got closer, and put your arms around his neck, and started to kiss along his jawline. “(Y-Y/n)..What are you d-doing?” He stuttered out, while his hands clamped themselves onto your waist. You were kissing and biting on his neck when he asked that, so you pulled away to move over to his ear to whisper into it, then slightly nibble on it. “Why don’t you follow me and find out?” you smirked, and gave his ear a final tug of your teeth, and moved away, to start towards the steps up you yours and Ash’s room. Ashley was still dazed for a second, before quickly shedding his jacket and his shoes, before he dashed after you up the stairs, jumping up two at a time.

Once he was in the room, what he say caused his pants to immediately get tighter around his, certain area. You sat on the bed, the shirt you were wearing had been moved around in your move upstairs, causing it to move slightly upward, exposing the bottom part of your lingerie. He tossed off his shirt, causing you to smirk and bite your lip as he threw his shirt to the corner of the room. He moved over to you, and as you laid on your back, he crawled on top of you. You smiled, and moved up onto your elbows and kissed him, at first gently, but then with more force.

You swiped your tongue across his bottom lip, asking for entrance, to which he accepted, and you dove your tongue into his mouth, searching his warm cavern, causing him to moan, and whimper at your dominating movements. While he was distracted  in the kiss, you moved,and rolled do that you now were above him, and he was below you, whimpering and moaning from the kiss. you made your move, and throughout the room echoed the sound of the handcuffs slicking around Ashley’s wrists, stranding him onto the bed. you pulled away from his lips, to move and sit on his lap, intentionally causing heated friction upon his lap. 

He whimpered and looked into your eyes, his starting to glaze over with his lust. You then began the next part of your plan, and slowly pulled off the shirt, and Ashley’s eyes were immediately thrown to your figure. You then leaned down, and began pulling his pants down slowly, your hands lingering around his hips and the upper part of his thighs, causing him to throw his head back in want. You then leaned up, and started sucking and biting his neck again, causing him to close his eyes and whimper from the submission of your attacks. 

You mentally smirked at his easy submission,he usually would be the dominant one in the bedroom; but not tonight. You then started grinding on his obvious erection, your core starting to moisten from the obvious rock hard erection he had. You then moved down, and quickly pulled down his boxers, and looked up, to see him staring down at your figure, want, lust, and love showing throughout his eyes, causing a warm tingle to go down your body. You gently grabbed the base of his member, and started moving up and down, causing Ashley to throw his head back once again, and let out a string of lewd moans and whimpers of pleasure. 

“(Y-Y/nnn)…Harderrr..” He cried out, his hips bucking forth in your hand unintentionally. You smiled,and leaned down and kissed the tip, and peppered the length with kisses and little nibbles, causing him to let out groans of your name. You eventually had enough though and took him into your mouth, and hollowed your cheeks, and began sucking as hard as possible, causing Ashley to let out quiet yells and incoherent sentences of your name, and other pleasurable sounds. You then sucked him a little deeper into your mouth, successfully deepthroating him, causing him to immediately stiffen, and let loose, him yelling your name as he shot his seed into your mouth and throat, you letting him go and moving back up. 

You decided that enough was enough, and that soon enough, you were going to bust from the want deep in your body. “Had enough, Ash?” You smirked, and took the back of your hand, and wiped off the little bit of seed left at the corner of your mouth. You leaned over, and unlocked the cuffs, Ashley immediately taking action and rolling you over, pinning you to the bed, and he clipped you into the cuffs. You smirked up at him, while he stood on his hands and knees, one of his knees intentionally rubbing against your core, causing small moans to escape form your lips, as Ashley smirked down at your writhing figure. 

“Not to nice now, is it?” He huskily muttered, while he began undressing the lingerie from your body, leaving you exposed. You whimpered when began trailing kisses and bites down your neck, until he began to kiss and nibble on your breast, causing you to moan, and attempt to move your legs, only causing Ashley’s Knee to move closer and rub harder against your core, causing lewd whimpers and moans to come from your mouth. Suddenly, one of his hands joined his knee, rubbing circles and occasionally pressing down upon your clit. You let out a louder moan, causing Ashley to smirk, as he moved and threw your legs over your shoulder, and smirk at you before placing his face into your core. 

You bit your lip, not wanting for him to win, but you let out a long string of whimpers when he began thrusting his tongue in and out, while a knot began twisting itself in your middle. You allowed it to let loose, and you came into Ashley’s mouth, him swallow it all, and smirking to you when he pulled away. You gave a look of want to him, and he immediately relayed it, while he moved up to kiss you while he entered you roughly, causing you and him to enter a chorus of moans from the feeling of being one. 

He began thrusting into you roughly, while he held himself up by his forearms which rested beside your head. “Hahh~ (Y/N) You feel soo good..” Ashley moaned, him immediately putting his face into your neck to help quieten his moans. “Ashley!! There!! Harder!” You cried out when he stroked your G-Spot. He immediately moved one of your legs over his shoulders, and began pounding into the spot again, causing your moans and whimpers to turn into yells and screams of pleasure. You could feel him getting stiffer inside of you, while you could feel your own release coming down quickly, until it erupted, causing your core to clench around his member, causing him to erupt with a loud moan of your name as he came, shooting his seed deep within you. 

He collapsed beside you, after releasing you from your confines. You laid against him, still getting over the after lapse of your orgasm. He pulled you against him, him panting slightly while he nuzzled his face into your hair. “Godamn babe.. That was fucking amazing. Sorry I hadn’t been paying much attention… The new album has been driving the whole band insane trying to finish it in time for the deadline..” He said, while he pulled your back against his chest, while he entangled his legs within yours. “Oh~ Its no problem Ashes.. Whenever you need help de-stressing yourself, just come to me.” You smiled, and nuzzled into the pillow, to fall into sleeps clutches, Ashley not far behind you. 

anonymous asked:

I need some advice so I thought I would ask I'm ace and me and my sexual boyfriend have recently decided to have an open relationship for the purpose of him to have sex bc he has become sexually frustrated and basically is this a good idea because I don't want him to because romantically attracted to his sexual partners we are not open to date other people we only opened it for him to have sex I've never opened a relationship before is it a good idea or not?

Open relationships work for some people, but not for all. If you and your boyfriend communicate clearly about boundaries, and if he respects them, you should be alright. You can’t exactly stop him from feeling romantic attraction to other people, but he doesn’t have to act on that. So if he’s a good person, he’ll stay true to you and only have a sexual relationship with other people. 


You think you ship Johnlock the hardest?

Are you sure?

Are you bloody sure?

No doubt, huh?

Nope, sorry.

Martin Freeman does.

I mean, seriously:

There’s no way he isn’t shipping.

This man would marry a dragon waay before we wanted to.


“Oh, there'th nothing about holding hand-th like thi-th, Ben.”

He’s even fine with it in the show.

And this slipped out as well:

He one-ups all of you diehard Johnlock fans and you know it.

He probably laughs at our sexual frustration.

I know I do.

And then I cry.

Then, I get angry.

After that, it’s just an overwhelming amount of vehement emotions–leaving me to drag myself to a corner, curl up, and undergo insanity for about twelve hours….or maybe forty. I lost count the last time.

((If there were any pictures I missed, add that shit. Why? Because. Johnlock.))