Conversation between a classmate and me:
- Him: *Makes sexist joke about women's parking skills*
- Me: *glares at him*
- Him: What? It's true *laughs*
- Me: A recent study says that women are in fact better at parking than men, I could send you the link to the article that talks about it, hopefully it will shut your mouth so I can continue studying without you annoying me.
- Him: You are on your period, right? You all always act like that, always getting mad, are you going to cry now? You are probably going to get sad now because that's what you all always do when you are on your period, you first get mad and then you get sad and cry. *laughs*
- Me: Are you describing a woman on her period or a man whose favorite sports team just lost? 'Cause I can't tell the difference.
- Guy sitting behind me: *whispers* boom.
- Him: *glares at guy*
- Me: *continues studying like nothing happened*