Okay I know we always go on about Marvel’s uncanny casting ability.
But if you thought they were the only ones, let me draw your attention to this man:
Viggo Mortensen, aka Aragorn son of Arathorn, aka Sexiest Ranger in Middle Earth
would hike, often for more than a day, to remote filming locations, in costume, for the sake of authenticity
was the best swordsman Bob Anderson (swordsmaster/instructor for LotR, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc) says he has ever trained
occasionally writes poetry (more book!canon than film!canon but um hello)
does all his own stunts
lived all over and speaks about 23940209384 languages
you know that scene at the end of Fellowship when he’s fighting the Uruk-hai? And one throws a dagger at him and he hits it away with his sword? Yeah, the guy who threw it was supposed to miss, but accidentally threw it directly at Viggo. Who just casually Aragorned and hit it away.
I dare you to go to the urban dictionary and read the 1st definition of Philip the look up Daniel and read the 3rd definition and post it!
The sexiest man on Earth. Usually really smart and quick-witted. Philips usually have enormous dicks and make love quite well. They can do things in the bed that no other people can. They are jacked beyond belief and can rip you apart. During times of need they are always there and will do anything for you. Philips are sports fanatics, especially for baseball.
a jealous guy protective yet loves very passionatley.funny and adorable, as well as attractive can be a bit stubborn and very impatient. Will remain always by your side even when the things get bad. Can get annoying but can easily become a part of the one he loves.
Okay, okay I know this is long over due and I’m sorry. At first it was cause of school, but then I started binge watching on Netflix all day yesterday, but this is extra long and cute and angsty. Keep in mind that half of this was written at two in the morning after I was done crying from finishing the last episode of 13 reasons why. (Yall needa go watch that shit) I hope you guys enjoy the chapter, y'all know I need 100 notes for part 9 and leave feedback💕
One more thing…Ik it probably doesn’t make sense but I’m gonna pretend like this takes place after like a month from the last time they met.
**WARNING**: Nothing really, just a make out and a small mention of masturbation.
“Cal, can you not.” You snorted as he tried to squeeze into the tight fitting top you picked out not too long ago.
“I can get in it, I swear.” He grunted while attempting to get the small shirt over his shoulder.
He had took you shopping once again and as always he came into the dressing room with you. This particular time, however, Calum got so bored he decided to try on clothes as well. You didn’t have a problem with that, but he could at least try on something in his size.
“You’re gonna rip it.” You laughed.“ Then you’ll have to buy it just to throw away.”
“I’m going to get in this shirt, Y/N.”
“Oh my God.” You began to laugh harder at his determination, deciding to try on another article of clothing for your sake.“ I think these shorts are gonna make my ass pop.”
“It already pops, Y/N. Your ass is fucking perfect.” He absentmindedly complimented you.
“Take off the shi-”
“I got it!” He yelled once he finally got the top onto his body, throwing his hands up in the air in excitement.
It was quiet as you both heard the sound of fabric tearing. You placed your hand over your mouth to stifle your laughter and Calum’s cheeks slowly flushed pink.
A/N: Hey lovelies! This was a drabble request from this prompt list with the line “16. Where are your clothes?” by anon! In all fairness, this is smut for the sake of smut, it’s really not as fluffy as my other drabbles, but I have a feeling y’all will forgive me! I turned myself on writing this, no lies.
Warnings: Smut, smut without plot, oral sex, secret relationship.