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Newborn monsters!
For when you want a little monster pal of your own but you don’t want to have to choose.

The Mystery Monster listing lets you get a totally surprise monster in the mail! 
You can give me some basic specifications like colors you hate/love, any expression you’d prefer, but for the most part it’ll be a complete surprise what you receive!

anonymous asked:

Hi guys :) How about this: RFA + V & Saeran stealing/ accidentally eating all of MC's candy. She finds out and plans some sweet sweet revenge hoho~

Hehe, we relate to this one on a personal level. Maybe not MC’s pettiness…actually, yeah, that too. Enjoy~


Zen:

  • To be fair, he gets a lot of chocolate from fans
  • He thought your box of chocolates was his…until he actually read the sticky note on the lid with your name on it
  • He felt really guilty, so he moves the note onto one of his other boxes and hopes you don’t notice
  • Well….when you find cherry filling in the middle of your chocolate, you notice
  • You can gather exactly what happened, but instead of confronting him, you decide to play around a little
  • You run to the store and pick up those jellybeans with nasty flavors
  • You cover them in chocolate and put them in a bag which you leave for Zen on the counter with a cute note
  • When you hear a cry of disgust, you know he ate it
  • He comes running to you apologizing, because he knows exactly why you did it
  • He promises to make it up to you however he can
  • “Well…I’ve been wanting to practice some new styles with my curling iron…”
  • You can bet he was sitting in front of you the whole day while you did some weird stuff with his hair

Yoosung:

  • He’s not even thinking when he steals it
  • You were eating some gummy bears and left it on the counter while you took a shower
  • Yoosung only saw candy and started eating it….all of it
  • You come out of the shower and see the empty bag left on the counter
  • You confront him right away
  • He just looks away and says he doesn’t know anything about it
  • You believe him at first, and just assumed you miscalculated how much you ate 
  • But a little later, he gives you a kiss goodnight and you can taste it on his lips
  • Still, you say nothing…you have a better idea
  • You buy several bags of gummy bears the next day
  • For the next week, you place a few secretly inside every one of his meals
  • By the end of the week, he’s going insane and just bursts, “Okay! I get it! Yes, I ate your gummy bears, and I promise I won’t do it again! Just please…no more…”
  • He makes it up to you and buys you a bunch of candies
  • He’ll even separate out your favorite flavors so you don’t have to dig around

Jaehee:

  • You weren’t home and Jaehee was having some serious cravings for chocolate
  • You had a small jar of them
  • She usually didn’t take from you, but…maybe if she took one or two you wouldn’t notice
  • Too bad her week was super stressful and she lost count
  • She stares at the bottom of the empty jar, horrified at her deeds
  • She tries to run to the store to pick up more before you came home
  • But she was too late
  • She was already opening the bag to fill it when you walked into the kitchen and surprised her
  • The chocolates went all over the floor
  • You’re actually really calm about it and wave it off….doesn’t mean you’re not getting revenge
  • Throughout the weeks, you plant little tricks everywhere
  • She thinks she finds a tin of cookes?…Sewing supplies
  • Is that a box of chocolate?….filled with carrots and celery
  • You even replaced the ice cream with smoothies
  • After a few weeks, she’s begging for forgiveness and you finally let it go

Jumin:

  • You had made a bag of handmade chocolates for the next RFA meeting
  • You had worked for hours on them, and you stepped out for a little break while they were cooling on the counter
  • Jumin came in, about to head out to work
  • He thought the chef had made them, so he thought he could take it to work and leave them on his desk
  • He had a meeting with a large group of people, and he handed them out as little favors
  • They were all gone by the time the day was over
  • When he came home, he found a very disgruntled you giving him the silent treatment
  • It wasn’t until after dinner that you finally told him what he’d done
  • While you were still a little upset, he knew it would soon pass
  • But then the next day, he finds all of his nice ties are replaced with ones with goofy patterns
  • “MC…why are there cookies on my tie?”
  • “I don’t know…ask your employees.”
  • He just sighs and goes with it until finally you cool off and return his regular ties
  • He still keeps a few of the goofy ones though, because he finds them amusing


Seven:

  • It was that time of the month, and you were PMSing bad
  • Good thing you had saved that one bar of chocolate for a time like this
  • You walked into the kitchen and found Seven had just finished the last piece
  • You were so mad, you started hitting him with the closest item next to you….a loaf of bread
  • He’s backed up against the wall, “Look! I’m sorry! I don’t track your cycle. How was I supposed to know?”
  • He tries to calm you down and cheer you up by a few tickles
  • But you are not amused
  • “You can’t solve everything with tickling!” you yell as you continue beating him with bread
  • After a few hours, he thinks you have calmed down and gone back to normal
  • Boy,oh boy, was he wrong
  • Everytime you gave him food, there was literally only a bite left…he would have to find the rest on his own
  • You’d hand him a bag of HBC with one chip in it
  • You’d give him one noodle on a plate
  • You replaced the pantry with empty cereal boxes and chip bags as well
  • P-E to the T-T-Y
  • He gets so sick of it, he orders a huge box of your favorite chocolates to appease you

Saeran:

  • He has no self control when it comes to sweets
  • He found your candy in the pantry and devoured it within a minute
  • You didn’t even notice until later
  • He wasn’t even sorry
  • “Well, there was no note on it saying it was yours.”
  • Oh, he wanted notes? He was getting notes
  • You literally labeled EVERYTHING in the kitchen
  • Every single container of food you wanted had your name on a stick note
  • He’s unfazed at first
  • Until there’s so many notes that they start getting everywhere
  • He just walks up to you, his sweater holding a few stray sticky notes, and tosses you two boxes of the candy he ate
  • You thank him…and also inform him that he would be the one removing all the sticky notes left over

V:

  • He was craving a midnight snack
  • He was sleepy too, though, so he wasn’t exactly thinking or reading labels
  • So, he ate your chocolate and went back to bed
  • The next evening, when you were preparing to enjoy your little treat, the truth comes out
  • You take his camera secretly and fill it with pictures of food and candy
  • When he finds it, he apologizes for his deed
  • But he’s also kind of laughing at your ridiculous little prank
  • You really can’t stay mad at him, and he takes you to your favorite restaurant to make up for the chocolate 

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Sewing box with nine mother of pearl tools from 1800-1840. Most of the tools are marked with an enamel pansy design, indicating this box was purchased in the Palais Royal in Paris. At the time the Palais was a major shopping and entertainment complex.

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*Megalovania intensifies*

*You feel your sins crawling on your back

I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again, if you want a high quality amazing Sans plush get one from @kitty-sews Because this is seriously the best thing ever.

Also the card is adorable and will be living by my Papyrus water bottle for all of eternity. (And my own crappy drawing of Frisk and Chara)

I really can’t decide how to put his scarf though, I’m going to be messing with that all day (Also he’s the perfect size for build-a-bear clothes)

Hi lovely people, 

as promised, here’s part two about German phrases and idioms! If you’re looking for part one, look here

One *asterisk means it’s colloquial, **two asterisks mean it’s vulgar. 

  • Gang nach Canossa (lit. walk to Canossa) - the hard task of having to admit to somebody that you were wrong.
    Ich lag falsch, also musste ich den Gang nach Canossa antreten und mich bei ihm entschuldigen. - I was wrong, so I had to get over myself and apologise to him.

  • *an den Haaren herbeigezogen (lit. pulled by the hair) - reached for, not obvious
    Das Argument ist an den Haaren herbeigezogen. - That argument is not convincing and a real stretch. 

  • *zum Mäusemelken sein (lit. to be for/like mice milking) - impossible and thus frustrating
    Ich bekomme diese Rechnung einfach nicht hin - das ist zum Mäusemelken! - I just can’t seem to get this calculation done right - it’s so frustrating! 

  • das Ei des Kolumbus (lit. the egg of Columbus) - the solution for a big problem, a great idea
    Die neue Software macht alles viel leichter - ihre Einführung war das Ei des Kolumbus! - This new software makes everything easier - its installation was a great idea!

  • kein Blatt vor den Mund nehmen (lit. not putting a sheet in front of your mouth) - speaking your mind, and in the course of that sometimes insulting someone.
    Beim letzten Meeting hat sie dem Chef gegenüber kein Blatt vor den Mund genommen. - She really spoke her mind at the last meeting and said what she really thinks about the boss.

  • *dem Fass den Boden ausschlagen (lit. to hit the bottom out of a barrel) - to be outrageous/a scandal
    Du hast mich nicht nur belogen, sondern auch betrogen? Das schlägt dem Fass den Boden aus! - You didn’t only lie to me, you also cheated on me? That’s outrageous!

  • *aus dem Nähkästchen plaudern (lit. to chat from the sewing box) - to tell secrets/reveal something very personal
    Als wir uns neulich zum Kaffee getroffen haben, hat sie viel aus dem Nähkästchen geplaudert. - When we met up for coffee the other day, she told me many personal secrets (e.g. things about her relationship). 

  • *jemanden zum Mond schießen können (lit. to shoot somebody to the moon) - to be so frustrated with someone that you want them gone/to be as far away from you as possible (often meant affectionately and not mean!)
    Dauernd lässt sie uns warten, wenn wir verabredet sind - manchmal könnte ich sie wirklich zum Mond schießen! - She always keeps us waiting when we’re meeting up - sometimes I’m really fed up with her (but I like her anyway). 

  • unter einer Decke stecken (lit. to be under the same covers) - to conspire with someone
    Die Überraschung hast du doch nicht alleine geplant - steckst du mit meiner Mutter unter einer Decke? - You surely didn’t plan this surprise all by yourself - did you have help from my mum? 

  • *eine Leiche im Keller haben (lit. to have a corpse in the basement) - to have a burden from the past/a bad conscience/to be guilty of something
    Beide Politiker haben Leichen im Keller. - Both politicians have done bad things in the past. 

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How to Make Sewn Claws

This is a useful technique that I am very excited to present to you, this video is on how I create sewn claws in my costume projects! Its a great technique useful for claws, but also teeth and spikes.

Sew your own claws out of fabric or vinyl, learn how to turn and stuff them, as well as tips on installing them! I demonstrate using marine vinyl. 

Materials

Fabric for your claws
Sewing machine
Hemostat: http://amzn.to/2kc7inC 
Stuffing

(optional) Stencil plastic: http://amzn.to/2fHdvGW
(optional) “Hump Jumper”: http://www.wawak.com/The-Hump-Jumper – though check your sewing machine’s tool box, it is a very common accessory item that comes stock with many machines. 


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Punk Patch Swap

I am organising a punk patch swap, this will be my first one on tumblr but I have done this with artist trading cards and patches on facebook a few times and everyone has always had great fun.

This is a great opportunity to get rid of those unwanted patches that everyone has cluttering up the back of their sewing box. 

If you are anything like me you have bought large bags of random patches, traded or bought patches then decided they didn’t fit your original intentions, made a bunch of ones to sell or give away and have some left over, or just not got around to sewing them on then gone off them. Well this is your chance to refresh your collection and maybe find something really cool and unusual for your next punk clothing project.

It’s really simple and cheap to take part in. You are guaranteed to get back the same number of patches that you put in and it’s really exciting to see what cool art you get back.


How it works:

  1. You stuff an envelope full of your unwanted patches and a prepaid self addressed envelope. 
  2. You mail it to me
  3. I make a note of who sent how many patches, then swap them all over so everyone gets the same amount of new patches that they sent and will try and roughly match size and quality (embroidered for embroidered, back patch for back patch, hand painted for hand painted, screen printed for screen printed, tipex scrawl for tipex scrawl etc)
  4. I send you back the patches in your self addressed prepaid envelope.
  5. One day in the near future, when you have half forgotten about this, maybe a day when you are feeling blue or rough, you get an envelope stuffed with random patches to cheer you up! It’s like Christmas! But less annoying relatives and more Punk. 


Rules:

  1. You get back the same quality/number of patches you sent.
  2. If you want less back than you send (some people have donated extras or misprints from large screen print runs before) put a letter in explaining.
  3. Don’t send candy through the post as a thank you to me, no offense but I won’t eat anything that gets sent by internet strangers, also I’ve had chocolate melt onto patches/artist cards before by well meaning individuals and it causes massive issues.
  4. You only get patches back if you remember to put your self addressed prepaid envelope in. I can’t afford to pay for postage for everyone who forgets. I will attempt to contact blogs if there is a genuine mistake, if I cannot find out who left their envelope out I will just split the patches up and people get bonus ones. It’s only happened once before, but it’s worth stressing.
  5. It is absolutely fine to send multiples of the same patch if you are someone who makes large screen print runs. 
  6. The patches don’t have to be political/punk band orientated but it would be better if they are. But ouja board patches, animal skull patches, switchblade patches, pop culture patches have all been included and appreciated before by people.
  7. Unacceptable patches include: Pin buttons/badges (aka, things that aren’t cloth patches), random scouting badges and stuff that isn’t really super punk (message me first if you aren’t sure & alt right/neo nazi patches (these will be disposed of and you won’t get anything back). 
  8. I will try to match quality and size of patches you send, but exact matches might not always be possible. I will do my best.
  9. If you think you are gonna send something weird or unusual (like 30 of the same patch, or patches printed on weird fabric or faux fur or something) message me first to discuss it.
  10. I’m based in the UK, so if you are posting from outside Europe just be aware it might be slightly more costly for your, but patches are normally cheap to post even if you send a couple of dozen.
  11. Any questions message me.