severus snape and lily evans

Snape x Lily confessions:

01) I think if Voldemort truly died the first war, or if Snape survived the second war, he would get over Lily. Being a spy and having to live a double life for years, putting on act so people wouldn’t trust him, he didn’t really have time to move on. Lily was his only happy memory, so he clinged to it. If Snape survived the war, he would, in time, get over Lily; as he would be finally able to live his life.

02) While I love Snape, I can’t pair him with Lily. I like Lily too, but they’re not good for each other. I see him going into hiding after the war, and eventually falling in love with a muggle doctor.

03) If Snape survived the war, I picture Lily appearing in a dream. She would be angry, but also happy for everything Snape did; but most importantly she would tell him to let go of her, and find someone he can share his love with. While she would be mad, I think she would want Snape to move on.

04) I have a lot of mixed feelings towards Snape. He did a lot of bad things, and he did a lot of good things. But I can’t stand how the “Always” quote is the one to constantly represent the fandom. I can’t believe that Snape spent years and years pining after Lily like that. I like to pretend that it isn’t referring to the unrequited love, but instead Snape feels guilt over how he lost his childhood friend and she died before he could make amends, so he wants to make it up to her in her death.

05) Lily did not drop Snape. She spent five years trying to maintain a friendship with him, defending him, and trying to help him; while he refused to listen to her unless it was something he wanted to hear, and got involved with dark magic. Him calling her a slur was not this sudden great opportunity to drop him, it was her final realisaition that he was not the same person she knew, and that it was not worth maintaining that friendship.

anonymous asked:

Even if Lily and Sev were together, surely he’d still do the double agent thing, right? A lot of the story wouldn’t work if he didn’t. This is assuming of course that they can keep their relationship and any children under wraps (Probably with a lot of Unbreakable Vows and the fact they could have them under any muggle systems which we know Voldemort and his followers would never think to look at. If they’re magic they’d be under the Hogwarts system which doesn’t list their parentage anyway)

If Severus and Lily were together, I kinda doubt that he’d allow them to stay in the UK.  He’d flee with her (and any kids) to Australia or the US or something.  Severus is more of the sort to run when things are getting bad (and before the Prophecy, things were REALLY BAD and it looked like Voldemort would win).

They’d probably live in a rural area, far away from everything, with all sorts of wards set up to keep people from bothering them or finding them unless needed.  I think they’d most definitely school their children in Muggle schools until they were old enough to go to the local magical school in their area.  I honestly reject the idea of America only having ONE school- that is utterly moronic. 

Meanwhile, Voldemort would take over Wizarding Britain only to have his soul begin to wither and fracture more and more until he destroys himself.  Those who remain will purge the bigoted Death Eaters via Dementor Kiss and many old families would lose immense amounts of power in the aftermath.  Even without Harry Potter, the Wizarding World would not suffer under a Voldemort rulership for long. Voldemort lost the moment he split his soul.

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some notes:

  • Regulus is trying to be cooler than his brother.
  • Petunia would rather die than sit on the wizard’s sofa. 
  • Bellatrix is wearing red so you wont see the blood 
  • and Barty just don’t give a fuck.
Kissing Styles...

James Potter: Very… very eager, but trying really… really hard to restrain himself. Knows how to do fun things with his tongue… has had a lot of practice. All in all… he’s what people like to describe as “fun”… 8/10 

Sirius Black: Knows how to adapt. Can pretty much match anyone’s kissing style, but likes deep, intense kissing the most… Also likes biting and hickeys. As talented as he is pretty. Down for basically anything… An enjoyable experience all the way around. 11/10

Remus Lupin: Nervous. Starts off slow… then kisses like it’s the last time he’ll ever kiss someone because he always feels like it’s the last time anyone will ever want to kiss him… 6/10 when he’s nervous… 9/10 when he relaxes and let’s go. 

Peter Pettigrew: Sweats a lot… too much tongue… 4/10  

Lily Evans: Expert kisser, knows her shit… at least as far as technicalities go… but lacks spontaneity. Get’s flustered when she doesn’t see something coming like James’ tongue tricks… also gets distracted easily (”SHIT! That’s due tomorrow!”)… Overall, needs some work. 6.5/10

Frank Longbottom: Handles you like you’re made of glass… very gentle… very sweet… enjoys kissing the spot just beneath your ear. Hates biting because he’s worried he’ll hurt you. Often stops to stare or chat. Worships the ground you walk on… 8/10 for kissing… 20/10 for making you feel like a goddess. 

Alice Longbottom: Kinky as fuck. 9/10

Dorcas Meadowes: Kinkier than fuck. Kisses like she owns your ass. Also hella gay. 10/10

Marlene McKinnon: Also also hella gay… less kinky. Uses a lot of tongue… but does it right. 9/10 

Mary Macdonald: Mary sue to the max… every kiss is like a reenactment of “The Notebook”. Disney-esque. 7/10

Regulus Black: Untrusting. Tends to panic if things go too quick… or too slow… or not exactly how he planned it. Perfectionist… and a bit of a control freak… doesn’t really know how to adapt to other kissing styles. 4.5/10

Narcissa Malfoy: Reserved… until between the sheets, then she will eat you alive. Mother fucking queen. Savage. Always tops. 10/10

Lucius Malfoy: Fun to look at… Terrible kisser. -5 stars. Two thumbs way down… would not recommend…. 0/10……………. alright… 2/10 for being pretty… Also… submissive af.  

Bellatrix Lestrange: Will rip your goddam lip off. 0/10…. unless you’re into that.

Fenrir Greyback: Will rip your goddam head off. -54/10

Severus Snape: Ew. 

Severus: “Thought we were supposed to be friends? Best friends?”
Lily: “We are, Sev.” 

Honestly one of the most important scenes in the entire Harry Potter series is when nine-year-old Severus Snape uses magic to cause a tree branch to fall on Petunia. Even at nine he had no qualms about hurting people Lily loved. This really serves to underscore the idea that while Snape loved Lily, he was not truly invested in her happiness or well-being because he did not care about the people she loved. At age nine he didn’t care about hurting her sister and at age twenty he didn’t care about the imminent deaths of her husband and infant son. So I will always stand by my opinion that while Snape no doubt loved Lily, it was not a healthy love and he really never deserved to have it reciprocated.

the map

Snape demands Harry to turn out his pockets and takes the Marauders Map to examine it

James: Oh Snivellus, I’d love to see you try

Lily: What does it do?

James: You’ll see in about a second.

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people’s business.

Lily: Oh for Merlin’s sake, the map insults people, too?

James: *grinning* It insults people but drags Snivellus.

Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.

Lily: JAMES!

James: *innocently* What? It’s the map.

Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.

James: *stifles his laughter*

Lily: Will you ever grow up?

James: Nope.

Mr. Wormtail bids, Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.

James: Ugh, I forgot that prat was there, too.

Lily: I can’t believe you did advanced magic just to insult people.

James: You have to admit it’s a masterpiece though.

Lily: All the brains you had and you created a map that says slimeball.

James: *sad* You don’t know what the map is capable of Lils.

Lily: You are so lucky he is asking about it to Remus.

James: Another proof that Snivellus is a complete idiot but yeah, Remus would know what to do with the map and maybe see that the bloody rat is on it.

Lily: Look at him bullshit his way out of this. Incredible.

James: *smiling* All of you thought he was the innocent one, I mean, that man can bullshit his way out of anything.

Remus takes the map from Snape and takes Harry and Ron with him to talk, he is very angry with Harry.

Lily: Harry is in big trouble.

James: *frustrated* For Godric’s sake, Sirius is not after Harry. I want to throw a rock at Moony’s head. *imitating Remus* These mapmakers would have wanted to lure you out of school. Fuck you Moony.

“Do you know them?” said Harry, impressed.

“We’ve met,” he said shortly.


Lily: *soothingly* James, deep breaths

James: I became a fucking stag for that man, don’t tell me to take deep breaths.

Lily: *sarcastically* You’ve got a point, keep on yelling.

“I can’t make you take Sirius Black seriously.”

James: *apruptly stops* Tell me he didn’t just say “take Sirius Black seriously”?

Lily: *laughing* Yes he did.

James: *disappointed* The Remus I know wouldn’t have told that without an eye roll.

Lily: *slowly rubbing James’ back* A lot changes in twelve years, love.

James: *ruffling his hair* They shouldn’t have.

Lily: *reassuringly* It will be alright soon. Look, Remus has the map now, he will see that Peter is in the castle, Remus will know it wasn’t Sirius.

James: Sure but still, I can’t shake the feeling that it will never be the same.

Lily: If I know Remus and Sirius even just a little, it will be better.

James: The stars to his moon, yeah?

Lily: *smiling* Exactly.

sirius and james, probably
  • Sirius: What's that, mate?
  • James: It's my top 10 reasons for Lily not to date Snape, take a look.
  • Remus: This just says "ITS SEVERUS, LILY! SEVERUS!" on it 10 times.
  • Sirius, high fiving James: Solid reasons, dude.

Sorry it’s kind blurry, but all the grey texts are @credence-needs-a-hug go follow her and she’s writing what happens after they stop texting *this is the start of a series*