seven chair

  • (Disclaimer: This was based off of a tumblr post, but like wow, the backlash, so I rewrote it)
  • Question: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? The objective is to sit on a chair.
  • Hufflepuff: Just sit on each other's laps!
  • Ravenclaw: Or you could just bring three more in... Kind of an effortless solution.
  • Gryffindor: We could have a musical chairs game and fight for them
  • Slytherin: I really don't care as long as I get to sit
  • Shiro: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
  • Pidge: Have everyone stand.
  • Hunk: Bring three more chairs!
  • Lance: The best seven of the lot can sit down.
  • Keith: Kill three.
  • Allura: There's seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
  • Shiro: Have everyone stand.
  • Pidge: Bring three more chairs.
  • Hunk: The best seven of the lot can sit down.
  • Keith: Kill three.
  • Lance: Keith, we talked about this.
  • Scott: There are seven chairs and ten guests, what do you do?
  • Derek: Have everyone stand.
  • Isaac: Get more chairs?
  • Peter: The best seven get to sit.
  • Stiles: Kill Peter.
  • Scott: How's that going to help?
  • Stiles: Because it'll make me happy.
  • Scott: Okay, that still leaves two people without seats.
  • Stiles: No, Erica'll sit in Boyd's lap and I'll sit in Derek's. Problem solved. Everyone's happy.
  • Peter: I'm not. I'm dead... again.
  • Stiles: Like I said, everyone's happy.