Seth Rogan is sexy as hell. I don’t care what any of you people say. I’d let him tear this up. I’d let him get cracker crumbs in my bed. Yanno those annoying crumbs that get everywhere after eating crackers and you find them weeks later stabbing random body parts? I’d let him drip sweat on me. I’d let him spill red wine on my white sheets. I’d let him put a pony tail butt plug in me and ride me using my hair as a harness. I’d let him make my room glow blue under a black light. I’d let him eat ice cream off my tummy.


Chris Kyle: April 8, 1974- February 2, 2013

An American Hero, a humble man, and a true patriot. He killed 160 enemy insurgents and was lauded as our nations most prolific sniper “the Devil of Ramadi.” He did not consider that accomplishment as having made himself more or less of a man.

To many will read the above article and only see the highlighted portion and not read the rest. He killed, often but each kill was an enemy who couldn’t place a bomb or kill an American or ally. He wishes that he had killed more so that we had lost less.

He helped and served fellow veterans until he was fatally shot by one he had been helping at a shooting range. He returned from war (which is hell) to help others piece back their lives. If for no other reason (though they are legion) he is a hero.

IF YOU ARE ANTI-AMERICA, or ANTI-CHRIS KYLE unfollow me now because you lack the perspective of anything beyond your own limited agenda. You know nothing of our sacrifices, or our motivations and I have no need or want of you.

Til Valhalla brother.