Seth Rogan is sexy as hell. I don’t care what any of you people say. I’d let him tear this up. I’d let him get cracker crumbs in my bed. Yanno those annoying crumbs that get everywhere after eating crackers and you find them weeks later stabbing random body parts? I’d let him drip sweat on me. I’d let him spill red wine on my white sheets. I’d let him put a pony tail butt plug in me and ride me using my hair as a harness. I’d let him make my room glow blue under a black light. I’d let him eat ice cream off my tummy.