Part 3: Calum: Nia? Rly pal? You would have the worst monster in law my guy. You're so passionate about your music but you pick a girl who doesn't give a shit about the music scene you're in and her family only wants to be famous? The second she can get a more famous dick that can do more for her, she's gonna be gone. You're dating a girl with the personality of tree #5 in a school play. Ashton: Sometimes you are so misogynistic I feel like Seth McFarlane created you. Boy bye.