seth mcfarlan

we went out and watched this. i thoroughly enjoyed it.

on a side note:

every preview we saw, made me cringe. the reason we get so many damn shitty movies is because we buy into the same plot/joke/story every single time. its getting old. not impressed. 

Ted: Oh, look, Johnny. If we ever gonna get serious about openin’ up restaurant, we gotta start plannin’ it now.
John Bennett: Italian.
Ted: Italian, yes!
John Bennett: What’s the special on Tuesday?
Ted: Eggplant pot.
John Bennett: Chop salad.
Ted: Half price! And it’s a non-restrictive place.
John Bennett: Yeah. Wait! What do you mean?
Ted: Anybody can come.
John Bennett: Of course!
Ted: Jews are welcome.
John Bennett: Well, yeah! I mean, why wouldn’t they be?
Ted: Exactly! That’s what I’m sayin’.
John Bennett: Yeah, but why are you even bringin’ it up?
Ted: You don’t bring it up, you just let ‘em in.
John Bennett: So why mention it?
Ted: No one will.
John Bennett: But why are we talkin’ about it?
Ted: You’re talkin’ about it, I’m sayin’, let 'em in.
John Bennett: Yeah, let 'em in.
Ted: Exactly!
John Bennett: Right!
Ted: Do it!
John Bennett: Okay!
Ted: No Mexicans though.

anonymous asked:

Part 3: Calum: Nia? Rly pal? You would have the worst monster in law my guy. You're so passionate about your music but you pick a girl who doesn't give a shit about the music scene you're in and her family only wants to be famous? The second she can get a more famous dick that can do more for her, she's gonna be gone. You're dating a girl with the personality of tree #5 in a school play. Ashton: Sometimes you are so misogynistic I feel like Seth McFarlane created you. Boy bye.

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