I’m a cake sitter, not an English teacher. What kind of a company doesn’t do a background check? I’m probably gonna end up with a bunch of American liars, people who are trying to escape their past… Frauds, embezzlers, mafia hit men –– I’m gonna end up chopped up and stuffed in a mattress, and that mattress is gonna end up in an opium den, where businessmen and Mongolian prostitutes are gonna have sex on top of me. Why did she say ‘oh dear’?
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Must-see video from Johnny’s appearance on Late Night With Seth Meyers! No matter what the venue, he and partner-in-crime Tara Lipinski continue to reign supreme at figure skating commentary. Presenting: The 30 Rock Lunchtime Figure Skating Olympics!