seth is us

aftg characters as texts i've sent

kevin: yes I am aware it is just a soccer game but if we lose i will kill myself 

seth: the gays are coming

nicky: wait have you guys seen that one vine 

allison: i just spent $50 on fucking mascara

aaron: can someone tell the freshmen to shut up i’m trying to hate things in peace

dan: i’m gonna pretend that wasn’t super racist and move on

andrew: i would stab you for an ice cream cone and that’s that on that

neil: what if one day i just moved…like changed schools and never told anyone…that would be wild lol 

renee: god is real and she is a woman 

matt: i have arms for the sole purpose of giving you hugs

tfc as conversations between me and @ursofuckingclassy
  • Allison: Where's the FUCKING confetti emoji?? oh. there it is.
  • Nicky: bouta try to watch shadowhunters with the netflix app on my phone. like a goddamned caveman.
  • Renee: Well. That was perhaps the most unsatisfactory conclusion to any series I have ever read. And I read the Harry Potter epilogue.
  • Dan: SHE ISN'T EVEN CUTE. IS SHE WORTH SHUTTING UR FRENZ OUT? I DON'T THINK SO.
  • Matt: I was about to say "next I would listen to..." but then I would've listed like ten songs, so.
  • Seth: BUT YEAH. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO DESERVE IT. SO IDK.
  • Aaron: wow thanks for that, i feel so goddamn validated now.
  • Andrew: my own mother. you come into MY HOUSE and start making statements like that? no.
  • Neil: exactly. like...tonight i have a lab due for my horticulture class and i'm like.....naaaaah...not gonna.
  • Kevin: pal, idk if you've met me, but my body composition is 50% complaint, 25% anxiety, 15% self-deprecation, and 10% depression.
  • Wymack: get some manners ya HEATHENS
  • Abby: Do I need to ship you some sedatives?
  • Bee: he looks right at me out of nowhere and goes, "i know your soft spot"
  • Jean: you think i WANT to like things that hurt me? that piss me off? no. it's a curse.
  • Jeremy: Can we just take a second to appreciate how good you're doing at finding the bright side rn? who even are you?
  • Riko: greedy fuckers