serve bot

anonymous asked:

I'm enjoying all the yandere stuff lately. Could I request your headcanons for a yandere Swerve?

Sure thing!! One yandere Swervester coming up!!

Swerve (MTMTE)

  • He isn’t the most subtle yandere out there, he’s a natural blabbermouth and that doesn’t change when he falls for you. If anything, his blabbering gets worse. And creepier. All he talks about to anyone else is you, and when he gets to talk to you, all he does is compliment you. He gets very uh, descriptive about your body.
  • He has a shrine in his hab suite full of photos of you he paid Rewind to take and stuff he’s stolen from your hab. It’s minor stuff at first, of course. Trinkets, clothes you don’t even wear that often, if you wear makeup he’s gonna take some of that too. He also has a playlist of all your favourite songs. They’re his favourites too, cause he knows you like them, and if you like them they must be good.
  • One day he’ll let slip about that shrine of his to you. On purpose. He acts embarrassed about his… slip of the tongue, and makes a few jokes about it, in an attempt to make you look a little less terrified. He’ll later corner you, saying that now you know his biggest secret, it’s only fair you tell him one of your own. Something personal, something no one else on the ship knows, something intimate
  • Everyone on the damn ship knows about Swerve’s obsession with you, and quite a few of them are willing to intervene if you’re obviously uncomfortable about all the attention he gives you. Swerve knows they know. But he won’t let them drive a wedge between you and him, no sirree. He abuses his role as bartender to add a couple of extra ‘garnishes’ to the drinks he serves for specific bots. He might want to get rid of competition, but he also doesn’t want to be accused of selling bad batches of engex again after all.
  • If you reject him he’ll be very, very hurt. Hurt and bitter and angry mostly at himself. Clearly he isn’t good enough for you, but that doesn’t mean he’ll stop trying. He can’t change his personality, but how does free drinks whenever you want them sound? He can do that for you no problem! Oh, you were staring at some of the stuff those aliens were selling at the Cosmic Carnival? He’ll buy you anything you want, the bar’s profits can cover the cost no problem. He’s totally fine with buying your affections.
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Okay so I came up with an AU. It’s in a futuristic setting. Kid is a mechanic (no way!!!) and Law is a robot AI humanoid thing. Basically Kid, who is kinda poor, finds Law broken in the garbage or ally or something, takes Law home and fixes him. Law now serves Kid as service bot/ house maid/ whatever (don’t know how to better explain it). Though Kid repaired Law, Law still has this glitch where he flips between innocent cutie and devious psycho. Where am I going to go with this? I have absolutely no idea! I don’t usually do this kind of thing. Hopefully this hasn’t already been done.

How to Hold Back Your Story

Courtesy of Jupiter Ascending

I had high hopes going into this movie that it was going to be a film of both style and substance, but what I got was something that had oodles of one, and unfortunately lacked the other. I noticed a lot of reoccurring trends in this film that I’d seen and read in other works, and felt I should share them here so you don’t make the same mistakes when writing your story.

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Hmmm. I just had a bit of a thought of if Zenyatta had a life before the monestary? Like…I don’t know maybe he was a serving bot to some rich family that he grew close two over the time he was with them? But the rising of omnics growing sentient changed things and the family became afraid of him and tried to dismantle him or left him for dead and abandoned him before he was founded by the outcast omnics that later formed the Shambali.

…Imagine if he understood some of Genji’s pain and bitterness over the betrayal from his brother because Zenyatta himself had been betrayed by a family he thought he could trust and trusted him.