seriously

Dan Howell, memelord, king of the shitpost, emperor troll, and general cheeky lil shit, is currently sitting at a computer somewhere with twitter and tumblr open, laughing his ass off at the phandom as we all implode with speculation about what the new video is going to be.

Phil Lester, eternal ray of sunshine, cinematic and photographic genius, and general good person, is currently sitting at a computer somewhere with youtube and editing programs open, furiously editing together the video that will destroy every member of this cult in one way or another.

The Phandom, collective hivemind of Sherlockian level intellegence and deductive skill, is currently sitting at computers, tablets, and cellphones, madly refreshing twitter, tumblr, and youtube waiting for death.

Why read Secret Empire when you can buy Black Panther (2016) by Ta-Nehisi Coates

When the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When I’m feeling sad…
I simply remember the Lord of the Rings…
And then I won’t feel so bad
—  Me, making that bold statement, just before I come to subjects such as the deaths of Boromir, Theoden, Haldir, etc…, “go home Sam”, All Shall Fade, Frodo leaving, Elrond at the wedding, GANDALF NOOOOOO, and Faramir in general, leaving me as an emotional snivelling wreck and arguably worse than I was before. Thanks Tolkien.
WTF?

Got a comment on Ao3 telling me I should section off the sex scenes in Flight Ready so people don’t have to read them. IT’S FUCKING MARKED ‘EXPLICIT’ and hey, you know, sex scenes can have character development and plot too! And NO, you may not use my Winged One Verse and write your own story. JFC, it’s like somebody’s new here….

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First off, these collabs are getting ridiculous lol. Second, I have an entire list of questions about this. I shall put it here.

1. What the actual fuck is on your head, Yuuri
2. Victor. Whose glasses are those. Return them.
3. WHY ARE THERE DONUTS IN THIS CLOTHING STORE?!?!
4. Whose bag is that… It’s too not black to be Yurio’s but not expensive enough for Victor… and Yuuri… no
5. Why is there a hair straightener on the desk there? None of them need a hair straightener. 
6. What is that necklace Victor…

“we’re moving out” is honestly the better coming out video

92 Truths Tag!

Okay I was tagged by my soul partner: Toni @oppamyhearteu to do this! ^^ LEGGO!

THE LAST…

1. Drink: Strawberry Lemonade 

2. Phone Call: My Mom <3

3. Text: Also my mommy lol

4. Song you listened to: Spine Breaker - BTS

5. Time you cried: On the inside? EVERY. FREAKING. DAY. Outside? I think it was a couple of days ago when I relapsed, but I was close to crying again when I look at the picture of my grandpa (R.I.P) and grandma.

HAVE YOU EVER…

6. Dated someone twice: Yup!

7. Been cheated on: Not to my knowledge :)

8. Kissed someone and regretted it: Never. 

9. Lost someone special: Too many times to count. 

10. Been depressed: Yes, and SURPRISE, I still am.

11. Gotten drunk and threw up: Nope because I never gotten to that point lol I know my limits :)

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 1) blue 2) purple 3) black

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

15. Made new friends: Yes sir!

16. Fallen out of love: Realistically? No lol 

17. Laughed until you cried: Yep! And I still do haha

18. Found out someone was talking about you: Last year? Not to my knowledge, wouldn’t be surprised if people are. 

19. Met someone who changed you: I met a lot of people who changed me both in real life and online. As for online friends go, they are @philophobia999 & @forever-young-got7 but I met these two wonderful ladies @oppamyhearteu & @skin-of-potato this year ^^ 

20. Found out who your true friends are: Yes I did, and I am extremely happy that I did. 

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list:Yep!

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in really life?: A majority of them lol 

23. Do you have any pets: Yes I do! 2 cats :) Callie and Shadow (Callie is more my cat since I’m her human lol)

24. Do you want to change your name?: No :) I love my name because it flows so well. If anyone is curious, my full name (excluding the last name lol) is Kimberly Marie 

25. What did you do for your last birthday?: Well, I “celebrated” my birthday early by going to a B.A.P concert in April, but on my actual birthday, my parents and I went to this amazing hamburger place near the beach and walked around. Even discovered a Record shop! 

26. What time did you wake up?: 7 AM (that college life!)

27: What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping and dreaming about this hottie down below:

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28. Name something you cannot wait for: Summer!! Also, my grandma coming to visit around May-June :) 

29. When was the last time you saw your mom:  An hour ago haha 

30. What is one thing you wish you can change about your life: My grandpa not passing away so soon. That’s what I want.

31. What are you listening to right now: A song by SONAMOO, but I don’t know the name of the song lol It’s written in Hangul (okay, I went on Google and searched the song and the name of the song is called, “Everlasting Love”, if people were wondering lol)

32. Have you talked to a person named Tom: Not really? My dad knows a person named Tom and I would tell my dad to say hi to his friends for me haha 

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: A lot of things are getting on my nerves right now, but nothing worth mentioning. 

34. Most visited website: Tumblr lol and second visited is Wattpad :P

35. Elementary: Completed!

36: High School: Completed… 6 years ago, I mean what!?

37: College: Working on that Bachelor degree lol I should have 2 more semesters left, one year left, (not counting the upcoming Fall semester) until I FINALLY graduate and then it’s onto working to completing my teaching credentials. 

38. Hair color: Black/dark brown

39. Long or short hair: Right now, it’s medium length (if that’s what you’re asking lol) on me though, I prefer short hair (which reminds me, I need a haircut). 

40. Do you have a crush on someone: Surprisingly, I do not :)

41. What do you like about yourself: I love my caring nature and my natural beauty I got going on haha Oops, that’s two things :)

42. Piercings: I do not! :C

43. Blood type: I’m an O+ :D

44. Nickname: Soul Partner, Kimi, Kim, Mama Kim, Kimi Bean, and my favorite Soul Friend/ Spicy Pad Thai (my soul friend, Caleb, thought of that for me lol)

45. Relationship Status: Single! :)

46. Zodiac sign: Virgo

47. Pronouns: She/her

48. Favorite tv show: Hmm… I would have to say the Flash and Once Upon a Time

49. Tattoos: None, but I want one ^^

50. Right or left hand: Left-handed (and part of that special minority haha)

FIRST…

51. Surgery: Nope!

52. Piercing: Can’t really have a first piercing, if I never had a piercing to begin with haha

53. Word: I think it was “mama” or something like that haha

54. Sport: Does Tetherball count?

55. Vacation: It was either the Philippines (my first time was back in ‘96) or Las Vegas haha

56. Pair of trainers: I don’t know… what is this?!

RECENTLY…

57. Eating: Crab Fried Rice

58. Drinking: Nothing! I haven’t gotten something to drink since I finished that Strawberry Lemonade haha

59. I’m about to: Get ready for bed lol that college life.

60. Listening to: Still that song by SONAMOO lol 

61. Waiting for: To sign up for classes haha 

62. Want: I want my grandpa back, but that can’t happen so…. (can you sense the bitterness haha)

DO YOU WANT TO…

63. Get married: Yes ^^

64. Have a career and if so what: Yes, I want to be an elementary school teacher (which I’m working on right now!) 

WHICH IS BETTER…

65. Hugs or kisses: I think it depends on the mood, but you can’t go wrong with a hug. 

66. Lips or eyes: Eyes :)

67. Shorter or taller: For me, taller lol 

68. Older or younger: Again, it doesn’t matter though, for me, I would draw the line at 10 years older (because we would have decade gap) and younger, doesn’t matter as long as he’s legal haha

69. Spontaneous or romantic: Depends on the mood :) Though, I do love romantic just a tiny bit more. 

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Both would be nice, but I think I prefer nice arms. 

71. Sensitive or loud: A little bit of both :)

72. Hook up or relationship: Hands down, relationship! I did the hook-up thing for a bit haha 

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: I think it depends lol but I think I like more of the shy type. 

HAVE YOU EVER…

74. Kissed a stranger: I plead the fifth ;)

75. Drank hard liquor:  I don’t think so lol

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Nope!

77. Turned someone down: Unfortunately yes. 

78. Sex on first date: Nope

79. Broken someone’s heart: Yes… 

80. Had your heart broken: Too many times to count lol 

81. Been arrested: Nope! :)

82. Cried when someone died: Yup…. 

83. Fallen for a friend: I did, and it did not end well, though the friendship was still there sort of.

DO YOU BELIEVE…

84. In Yourself: To an extent. 

85. Miracles: If there were such thing as miracles, then my grandpa would still be around just saying….

86. Love at first sight: Yes I do :)

87. Santa Claus: Not really because my parents always signed my presents as “from: mommy and daddy/ mom and dad” so I never got to experience that. 

88. Kiss on the first date: It depends on how good the date went :)

89. Angels: Yes ^^

OTHER…

90. Current best friend: I have a lot lol but if you paid attention to my blog, you’ll know who they are ;)

91. Eye color: Brown ^^

92. Favorite movie: Anastasia (the reason why I want to die mid-mango haha), Mulan, Aladdin, and many more haha

Ugh, that took too long haha Okay, I’m tagging: @forever-young-got7 @panda0627 @skin-of-potato @dae-bakk-pop @maiowwer @eatkookiie @peachesncreamkookies @themisadventuresofellie @kimnamwho @rudeboywonho and you guys don’t have to do this if you don’t want to :)

anonymous asked:

I would just like you to know that ur an amazing person that is just filling my insatiable need for bbrae with every post you do. I'm in Australia so I'm constantly refreshing your page to see your posts late at night and early in the morning; legit everyday before school and before I go to bed I go on abirdandabeast and stay on here for far too long. Anyway just wanted to say don't let all those bbrae haters get you down you amazing human being :)) xxoo 💜💚💜💚

AWW THANK YOU, ANON! <3 

When I first started this blog, I just wanted to make a space where everyone could enjoy this adorable ship, so it means the world when you say this. Seriously, you guys are part of what keeps me going. I love exploring BB and Rae’s relationship, and I love sharing that with you! So I’m so, so happy I’ve made content you enjoy. :)

And don’t worry, when the haters come knocking, I just create more for BBRae. ;) 

Thank you again for your sweet words! :D

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