seriously... this was very effective

Why they never talk about no magic home ec class in Hogwarts.

Clearly they have spells for it.

Molly Weasley has knitting needles going, and while house elves do the cooking at Hogwarts presumably they use some magic there to keep up with the giant work load, and iirc, Molly uses magic to cook. 

So, where the home ec class at.
Where the muggleborns with dread in their eyes thinking it’ll be a normal like, cooking class, [Harry all excited thinking he’s gonna ace this class or at least do alright, since he cooked for the Dursley’s], and then the first half the first class is a lesson about how you’ve got to earn the respect of your measuring spoons. Otherwise they’ll argue with you on how much has to go into a recipe.
Harry has a kind of tentative conversation with his and they work with him after he realized they were an older set used to students forcing them to work for them. Talks to them gently and asks if they think a little more or little less should go into a recipe, or if they think he should add an ingredient now and then because they’ve made the same thing over, and over.
Harry trying to make Molly a sweater in return for the one he got because he doesn’t know what to do with having gotten gifts, and only really managing a rather lengthy and oddly tensioned scarf made from the best yarn he could find out of a catalog he found on the shelf in the classroom. The professor was just delighted he’d decided to keep at knitting and crocheting [he may have… mixed the two] after they’d finished the unit, to make a gift.  

Where’s Hermione having a long drawn out conversation with the home ec professor about how it’s ridiculous to devote magic to knitting when you can do it by hand, and the professor countering about the time saved by simply using enchanted needles or a charm. The conversation takes up the entire period but a teacher actually takes Hermione seriously for once because effective division of effort/time is a very important skill to learn and it’s what they’re there to teach.
Wheres Ron answering all the questions like a fucking CHAMP because managing in his family has basically made his ass a pro at everything– budgeting a vault? On it. Spelling how many cauldrons to feed how many people with how much food? On lock like it’s fucking Azkaban. Best herbs and plants to grow for general– he has already finished the worksheet/in-class essay that was on the board and is fucking around with his quill. He gets called on, his string bean ass gonna have the answer while kinda being shocked at himself that he actually does, because– like many poor ass people– we manage resources really damn well when we know what we have. And we very rarely let it get away from us.

Where’s the rich-ass purebloods that know finances and shit because they’re taking over family blood-line affairs when their older and their parents drilled that into their heads, but can’t cook/sew/anything else to save their life till they learn.
Where was Oliver Wood trying to make Healthy Food Things for the quidditch team for Extra Energy and just making a mess.
The Twins making a totally harmless banana pudding and selling it in their store and NO ONE KNOWING WHAT IT DOES, everyone panicking because they’re SURE they did something.

We were robbed of so much is all i’m saying.

Do not read about the mandela effect at midnight

It will fuck you up

Seriously do not keep reading if you dissociate. SERIOUSLY

  • Okay there’s the big one with the BerenstEin/BerenstAin bears? i distinctly remember the spelling with the E and it doesn’t fucking exist there is no evidence of it ever having been spelled that way. I look at pictures of the covers and they all have the A spelling but it looks wrong, and i keep getting this horrible sick feeling like i shouldn’t be looking at it or something.
  • Jif peanut butter used to be called Jiffy - nope. nada. zilch. never fucking happened.
  • “Interview with a vampire” is and, apparently, has always been “Interview with THE Vampire” even though it totally wasn’t.
  •  I was sure “Sex and the City” was called” Sex IN the City” but there is no written or photographic evidence of this anywhere.
  • I remember the original voice actor for Spongebob retired and they got a new one - nope, it’s always been the same one
  • there’s all these tiny ones with spelling that i always thought was just my dislexia being a lil shit but it’s not just me. Parmesan cheese, i always thought it was spelled Parmasean, because i used to say “Par-ma-see-an” to spell it. same with definitely/definately, Dilemma/dilemna. 
  • Fidel Castro??? Is not dead?? I know he was dead. It was all over the news, it was a huge deal, people were talking about it for ages, but according to everything i’ve found he’s still alive. there’s pictures of him from like last month. This one is definitely freaking me out the most because i very clearly remember the media frenzy and photos of the funeral
  • The old justice league cartoons have green lantern in them when i am positive he was not in them, it was definitely aquaman.
  • I remember learning in middle school that the “Tank Boy” in the picture from Tianenmen Square got run over, but that the teacher wouldn’t show us the video because it was “Too gruesome” - boy was not run over

I am losing my shit here.

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If the Assassin’s Creed characters had tumblr. [ pic/gif credits (x)(x)(x) ]

Dragon Age Version
Mass Effect Version

“Mr Trump blamed the bill’s defeat on Democrats, who proudly accepted responsibility”

who needs to run to dodge bullets when you can just air flare out of the way instead

for @pixilatedpocky and @anxietyhermit in particular because they were kind enough to cry about my au with me

bonus:

asafehavenandgrimoire-deactivat  asked:

lost glasses charm? is that tagged because I lose mine almost on a daily basis and can't really find them without them.

I just recommended it to someone else as well. It’s becoming very popular!

Lost Object Finder Charm
To find a missing item when you’re at your wit’s end

Stand in a clear space in the room where you’re searching, look up at the ceiling, and clap your hands three times.

Household spirits, gather round
Let now what is lost be found


Let your gaze fall where it will. Check for the lost item in the first place that draws your attention.

It helps to leave out some sweets or a glass of juice or wine every so often to keep those little helper spirits happy.

(Seriously, I SWEAR by this charm. It’s very effective.)

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1st tweet: Director said “the stalker is not the person who is the no 1 topic on twitter…” (edit: thanks YingAM91)
2nd tweet: Director said: “If fans has noticed one part of their body, they would know who it is right…”

Yeah, it is fact that Nakano Yuta is guest-starring in the last episode but he could be the decoy… seriously… would they point out the main stalker in their previews? It’s too obvious~ and I don’t want it to be Asuka either ><

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