seriously. how do people keep finding him

I’m back, and I bear gifts of Shiratorizawa for all of you. (a.k.a more Shiratorizawa head canons that no one asked for but I’m doing anyway I can not be stopped!!!!) I have too many feelings for this team that are threatening to explode. (slight ushiten and semishira to be expected, ONLY SLIGHT I promise hopefully I can keep it this time)

  • Ushijima likes to feed bread to the ducks at the park he runs near. He stops doing it after an old lady that frequents said park told him that feeding ducks bread was bad for them. (she told him that if he continued doing it the ducks would start exploding) he started bringing bird seeds instead. (But seriously, never feed ducks bread, read about it on your own time if you want, but just don’t do it pls)
  • You know how Yamagata is always losing his phone? well, imagine him being super good at finding other peoples missing items/phones, but never being able to find any of his own shit. It pisses him off so much. (although usually his phone is in his pocket and he just forgets lol)
  • For his birthday, Shirabu receives multiple gallons of water from the team, when he asks why they all say it’s to keep him hydrated, but then Ushijima says “To dilute all of the salt in your system” 
  • Shirabu has never been more offended in his life
  • Ushijima doesn’t understand what he did wrong as he thought that was the actual reason. (He over heard the others talking about Shirabu being so salty)
  • Reon becomes friends with Daichi somehow and they hang out at his house. All they do is exchange dad jokes and tell each other about the embarrassing stuff their teams do. (They also gossip to each other, but no one really needs to know that)
  • Kawanishi gets really freaked out by scary movies. They all watched one as a team once and afterward Kawanishi had to call the third years to check if his closets had any one in them, or if there was someone hiding under the bed. (He almost stabbed Shirabu with a knife that night bc Shirabu came into his room without permission)
  • across the Shiratorizawa dorms, an extremely loud and high shrieking noise was heard
  • Semi gets introduced to vocaloid, and he actually likes it, but the only songs he likes are the creepy messed up ones with hidden messages. This is because Semi likes to analyze obscure music videos, and is into a bunch of detective shows
  • Tendou going out for a day and running into Suga, they expect to start yelling at each other, but actually become friends. (you know, the kind that tease each other and engage in witty banter) They talk about their Kids teammates and all of the stupid arguments they have. (at their next practice match, everyone is confused)
  • also, imagine the madness that would be caused by Hanamaki, Matsun, and Tendou somehow becoming friends, just…think about it
  • In my mind Tendou is a mom, have you seen the way this boy supports and encourages his teammates? not to mention that it’s often him who has to break up arguments between the youngins 
  • Goshiki has become a meme thanks to the hard work of all the Shiratorizawa members. Goshiki is very confused, but likes the attention, that is until he finds out that he has been made into a meme
  • They go on team bonding trips a lot, like, a lot. Most of the times they stay in the dorms, but sometimes they’ll decide to go swimming, or go to the amusement park or something
  • Ushijima likes the aesthetic of the ferris wheels, so he asks Tendou if he will go on it with him. (Ushi was all blushy like how cute!) It’s only when they’re stuck at the top does Ushijima realize his fear of heights. (tfw you try to be romantic but end up having a panic attack)
  • Speaking of panic attacks (and anxiety attacks) Tendou gets them frequently and it scares him so much cus’ he really hates how it makes him feel. For the longest time he was too embarrassed to tell anyone but Ushi eventually figured it out and would comfort Tendou and let him hold onto his shirt or hold his hand 
  • Imagine the third years knowing how to take care of people when they have panic/anxiety attacks because of Tendou/ Tendou teaching them the proper way to deal w/ people when they have panic/anxiety attacks
  • This is how they were able to deal w/ Kawanishi as he gets involuntary anxiety attacks every once in a while, and it makes him feel like shit
  • Semi can’t seem to shake the feeling that someone is watching him.
  • In actuality, it’s Shirabu watching him because he wants to know more about Semi, but is too afraid to approach him because he took his spot on the team and thinks Semi hates him
  • Kawanishi is 100% done with Shirabu’s crush on Semi, like, just tell him all ready stop being so Tsundere
  • “I’m not a Tsundere B-Baka!”
  • Semi goes to Tendou for advice, because he thinks Shirabu is trying to kill him
  • Shirabu goes to Ushijima for love advice, to which he gives Shirabu a phone number
  • It’s Oikawa’s, so Shirabu calls and asks him for advice, after listening to Oikawa laugh for a solid 15 minutes Shirabu hangs up and rips up the phone number
  • Goshiki tries to feed ducks bread but it stopped by Ushijima who physically yanks the bread out of Goshiki’s hands, pushes him down, and runs away with a hoard of ducks following him
  • Their sleep overs go some thing like this:

Tendou:*whispering* wake me up

Semi:*next to Tendou* wake me up inside 

Yamagata:*from across the room* SSSAAAAVVVVVVVE MEEEEEEE!!

Shirabu: everyone just shut up

Everyone:*is quiet for a few minutes*

Ushijima:*barely audible whisper* save me from the nothing I’ve become

Well everyone I hope you enjoyed, I think this time I kept the ushiten and semishira more subtle (I tried my hardest) No special occasion for this, I just exploded with Shiratorizawa feels. My precious baby swans!


Took me a while to respond, so sorry! I’m getting through all the asks rn!

I tried to shape the answer in a way it can reveal more about these nations, not just their partner preferences. And not a  single question is a stupid one ! ; )

Now, I know I’m stepping into “murky waters” by stereotyping… It’s a bad thing to do and I’m well aware of that! Sure, this is Hetalia and we don’t take our beloved characters all too seriously, but I still feel this should be emphasized. These descriptions pertain to how these nations are usually viewed by foreigners of the opposite sex. Of course you can find a very shy Serb, show-off Slovene, a Montenegrin that adores strong women and a reserved Bosnian. All people are unique, so let’s keep that in mind. : ) 

P.S. You may notice slight changes in Bosnia! I really have no idea why I didn’t make him resemble Turkey more when I designed him. Bosnia sees himself as his little brother anyways. Will touch up on that!


As those of you who read my reviews know, I do write in real time so whatever mistakes I made in the beginning of the post I may have rectified at the end. This post will most likely include anti-Damon/anti-Delena/anti-Bamon/anti-Steroline/anti-Bonenzo sentiments. I will probably call out misogynoir, anti-black and racist treatment and perhaps make references to True Blood, Buffy The Vampire Slayer or other shows.  If you do not like it, no one is forcing you to read. OK? OK. Alright. Let’s go.

1. I swear Sybil is going to try and bring Hell on Earth in which case she’s just a knockoff of Ruby from Supernatural.


3. A black man named Arcadius or “Cade” because we have to modernize everything, as the first psychic. Why do I feel like this is going to go terribly wrong terribly quickly?

4. So Cade sees a man staring lustfully at a girl and tells him that what he imagines is impure and illegal but if the man let’s him deep into his mind then he (Cade) may be able to quell his urges. This results in the village stoning him and burning him at the stake because of his power. But like how though? He didn’t SAY anything that would be like omg he could read my mind! The man was staring at the girl unabashedly, anyone would know what he was a pedophile. And because he was burned at the stake Cade knows what true evil is and Cade got his revenge in death. This is SUCH a weak story.

5. Paul looks good though. Like he looks good. Good. Really good.

6. Georgie’s voice is ANNOYING. Like it GRATES my ears.

7. “I can only deal with one temptress at a time”. How is Georgie a temptress? She’s just persistent and annoying?

8. This conversation between Lou and Damon is painful because this is like sitting down with a bunch of drunk frat guys and listening them talk about how sneaky and manipulative and bitchy women are.

9. So Sybil works for Cade who is probably not the devil but a warped punisher of the wicked who is in fact wicked because he has minions kill for him or something ridiculous like that.

10. How would people know she’s psychic? It would be different if there was a whole bunch of paranoia and they outcast anyone they think is psychic and then one day they just happen upon a real psychic. Also if she’s psychic wouldn’t she know that the villagers are coming for her? How does the psychic ability work? Does she have to zone in on a subject or is she overwhelmed by voices and then learns control? Fucking details man.

11. Why is the music intense like it matters that there are two sirens?

12. Georgie and Nanny look exactly the same to me, it took me a long time to figure out who is who.

13. Damon, why the hell would family be a sore sport for YOU? YOU are the sore spot for THEM.

14. Don’t do it, don’t sit down on the chair backwards.

15. She does it.

16. Why is Sybil purposefully leaving out which one of the sirens she is. If the revelation is that her sister is either Georgie or Seline she could just say I met a girl on the island I was banished to or I lived on an island and a girl came to me.

17. Also I feel like they could’ve formatted her backstory in a better way than her telling Stefan and Alaric the story of her origin when they’re meant to be impatient to break her hold on Damon.

18. Did one of the sisters say “If we cannot live off of what God has provided us for then we are not meant to live at all” I thought this was BC, what God? There was not ONE God.

19. Do the writers think that by making Sybil say that the parallels between her and Stefan are “too good” because they both belong to sibling dynamics in which one sibling is the “good” sibling and the other is the “bad/selfish” one means that they acknowledged how lazy they are by making those parallels? THAT’S ALL THE SHOW DOES. The Originals, Klaus and Elijah are like Stefan and Damon. The Heretics may’ve been a “family” but yet again it’s messed up family dynamics, like this is nothing NEW, all you do is the same thing over and over again.

20. Why is Matt’s hair … why, no.

21. “And I know I tracked you down a few months ago and none of this doesn’t make any sense.” That was awful dialogue. OMG.

22. Damon is responsible for killing Matt’s sister and he almost killed Matt’s dad, yeah, I think it’s a testament to the show’s preoccupation with Damon that Matt wouldn’t just kill Damon right there when he’s knocked out. Honestly. Damon has done too much shit to the people around him that the fact that none of them just go ENOUGH and kill him is completely unbelievable to me. We literally only get that once in 2x02 and he hasn’t grown from that moment, so.

23. Yeah, see, here’s the thing about this parallel. Sybil forced Georgie to eat human flesh so she wouldn’t die on the island, continuously but lied saying that what they were eating was boar, she also lied to her saying there were provisions on the ships when it was just sailors. The show tried to draw parallels between her and Stefan because Stefan forced Damon to turn in 1846 except like it’s not really the same because Stefan didn’t force Damon to kill and become a sociopathic rapist and as an anon pointed out, Stefan and the show try to hype up Damon to be this innocent human when he actually helped Katherine kill humans, so like … I just feel like yelling at the show, YOU TRIED IT. Damon isn’t evil because Stefan didn’t want him to die in 1846 and each time I watch that scene I’m just like … this really doesn’t justify or illuminate anything about who Damon is.

24. Stefan’s angry face is actually really hot.

25. Oh so Sybil is the village girl not the girl from the island. Oh shocker!

26. Did the writers actually fucking make Sybil fucking say to Stefan, “Which siren is your spirit animal?”???? ARE THEY FUCKING KIDDING ME. HOW MANY TIMES DOES IT NEED TO BE SAID THAT THAT SHIT IS OFFENSIVE AND DISRESPECTFUL TO INDIGENOUS COMMUNITIES? LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME? But oh yeah Julie g’waan with that tweet ‘bout respect and value of other cultures. Seriously, this show.

27. So Matt stabbed Damon. And? There was barely any torture. He just stabbed him. Like I am so done with this show. If you’re going to torture Damon then fucking torture him, Matt deserves that shit.

28. Yeah, see Tyler isn’t dead.

29. Why is everyone talking about how Damon wouldn’t be forgiven if he killed Tyler? And how especially Elena wouldn’t forgive that. Damon has done everything he possibly could and Elena has forgiven him. Stop acting like there’s an actual line that Damon can’t cross when we all know there isn’t. It’s ridiculous.

30. Damon talks too much.

31 Oh Seline is the second siren. THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME>

32. Seriously Matt you couldn’t have dunked his head in vervain or something?

33 Damon shut up.

34. Stefan didn’t seal Damon’s fate, shut the fuck up, Damon decided to be who he was because he’s Damon. I’m tired of that narrative.

35. So a black man is the devil. EXCELLENT, TVD. JFC.

36. Also their version of the devil makes absolutely no sense. Why is Cade in hell in the first place when he literally did nothing wrong? Did he create hell for the souls that he keeps and why is he collecting souls in the first place? And they keep mentioning God, as in the Christian God, so how are you going to have a Christian God but not a Christian Hell? WHAT?

37. Cade let out a psychic blast so powerful before he died that he created its own world. THAT IS SERIOUSLY THE EXPLANATION FOR HELL? OH MY GOD.

38. I also find it so fucking tacky that the people who damned Cade and made him create hell are all POC. Like seriously FUCK YOU, TVD.

39. Oh shut up, Damon deserves hell.

40. “A glass of vervain everyday keeps the vampires away” DOESN’T even roll of the tongue.

41. Matt and his father don’t do anything for me.

42. Oh Tyler IS dead, like legit dead. I’m actually mildly impressed.

43. Zach’s performance is actually on point. It’s the best part of the episode.

44. So Georgie goes to hell because she killed a girl in a car accident. OK so like I don’t get it does that mean Julian is in hell too? What about Mary-Louise and Nora? Are they in hell? WHO goes to this hell? Does just everyone who does a bad thing go to this hell?

Final thoughts: I just have questions. Honestly. The details of Cade and the devil and this hell dimension are aggravatingly blurry. So now that Tyler IS dead watch everyone forgive Damon despite the show trying to tell us they won’t. I’m perfectly fine with the show emphasizing that Stefan has as much darkness to him as redemptive qualities, that’s why I love Stefan, but there’s also this emphasis on trying to make him the worse brother and he’s not, Damon needs to own his actions and the show needs to stop trying to pass the buck too. I believe Cade will “rise” and with him, villains of the past. If Kai went to this hell too it’d be the perfect opportunity to bring him back. This show sucks with details.  

The man named... 2

I was daydreaming on the bus, and–

Lin Chen’s the kind of guy who’s A+ at bullshitting people, and when it comes to undercover/Jiangzuo Alliance work, this means he’s always got at least 5 aliases ready to use at any time.

On the other hand, Zhen Ping’s the kind of guy who prepares meticulously for everything else, but always forgets to think up a fake name. So they’re both on a mission this one time, hiding behind a building. Lin Chen is like, “If we get caught, just give them your fake name straight away; make them think you’ll co-operate” and Zhen Ping is like “Shit, I forgot to think of a name again.” Lin Chen pauses for a moment and then says, “You know what you can use…”

(Zhen Ping is like “F U, you can keep 夏夏 to yourself.”)

Thankfully, they don’t get caught, so he doesn’t have to use anything, but the next time Zhen Ping needs an alias, he panics and blurts out the first thing that comes to mind, which is “我名叫夏夏。”

Later, everyone hears about it, and Lin Chen doesn’t say anything, but his face is unbearably smug, and Zhen Ping is like “真是可恨。” 囧

And then, because he’s a huge troll as well, the next time Li Gang and Zhen Ping are out together and someone asks for them to identify themselves, Li Gang is like “咱们是夏夏的人。” and Zhen Ping is like “F U, Li Gang.”

It turns into an in-joke, and then the Jiangzuo Alliance people just start using it everywhere when they’re doing business. But bc their business involves a lot of fighting for great justice, 夏夏’s reputation grows until he (and also she, bc Gong Yu used it that one time as well) gradually achieves cult status among the people as the greatest Xuanjing Bureau operative. Eventually the Emperor hears about it and calls Xia Jiang in, and says “I’ve heard reports about your operative in the Jianghu. He’s doing excellent work, keep it up.” And then he adds “Look, I don’t wanna tell you how to name your disciples, and I know you’re into the naming themes and all, but seriously, 夏夏?”

So now Xia Jiang’s gotta secretly find this guy, bc he can’t admit to the Emperor that 夏夏 is nothing to do with him, but according to his reports, the €¤§€¡¿}{#@& seems to be in five different places at once, heroically saving the day in each one, solving cases the real Xuanjing Bureau operatives can’t, is a master swordsman and a musician and a physician of some sort and a genius strategist (because MCS can’t help himself), and most importantly, can only ever be tracked to the Jianghu border, after which he (or she, and how can they not even be sure of the gender!?) disappears. In canon-esque times, Xia Jiang gives up because he can’t justify the expenditure and the legend of 夏夏 lives on… (because Xia Jiang still can’t admit that it’s not his operative)

In happier times, though, because everyone comes in and out of the Lin estate, Xia Jiang manages to trace them, even though he doesn’t know precisely who it is. So he sends officers in who are like “这夏夏给交出来!” and Lin Shu figures, that with the Empress Dowager around, he’ll be the one who gets off the lightest, so he’s like “I am 夏夏.” But Jingyan is there too, and he feels that, as a prince (and with Prince Qi around) it’d better be him, so he’s like “No, I am 夏夏.” But Zhen Ping guiltily remembers that time he was 夏夏 and accidentally set off that bomb, and he doesn’t want his Young Marshal or Prince Jing taking the blame for that, so he jumps forward, like “No, I am 夏夏!” And Li Gang remembers that time he was 夏夏 and offended that governor so he’s like ”I’m 夏夏!”. Lin Chen is a troll, so he swaggers forward as well, tosses his hair back like, “Quite obviously, I am the real 夏夏!” and then the whole Lin mansion is filled with 夏夏s and the poor bureau officers can’t arrest ALL of them, and so they arrest none of them and Xia Jiang coughs up blood in rage and has to seek medical attention.

(In a modern day AU, they start a hashtag, #weare夏夏.)

TITLE: Don’t Keep your Heart in your Pocket


AUTHOR: iwasthefirstavenger

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine being a pickpocket who lives on the streets, and one day when you try to pick pocket someone, you later find out that person was an agent of shield. Fury is impressed with your skills. He makes a deal with you that he’ll give you a place to live, a job, etc, but only if you can steal Loki’s plans. 

RATING: teen and up

“Alright. So I think I have a way to-”

“We know where he’s keeping himself.” Natasha Romanoff barges into the room. “Loki. We know where he’s hiding.”

You glance up sharply. Romanoff’s abrupt manner puts a lot of people off, but you find it bizarrely comforting. If life on the streets taught you one thing, it’s that there’s no room to mess around.

Romanoff sits down across from you, raising an eyebrow at the large bag of Doritos spilling on top of the files spread across the table. “So what’s your plan?”

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