seriously-this-movie-is-perfect

anonymous asked:

I honestly love everything you said about young homosexual crushes. I'm bi myself, and I remember never asking out any of the girls I liked bc we'd been friends before and I honestly couldn't tell if I was being creepy. I'm 18 now and going to be a college freshman, so hopefully that will change ☺️. Also, have you heard about the short film "In a Heartbeat" coming this summer? I think you'd like to check it out based on what you said ❤️. I hope you have a good rest of the day 😄

I am so extremely excited about that movie seriously like it looks PERFECT. Im glad what i’ve said resonates with people! And trust me if when i was young i had seen positively represented innocent girl/girl crushes I wouldnt have internalized so much fear and uncertainty. 

fun fact i think if you track the tag sexuality on my blog and go back you can literally see me figuring out that im not straight its great

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Twilight: It’s not like we haven’t seen you sing before!

Seriously though, this movie is just perfect.

This is the type of movie that I’ve been needing for a good while. Some movies usually focus on just one thing, like just music, or just drama, or just fantasy, or just comedy, but this movie has all of these and more! It’s a perfect combination of every single classic movie genre with gorgeous animation, memorable music, hilarious writing, unforgettable characters, and a sense of fun that’s contagious.

Also, needless to say, Robin Williams knocked it out of the park with his performance as The Genie. Did you know he won a Golden Globe for his acting? If you have the chance, check the “Behind the Scenes” of this movie, there are a lot more hidden gems seeing him behind the microphone giving all he’s got.

And now, if you excuse me, I need to give my wishlist to my two dear guests. I hope they give me, at least, one of these wishes. They better don’t backfire at me in any horrible way.

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THEY ARE REMAKING JUMANJI?!

Are you kidding me? I mean, seriously, the iconic and perfect movie that defined part of my childhood??? WHY WHY

NO BUT WHY

I BET KEVIN JAMES WILL BE THE LEAD OR SOME SHIT, TOO. Please just put me to bed. Put me to bed right now. I need to wake up in a world where there is only one Jumanji. I cannot live to see that day that there is a Paul Blart Mall Cop 3: Jumanji Edition.

Who’s going to play Bonnie Hunt’s role??? Kate Upton? Kate Upton in a low cut t-shirt on a magical trampoline that stops rhino stampedes??? PROBABLY. OR SOME OTHER GORGEOUS GIRL WHO’S SHIRT RIPS STRATEGICALLY WHEN SHE FIGHTS A PACK OF RAGING MONKEYS.

Not that pretty girls can’t fight monkeys or do whatever the fuck they want because your looks do not define your skill set–AGH. FUCK, MAYBE KATE UPTON IS GREAT AT STOPPING STAMPEDES. I DON’T KNOW. I’m just so upset right now. I DIDN’T MEAN TO TAKE IT OUT ON YOU, KATE UPTON. I BET YOU ARE A GREAT PERSON, YOU JUST AREN’T BONNIE HUNT. What is Bonnie Hunt even up to? Her IMDB stops at like 2010…I’ll need to look her up later…ANYWAY BACK TO RAGING….

The kids surely will be played by some actors from the Disney channel who I won’t even know and they’ll make me feel so old that I’ll just want to drink myself to sleep.

AND WORST OF ALL –OH WORST OF ALL–they will get someone *amazing* to play the fucking cop role because everyone knows that’s the best character and it will be someone I LOVE like Aziz Ansari or Hannibal Buress or Louis CK and that will make me want to go see that MONSTROSITY. And I probably WILL go, too–in the same way that you hear someone fart and even though you know you shouldn’t, you almost can’t help it, and suddenly you’re sniffing and YOU’VE DONE IT–YOU’VE SMELLED THAT STRANGER’S FART and you’re horrified at yourself and your self control and the farter….oh god…. I need a glass of water. I am not okay.

The news of the remaking of Jumanji has literally unleashed a disturbing wild anger that I did not know I contained. AND NOW THAT I’VE STARTED MY ONLY OPTION IS TO KEEP PLAYING, GODDAMMIT.