A story from the line at McDonald's
  • Me: okay so my sexuality's a complicated deal so let's just call me queer as hell
  • Friend: nono I wanna know can't you explain it
  • Me: well ok mainly I am asexual which means I don't want to do the do nor do I long for it, so it has nothing to do with lack of confidence or anything like that, I simply don't find anyone sexually attractive
  • Friend: right right
  • Me: but I'm also bi romantic. The sexual and romantic attraction are different, and I still fall in love and want to have physical contact with my partner, I just don't need the hanky panky
  • Friend: right cause you have a girlfriend that's pansexual right
  • Me: exactly and as long as we're both happy with not doing the rumba naked, that's a valid relationship
  • Friend: I get it, I get it... I didn't know the entire sexual and romantic orientations were different
  • Me: yeah I know it was an eyeopener for me when I found ou-
  • Lady behind us in line: excuse me so sorry but I couldn't help but overhear but I didn't know half of what you just said and I was just wondering what that thing your girlfriend was is, pansexual?
  • Me: *awkward glance at friend* oh uh I'm not an expert or anything and uh ok so basically it's similar to being bisexual, but there's less value in what gender the one you're attracted to is, at least as I understood it. So a bisexual would be attracted to a person despite their gender, a pansexual wouldn't really care at all in a way uh I'm sorry I'm bad at explaining
  • Lady behind us in line: that's alright I can look it up myself later you gave me a general idea! So where did you find out these things, you're pretty young?
  • Me: well, Internet. Once you're a bit confused about what you might be you usually go looking for explanations...
  • Lady behind us in line: so uh in theory... It's fine if you don't know, I just want to check with you... Is there a thing called aROMANTIC? like you're asexual, is there a equivalent to the romantic orientation you mentioned?
  • Me: oh yeah, absolutely! You can be both asexual and aromantic, or aromantic and heterosexual, literally all combinations are possible!
  • Lady behind us in line: *smiles LIKE REALLY GODDAMNED GENUINELY* thank you so much, I did not know that. *fishes up phone from pocket* now if you excuse me, I'm going to call my mother and tell her I'm not crazy for never having been married or stayed with one guy for long despite being 50+ but still has three children! *steps out of line and walks off while dialing*
  • Friend: wow that was... Amazing
  • Me: see how happy she got? That's the power of right information.
  • And that's why I've been smiling since this happened.

Huuuge thank you to @laptopstrum!! (Also check out their portfolio page @laptopstrummer!)

Little Do You Know - Stiles Stilinski Imagine (Part 2)

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A/N: Thank you so much everyone, for all the love on the first part and requests to continue this story, it seriously made me so happy. Also sorry for taking so long to post part 2, I was having some issues with my blog but that’s all good now. Anyway, here’s part 2, finally! I hope you guys like it! Sorry in advance for any spelling/grammar mistakes etc.

[Part 1, 2 & 3] - [Masterlist]

Pairing: Stiles x Reader
Warning: Alcohol use and mentioning, that’s all I think.
Word count: 1855

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Tianshan Week Day 5 One Day. I named it after the song I listened to. “All is violent, all is bright”.

Sorry for missing out yesterday but I put all my feelings and effort into this one. This instrumental inspired me for the scenery.

I feel like He Tian would dress like a total pimp later while Guanshan stays with his bomber jackets or warm winter jackets (bought by He Tian and the devil personified refuses to take anything for it in return *cough* Maybe Momo’s soul, but that’s a different story *laughs*)

A big promo!(and a thank you)

This is another promo for the amazing @lazycb but it’s also a big thank you!

So, i’ve been talking with Lazy and I just needed to say these things(also sorry for bad English and some mistakes that im writing in English) :

Lazycb, I think that your a wonderful, beautiful, lovely, sweetheart with incredible, beautiful and awesome art that impress me everyday because it’s so fantastic, marvelously beautiful!!!

I honestly was a little nervous about messaging you at first, but I really wanted to show my support! And when you reponded, I almost started crying becasue of those wonderful and kind words you told me! They where so sweet and you where such a lovely sweetheart when we talked!

I honestly wanted to thank you somehow and give you another promo but bigger, so this is the best I got! Becasue you where so sweet to me, it seriously made me so happy and it warms my heart! And thanks for the follow, it means alot!

I hope you have the best day ever and keep doing what you love!

Thank you! ^^

anonymous asked:

Namjoon is adorable and I'm straight but that's the truth. His eyes get so wide when he sees all the cute plushies and the other members just hand them over when they're done with them. And his dimple stickers just end up everywhere, they just disappear and reappear on his his shirt or pants.


ahhh thank you so much for sharing sgdojgldo ahhh he is so soft jnldkfgg I want to scream his stickers omg;; thank you so much seriously this made me so happy to read

Haikyuu!! Chapter 268: Kenma’s Theory of Willpower

Last chapter I wondered when exactly Nekoma made their move, and it’s answered in this chapter, it’s already been planned from the first set. Like whut??

Seriously these past chapters have made me so happy with so much Nekoma goodness (and ehem Kuroo ehem). I really like nitpicking the small moments to figure out the team’s dynamics. This one page has many.

Lev is still as clueless as ever, but he’s willing to learn. And somehow Shibayama has taken up the duty of explaining stuff to Lev… so he’s the Lev-sitter?? Which reminds me of Datekou’s Sakunami and Koganegawa. (now I’m craving more fics of the tol and smol)

Kuroo and Yamamoto take no BS from Kenma, just like the other way around. And it is Kuroo who proposes adapting to their tactics. Their huddle reminds me of Seijou’s, whose most observant members are the setter and middle blocker. Oikawa and Mattsun everyone?

I find this panel hilarious. Kuroo’s like, go straight from serious to dorky.

Then the looks on the others’ faces at their captain’s declaration. Oddly though, only Yaku who doesn’t even hesitate to agree with Kuroo. Seriously, these two are so in sync on the court. But on my second take, I realize those who are not so enthusiastic are the wing spikers, re: the ones who stay on the court all the time, while Kuroo and Yaku don’t, being middle blocker and libero respectively… who also happen to be Nekoma’s best in receiving.

Y’know, I know Nekoma’s defense is amazing, but it doesn’t really strike me how much until this chapter.

Being so good at picking up the ball, leading to long rallies, naturally makes Nekoma have excellent stamina, not to mention demand cool head and composure. But also the fact that they can adjust their return ball’s trajectory with such ease that they don’t even blink at the additional request from Kenma? Seriously??

(Lev? is? so? precious??? He has become so self aware? He doesn’t try to claim he’s good at receives at all and instead says that he’ll do his best with blocking. He’s sure has grown)

But the best part of the chapter has yet to come. First, there’s this interesting pages.

Kenma thinks so little of himself. He considers himself of having little to no willpower when he is the one who proposes the strategy that puts more pressure on himself (that even Daishou notices). Only to have his skewed perspective of himself challenged by the person who used to accuse him of having no willpower, Yamamoto who’s seen how Kenma for all his complaints and reluctance always manage to persevere until the end, to go above and beyond his limits.

And Kenma only further proves it.

Which makes it better is what leads to the moment.

The return ball comes from Yamamoto, and the toss is meant for Fukunaga, his fellow second years. But most of all: his pride and faith in his team.

I stand corrected. Kenma is not Nekoma’s weakness. Kenma is not lacking motivation. The team is his motivation. Kenma will do just fine. (the stamina is still a problem though)

Kuroo’s best moments:

His captain moments: making adapting as a strategy, leading the charge (with Yaku), noticing Kenma’s losing focus and getting him to focus.

Nothing shows Kuroo’s versatility more than these three panels: spiking, blocking and receiving.

Kenma’s best expressions:

IT (2017) WAS GREAT!!

Okay, let me start by saying that I read the book a couple of times and I’m familiar with the miniseries so I am familiar with the verse. I am also a fan of the horror genre in general so for the most part horror films aren’t really “scary” to me. I was also never afraid of clowns which seems to be the major driving force of fear towards this series. Also, everyone’s idea of “scary” is going to be different and I did not find this to be scary. There were some jump scares here and there that got me and my theater so that was fun. I also think that children being murdered and having hallucinations about their worst fear is horrific enough for me so…

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So I needed a little break from my Nanowrimo project and was trolling tumblr (go figure) and came across a post that was from a lawlu blog. Now normally, I stay away from these as most of them seem to have a lot of sexual content, and hey, to each their own, but I am not a big sexual lawlu fan. Anyway, I saw that it said in the post that this was an asexual lawlu and I got wicked excited! I see lawlu as an asexual relationship and this made me really happy! It also got me to thinking about where we are currently in the manga and what Law would be doing without Luffy.

Well, that lead to my head-cannon of Zoro being Ace, as well, and I was like… well, what if Law and Zoro had a conversation about their partners with how things are in the manga. So yeah, that’s how I came to write this weird ass, unedited thing below. Lawlu and Zosan, both in Asexual relationships, but with platonic zolaw. So I guess I cover all the ships? Idk XD

Also, slight mention of forcing sex cause Zoro is Zoro : / Anyway, enjoy.

Zoro can sense Law long before he enters the small room. It may have been his sub, but one thing Zoro noticed was how the other pirate seemed to give the Strawhat crew members their space most of the time. Back pressed against the outer hull of the sub, Zoro doesn’t move, keeps his grip tight around his katana from his spot on the floor. He was trying to nap, but the constant clinking and ticking of the submarine make it hard for him to do so.

“Roronoa-ya,” he starts in way of greeting.

Zoro grunts back, “Trafalgar.”

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roterwolkenvogel  asked:

I have always wanted to say that and since I always forgot whenever you post a new fic/chapter. you are amazing and I adore how you write the Ravagers (and you have given me so many headcanons for like forever and one day) and I legit love you <3

AAAAH What a lovely ask! I am loved! Here, have Yondu making a face you will never see him make again. 

peridotedits  asked:

Your art is amazing and I love your style of the bbs (it's so nicceee ahhh) and your art in general :00 (h20vanoss is my favorite ;3c bless your art and how you draw ah)

Originally posted by ericthatguyyouknow

Oh my goodness! This seriously made me so happy to read!! Thank you so very much for the kind words~! 
I have been having a lot of fun drawing the BBS. ;;w;; So, it means even more to know that someone likes my depictions of them… I’m very flattered, yes.  :’DD <33

(And you are so precious, like omg. >//w//<) 

Hell to Paint Pt. 1

Request: Could you write a Sherlock 2 parter where the reader is kidnapped and beaten badly but Sherlock comes, saves her and takes care of her after the event?

(off topic but i started getting a lot of attention on Return of the Hounds and im lowkey freaking out i love that you all went through all that trouble to find my fic it seriously made me so happy you have no idea!!)

so anyway heres a request i got a little while ago, sorry it took so long, i havent been on tumblr in forever so i just saw it like 2 days ago

im starting to do warnings now because i really dont want to surprise you with things that may bother some readers. i mean i obviously want to surprise you and make you want to hear more of the story but if someone doesnt like reading about violence i dont want them to have to!

((um really dont know how i feel about the title tbh but its fine!!))

Pairing: Sherlock x Reader

Word Count: 955

Warning: Violence, Blood, Gore, Cursing


The rain rushed down the windows in the hallway of Bart’s where you stood outside the morgue, with Molly by your side. 

“Can’t believe I forgot my damn umbrella. I knew it was going to rain, my hip was throbbing the whole day,” you said from behind a cup of cold black coffee. 

“You sure you can’t leave now? We can share my umbrella, and you can always just come over to my flat for the night.” Molly offered as she zipped up her coat and pulled her hood over her head. 

“Thank you, but yea, I have to stay. I really gotta finish up this report, Sherlock needs it as soon as possible and if I make him wait he’ll literally keep me up all night until I get it for him.”

Molly laughed and shook her head. “No really! I’m serious! He’s done it before,” you giggled, taking another sip of coffee. “Well, be careful getting home. I can lock up here.” 

She handed you the keys. “Call me when you’re done, okay? It doesn’t matter what time, I just want to know you’re alright, you know, and that you’ve figured everything out, got it all sorted, that kind of thing.”

You nodded. “Thanks again Mol, I will.”

You walked back into the room as Molly left down the hall. You opened the laptop back up and sat between it and the cold body resting on the table next to you. 

You finished your coffee and your report at the same time. You emailed it to Sherlock and gently closed your laptop, setting it aside. You checked the time. It was after 2 in the morning, and you felt bad about waiting so long to call Molly. You were about to turn on your phone to send her a text, updating her with the information that you were ready to leave, but you decided you’d just call her when you got back. You yawned, turned off the lights, and locked up, noticing the rain still pouring down outside. You sighed, and accepted the fact that you’d be walking home in the terrible weather, as it was nearly impossible to find a cab at the moment. 

The rain clouded your vision and drowned out the sounds of the world around you, but you still couldn’t shake the feeling that you were being followed. Your hand fumbled for the phone in your pocket, and you shielded it from the rain as you quickly dialed Molly’s number. as it rang, you quickly glanced over your shoulder and prayed that you were alone. Your heart dropped as your eyes met a tall, hooded figure that trailed you about 15 feet back. 

Your pace quickened, and began to panic as the phone nearly rang out.


Finally, an answer. A drowsy Molly Hooper sat on the other line, yawning.

“Hey! Just wanted to let you know that I’m on my way home now, didn’t get back yet, but I’m hopefully almost there. This weather is insane! It’s been raining this hard since I went into work. I hope it lets up by this weekend, since we got plans to go away to see the Vatican cameos-”

“What? Are you okay?” You heard the worry rise up in her voice. “Where are you?”

“Just walking home now, the usual way.” You tried to steady your voice.

“I’ll get Sherlock to track your phone’s location, stay where you are and-”

Through the rain you saw a small alley: that was your chance. 

“That’s not an option.”

You broke into a sprint as you turned the corner, but your pursuer followed, matching your change in speed. 

“Vatican cameos!” You yelled. You ended the call but kept your phone in your pocket so someone could track you. A sudden click of a silenced pistol, a sharp pain splitting through your leg, and you were down. Your body hit the ground with surprising force, and as you tried to lift yourself up, a swift kick to the chest kept you down. You gasped for air, coughing violently as the figure wrapped a hood over your head. The smell of chloroform permeated the air, and you couldn’t stay awake.



“Oh thank God, I’m so sorry it’s late but you need to help me! I tried calling Sherlock but he wouldn’t answer,” 

John shot Sherlock a disapproving glance as he let Molly in.

“What’s going on?” 

“It’s (Y/N), I told her to call me when she got home because I know she had to stay late, but she just called me and said she was walking home, then she said Vatican cameos and the phone cut out.” She began to cry. “John, there’s something really, really wrong, you and Sherlock need to go and find her.”

Sherlock dropped the beaker he was working with, sending shards of glass across the kitchen floor. He ignored the mistake and ran over to Molly, grabbing her by the shoulders.

“Did she say where she was? Who was following her? Did she tell you anything about what was around her?!” His voice was frantic.

“I asked her to stay where she was but she said it wasn’t an option. She might have her location on her phone, and I know the way she walks home from work, but that’s it.”

He ran to his laptop and pulled up a map. With fingers shaking, it took him a few rapid tries to type out your name and number, but he found you. A small blip flashed on the screen, in transit to a location miles from Bart’s. Sherlock grabbed the laptop as John took the keys to Mrs. Hudson’s Aston Martin, and the pair raced through the door. 

part 2!

twinarmageddons replied to your photo “((OOC: Another 4 AM fun fact! Iggy’s autistic! That’s it. I know it’s…”

this seriously made me so happy. i love your versions of the koopalings so much

((OOC: Unfortunate, cause they’re ALL A BUNCH OF JERKS! But thank you!!! I’m glad you like them so much and I’m even MORE glad it makes you happy! :D ))

ask-theloststar replied to your photo “((OOC: Another 4 AM fun fact! Iggy’s autistic! That’s it. I know it’s…”


((OOC: AHHH I’M SO GLAD. I’ve brought up Iggy’s autism before but I don’t think I ever really explicitly made it clear that this boy’s gotta stim. I’m so happy it makes you happy, dude. ;v;)b ))

koopanasmol replied to your photo “((OOC: Another 4 AM fun fact! Iggy’s autistic! That’s it. I know it’s…”

((Iggy does the patting your own head thing too?))

((OOC: Yes! Pats his face, too. uvu And his arms!))

If this is going to be my last Supernatural convention, I just really wanted a great hug from Jared. [That story is here] To just get to put my head on his shoulder and close my eyes and enjoy the best fucking hug of my life…

Now, a thing that I haven’t seen yet on Tumblr that is relevant to my autograph story: during the “Talk amongst yourselves!” shenanigans during Jared and Jensen’s panel, one of the girls behind me screech-laughed and it just… Broke me. Like I started with this (embarrassing) crazed laughing-crying and just bent in half in my seat to try to hide my face from the boys, since I was front and center in row B and they’re looking right at me. And as I tipped forward with my crylaughing, you hear Jensen say, “Oh we lost a few!”

I was so embarrassed omfg

So come time for Jared’s autograph, as he’s signing our picture from today, he says to me, “Thank you so much for laughing!”
I was horrified, and the girl behind me in line is cackling (shout out to Stephanie!) because we had literally just talked about how embarrassed I was and I tried to stammer out some excuse. You know, like “Oh my god I’m so sorry. I promise I wasn’t - oh my god.” I even just kind of buried my face in my hands right there.
And Jared puts his hands together in that sincere way that he does and said, “No, seriously, thank you. It made me so happy!” And he clapped at me.

So, you know, no big deal or anything, but I have a laugh that makes Jared Padalecki happy.

this is the other edit! my favorite, too. imagine zayn’s “pillow talk” playing softly in the background when you look at it because that’s what i do (didn’t listen 2 it while working on it tho). again, you were credited. and again, i won’t post this along with my other “welcome to miami” artwork, it’s just for you.