anonymous asked:

Lance and Keith are actually equally interested in cryptids. One day Keith finds lances conspiracy board and gushed to him about his latest theory that mothman is actually from planet garthor and somehow landed on earth. Lance then spews his theory about how Pluto is actually a baby balmera and that's why scientists declassified it as a planet. This is also a bonding moment lance remembers and they are Closer. -depression anon yo

depression anon, i love you so much. yes, i am good with this. conspiraklance, cryptid bros

Originally posted by michellemittens

seriously, pluto a baby balmera??? i love that tbh. 


It’s been more than a day and I’m still laughing at how the Squire pact in TOZ-X is now just a friendship bracelet while Mikleo and Sorey apparently have each other on telepathic emergency speed dial LOL.

inb4 bro gaydar jokes

ok i’m so sorry but here are a few more shining moments of pure beauty from the mbmbam pilot

  • “one time i saw a video of a rancho molt its skin and my eyes went to hell”
  • it’s so hilarious that griffin, who was in an anti-bullying PSA as a tiny babe, again speaks out against bullying, holding a basketball like a hip 90′s kid
  • griffin mcelroy only carries $3 in his wallet
  • when the spider guy tries to bring a molted spider skin into travis’s spider-free palace the boys are like “nononono seriously stop.” what good bros
  • ranchos are the coolest. and i gotta tell ya, babes dig ranchos the most. eight legs of justice
  • “please don’t trip. please don’t trip. oh no he tripped! he’s rolling down a hill onto the highway! he’s in a lake! why are you filming, help our dad!”
  • why were they eating spaghetti in a pool

This is my OTP don’t laugh

quick reminder bros

Dan and Phil are friends. Best friends. Platonic bros. 

Ship all you want, but don’t force a relationship on them unless they come out as a couple bro. In fact bro, don’t force a relationship on them under any circumstances.

Unless they actually come forward and say that they’re dating, which they probably aren’t (sorry), don’t try to force them to date each other, bro. It’s so not tubular. 

Let them be bros in peace, bro.