seriously-bro

Finally made you eat your veggies, you lil’ shit.
In our “friendly” match you:
- Used the Armiger on me
- Used your magic spells on me
- Used THE FRICKEN RING OF THE LUCII ON ME (Like how much do you hate veggie bro? SERIOUSLY? YOU DON’T USE DEATH ON YOUR ALLIES OVER VEGGIES)

Don’t like that tomato? TOO BAD YOU’RE EATING IT. SAME GOES FOR EVERY DAMN VEGGIE ON THIS TABLE.

mike: i am the ultimate third wheeler


bill [holding stans hand]: whaT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT


eddie [letting richie carry him on his back]: youre not a third wheel


bev [in the middle of kissing ben]: dont think of yourself that way


pennywise [grabbing the babadooks ass]: seriously bro ur not stop


mike: …i have leveled up to NINTH wheeler. i have the ultimate power.

  • Some well-meaning Tumblr idiot: Umm? You forget that Asians and Asian Americans exist too??? Why are you erasing their voices??
  • Me, an Asian American: Hey. Fucking shut up already if you haven't personally interviewed every Asian American on their opinion.
  • Same well-meaning Tumblr idiot: You wouldn't understand oppression. Fucking stupid whitey.
  • Me, an Asian American with a pic of herself on her own blog: Yeah, okay. Sure thing, buddy.

For my amazing sister @fallan-angel :D :D :D
I know this isn’t finished but I wanted to upload it before I saw you :)
I hope my dodgy drawings bring you a bit of joy :D

My coworker has a very bad habit of humming tunelessly along to really generic rap/hiphop music, and he sounds like a constipated beagle.

It is incredibly annoying because I forgot my wireless headphones at home today.

[GOT7 Reacts] to catching their sister making out with a member

request by a whimsical anon :) 

a/n sorry if some of the gifs are blurry :( also Youngjae moved out of the GOT7 dorm recently in case you didn’t know, just to give context for two of the scenarios below. 

Mark: He comes back to the dorm only to find you and Jackson going at it in the kitchen. He would hit the wall next to him, causing you and Jackson to jump. “Yah! Jackson? _______? What the hell do you think you’re doing?” He would be madder at Jackson than you and would immediately take you out of the dorm but first turn around to Jackson firmly saying“You better be waiting here when I come back, Jackson Wang.” 

Originally posted by wanbyeokan

Jackson: You and Bambam secretly met at the park by the river and things got heated quickly. Jackson was out for a run and noticed from the corner of his eye a couple making out in public, he laughed at first. Then he recognised your bag and Bambam’s jacket. Running up to your bench he pulled Bambam up by the collar “Hey guys. Funny bumping into you here. SO Bambam what exactly do you think you are doing with my little sister!?” He would say letting go of his collar and crack his knuckles.

Originally posted by marksonislovely

Bambam: He would walk into his and Yugyeom’s shared room and flick on the light seeing Yugyeom on top of a girl. At first, he covers his eyes and turns around “Shit! Sorry bro” But then hears your voice say “Oh my god!” He immediately turns back around walks over to the two of you and pushes Yugyeom from you “Seriously bro? My sister? I told you that you should get action but are you kidding me right now?” 

Originally posted by jypnior

Yugyeom: He wanted to surprise you at your apartment since had been awhile. He still had a spare key and when he walked into your apartment calling out “Noona~ are you hom-” He cuts himself off seeing Jinyoung pressing his lips to yours in the hallway. “I can’t believe you Hyung! Get off my sister oh my god! Are you guys doing what I thik you’re doing, oh god.” he would let himself out and vowed to make Jinyoung pay for it later. “Park Jinyoung you are so dead.”

Originally posted by nguyentuti

 Jinyoung: You and Jaebum were in a pretty heated makeout session so you didn’t hear Jinyoung come into the dorm. The living room light suddenly was on as you two break apart but Jinyoung sees the lipstick all over Jaebum’s face. He says with a stern but scarily calm voice. “We need to talk in private hyung. As for you, _______-ah, go home. I’ll talk to you later.” He says pulling you up from the couch and then staring directly into Jaebum. 

Originally posted by j-miki

Jaebum: He went to see Youngjae at his new apartment. When he got there the door was slightly open already causing him to panic thinking someone broke in. He rushes in to find you and Youngjae wrapped around one another making out on the floor. “CHOI YOUNGJAE!” He yells ripping Youngjae off of you. Then waiting for him to stand he then pushes Youngjae making him stagger backwards. He paces back and forth a bit just fuming with anger. “Who the fuck do you think you are? Bringing her back alone to your house!?” He goes on a rant scolding both of you for the next hour. 

Originally posted by got7markbum

Youngjae: He came to the dorm pretty late to get some of the things he left behind. He was about to leave when he heard a giggle much like his from Marks room and then your voice say “Shhh Mark they might hear us.” He flung the door of Mark’s room open “Hyung?” He said shocked seeing him straddling you. “Hyung? Stop touching her right now! _______-ah I’m taking you home come on!” He would wake up the other members and his serious side scared you  “______-ah I cannot believe you right now. One of my members?” He would say dragging you out the door by your wrist. 

Originally posted by stormyseokjin