seriously you people don't want me angry

i bet after all is well and malec got back together, alec will literally have the phobia of ever keeping anything, no matter how menial, from magnus..


i) 

Magnus casually walking into Alec’s office,

Magnus: Hi sweetie~

Alec *paused in his mid-morning discussion with Jace, Clary and Izzy to smile and kissed his boyfriend*: Hi. What are you doing here? 

Magnus: Oh, i had some work nearby here and decided to stop by. Btw, here you go Blondie~

Jace *caught a small pot of cream thrown to him*: What’s this?

Magnus *’innocently’*: Oh, Alec told me about that nasty rash on your tushie- 

Jace *spluttered*: What! Alec, that was supposed to be a secret!

Alec: *shrugged*

Magnus: - and so i thought i could be a nice guy and give you some ointment. That’ll be five rubies, please~ 

Jace: The fuc-!

Magnus: Oh and here’s some for you too, biscuit. I figure you might need some too coz of Jace. Yours f.o.c of course~ It wasn’t your fault your boy is… well, him~

Clary: ….thanks



ii) 

Robert: Alec, what i’m about to tell you is highly confidential and you can’t even tell Jace.. The Clave wouldn… Alec, are you listening? What are you doing?

Alec: Hmm? What? Oh go on. don’t worry, I’m listening. I’m just texting Magnus. Could you speak a bit slower so I could type them all exactly?.. Hmm… Maybe I should just call Magnus and put in him on speaker~ What do you think, dad?

Robert: ……. 



iii)

Magnus: *stares at Luke*

Luke:… Uh, Magnus? You okay? Is there something wrong? 

Magnus: tsk.. tsk.. tsk.. i thought i know you *shaking his head disapprovingly*

Luke*looks at Alec*: What’s wrong with him?

Alec *uneasy*: Uh..

Magnus: Maryse.. really~?

Luke *yelped*: You told him~? I thought we told you not to tell anyone.. Maryse doesn’t want this to go out yet

Alec: And I didn’t tell anyone~I just told Magnus.

Luke: ……. 

Magnus *oblivious, still keep going on*: - Omg, does this means you are my future step father-in-law?? Do I have to call you Dad?? This is a tragedy, Lucian! How could you get it on with my boyfriend’s mother~?



iv)

*A small portal appeared and suddenly Magnus’s head pokes in*

Magnus *looks around*: Where’s my boyf.. Ah, Alexander darling~ don’t forget to come home early tonight, okay~.. Cat and Raphael would be coming around 8 and we’ll portal to Morocco from here. See you later,sweetie. Love you~ 

Alec *goofy grin*: Love you too~

*Magnus popped out in shower of glitter*

The Clave:……

Imogen *in strangled voice*: This was supposed to be a secret meeting in a secret place which no one.. absolutely no one except those invited, should know about.. let alone a Downworlder! What do you have to say for yourself, Mr Lightwood?.. Hello, Mr Lightwood..? Are you even listening??

Alec: *still sporting goofy grin thinking of his bae’s beautiful face*

Robert: *look above with a ‘why me’ face*



~CriZz

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET INTO THE GAME FOR THE PAST 20 MINUTES AND THE APP KEEPS FUCKING CRASHING ON ME LIKE YOU STUPID GAME DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M A HESO WARS MOD!!! I MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY AND I GUIDE THE CONFUSED!!!

sidenote real quick, people can ship whatever the fuck they want. I literally do not understand why strangers on the internet get so fucking heated about what people ship, like do you seriously give a god fucking damn.

“can you not ship [character] with [character]?? it’s abuse/paedophillia/some other shit I’m spouting to make me sound superior to you because you ship this “”nasty”” thing and I don’t and I want to ““call you out on it”“ even though no one else really gives a flying fuck monkeys other than me and two other people”

just pipe down and let people like shit, just cause you don’t fucking like it doesn’t mean jack diddly squat. they’re gonna like it regardless of your shitty fucking opinion.

Inktober Day 9!


IT’S PORTAL’S 10th ANNIVERSARY!!!!!! :D

Seriously, though, I love Portal (If you couldn’t tell lmao). It’s a wonderful series of games, that’s made laugh, get so angry I wanted to throw a brick at some of the characters, and even cry. Which is actually really hard to get me to do. ESPECIALLY for something fictional..

Also, I have met some pretty cool people (@piefanart for example) through Portal, so that’s also pretty great! :D


…I think I’m gonna stop rambling now, because I know that this will just go on and on forever if I continue.


DO NOT TAG AS KIN/ME

I can’t believe that some people have guts to go on Jacks insta and complain that he didn’t promote Suzy album but Jessi (its his choice who he want promote ), and even more amazing that there are some fangirls who actually belived that Jessi is Jacks sister , (like really its 5 sec , to search who she is in google lol ) and the best part angry jealous fangirls hahah seriously get a life 

anonymous asked:

yeah ok men suck and jokes like that are funny but don't you think that for feminism to be taken seriously people need to stop joking around like that? because there are so many people thinking that feminists are just angry men-hating women that want to have more power than men already :/ (please don't shout at me i used to joke around like that thinking that it's ok bc misandry isn't a thing but then someone said this thing and i started thinking this over - i still think misandry isn't a thing

no, i dont have to not make jokes about it because its literally asking me to be nice to my oppressors to get what i want and im not here to beg, im here to demand.