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Derek: Using y=mx+b to measure the slope of that ass.
Spencer: Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is the second-degree polynomial curve.
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