seriously what took the so long

anonymous asked:

So with guied evolution we are talking about some seriously long timeframes. Tens of millions of years at the very least, if not the billions of years it took on Earth for humans to arise. Forget hunting, just accidents and calamities would have killed almost all senet beasts by then, right?

Creation stories in Gefendur scripture talk about the “long slumber” of the senet beasts during man’s “slow rise.” So the gods must have put them to sleep for long stretches of time.

I should emphasize here that what I’m talking about and what Lady Ilganyag are talking about are still stories. There’s no real confirmation that any of this happened the way anyone is implying. She could be lying, I could be misdirecting you. Take it all with a pinch of salt ;)


…y’all knew it was coming OTL

Voltron Week Day 7: Crossover/AU (Star Trek AU!)

I WAS going to draw an entire comic based on the new movie, buuuut these seemed more fun ATM and they’d fit better into the theme anyway, so have some TOS AU ft. Trouble with Tribbles! :3 What’s funny about Star Trek is most episodes could honestly fit into the Voltron universe? The whole Space Travel to bring peace to many worlds is very compatible uwu But I also wanted to play with who would get what color (since I’ve seen others doing the same) so Star Fleet uniforms for everyone! And Galra!Keith makes an appearance again X’’D (Yes Allura’s the Captain!)

As for the crossover portion…

Have two half-aliens (theoretically, in Keith’s case) who cannot understand jokes for the life of them ;w; Also, Gravity Falls reference ahahaha is it crossovery enough yet??


WELL that took longer than expected to finish. Or rather…an unexpectedly long time? Eh? EEEHHH?!?!??!? Seriously though, thanks for being so patient everybody <3 This was supposed to be chapters 3 and 4 together, but in the interest of getting something out asap I decided to split them up. Next part’s coming real soon. In fact a lot is coming real soon because I’m almost up to 4k subscribers LIKE WTF EVEN. Not sure what I’m going to do for that, apart from try to get things out faster. I don’t even deserve you people thank you so much.

Once again thanks to @kazefiend for letting me read her story, and thanks to @anorha-nono for the lovely cover art. This is the first series I’ve decided not to include the part number in the cover or video, and since I decided to renumber them on the fly that actually worked out really well. Here is the link to the original fic for yours to enjoy reading, and links to download the chapter as an MP3 or listen on SoundCloud are in the video description.

What We Created (9)

Sebastian Stan x Reader (pregnancy series)

Summary: A one nightstand with the one and only Sebastian Stan changes your life and his forever

Word count: 1,308 (short because sadly the storyy is coming to an end)

Warning: fluff, gender reveal

A/N: Seriously so sorry for taking this long to update. I started real estate classes and my first day i took so many notes my hand started swelling. Life is really draining me right now, on top of keeping my Instagram and YouTube updated and getting ready for college. I hope you understand. Hopefully part 10 comes faster than this part did. Also lets pretend Anthony Mackie has social media, okay?

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anonymous asked:

Hello! How about a headcanon about the boys being the ones ending up in the human world, confused and have no idea what's going on? And then Gardienne finds them and take care of them^^

Hiya! Sorry this took so long, for some reason this was a real challenge to write. They may end a little abruptly because I rushed it little so I could get it out. Sorry about that! 

I hope you enjoy them!


  • Ezarel’s been numb ever since he was sent to this world.
  • He’s seriously confused and can’t even fathom how he got here.
  • He’d seen many humans since arriving here and was burnt out from all the appraising stares and unwanted attention they bestowed on him.
  • Since finding a small park though, he’s relaxed somewhat.
  • Even if there’s a human sitting a little ways away from him.
  • Unlike the other humans, you took no interest in him what so ever, and focused more on the large rectangular object on your lap.
  • So he ignored you, his mind wandering to unimportant matters as he desperately tries rejecting the reality of his situation.
  • However, reality has a way of making itself known, and his stomach growls loudly, attracting his attention.
  • There’s not much he can do to quiet his hunger, so he ignores it, hugging his legs as he stares ahead sullenly, his mind filling with worst-case scenarios.
  • He hears footsteps but ignores them, figuring you were leaving, so when you offer to share your lunch with him, he’s surprised.
  • Normally he’d be offended at the show of charity (from a human no less!), but he doesn’t know when he’ll next be able to eat so he accepts it with quiet thanks.
  • You strike up a conversation with him, talking about seemingly inane things but he’s grateful for the distraction, glad to get his mind off his problems for even a moment.
  • He accidentally admits to having nowhere to go in mid-conversation and tries to act nonchalantly about it, but his face turns troubled and he goes quiet.
  • You suggest he crashes in your mother’s old studio and he’s surprised again.
  • Who in their right mind offers a total stranger a place to stay with no hesitation? Are you crazy?
  • When he poses these questions to you, eyes narrowed in confusion, you laugh saying its normal to help those in trouble.
  • He can’t believe that, its just too convenient (and naïve) a mind-set to have but he can’t deny he needs somewhere to stay, and he knows he can protect himself if it turns out you’re some axe-wielding murderer.
  • Still, as you both rise to go visit this ‘studio’, Ezarel can’t help the feeling of relief and gratitude bubbling in his chest and murmurs his thanks, with a small smile in your direction.


  • It’s wet, dark and cold and Valkyon has no idea where he is and how he got here.
  • He turning, looking for something that looks familiar but all he sees is tall grey buildings silhouetted against a murky sky.
  • He’s so preoccupied with his surroundings, he hasn’t noticed you staring at him agape since his arrival.
  • When he does though, he’s more than a little surprised, staring at you in your PJs, holding a shiny bag filled with rubbish.
  • They both just stare at each other for a while then it occurs to Valkyon that she might be able to help him.
  • When he steps forward to ask a question however, you flips and runs towards an open door, slamming it shut behind you.
  • Valkyon tries to talk to you through the door, but there’s no answer.
  • Dejected, he turns to leave but stops when he hears it open a little.
  • You’re staring at him with apprehension, but also a little curiosity as you ask how he just appeared out of nowhere.
  • Valkyon introduces himself and explains his appearance as best he can, mentioning that he could do with a little help.
  • After a moment, you open the door and invite him in, warning him against any funny business.
  • Apparently, you have a steel baseball bat and have taken down hundreds of intruders in the past.
  • He’s not sure what a baseball bat is but he’s very impressed and promises not to impose any longer than he has to.
  • And he intends to keep that promise. He has no interest in being a bother, and hopes to get some information that might help him so he can get back home.
  • He ends up with a dry set of clothes, a hot dinner and a couch to crash on.
  • He’s so touched by your generosity, he’s honestly speechless.
  • But also is confused. Like why help the dude who literally just appeared on your doorstep?
  • He won’t question your generosity though, not now, and he thanks you over and over again, promising to do anything you need him to while he stays.


  • Unlike the other two, Nevra knows almost immediately what’s happened.
  • As the leader of the shadow guard, it wasn’t uncommon for him to accidentally step through a portal of some kind and be sent halfway across the planet.
  • Doesn’t mean he’s calm though.
  • He detests the concrete jungle he’s found himself in, and immediately heads for the most comfortable place on the street, slipping the crowds of people with ease.
  • He ends up in a coffee shop and he looks around in awe, the place so different to what he’s used to, he’s temporarily stunned.
  • Meanwhile, you’re eyeing the costumer who’s just entered, clearly unaware it’s closing time, debating between going to take his order or kicking him out.
  • In the end, the need to close up quickly wins and you call out, informing him of the time.
  • Nevra really doesn’t want to go back out into the busy street and tries charming you into letting him stay a little longer.
  • It doesn’t work.
  • The look of defeat and anxiety on his face seems to make you a little sympathetic and you agree to let him stay until you’re finished closing up.
  • He’s grateful and sits down at the breakfast bar, his thoughts churning through his head.
  • Before long, you’re done and Nevra has to leave. He’s reluctant to go, but gets up to leave, as promised, and is promptly told to sit down again, a steaming hot coffee placed on the table in front of him.
  • Though he tries to explain his inability to pay for the coffee, you assure him it free and go to collect your things.
  • And Nevra’s not sure why you’ve decided to offer this bit of kindness but he’s not complaining, watching you out of the corner of his eye as he sips the delicious beverage.
  • It’s not until he’s almost done do you question if he wants to talk about whatever troubling him.
  • Though he wonders why you’d care, he finds himself telling you about his problem, the embellished version of course, and feels a little better for it afterwards.
  • You silent for a moment, then you begin asking questions about his skillset, his working experience, as you walk behind the bar.
  • He answers in confusion, asking why you need to know.
  • Apparently, you’re giving him a job.
  • He’s so confused as you just decide things for him, like how he’ll be sleeping in the storage room above the shop, and he’ll work as a barista (to help bring in more customers with his pretty face.) and he has to stop you in mid-sentence, trying to process what happening.
  • He wasn’t expecting any help, wasn’t going to ask for it either, so this turn of events leaves him spinning.
  • You question whether he wants your help, assuring him you don’t want to pressure him into doing anything he doesn’t want and he takes a moment to consider.
  • It’s a no-brainer.
  • He thanks you for your kindness, smiling brightly as he introduces himself with flourish.
  • His smile only grows wider when you laugh and introduce yourself in turn, extending a hand for him to shake.

anonymous asked:

Hi so just in relation to the bi people of faith talking rn, I've recently figured out that I'm bi and my parents are super religious and conservative and I'm afraid to come out because I'm afraid of what they'll do so I'm still in the closet, I also just wanted to add that growing up religious really kept me from myself for such a long time and distilled in me strongly internalized homophobia that it took me a really long time to come to terms with myself and how that affects my beliefs

sending lots of love! seriously I’m so proud of anyone who’s overcome their internalised homophobia and is finally happy with who they are! especially those of you from a religious background, there’s so much homophobia around anyway and I was never brought up to be religious. good luck to anyone trying to balance their religion and sexuality, and good luck with your parents! hoping they take it well when you decide you’re ready to tell them

secondgenerationnerd  asked:

What's your favorite westallen kiss? With pics/gif please

There are so many amazing kisses and while it’s hard to choose one I have to go with: 

I mean look at it. It’s epic and the lighting and the spinning and I just I can’t put into words how much I love this kiss. Seriously I’m just sitting here watching it. 

Here’s some more:


And here’s what they look like after

I literally just made these two gifs:

Look at these two idiots in love. 

And what do you mean Barry ran back in time and erased this kiss? I don’t know what you’re talking about….

Anyway I hope I answered this to your liking. I had a little to much fun staring at the gifs. 

Oh and honorable mention to this kiss: 

Because I love this one a lot too. 

So thanks for asking, this was fun!

*Sorry this took me so long, I was having technical difficulties, but now it’s working*

send me “what’s your favorite..” asks

Dinner With Parents (Part 1/2)

Lauren leaned against the doorway, checking her watch for the tenth time. “Babe, if you don’t hurry up we are going to be late to this dinner.”

Camila wrapped her arms around her girlfriend, who had been too busy looking at her watch to see her exit the bathroom. “You would like that wouldn’t you?”

“You look gorgeous,” Lauren smiled, momentarily falling into a trance. “And no, I don’t want to be late. Your parents invited us for dinner and you know how they like us to get there early to socialize.”

“It takes longer than thirty minutes to become this good-looking,” the brunette joked, twirling a little so that it showed off her dress.

Lauren kissed her forehead gently, “no way. You’re this good-looking all of the time. But seriously, what took you so long?” She asked, heading towards the front door.

They made their way out of the house, Lauren in front of Camila, failing to see the shorter girl behind her grab something on the kitchen counter. “Oh, it’s nothing. You will find out soon.” Lauren also didn’t see the evil glint in her brown eyes.


“Camz, can I know now? We are almost to your parents house. And I remember you saying ten minutes ago that when were are almost there you would tell me what’s in your purse.” Lauren complained, momentarily taking her eyes off the road to make puppy dog eyes at her girlfriend, as her last and final attempt to get Camila to spill the beans.

“Since you have been so patient I guess you can know,” Camila smirked, reaching into her bag and pulling out a remote with four buttons on it. Lauren cocked an eyebrow, confused.

“What is it?” The brunette placed it into Lauren’s open palm and sat back in her seat. She was honestly anxious about the whole thing. Sure, her and the green eyed girl had a lot of sex, but they never really tried anything out of the norm.

“Push one of the buttons,” Camila bit her lip, waiting for the pleasure to begin. Lauren decided to push the very bottom one, but nothing happened. “No,” Camila giggled. “That’s the off button. Hit one of the other three.”

Lauren felt her face turn red. She hadn’t even hit a button yet and she knew what was going to happen. It was really no surprise to her that when she hit the second button Camila threw her head back in pleasure as vibrating noises filled the car. “You’re a dirty girl,” Lauren moaned, breathless. Camila was grinding down into the seat below her. “Wearing vibrating panties to your parents house.”

Lauren hit the third button, upping the speed of the vibrations. She checked the road every so often so that they wouldn’t get in a car accident. “You are begging to be caught aren’t you. Fuck.” Lauren watched as Camila pulled her bottom lip in between her teeth and rocked even harder into the seat. “You’re going to be sitting right next to your dad. He’s going to wonder where the vibrating noise is coming from. And why you are letting small moans of pleasure slip out of your mouth.”

The brown eyed girl’s hands had traveled up the length of her sides and were full on palming her breasts. “Lauren, this feels so good.” Her hole clenched around nothing as the vibrations stimulated her hard clit. She pinched her nipples though her dress. She had decided not to wear a bra.

The black haired girl checked the road again as she hit the fourth button, resulting in the vibrations to be at their max speed. Camila’s panties were soaked, swollen lips engulfing the tiny fabric. “I’m so close,” she moaned.

Lauren was also soaked, the sight of her girlfriend getting off always did that to her. She put the remote in her left hand, using her right to lean over the console and apply pressure to the small vibrator.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!” Camila screamed out, back arching off the seat, eyes rolling into the back of her head, and palms grasping into her breasts.

Lauren went down each level on the remote to ensure her girlfriend had finished coming. Heavy pants were the only thing to be heard in the vehicle. Camila wasn’t quite sure if they were coming from herself or Lauren. “How’d we not wreck?” Camila asked, smiling lazily.

“I don’t know, but we’re here.” Lauren was about to put the remote in her pocket before Camila snatched it out of her hands.

“Your turn,” she said, reaching into her panties to pull the little bullet out.

“Um, babe I don’t think that’s a good id-“

“Shut up and stick this on your clit before I reach in and do it myself.” Camila ordered, offering her the small vibrator that still had her juices on it.

Lauren licked her lips and nodded, obeying her girlfriend. If only she knew about the torture to come, maybe she wouldn’t of been so fast to obey.

iKON Reaction to: You Painting Their Nails

Request:  iKon’s reaction to you painting their nails black when they are asleep -LittleAnon

Sorry this took so long! I’m finally finishing these old ass requests (:

Hanbin (B.I.)

“Seriously.. not again. You can’t keep doing this.” 

Jiwon (Bobby)

“You’re lucky you’re cute. Also, black is my color.” 


“Literally, y/n, if you were going to paint my nails you could’ve at least done like a maroon or something.” *forces you to paint them a different color*


“That’s cute jagiya! Can I do yours next?” 


“Aigooo!! How are you so cute?!”


“Let’s see… what color am I painting yours, then?” 


“If my hyungs see this, jagiya, I sweeeeeaaarrrr.” *thinks it’s cute but won’t show it*

anonymous asked:

so i was a semi bethyl//er until a few days ago and recently with 7x10 coming i started checking the caryl tag out of curiosity and now i literally cannot stop thinking about caryl and long story short i think im a hardcore caryler now??

Well, that’s great. My question to you is: What took you so long? Seriously, there wasn’t anything you saw in 7 years that made you interested in Caryl?

“Does this really feel like home?”

Painted with special thought for @immerwennesdunkelwird - thank you dear for directing me to the excellent film Raise the Red Lantern. The aesthetic of this painting is largely inspired by said film.

Tour Fight (Michael Imagine)

A/n: I sense some angsttt lol sorry not sorry. Hope you like it. Send in some requests please! Love you guys ❤️

TRIGGER: Some swearing

Pairing: Michael + Y/n

What the fuck.

No seriously though what the fuck.

Why would he say something like that. And behind my back. Really Michael. You don’t even have the guts to say it to my face. Mature.

I have been working with my boyfriend of 2 years and his band as a crew member for about 6 months now. I took a gap year so that I could spend some time earning money and if that means I could be with my boyfriend, I’ll take it. Now don’t get me wrong. I love it. I love being with Michael and spending time with him especially because of the long distance we have to go through for months at a time.

But sometimes we can get on each other’s nerves. Some things he spits out at me are said without thought and some things I say back can be harsh to say the least. But at the end of the day, I know that we’re in love and something as petty as a few fights isn’t going to get in the way of what we have together.

But this just pissed me off.

I was backstage setting up the speakers when I heard the boys coming my way. I decided to hide behind the curtain so I could scare Michael. He’s done it so many times to me this is the least I could do.

I hid behind the curtain waiting for him to come but as soon as I heard my name I retreated back a step. I know eavesdropping is bad but I’m human. We’re all curious, right?

“I just don’t know guys.” Michael spoke. “She’s been acting really clingy lately and I know it’s just because she’s happy to be with me but it’s getting too much. I need my space too.” The boys muttered something in response but I couldn’t think about that right now.

Clingy? Are you serious. Not once have I ever been called that. I would like to think I’m a pretty decent girlfriend when it comes to space but this is just giving me second thoughts…

Last year, I saw Michael like twice every 3 months. Our schedules are just so different but despite university and work, I still managed to fly out to wherever he was just so I could see him. Can you blame me for wanting to be with my boyfriend who I rarely get to see anyway?

Fine. If space is what he wants. Then that’s what he’ll get.

I waited until I heard their footsteps disappear down the hall and slowly made my way out of the curtain. I’m not going to lie. This sucks. It hurts he would say that. I mean at least not say it behind my back right? Say it to my face instead of the boy’s. But whatever. I’ll give him what he wants.


Since this morning I have not said more than two words to Michael. He could tell something was up but decided to keep quiet thinking I would step up and just tell him. But he should know me by now. I’m stubborn as fuck.

The show was about to start soon and I was talking to some of the other crew members when I saw that flash of blue hair coming my way. I looked back and continued my conversation until I felt someone hold my wrist.

“Hey.” He whispered quietly. “We need to talk.”

I pretended I didn’t hear him but he started pulling me away.

“Michael.” I hissed. “I’m talking right now can’t you see?”

He furrowed his eyebrows and I could see a flash of annoyance cross his eyes before he said, “Sorry fellas but I really need to talk to this one so if you don’t mind.”

“Mike I-” But I couldn’t finish my sentence because I felt him wrap his arms around my waist and lift me over his shoulder walking back to what my guess was the dressing room.

“Really Michael. Why are you such a child. Put me down right now.” I determinedly said but of course he wouldn’t listen.

“You think I haven’t noticed. You haven’t spoken to me all day and I want to know what’s up.” He replied back.

We stopped outside the dressing room and he put me down on the table lingering in the hallway. He came in between my legs and rested his hands on my thighs.

I avoided his gaze and tried looking anywhere but him.

“Baby.” He softly said. “Talk to me.”

“Oh I’m sorry.” I replied with sarcasm clear in my voice. “I just wanted to give you space.”

I saw the realization hit him as I looked up into his eyes. “Fuck.” He whispered looking up at the ceiling.

“Now if you don’t mind, I have some work to do.” I got up, well attempted to but his hands held my waist in place preventing me from moving any further.

“Stop. Just listen to me for a second sweetheart.” He tried looking in my eyes but I was too pissed off. He finally got fed up and tilted my chin up to face him. “I’m so sorry baby. I was just really stressed out today and I let my mouth get the better of me.” He genuinely looked apologetic but I wasn’t going to forgive him that easily.

“You know Mike.” I started, “I thought I was a pretty good girlfriend when it came to the whole clingy thing. But after you said that, and might I say behind my back, I felt hurt.”

I saw him look down ashamed but continued, “If you thought I was being clingy you could have just told me you know! I would have backed off. I was just so excited and happy that I got the chance to actually get to be with you on tour but you just made me feel so insecure that I had to avoid you the whole day.”

“Okay stop.” He finally spoke. “I never meant to make you feel like that baby. I fuckin promise you that. I love having you here okay? You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.” He gently started rubbing the side of my thighs in a soothing manner trying to get me to calm down and listen to him.

“The tour has just been stressing me out and I never meant to take it out on you. You are not clingy. Hell I’m probably more clingy than you!” He laughed gently.

I smiled up at him finally relaxing and wrapping my arms around his torso pulling him closer to me. I visibly saw his whole demeanor relax as I laid my head on his chest.

“I missed you so much today, you know.” He whispered, gently stroking my hair.

“I missed you too.” I replied back smiling into his chest. “Even though we’ve been in the same building for the last 5 hours.”

He laughed, “Never thought I’d say this but I actually like hearing you talk.”

I slapped his arm and looked back at him. “I love you.” I said looking into his eyes.

“I love you so much more you don’t even know.” He leaned down and pressed his lips against mine in a soft, soothing kiss that I could never get tired of.

He leaned back slightly but I reached up and pecked his lips again, feeling him smiling. “Now hurry, you’ve got a show to do.”

“Fuck right.” We started making our way towards the stage until he pulled me to a stop in front of him.

“I’ll miss you.” He spoke, lips brushing against mine.

“Jesus, you’re so corny.” I smiled against his lips. “Now go!” I shoved him away but not without him pecking my lips one last time.

“Kill it on stage babe.” I whispered our pre show saying we always said before he got on stage.

“Just for you.” He smiled back.

my dash is 97% homestuck for the first time in literal years and I’m feeling nostalgic and excited and happy and sad and everything is so bittersweet because it took so long to get here and i seriously missed upd8 culture so much and to experience it one last time with everyone is one of the best things i could have ever experienced again and basically just. 

reading homestuck was one of the best decisions i ever made and i met so many wonderful people through homestuck and one of my closest friends through homestuck and basically yeah my story is just like everyone else’s but

that’s what makes it great

we have this piece of media, this one giant conglomerate of music, text, animation, images, and games that brought so many people together into this weird, silly, fun, exciting, and unique experience that is homestuck upd8 culture and just

thank you hussie for creating this

thank you musicians for providing the amazing sounds we’ve been blessed with

thank you artists and animators who’ve made contributions to homestuck throughout the years, and a huge thank you to those who’ve worked on [S] Collide

without everyone, including the fans, this wouldn’t be the same at all. this experience would not have existed without everyone playing their part. and that’s what makes homestuck upd8 culture so fun. we’re all in this together, screaming into this blue website about this silly comic, and i wouldn’t have it any other way

So this is my Facebook page for my as of yet not created shop. It would seriously mean a lot to me if I could get this spread around. This isn’t for my benefit. I will copy and paste the post so you know what this is all about.

“So I took a very long break because I was getting ready for Anime Milwaukee, but I’ve got my boards back together and all of my materials in order. Now, I’m going to do something a little different.

Most of you guys currently following this page know my high school friend Caroline, and are aware of the situation with her dog Lucy. If you’re not, here’s a brief overview. Lucy was recently diagnosed with a highly dangerous bladder cancer. She’s having chemo treatments right now, which is great, and I’m really hoping for the best. But, from very personal experience, I know how much this can cost in vet bills.

From this point to an indefinite point in the future, I will be donating all of my sales to her and her family. I am doing this with her permission. During this period, and only this period, I will be taking large Overwatch commissions like the Mercy and Symmetra I’ve posted before. The same restrictions apply. I am also willing to do trial runs on alternate skins, which I will be making the designs for myself.

This is very important to me. Caroline is a wonderful friend of mine, and Lucy is a wonderful dog. I have full intent to do everything I can to help.”

anonymous asked:



-I have mentioned that they all have Fridays off work together and they all just have movie nights or go out on a date and for whatever reason Herc and LAf won’t let Alex and John pay for anything

-Alex and John like to try and make dinner sometimes, sometimes it actually turns out really good and afterwards Laf and Herc tell them what a good job they did and that they love them

-For goodnight kisses it’s seriously a lineup, First Alex, then John, Herc last. Laf goes through the line first then steps in line after Herc and it continues as everyone goes through the line, then bedtime

-During their little jam sessions (in the list before this one) sometimes they all like to teach each other what instrument they play 

-It’s cute because Laf can’t play Hercs drums for the life of him and Alex is somewhat good on piano 

-Alex and Herc rarely get more than three hours just alone together during some weeks and usually when they are together they’re trying to do some cheesy art project or they are just cuddling and sleeping


-You bet your ass that Laf gets new fairy lights every time the holidays come around 

-They all have this little matching tattoo on their collar bones with just every ones the first letter of their name and the first letter of their last name the order being: A.H.H.MJ.G.L, it’s cute af man 

-Laf has his septum pierced and John cried when he got it because he thought it would hurt him too much, Laf spend a half hour cuddling him and telling him his nose is okay and that he’s not gonna die because of it

-John worries about his boyfriends too much, he’s very pure in that way 


Title: Magnitude

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Ed/Oswald

Word Count: 5641

Warnings: Unbeta’d, virginity, anal sex, blowjob, insecurity, body issues, more insecurity, lame riddles, fluff, seriously just way too long

Notes: This is *way* too long for what was initially just supposed to be sorta fluffy porn. I hope you guys like anyways. I’m sorry it took so long to get another fic out! Hopefully next time I won’t lose my shit and write so goddamned much for a simple thought, haha.

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