seriously what do i tag this as

self-rec meme

tagged by @thelioninmybed! this was surprisingly difficult, but:

as the sun - almost ten thousand words of Sauron getting his own way, this does exactly what I wanted it to do and was also seriously fun to write. Featuring Sauron’s A++ decision-making, angry makeouts with Celebrimbor, and not very much torture, Celebrimbor should really stop making such a big deal about that part.

Alizarin - the Noldor invent chemical dyes, but, like, it’s funny? Feanor wrecks the Telerin economy but only accidentally and without really noticing. Featuring a very large quantity of sea-snails.

a light burning out - listen, I can’t help it, I have feelings about Sauron, okay? I still can’t tell to what extent this is actually good as opposed to just hitting my own buttons really hard, the “experimental” tag is on there for a reason, but this is me trying to Do A Thing and it certainly Does That Thing. May be worth reading if you like fancy imagery and language stuff, and/or if you are horribly overinvested in Sauron as a character, put me down as “unfortunately, both”.

(I think most writers I know have already been tagged, but feel free to steal it and say I tagged you if anyone reading this wants?)

I was tagged by @taekwoonsprettyboy

Name: Claire
Nickname: clairebear, bro, clarence
Star sign: scorpio
Gender: girl
Favourite color: blue
Time right now: 10:50pm
Average hours of sleep: 6 on a uni night, like 9 when i have nothing to do
Lucky number: 7 it’s gay
Last thing I googled: gay songs lol
Favorite fictional character: um can anne bonny from black sails kill me with her swords thanks
Dream job: professional gay (but seriously, something in psychology jdkflfhg)
What I am currently wearing: pyjamas
Height: like 5ft4
Number of blankets I sleep with: 1

When did you create your blog: like last year at some point

Current amount of followers: 941
What do you post about: bein gay, bts
Do you have any other blogs: i have some gay ass urls saved but i don’t use them
When did your blog reach its “peak”: when there was maybe yoongi is an asexual or a furry drama  
Who is your most active follower: idk y’all are active
What made you decide to get a tumblr: I had my old one for years and remade this one because I wanted freed from my dark dark history
Do you get asks on a daily basis: nope 
Why did you choose your URL: because i’m gay and i love jk :(((

i tag @wlwhob @thatfluffyjeanjacket @taeplatonic @lesbianjimin @hobshine @ilysmjhope @angelsuga @dkyeom @lunahobi @bimyg @namgii @n4ms

I was tagged by @jugheadbarnes thanks hun! ♥️

Rules:
1. Always post these rules
2. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you.
3. Write 11 questions of your own.
4. Tag 11 people.

Questions:

1. Most underrated character?

Samwise Gangee from Lord of the Rings, if it wasn’t for him Frodo would have been dead in like 5 minutes, I mean the guy left the LOVE OF HIS LIFE to go get rid of this ring and when he comes back there all like OMG FRODO THO…like seriously? 🙄

2. Where is the most magical place you’ve been?

Not gonna lie the inside of my fridge is a pretty magical place ✨ 

3. What fictional character do most identify with?

Bridget Jones - we both eat/drink too much and need a boyfriend 🍷

4. Quick! You have to jump on a plane to a foreign destination, where do you go?

Erh somewhere quiet and isolated, like the french countryside….Bordeaux probably.

5. What TV show has been the most disappointing?

American Horror story…I tried to get into every series and stopped half way because it was just so unnecessarily fucking weird, like I get it was meant to show the extent of human evil but…just…no….

6. What famous person do you share a birthday with?

According to google, I share my birthday with Boris Johnson and Macklemore lol but the best person I share my bday with is HUGH DANCY #honored 

7. What book are you currently reading or would like to be?

I am currently reading North and South by Elizabeth Gaskell, love my period dramas. 

8. Would you rather be a Royal or a Jedi?

Jedi?!? Can’t I be on the dark side? Eugh obvs royalty then I’m british after all, we’re made for that sort of thing 🇬🇧

9. What was your childhood career choice?

I didn’t even think about careers till I was like 16 lol so it was probably the same as it is now; marry a millionaire and cruise around the world on my yacht 😉 

10. Any fictional or famous crushes?

Oh my god, are you ready?

Famous - Seth Macfarlane, Raul Esparza, Tom Hiddleston, Richard Armitage, Sebastian Stan, Paul Rudd, James Norton, Benedict Cumberbatch, Allen Leech, Dan Stevens, Domhnall Gleeson, Adam Driver, Charlie Cox, JJ Field, Ewan McGregor, Hugh Dancy, Cillian Murphy, Henry Cavill, Colin Morgan, Bradley James, James McAvoy etc 

*pause for breath* 

Fictional - Frederick Chilton, Rafael Barba, Nevada Ramirez, Loki (all of Tom’s characters basically), Bucky, Sherlock, Kylo Ren, General Hux, Septimus (Stardust), Matthew + Tom from Downton Abbey, Rick Grimes and Negan, Nelson Rathbone (Shanghai Knights), Darcy and Daniel from Bridget J etc etc 

11. If you could recast any role/character, who would it be and why?

Get rid of Elijah Wood as Frodo, Martin Freeman should of played frodo, I mean I know he plays Bilbo but you could have just got Ian Holme from LoTR to play him, if they’d have made the hobbit first before the lord of the rings and if Martin was around back then lol 

My Questions:

1. If you could insert yourself into a disney film, which would it be?

2. A broadway production you would love to see live?

3. A film you literally just can not stand?

4. If you could be best friends with any celebrity, who would it be?

 5. If you went to comic con, who/what would you cosplay as?

6. A show from your childhood that you still watch?

7. A food you just can’t live without?

8. A language you would love to learn?

9. Fictional/famous crushes?

10. If you could only watch one movie for the rest of your life, what would it be?

11. A fictional character who deserves better?

I tag - @ventixx @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds @mrschiltoncat @fizzy-custard @ghostofachancewithyou @chiltonsfluffyhair @dreila03 @locke-writes @justraulesparza @midsomersurvivor-blog @sofuckingchuffed and anyone else who wants to do it! 

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Hello yes today’s prompt’s nature and I’m super weak for Bakugou feeling mushy feelings (though you’re being weird again Blasty stop that)

IT IS NATIONAL ENCOURAGE A YOUNG WRITER DAY, FRIENDS. 

SO. 

I encourage you. 

You fanfic writers, whether or not you write 100K of epic smut or 150 words of adorable fluff. 

I want you to keep writing, no matter how many comments, likes, kudos or subscribers you get. 

Write what makes you happy. Share what makes you gleeful. Make friends with your work and don’t be afraid to write boldly. 

Comment on what you love, rec it, reblog it–make sure the writer knows that it made you happy. You might just make their day. 

And to all of you who reblog with love in the tags, who like it and shout at me on messenger. Thank you. Seriously. I write for those moments. <3

Just remember, that we got this. Okay? So keep writing!

Pidge: Ok, so don’t get too excited, but I’ve worked out a way to connect the laptop to the internet…
Lance: Pidge how the quiznak did you think I was not going to get excited about this?!?!?!
Hunk: Anything I can help with?
Pidge: Ok, so the thing is that from our end it’s pretty simple right, I mean it’s just a case of sending and receiving correctly coded signals, and my laptop has the inbuilt hardware for all that. The real problem is that we’re light years away, and even with the ship’s range, it’d take years for our signal to reach Earth, and we can’t use the speed-enhanced Altean frequencies because it has to fit in with the existing architecture, and then coming back there isn’t enough range anyway and-
Keith: Pidge, breathe
Pidge: …Anyway, if we had a way to transport the signals instantly we could simply relay them back and forth through, say, a wormhole specifically designed to transport waves rather than matter?
Hunk: But the only way to do that is if….
Pidge: … yeah
Shiro:
Lance:
Keith:

Shiro: I can’t believe you’re seriously debating asking the princess to use her Altean energy so the castle can get a wifi signal
Shiro: *leaves*
Other paladins: *ashamed shuffling*
Five minutes later
Shiro, running back into the room: SHE SAID YES!!

A story from the line at McDonald's
  • Me: okay so my sexuality's a complicated deal so let's just call me queer as hell
  • Friend: nono I wanna know can't you explain it
  • Me: well ok mainly I am asexual which means I don't want to do the do nor do I long for it, so it has nothing to do with lack of confidence or anything like that, I simply don't find anyone sexually attractive
  • Friend: right right
  • Me: but I'm also bi romantic. The sexual and romantic attraction are different, and I still fall in love and want to have physical contact with my partner, I just don't need the hanky panky
  • Friend: right cause you have a girlfriend that's pansexual right
  • Me: exactly and as long as we're both happy with not doing the rumba naked, that's a valid relationship
  • Friend: I get it, I get it... I didn't know the entire sexual and romantic orientations were different
  • Me: yeah I know it was an eyeopener for me when I found ou-
  • Lady behind us in line: excuse me so sorry but I couldn't help but overhear but I didn't know half of what you just said and I was just wondering what that thing your girlfriend was is, pansexual?
  • Me: *awkward glance at friend* oh uh I'm not an expert or anything and uh ok so basically it's similar to being bisexual, but there's less value in what gender the one you're attracted to is, at least as I understood it. So a bisexual would be attracted to a person despite their gender, a pansexual wouldn't really care at all in a way uh I'm sorry I'm bad at explaining
  • Lady behind us in line: that's alright I can look it up myself later you gave me a general idea! So where did you find out these things, you're pretty young?
  • Me: well, Internet. Once you're a bit confused about what you might be you usually go looking for explanations...
  • Lady behind us in line: so uh in theory... It's fine if you don't know, I just want to check with you... Is there a thing called aROMANTIC? like you're asexual, is there a equivalent to the romantic orientation you mentioned?
  • Me: oh yeah, absolutely! You can be both asexual and aromantic, or aromantic and heterosexual, literally all combinations are possible!
  • Lady behind us in line: *smiles LIKE REALLY GODDAMNED GENUINELY* thank you so much, I did not know that. *fishes up phone from pocket* now if you excuse me, I'm going to call my mother and tell her I'm not crazy for never having been married or stayed with one guy for long despite being 50+ but still has three children! *steps out of line and walks off while dialing*
  • Friend: wow that was... Amazing
  • Me: see how happy she got? That's the power of right information.
  • And that's why I've been smiling since this happened.

@thunderboltsortofapenny said: No no let’s do this! Why would steve need to be fake married. Or why would bucky need to be fake married to Steve. We need a reason. #Viper do the thing #It’ll be fun!

So I did the thing, and it’s stupid and terrible, but here, have it:


Bucky’s an EMT. Normal guy, just living his life, trying to help where he can. And then one day, all of a sudden, the aliens are invading NYC, and Bucky’s out there helping, right in the middle of the danger zone because of course he is.

There’s a fight going on, and a bunch of freaks in weird suits seem to be fighting the aliens, but Bucky doesn’t have much time to focus on anything other than all the people in dire need of medical attention. He does what he can to help, grabs the first metal bar he can find and fights only the aliens getting in his way, and works himself to exhaustion. Then there’s a blast, and it sends a man flying right into the wall next to him.

“Hey, you okay?” Bucky asks, rushing to help him, and though Bucky could’ve sworn the blow was hard enough to crush anyone’s ribs, he’s surprised to see the man–who must’ve been on his way to a costume party–stand up practically unscathed.

He’s got broad shoulders and a strong jaw and eyes of the prettiest shade of blue Bucky’s ever seen, and even with his face covered in soot and grime and blood, Bucky’s heart skips a beat.

For a few seconds the man seems a bit disoriented, then he finally registers Bucky’s presence. “What are you doing here?? Get out of the streets!”

“I was–” Bucky starts, and is cut off by an explosion right above their heads and a bunch of debris raining down on them, and a hand shoving him aside.

When he comes to, which is a surprise in itself, the dust has started to clear, and the man who’s clearly saved his life is carrying him as if he weighed nothing, concern in those beautiful eyes and a big, warm hand pressed tenderly against Bucky’s neck, checking for a pulse.

He locks eyes with Bucky and sighs in relief, the hint of a smile on his plush lips, but the hand remains where it is. “Hi,” he says. “You all right?”

“Y-yeah… Thank you,” Bucky replies, but he doesn’t move to free himself of the man’s arms. His stomach is doing something weird, and the man surely has other people to rescue, but for a few seconds they both just stay there, shell-shocked and staring at each other like the world around them has stopped.

Then something blows up nearby, and the spell is broken.

Carefully, the man helps him to his feet, makes sure Bucky’s in one piece, and then says, “Find shelter, okay? Stay inside.”

Bucky’s not planning to, but he can’t find it in him to tell that to this incredible man, so he slowly licks his lips and nods. Before turning around to leave, the man offers him a small, shy smile.

- - - - -

During the next few weeks after the Chitauri attack on NYC, every single piece of footage of the Avengers fighting against the aliens and helping civilians goes viral. Phone videos, security cameras, blurry pics.

The most popular, by far, is a snapshot of Captain America carrying a guy, who can be seen fighting aliens and helping people in other videos, bridal style, thumb caressing his jaw, and both looking like lovestruck teenagers.

Bucky can’t go to the grocery store or even do his job without being stalked by the paparazzi or Cap’s groupies or just random people wanting to know what his Avenger name is, and for how long he’s been dating Captain America.

- - - - -

“You’ve ruined my life!!” Bucky tells him, because of course, of course Captain America would pick Bucky’s park for his morning run. Of course Bucky’d slip on wet leaves on the pavement precisely this morning, and of fucking course Captain America would just happen to be around to catch him at just the right time. Bucky’s seeing red.

“I’m sorry,” Captain America says, and it’s extremely unfair just how genuine and how much like a kicked puppy he looks.

Christ, Bucky wants to punch him.

- - - - -

Steve’s been living in PR hell.

He’s spent the past weeks “saving” girls and boys alike from getting hit by a bicycle, or fainting, or a fuckton of equally stupid shit.

The second anyone spots Captain America, there’ll suddenly be some kind of dangerous situation going down, and someone hoping Cap will carry them bridal style to safety and maybe fall head over heels in love with them in the process.

Steve is tired and done and ready to get back in the ice for another few decades, and shares Pepper’s worries that someone might actually put themself in real danger soon.

“We should handle this before it gets worse,” Nat says. And Steve agrees, of course, but he just doesn’t know how.

“Just marry the guy,” Clint suggests.

Steve almost chokes to death on his own spit.

“WHAT?”

Clint shrugs. “Why not? Half the world already thinks you’re dating…”

“Clint, he hates me…”

“Only cause people keep pestering him about this. If you two get married it’ll be a circus, but then it’ll blow over. He can’t even do his job right now, right? So you pay the guy for the trouble, yadda yadda, then when this is over you two get a quick divorce, and that’s it. Problem solved.”

For two minutes, no one else opens their mouth. Then:

“He’s got a point…”

“Tony, no,” Steve whines.

“You saw the footage, how he was helping those civilians… If you have to marry someone, he’s not a bad candidate,” Nat says, and then smirks. “Plus, he’s cute.”

Steve already knows he’s lost this battle, but that doesn’t help him feel any better about this. Yes, he’s cute. Yes, he’s a brave and kind and smart guy. Yes, Steve could very easily pretend to be married to him for a while and yes it’d help them both. None of that’s the problem.

The problem is that he kind of really likes the guy.

The problem is that the guy hates him.

This is a really, really bad idea.

i just had to draw something from BOTW and i accidentally fell in love with the optimistic fish prince

but in all seriousness take a headcanon

sidon mentions in-game that when hyrule fell 100 years ago, he was still a child (as they’re talking about mipha’s relationship with link)

so consider this: mipha babysitting a tiny little sidon (who, let’s be honest, would’ve been a huge bundle of joy). she was probably the one who taught him to be nice to everyone (hence the constant motivational speeches).

i feel like here he’s probably just reflecting on what he still remembers of his sister.

please do not tag my art as kin/me/id/etc

I love this pic because there is so much happening here.

while Marner is trying so hard like "I. gotta. pull. him. down.“

Matthews is planning a murder

"don’t dare to oppose my boyfriend or I’m going to kill you on my own if you don’t let him have fun”

and then Kane is seriously worried

“oh my god kid what are you doing, you gonna hurt yourself”

Tantalizing

Originally posted by jikookfantasy

Tantalizing: 01 02 03 04
Ship: Jungkook | Reader
Description: Back in high school, you were nothing more than a nerd Jungkook wanted to deflower, to get a good fuck from. When he sees you at the club, though, things have changed drastically, and his dominance starts to teeter on the edge.
Warning: Cumplay, Degrading Names, Angst, Intercourse, Oral, Orgasm Denial, Thigh Riding
Word Count: 5,965

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anonymous asked:

Have you ever considered doing character fusion art? Sorta like that steven universe thing, except with bnha characters.

Never really thought about doing them before and I dunno why since I love that kinda art??? So here, have the ot3 these were seriously fun

i think it’s really funny that people online and spoiled white college kids throw slurs around to be edgy and make fun of ppl who tell them they’re being dicks because “omg this is real life no one cares about ur feelings!!!”

meanwhile i grew up around career criminals in a very rural area, and the smart ones don’t pull that shit. it’s considered a disrespectful cheap shot that tends to make even people outside of the group you’re dissing respect you less; it’s stupid to boot, because you’re making people feel honor-bound to beat your ass and you don’t know what they’re capable of. there’s even a strong chance even your friends won’t back you up, either, because they know you just pulled some punk ass shit. people who never graduated high school and who have spent more time in prison than on the streets, who know what it’s like to get into a legitimate dangerous situation because someone looked at you wrong, who’ve been in prison riots where suddenly everyone was attacking anyone outside their race, will argue passionately that being racist is ignorant and despicable. 

in my experience they’re more likely to have met, lived with, and befriended a trans woman than some well-educated, affluent liberal -not because they were trying to be “tolerant” or some shit, but because they organically ended up in the same place and had to depend on each other for survival. they make jokes, but if i mention to them that being gay is hard they’ll understand because they know what it’s like to be judged, hated, downtrodden. if they cross a line, i can tell them they disrespected me and expect them to take me seriously because they understand the value of respect, and understand what people are willing to do to get it.

but everyone who tells you you’re a piece of shit for reducing someone to their race, gender, sex or religion is just a whiny triggered sjw, right? lmao. good luck with that shit if you ever find yourself surrounded by people with real problems.

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daehwi’s cover of paper hearts aka the only cover that matters to me rn.

SOMEONE MAKE ME A COMIC OF THIS  P L E A S E
  • Pidge: *successfully hacks into something that saves their asses* Guys i'm in!!!
  • Lance: *was looking over her shoulder the whole time* Holy crow, Pidge, I could kiss you!
  • Pidge: *looks at him seriously* What's stopping you?
  • Lance: what
  • Pidge: what
  • *awkward silence*
  • Pidge: *expectantly waiting* Well?
  • Lance: *secretly hoping that it was some joke*
  • Pidge: *keeps staring*
  • Lance: *realizing that holy s h i t its not*
  • Lance: *internally screaming*
  • Lance: *points to person in the corner* KEITH YOU JERK *gets up and starts arguing*
  • Keith: what did i even do what the fuck

No but seriously what if Dan and Phil actually do get a house this year. Like, what if we’re right about this concept? Will we get cute moving vlogs? How domestic would they actually be considering them getting a house would cement a lot of speculations? Would they end up getting a dog too? What would they name the dog? Would they finally only have one room? Idk I think about this quite a bit.