seriously u u

rynewind  asked:

Tbh one of my fav lines is 'suck my balls l'm out' and the first time I laughed because it took me by surprise but I can't help laughing every single time because of Andy's perfect delivery!! I think day two is my fav day altogether because he's so sure in the beginning that it's everyone else who's wrong and he's so cocky and then his realization that something's not right! Ahhhhhh #youaskedtotalkghdtoyou

Honestly one of the most brilliant parts of that too is that you can hear the little clicking sound after that line that sounds like the door shutting? It’s so unnecessary to include that as they didn’t for Day One but it makes it so much funnier??? And you’re right, Andy’s line delivery is perfect. Honestly Day One is my favorite version of Small Town USA because of “watercolors of bucolic vistas painted by octogenarian spinsters” and the way he says “relentless analysis of the weather” but Day Two is definitely the best of the three overall, especially live with his reaction to the cops entering the diner and the gold lines of “I could help him… But I didn’t yesterday so I better not, I don’t want to mess up the space-time continuum.” and “Do you want me to call someone?” “With what, a dixie cup?!” Plus his listing off of the things that could possibly be happening is always funny to me. Day Two is,, extremely underrated thank you for this. #icryeverytimesomeonetalksghdtome

i always get so bashful when reading the comments left in the tags by people on Remus’ mood summary haha..

his design in those is pretty outdated by now, how is that post still alive

my favorite thing about the spanish harry potter translation is that instead of calling voldemort “the dark lord,” they call him señor tenebroso, which basically means “mr. spooky”

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i M lauGhing so hard anon thANk YOU

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Painted a hurt Fenris and Hawke sneaked in there to kiss him better - went from pure angst to 100% fluff, I do not regret.

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We needed a miracle, and then we got one. This beautiful and special little creature will be a revolution in the livestock industry. Our super pigs will not only be big and beautiful, they will also leave a minimal foot print on the environment, consume less feed, and produce less excretions. And most importantly, they need to taste fucking good. – Okja (2017) dir. Bong Joon-Ho

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Okumura Rin ★ | The lil cute Exorcist |
Happy Birthday to my lovely Minnie~ ( @okita-senpai ) ♡(*´∀`*)人(*´∀`*)♡

tag urself im fabio

  • *something horrible happens*
  • a rightfully concerned individual: omg are you okay?
  • my emotionally stunted air-moon ass: lol, whatever, it's No Big Deal, shit like this happens to people all the time... The Worst Thing I can do is blow it out of proportion,, god forbid I experience Emotions, much less Talk about them lmfao... what am I, five?? don't think so haha nice try but ur barking up the wrong tree here