seriously though this makes me smile

The Dinner Party

just a random idea that came to me in a fever dream earlier this week. rated E for explicit smutty smut smut. enjoy!


“You want me to do what?”

Peeta frowned at her foot, wielding the nail polish brush threateningly. “First, I want you to hold still.” Katniss wriggled her toes defiantly but then obliged, hardly daring to breathe when he swiped the coral nail polish onto her big toe in nice, even strokes. It looked perfect, of course. He could always paint better than she could, even nails.

“Seriously, though. You want me to go to a dinner party with you?” she asked. He glanced up at her with a crooked smile before he started painting her next toenail.

“You make it sound like I’ve asked you to strip naked and run around the block or something,” he said, focusing on her toes. She snorted, then clamped her lips shut when he shot her a warning look. Snorting made her foot jiggle, apparently. “It’s just a dinner party. Delly asked everyone to bring a guest–someone, and I quote, ‘interesting.’ So I’m asking you.”

Katniss stared at the top of his head, his blond curls falling across his forehead as he worked. “But I don’t really know her. And what a weird stipulation,” she said with a laugh.

Peeta shrugged. “Delly likes her theme parties,” he muttered, tongue poking out the corner of his mouth as he delicately painted her pinky toe. Satisfied with his work, he shot her a triumphant smile. “And you’re the most interesting person I know.”

She rolled her eyes. “Says the guy who paints nails better than any girl I know.”

He gave her a look of mock offense. “Are you questioning my masculinity? You know how I feel about rigid gender roles.” Then he held up his hand, palm flat, fingers spread. “And who’s got a steadier hand than me?” She kicked playfully at his hand, and he made a noise of protest, grabbing her ankle to place her foot down on the coffee table. “Don’t mess up my hard work.”

Katniss slumped down into the couch, chewing on her lip. “You know I don’t like people. How am I supposed to be interesting around a bunch of strangers?”

Screwing the nail polish bottle shut, Peeta sat back on his hands. “Just think of it as a challenge. See how often you can work into the conversation that dry wit and razor-sharp sarcasm of yours without them realizing you’re insulting them.”

“Do you want people to hate me?” she asked wryly, folding her arms over her chest. He grinned.

“Delly said interesting. She didn’t say anything about likable.” He laughed when she flipped him off, then pushed off the floor to stand up. “I should head home. But I swear, if you just be yourself, people will love you.” She didn’t think it was that simple. Peeta never had to worry about getting people to like him; it just came naturally to him. But she didn’t argue the point, letting him pull her up from the couch. With cotton balls stuffed between her toes, she wobbled after him to the front door. Grabbing his jacket from the coat rack, he turned to her. “So you’ll come?”

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Both Yuris’ Relationship

Ok but can we talk about how Viktor and Yurio didn’t want Yuuri to retire so Viktor basically told Yurio to win so Yuuri wouldn’t retire?  

I already read some YOI meta about Yuri’s and Yurio’s relationship but this just confirmed I wasn’t the only thinking this: Yurio is actually fond of Yuuri but he doesn’t express it the right way. Or at least he doesn’t know how to express it. Yurio is an emotional rollercoaster. I get it he’s an angsty teen, has a hard past and I know he communicates….not the necessarily right way he still manages to piss me off and then make me smile. Coming back to the topic  I’m pretty sure Yurio didn’t want Yuuri to retire either.

 Even though Yurio told Yuuri to retire at the beginning of the series as seen above I’m sure he didn’t mean it seriously. He actually cares for Yuuri and I know Yurio has been keeping tabs on Yuri’s career as seen in other episodes I have no screenshots for this. It always bothered me since the beginning of the series why Yurio was the only one to acknowledge Yuuri and then episode 12 happened and it was confirmed that Yurio looks up to Yuuri. he noticed Yuuri since the last GPF 

He actually cares for Yuuri even though he shows it in a weird way. I love how Yurio gets his motivation through anger not the best method XD but it gives him a goal set by Viktor. Viktor knows that if Yurio wins Yuuri can’t retire 

Both Viktor and Yurio want to skate with Yuuri and I just wanted to talk about how these characters’ relationships work. Yurio looks up to Yuuri and he knows that Viktor was sad that Yuuri might retire so Yurio gave his best in order for that not to happen.

How the guys show their love (for alunarnamednia)

Kai: Gently but firmly telling her to stop working, trying lame pick-up lines, countless kisses in front of the other leaders, helping her with her mechanic work, going completely OFF at sexist/racist media when they say anything he or she doesn’t like. NICKNAME: “sweet roll” because she loves them so much.

Wolf: Making dinner even though he isn’t that good, comforting hugs when she has nightmares, is the shyest cupcake when it comes to gifts but he is so thoughtful and always gets the right thing. NICKNAME: “alpha” of course!

Thorne: Being overly chivalrous, (appropriate) PDA, lots of little gifts, buys literally anything she mentions liking, will seriously do anything for her, is so not smooth with her but is so adorable. NICKNAME: “darlin’” because can you imagine it! Ahhh!

Jacin: Smiling at everything she says, playing pretend (PRINCESS AND THE GUARD THEY STILL PLAY IT FIGHT ME), sour apple petites, literally agrees with everything she says, glaring at anyone who looks at her wrong. NICKNAME: “trouble” duh.

BONUS:

Kinney: Never making fun of her for being an escort but fighting anyone who does, putting up with countless hours of dress shopping, calls her beautiful, does anything to make her feel more human. NICKNAME: “babe” because I think she would like that

When I get a boyfriend, I don’t want us to be kissing all day. I want a relationship where we can just sit back and relax on the couch playing video games or watching an old movie or eating popcorn together. It doesn’t have to be perfect. No one and nothing is perfect. I just want someone who will make me smile so big that my cheeks hurt or make me laugh until my stomach hurts too much. Someone who I can be around with whether I’m donning my pajamas or random home-wear or an elegant and fancy dress. Someone who makes me feel so lightheaded and carefree that I can’t even think of anything that bothers me. Someone who can make me forget all my problems with just one smile or one cute little thing.
—  a pensive girl feeling lost in her thoughts
jungkookie doesn’t care...

@jikook-love​ told me to do an analysis once. jungkook is totally indifferent to jimin, seriously. you don’t believe me? i have receipts though…

Originally posted by bottomkook

who is that walking in? jimin hyung? who cares, right?

Originally posted by poppytint

‘jimin-hyung, i dont care about you at all, look at me not smile at you.’

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Just think about this

Sam and Dean Winchester cheerleading for you at mini-golf (Even though they’re playing against you because they are nerds)

Dean: FUCK YEAH, HIT THE BALL WITH THE CLUB BABY!

Sam: DEAN, DEAN, LOOK LOOK LOOK SHE’S WINNING, GOOD JOB BABE!

Dean: 2, 4, 6, 8 WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?

Sam and Dean: Y/N! Y/N!  

You: Guys, seriously?

yoosungsowner  asked:

How an awesome blog you have! I really love the things you write. I hope you will keep on what are you doing now. Btw sorry for the bad english ^^

Your English is fine!! Thank you so much for the sweet message. Knowing that people enjoy this blog is really encouraging and makes me so happy! <3 <3 <3

I really love the idea of Chewie as a casual observer to the romance blossoming between Han and Luke.
Seriously though.
Luke bitching to Chewie about how irritating yet sexy Han is, even though he doesn’t speak Wookie.
Han going around punching things because Luke’s smile makes him weak, and Chewie bandaging his hand afterwards while giving him Wookian flirting tips. Seriously. Gimme ALL of the
love-guru-chew-chew.

Nightcrawler x Reader One Shot

Summary: One of Kurt’s favorite hobbies (aside from being a total show-off) is being super needy for your attention irritating you just for the fun of it

Pairing: Kurt Wagner x Reader

You sit curled up on the library couch, immersed in your reading, when the silence is disrupted by a familiar blue mutant.

 “I’m bored.” Kurt peers at you over the book in your hands.

 With a sigh, you moving the book over his face. “Then go bother Peter or someone.”

 “I don’t want to bother Peter, though.” his head pops up between your arms, grinning. “I want to bother you.”

 “I’m busy.” you complain, trying hard not to smile. “You’ll just have to make do.”

 Groaning, he lays his head on your lap. “How could that book be more interesting than me? I can juggle.”

 Despite yourself, you giggle, pushing him away. “Seriously, Kurt. The professor’s been helping me with my telepathy, and I will give you a serious migraine if you don’t leave me alone.”

 “That’s not a very ethical way to use - Ow! My head!”

 “I warned you,” you laugh, ignoring his pout. He sits, unbudging, in front of you with puppy dog eyes.

 Giving in, you groan. “Alright. Just wait twenty minutes, okay?”

 “I can’t wait twenty minutes!”

 “Well, too bad.” you twist yourself around so you can’t see him.

 Finally, you hear a familiar bamf! sound, and you think he’s given up. Smirking smugly, you curl up more into the couch, refocusing on George Orwell’s words - when a long blue tail dangles in front of your nose.

 Looking upwards, you find Kurt hanging from the ceiling, a cheeky grin on his face. “Sorry, Fräulein!” he shouts, before suddenly grabbing your book with his tail, and disappearing.

 “Hey!” you cry, spinning around. He sits perched right behind you now, swaying your book teasingly from side to side.

 “Now can we go to the mall?” he pleads, dodging your desperate hands.

 Sighing, you loop your arms around his neck. He looks at you in confusion, brows furrowed. Was this some sort of diversion? Maybe - suddenly, you press your lips hard against his, and he gasps.

 Pulling backwards, you laugh at the shock frozen across his face. With ease, you pluck the book from his now unmoving tail, settling back in your position. “Just for that, you have to wait thirty minutes.”

 Before you even manage to open the book, however, his face is inches from yours, smiling dumbly. “Now I really can’t wait.”

A/N: this has probably been done before but eh im tired

Kyungsoo’s Ideal type

So my ideal type is a person who I could really talk with.

 If the other is someone I can be open with, our hearts will naturally meet, 

and I’d hope to listen to them as we get closer. 

Also, it would be the best if their smiling face was wonderful.

I like cooking as well, so I really hope I could cook together with the person who I like too.

Though I don’t think I could do anything special, but I can slice things, and I’ll approach it as seriously as if it was something special. It makes me very happy to hear what I made was delicious.

but jongin is his realistic type js

thedarkened-ply  asked:

Why you so beautiful and perfect and sweet and charming and enticing and make me loves chu more everyday?

Hahaha well, I can’t say it’s on purpose. TBH, I’m surprised my blog makes anyone happy. But, you and I have become friends, so it’s a little different than just a fan relationship, but I seriously can’t begin to understand how I’ve gotten such a following. I do enjoy having each and every one of you here though. Many of you are amazing people who just want to see me smile. Thank you for those of you who truly care! Aaannnnddddd I’ve forgotten the question but I love you!

I truly wish Taylor knew how much I love her. I guess since I tend to say it to her a lot, it might be easy to casually pass by a text post letting her know how much love I have for her, and smile. But no, you don’t get it, like I love you so freakin’ much, Taylor. The kind where all I want for you is happiness and genuine smiles and I will eat raw eggs for the rest of my life if that’s what it takes. But seriously please don’t make me do that, I’ll probably die from salmonella. You get the point, though. I love you.

anonymous asked:

OH MAH GAH RAE U FRIENDS WITH MARCO PELLEGRINO!?!?!!! DAS SO COOL ?!?!? I can't I'm sorry this is stupid but I just can't control my laugh. Man, I seriously love the way you support Toni when she gets hate. It's really important to know that someone has ypur back and I'm really glad I can call you a perso I look up to. Stay awesome

Oh, totally. He poses nude while I write smutty fan fiction about him. It’s great times.

Originally posted by instalaugh

Seriously though, that is ridiculous, lmao.

And you are a sweetheart and a half! Thanks for making me smile ^_^ 

Best thing about  season 7 of The Walking Dead?  Carol.  Worst thing?  Not enough Carol.

Seriously.  Like WTF.  There’s been a big damn disturbance in the Force. 

Season 8 better course-correct itself. 

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Stay Up, Please

Leafy has some insomnia and I do, too so I can relate.

This isn’t that good bc I wrote it in like an hour but I really wanted to post more fanfic. I got Overwatch this week so I’ve just been busy playing that lmao.

Enjoy the cute lil fluff!

xxx

I let out a little shriek and pull up the blanket over my eyes. Usually horror movies don’t make me scared, but this movie Calvin picked is just scaring the shit out of me. He, of course is completely unfazed. He pulls me closer and guides my head to his chest. It calms me down even though the movie is still seriously scaring me.

His hand rubs little circles in my back and smiles down at me. “You scared, Princess?”

I nod a little. I didn’t like the movie, but he seemed really into it. I focus on the gentle caresses on my back. My eyelids start to get heavy and I just close them instead of trying to keep them open.

Everything gets kinda fuzzy. I fall into a comfortable little sleep.

It only feels like a few minutes before I’m shaken lightly awaken. I look at the alarm clock on the nightstand. It’s 2 a.m. I guess Calvin finished the movie.

“Hey, sleepyhead.”

“Dude, why’d you wake me up?” I grumble, rolling away from him.

“I can’t sleep.” He whispers in my ear and spoons me, arms around my waist. He kisses up my neck and leaves little bites. Our hands entwine almost instinctively. Every little nip he places on my neck makes my heart flutter. He’s such a cutie.

“Stay up with me, baby.” His voice sent shivers done my spine. I carefully turn around, push him into his back, and lay on his chest. My legs on either side. His strong arms find their way around my hips again. Our lips met in a tired, slow kiss. Late nights (or really early mornings) are nothing new to us. He’s got some bad insomnia that resulted in him having sleepless nights. I don’t mind staying up with him one bit. Our late night conversations are so interesting.

He leans up to kiss me again. Even though it’s pitch black in his room, I can still make out the cute smile on his face. “I love you.”

“I love you, too.”

ofquietthoughtsandbattlecries  asked:

Hi! I'm here for the valentines day match up, if its not too much trouble. I'm a bisexual INFP girl with depression and pretty severe social anxiety. I'm still really friendly, though, and try to be patient and tolerant. I'm the mom friend by far, and I love making people smile so I make a lot of bad dad jokes. I don't get ruffled easily, but its bad when I do, though no one takes me seriously. NSFW with HQ!!, KNB, or OHSHC would be lovely. Thank you so much!

match up: Kiyoshi Teppei

You both have a good time just being together. Kiyoshi enjoys being your rock and easing you through bad times. Especially when he can touch you. His affectionate touches will slowly grow sexual as he adores you. He’ll laugh about not being able to help himself when you are so helpless in front of him. Which is true, your reliance on him makes him nearly obsessed with you. Not in a possessive sense, but a protective one. In his eyes, you are fragile as glass. He’ll be incredibly gentle with you and praise the hell out of your body. Slow and sensual is his usual approach unless you coax him to be rough.

runner ups: Kaoru Hitachiin, Kuroo Tetsurou, Ritsu Kasanoda

lilyshadowwriter  asked:

🍑😱

Where. To. Start…. ;) Well your sims are obviously hot. And we all know I’m a BIG fan of hot sims ;))) But more than that, you’re legit one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. You’re also so excitable & that energy seriously just makes me smile ^___^ All the happy vibes!! And even though you don’t ever trust me…. though why because I’m an innocent angel?!… I enjoy reading your comments & opinions. I can’t even explain how much I appreciate ever one of them ♥

         also i’m 2 tired 2 go into every person’s inbox and spew sappy shit abt why i love them ( i might do it tomorrow though ;^) who knows ) but seriously,, u guys are absolutely wonderful !! all of ur muses are so fuckin GOOD and i love them !! the amount of time and effort u put into a character makes me so happy !! seeing ppl love their muse or develop them further or other such things is so good 2 see !! it makes me smile tbh !! i love u all so so so so much and u all mean the world 2 me, okay ?? smooches !!! <333 continue writing, because holy shit, all of u can write so fuckin well !! and keep creating !! make graphics, art, music, or anything else you love 2 make !! keep bein awesome !! i hope y’all have a great day / night !! <3333

However do you do it?
You know, talk and make such sense.
Writing stories as you go, sounding intense.

How on earth do you do it?
Walk, fall down and then get up only to walk again,
You make everything look strong, even better than imagination.

Seriously though, how do you do it?
Ask and find all the answers,
Aim to deliver,
Always get by and make enough to smile.

You don’t know how, do you?
You and me, we haven’t got a clue.
We do what we do and here we are,
Hustling, bustling and wishin’ on a star.