seriously though i need need need now

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An afternoon date~

and a bonus

  • me @ freeform: pls stop with the sneak peeks, make us wait til the first episode. you're releasing too much, you gotta chill.
  • also me @ freeform: BITCH WTF YOU HAVENT RELEASED ANYTHING IN 11 HOURS 12 MINUTES AND 41 SECONDS!! TF YOU PLAYING AT?? I NEED NEW CONTENT! GIVE US MORE.
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You and I share a bond in Theo Galavan. A passion if you will.

I have never seen three characters more in love with each other. Honestly, Dorian x Celaena x Chaol or nothing. 

Seriously though, go vegan.

Eating animals and their products is not healthy for you, it’s not good to stuff your body with hormones. It is not good to drink puss filled milk which is meant allow a baby calf to grow into a full sized calf, you don’t need that in your body. You don’t need to be eating butter when there are SO many vegan alternatives that taste exactly the same. You don’t need to wear the skin of another creature. You don’t need to support the industries that are throwing male chicks into grinders alive. You don’t need to worry about protein when eating animals is giving you too much and there are options like leafy greens and beans and rice. You don’t need to eat the flesh of another creature, they make cruelty free “meats”. You don’t need to destroy the environment when on a vegan diet you can save 1,100 gallons of water, 45 pounds of grain, 30 square feet of forest, 20 lbs equivalent of CO2 EVERY DAY. You don’t need to kill dolphins and turtles as bicatch of overfishing. You don’t need to only love and support your cats and dogs when you can love and support every animals. You don’t need to turn a blind eye to cruelty. 

You are strong, you have a mind that can think and process information, use it. Go vegan and make a difference.

What have I done

Thaaaaanks tumblr. Y'all have just made me binge watch the entire first season of Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir AND I HAVE FALLEN HARD. DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THAT DAMN UMBRELLA SCENE WITH THE OTP BECAUSE I THINK I’VE JUST DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN. AND DON’T EVEN MENTION THAT CINNAMON ROLL ADRIEN AGRESTE WITH HIS BAD PUNS AND HEART OF GOLD. NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR SEASON 2 BY KILLING MYSELF WITH FANART AND FANFICS. I hope you are happy.

I mean what is this

Can they just get married already

and then this happened in the future

LET’S CHANGE THAT INTERUPTION BUT OH WAIT HE DOESN’T EVEN REMEMBER THIS OK JUST STAB ME IN THE HEART

Look at this cuteness

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such fab

such god damn

In conclusion, they are made for each other so enjoy some cute gifs of them:

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BUT SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THAT THAT’S ADRIEN AND HE DOESN’T KNOW THAT’S SHE'S LADYBUG AJFVEPRJEJIVNOEFH

Gotta close commissions until I get caught up. 

You guys are amazing, thank you so much for all of your help! :)

It’s all going towards kitty medicine and a new home! 

(thankfully the insurance is going to cover our car accident, so we don’t have to worry about any of that.)

@illyriantremors replied to your post “LESLIE WRITE THE THING WE WANT TO SEE THE THING.“ 😉”

THE MOR NESSIAN ONE THOUGH

@cass-ian replied to your post “LESLIE WRITE THE THING WE WANT TO SEE THE THING.” 😉”

YASSSSSS IM SO EXCITED IM FINALLY GONNA GET A TRUE CASS/NESTS/MOR THREEWAY THAT I DONT HAVE TO WRITE

@catastrophicallyinlovewithbooks reblogged your post “LESLIE WRITE THE THING WE WANT TO SEE THE THING.“ 😉”

MESTIAN!!! OH GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE HEARD AND I NEED IT NOW!

The Moriel camping one sounds right up my alley as well. Basically all of them are fab and I need them all, Leslie!

Wow, y’all are clearly excited for this (Mor + Cass + Nesta). I didn’t really know it was a thing, I need to pay better attention. Totally going with mestian as the ship name, though.

But I am seriously going to have like… at least four docs open… writing all these things tonight and for a while… so don’t talk to me.

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Keep in bright constant motion, or the whole illusion will collapse in on itself. Thou shalt not tempt the Lord of thy God. Nor was it wise to tempt angels, even of the fallen sort. - Magnus Bane, The Bane Chronicles.

Dedicated to my good pal, partner-in-meta and unabashed Magnus fangirl, @hikaru9

Ok so, what follows is a true account and I need help figuring out what the hell happened today.  At 7:30ish am this morning, an elderly man walked over and came in the gas station I work at and went into the men’s restroom.  No one noticed this until we received three complaints from customers over the course of a few hours that there was someone in the men’s room and could they please use the women’s room because of it.  Finally at around 10:30am, the store died down and my comanager went to knock on the mens room door and ask if anyone was in there.  No reply.  So my comanager went to the backroom and checked the cameras and saw the old man go in, but never come back out.  Assuming the worst she called the police, who couldnt get the door open, so they called the fire department and an ambulance assuming the old man was hurt or dead.  The fire department came and finally got into the restroom and no one was in there.  Just a large pile of shit in the toilet.  Our cameras run continuously, there’s no glitch in the feed. The footage has been reviewed four times, once by the cops, and the old man goes in but never fucking leaves.  The door can only be locked if it is closed.  So where the hell did the old man go and how did he do it?

for real though i would watch the shit out of an episode where dark hook is desperately trying to do his best to convince everyone he’s awful while making sure they don’t get hurt (and dropping truth bombs) like

rumple: *nicks himself shaving*
dark hook: *poofs in and fixes it* IT’S NOT A FAIR FIGHT IF YOUR UGLY MUG IS DAMAGED, CROCODILE

belle: *cuts her hand on something in the shop*
dark hook: *poofs in and fixes it* NEXT TIME I’LL KILL YOU REPTILE SNOGGER

granny: *makes bad meatloaf*
dark hook: *throws it all away* THERE YOUR REPUTATION IS SAVED, YOU ONLY MAKE TERRIBLE MEATLOAF ELDERLY TERMAGANT

henry: *tries to drive david’s truck again*
dark hook: *literally poofs the entire truck away* FEAST YOUR FAILURES SOMEWHERE ELSE YE INDECENT STRIPLING

david: *walks toward arthur*
dark hook: *knocks arthur the fuck out*
dark hook: you cut me deep, bro
dark hook: TIME TO BECOME EVIL CHARMING
dark hook: *tethers the darkness to him*
charming: *switches the salt and sugar shakers while laughing maniacally*

snow: *can’t pay attention to baby neal for 1 second while doing something else, he wriggles toward something hot or whatever*
dark hook: *poofs in, picks him up* LITERALLY YOU NAMED YOUR SON AFTER YOUR DAUGHTER’S DOUCHEBAG EX I AM ALL THE DARK ONES AND WE ARE LIKE 500 YEARS OLD AND WE DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT DECISION SO REALLY JUST A LOT OF FAIL THERE BYE

regina: *is putting on makeup*
dark hook: *appears behind her in the mirror and just laughs the entire time she’s applying eyeliner* YOU TOTALLY NEVER DID TO ANYONE ELSE WHAT ZELENA DID TO ROBIN SO THAT’S COOL RIGHT

robin: *is trying to shoot dark hook*
dark hook: *keeps catching all the arrows and giving robin advice on what terrible scary movies to show roland to scar him for life*

emma: okay what the hell you’re the worst villain i have ever heard of?
dark hook: but you have heard of me

nimue: lololol savior he’s mine now and he’s my puppet to do my evil bidding
dark hook: *stabs the shit out of her*

dark hook: surprise bitch
dark hook: betcha didn’t see that coming