seriously though i have no idea what's going on

okay but

Singer!Graves maneuvering this type of microphone

while either screaming into it or whispering?

His fingers are hovering over it, like he wants to cup it, while his eyes close and voice goes into a tenderly sweet tone.

His lips are practically touching the cold metal as he whispers into it.

Fans are going crazy. They would do anything to get that microphone.

He also tends to pose dramatically with the pole.

Bonus: Graves shamelessly ruts against the pole thing and he’s sure some brains got short circuited.

Bonus 2: Throw into the mix the super flustered fan Newt, who is always admiring beautiful things from afar, and who just happened to be squashed into the front row by Queenie. He wants to run away. He’s so close to his celebrity crush, he barely can keep himself on feet. His knees buckle from time to time though. He’s flushed a deep shade of red as he stares mesmerized at the stage, at Graves.

He barely registers the shove Queenie gives him before he’s catching the MICROPHONE and he raises his eyes shocked, and he sees Graves smirking and then he winks at Newt.

Newt faints.

NCT 127 + Ten Reaction to: A Girl Joining The Group

@thekpophut hope you enjoy! ~

Edit: also @lol-i-have-know-idea ty for pointing out I forgot Ten lol!! I keep getting confused w all the members … I might need need to cut back on the no. I write for … >.< but ty, seriously!


Taeil: He’s super … awkward. He wants to be a loving big bro but isn’t good at expressing his emotions so he’s distant. He’s very loving though and gives good advice, you just need to approach him first. Won’t stop you doing what you want e.g going to a party. But he does warn you about not getting too drunk or going home with a stranger. And is willing to wait up and be your ride, if you need one. Also willing to help you entertainment wise, in any way he can. But like with your personal life, you need to approach him first.

Originally posted by taei

Johnny: Acts like he’s an innocent big brother but secretly, just between you two, he’s the “cool” bro. He hooks you up with his hot friends and sneaks you alcohol if you’re of legal age. While the others may say “Oh that skirt is too short,” he’s the one who smuggles the skirt out so you pass by the others in jeans but change into it in the car on the way to the party. Oh, yeah about those parties … Any one that he dj’s, he invites you to (one again, only if you’re legal age). Johnny doesn’t shelter or coddle you. If you’re not practicing hard enough then he’ll definitely tell you off. And he’ll also slip you dental dams/condoms and warn you about safe sex too. There’s no nonsense with him haha.

Originally posted by withsuh

Taeyong: Is warm and inviting. Makes sure to include you in all their gags and games, treating you like one of the boys but also … not. He includes you but treats you like a delicate flower, yelling at the others if they hit you with a ball or curse around you. He just wants to protect you, esp. as you face a lot of haters, being the only girl in the group.

Originally posted by neotechs

Yuta: ”Oh great, another member. Just what NCT is lacking!” he jokes. It’s an antagonistic brother-sister relationship, where you act like enemies but he would fight anyone who hurt your feelings. Ok, maybe not fight, but he would definitely sass them out. On shows, he always says snappy remarks to your haters that leave the viewers in stitches.

Originally posted by nkmtos

Doyoung: Tries too hard to seem friendly and welcoming, to the point where it’s awkward. But once you get used to each other, he’s less awkward to talk to. Wants to be the one to help you fit in so if you form the strongest bond with him, he’ll be really chuffed.

“I already have a brother and now I have a sister,” he says fondly, whenever an interviewer asks about you.

Originally posted by doyoungce

Ten: Immediately calls you his “sister.” He’ll always drag you along to play games or cook, so you’re not bored or feeling excluded. He ensures that you fit in quickly. And hardly even notices that you’re a girl. He’s comfortable enough around you to even fart and not wash his hands lol

Originally posted by tenchittaphonsnose

Jaehyun: May be a little flirtatious but only in a friendly way, to boost your confidence. He knows that SM would murder you both if there was a romantic relationship so his comments are strictly platonic, meant to encourage you.

“Don’t worry about the anti’s! You’re beautiful and talented. You make the rest of us look worthless ~”

Originally posted by yonges

Winwin: Takes super good care of you. Knows that being an idol requires hard work and as the only female, you’ll be under even worse scrutiny than the others. So can be a harsh critic of your dancing skills but when you practice hard and impress him, he’ll treat you to ice cream. It’s a very “firm but loving older brother” relationship.

Originally posted by yutaejpg

Mark: Tries to act like you’re just another group member BUT YOU’RE NOT YOU’RE A GIRL OMG WHAT SHOULD HE DO??!?!?!?!? Will take some time to relax around you, since he’s overly conscious of the gender difference. But once he relaxes, he stops seeing you as a girl and more as a member of NCT.

Originally posted by beautaeilful

Haechan: If you’re younger, he will take pleasure in teasing and annoying you. Pulling your hair, flicking your ear, making smart remarks about “Oh this move is too hard for a girl” or “Should we really say things like this in front of a weak girl?” But he’s only doing it to annoy you and not bc he actually believes that girls are worth less than boys.

Originally posted by haenyan

If you’re older, he’s all sugar and spice and everything nice. He’s a perfect angel, always complimenting you and being polite. He’s doing it so you will buy him things and to ensure that he’s your favourite member.

“Noona, I love you.”
“I love you too, Haechannie. That’s why you’re my favourite member!”
*smug smirk*

Originally posted by donghyukslee

Being in love with your mortal enemy is only acceptable when you’re under a spell.

Update: In the two and a half months or so since I read Carry On, my Word document of fanfiction is now just under 30,000 words long. … Though now that uni is back I probably won’t be writing as much (that said, I’ll probably think of some great new idea overnight that I can’t wait to start writing). Maybe I should write shorter fics. Anyway, here is 7.5k words of fluff.

SIMON:

‘I think I’ve finally got it,’ Penny announces while we’re at the breakfast table.

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Political Animals-Part 6

This is an A/B/O AU.  You are the Omega artist daughter of Naomi Novak, a world-class heart surgeon who is running  for Mayor of New York City.  After a meeting where your mother’s advisors call you a “liability”, she tells you that if you don’t do as your told she will cut you off.  You storm out and wind up in a bar a few blocks away.

The hottest Alpha you have EVER laid eyes on with a scent so mouthwatering you’re practically drooling offers to buy you a drink.  It’s just a drink, right? What do you have to lose? Only everything.

Characters: Omega! Reader, Beta! Naomi Novak, Alpha! Castiel Novak, Omega! Meg Novak, Claire Novak, Jimmy Novak, Alpha! Sam Winchester, Alpha! Dean Winchester, Alpha! John Winchester, Omega! Jo Harvelle

Big thanks to @moansmisha  for letting me use some of her ideas from this post.

Text messages are highlighted in BOLD

Master List

Part 1 (all parts are linked)

The minute Sam and I touched, it was though a switch flipped inside me. Everything around me seemed to fade away slightly in comparison to him.  His hands gripped my arms as he backed me against my closed door.

All I could think about was my need for him.  Our lips met in a clash of tongues and mouths as he kissed me until I had to pull away so I could breathe.  “Need you Alpha.” I whispered.

Sam’s eyes darkened as his hands tangled in my hair.  I leaned my head to the side, exposing my neck to him.  His scent was making my head spin.  We were so wrapped up in each other that neither of us seemed concerned with the fact we were practically have sex in the hallway where anyone could see.

“Unlock the door, Y/N.”  Sam demanded.

My hands were shaking as I tried to fit the key into the lock.  As soon as I had the door open, I tugged his hand and we spilled into my apartment. 

“Help me out of this damn dress!” I begged. I felt like if I didn’t get him inside me in the next 2 minutes I was going to jump out of my skin. He stood behind me, yanking the zipper down as my dress pooled in a puddle at my feet.  I turned and kicked the offending garment away.

Sam’s large hands cupped my ass as he ground his pants covered erection into me.  Free of the confining dress, clad in only my panties and bra, I wrapped my legs tightly around his waist.  My pussy began to throb with the need to be filled, and slick poured out of me. I bit back a moan. 

Sam reached out a long arm and cleared the top of the table off with one swipe of his hand.  Papers, brushes and other art supplies tumbled to the floor, and I heard the sound of glass breaking.  Even that didn’t pierce the haze of desire that was consuming me.  We weren’t even going to make it to the bedroom.

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Amortentia

“There’s a point where you know that something you enjoy is hurting you in the long run, and you do it anyway, because it feels good in the moment.”

Chapter 2/9 (AO3 or FFnet)

(Awesome aesthetic is by @jadepresley, click the title to read from the beginning)

Summary:

A year-long experiment in modifying and neutralising Amortentia has unforeseen side-effects for Harry.

Excerpt:

“Piss off, Potter.”

Harry jerked backwards. He’d arrived at Malfoy’s table without even realising.

“Seriously?” Malfoy drawled, sounding annoyed. “Stop staring at me like some stupid first year. Say your piece and then sod off. I have an essay to write.”

Harry scowled, annoyed that Malfoy wasn’t even looking at him while he talked to him.

“I don’t want to crucio you.”

Malfoy looked up, his quill halfway to his inkpot. He looked surprised, and then his brows furrowed together as his gaze darted over Harry’s face, as if he was looking for clues that he was lying.

“I mean it, Malfoy,” Harry said, glad that his voice was firm, even though he had no idea what to say. “I may hate you, but not that much.”

Malfoy put his quill down. “You have an interesting way of showing it.”

“Did you seriously think I hated you enough to do that?”

Malfoy’s expression was unreadable, and Harry tried not to fidget. He didn’t like talking to him like that. He felt restless, and didn’t know where to look. He didn’t want to start a fight, since he wanted Malfoy to know he wasn’t going to curse him without provocation, and definitely not with an Unforgivable. At the same time, he wanted a fight. Fighting was so easy. It kept him at a distance, and that was all Harry knew how to deal with. That was probably why he was having such a hard time living in the same dorm as him. It was too close, he was seeing sides of Malfoy he hadn’t before. He didn’t like it. Everything was easier when Malfoy was still that same nasty bastard he’d always been.

“Honestly? I don’t know,” Malfoy said, sounding disturbingly honest. “Sometimes you get this look in your eyes, and I check to see where your wand is.”

Harry looked away, feeling sick.

“That’s not just you though,” Malfoy said, sounding regretful. Harry looked back to catch Malfoy lowering his hand, as if he’d been about to touch him. “I got used to checking who had a wand in their hands when they were angry. It’s a habit now.”

“I’m not like them!” Harry hissed, horrified and insulted.

Malfoy stared at him for a few moments, and Harry wanted to turn and walk away, but found himself trapped by that look.

“It’s not nice, is it?” Malfoy said quietly. “Being compared to them.”

Harry felt sick and angry again. “I was never one of them!”

Malfoy looked away again. “No. I realise comparisons are easier for someone who was one.” He touched his left arm for a moment, then picked up his quill again. “So you won’t crucio me, good to know. I still have an essay to write, now sod off.”

“You really don’t make civility an inviting option, you know.”

Malfoy chuckled. “You don’t give me a real chance.”

anonymous asked:

Prompto taking his daughter to see his favorite birdies when she was little vs a teen?

Sorry for the wait!!! I’ve been going back and forth with ideas on this one for weeks. AHHhHhHh my brain. 

Father Daughter Tradition

Ilaria’s first visit to Wiz’s Chocobo Post was always a day her parents would remember. She as only a pinch older than two months old, but when her bright blue eyes laid upon the presence of a big yellow chocobo she was in love. 

“Like father, like daughter, right?” Wiz chuckled, ruffling Ilaria’s hair as she was cradled in her mothers arms. “Just put a camera in her hand and I won’t be able to tell ‘em apart.”

“I tell him the same thing every day,” you said, turning to watch your husband with a bright smile as he snapped picture after picture. “I swear, since the second Ilaria was born he hasn’t put the camera down. We’ve already filled an entire scrapbook.”

“I think we’re gonna have enough photos for another scrap book just from today. C’mon! Let’s introduce her to the chocobos!” Prompto put his camera into the small pack that rested on his hip and led his wife and child onward. 

By the age of two, Ilaria had picked out names for all the Chocobos and formed a relationship with each and every one of them.

Week after week, month after month, year after year, Prompto and Ilaria continued to visit the Chocobo Post nearly every week.

The birds returned her adoration. They all loved her like she was part of their flock.  

Whenever they saw her walk into the stables they would kweh with excitement.  

Wiz even earned the title of “Uncle” over the years. As the man that taught her how to properly ride and herd chocobo, Ilaria and him had a close friendship.


High school had been difficult for poor Ilaria. And it was only her freshmen year. 

3 more long years of this crap. Ugh. 

The blonde fourteen year old shrugged her backpack off her shoulder and onto the shag carpeting in the living room. She dove face first in the cream colored leather couch. “Ughhhh,” she groaned into a pillow. 

“Lari?” Her father familiar chipper voice rang out from the back den. “You home?”

UGHHHHHHH,” she responded increasing her volume even as the pillow still muffled her cries. 

“Bad day, huh?” Prompto frowned as he exited the den and walked over to the couch. His daughter didn’t move a single inch. With a sigh, he maneuvered himself closer to her, sitting inches from her feet. “Anything you wanna talk about?”

“My friends are jerks and math is hard. The end,” Ilaria glanced up to her father, allowing him to see the single tear falling from her right eye.

“Aw, sweetheart,” Prompto felt his heart breaking into pieces. “Is there anything I can do to help?” 

“Of course not, dad. That would be too simple of a solution,” she grumbled frustratedly, burying her head back into the pillow. “ARGHHH!” Her muffled shriek hit Prompto like a bolt of lightning.

Prompto huffed out a sigh, his eyes glancing down at the floor as he racked his brain for a solution. 

“That’s it!” Prompto exclaimed. 

Ilaria shot up to stared at her father.

“I’ve come up with a new recipe!” The blonde man gave his best impersonation of Ilaria’s Uncle, Ignis Scientia. 

“Dad, what the heck?” Ilaria couldn’t help but giggle. 

“Seriously though, I have a great idea. Why don’t we go visit the chocobo post?”

Ilaria eyed her father blankly. 

“I know we haven’t been able to visit often since you’ve been busy with homework… but I think you need some serious cheering up. The kind of cheering up only a chocobo could give you.”


“Hey Sunshine, I missed you these past few weeks,” Ilaria muttered to the Golden Chocobo she had gained a strong relationship with. 

Kweh,” Sunshine responded with a quiet caw, nuzzling his beak into Ilaria’s gentle hands. 

“Hehe,” the girl giggled. “I wish I could take you to school with me.  You don’t tease me about my freckles.

Kweh! Kweh!” The golden chocobo flapped his wings and kicked his left foot against the straw covered stable ground. 

“I’m sure you’ve been feeling restless all day. Would you like to go out for a ride?”

Kweh!” Sunshine pushed forward, enthusiastically trotting to the stable doors, beside Ilaria’s father. 

“Can I go out for a ride dad?” Ilaria asked, already gathering up her saddle 

“I don’t think I can say no,”  Prompto chuckled, patting Sunshine’s back as it restless awaited for Ilaria to prepare him for their ride. “He’s real excited to see you.”

Ilaria grinned as she walked to her Chocobo and tossed her saddle over his back. “Thank you, dad, for taking me here tonight. I feel ten times better already,” she turned to her father and latched her slender arms around his neck.  “I love you.”

“Anytime Lari. I’d do anything to see that beautiful smile of yours.” 

"I can't take criticism so I send out my minions from 4chan out to get you" blocklist

I’ll be honest, I do not get what are these peoples deal but they seem to always get on the bad side of everyone and they can get to this very contrarian personality from 4chan /v/ so I’ll just take that a hint to making a list of them, they aren’t fascists by any means, crypto-fascists at the least, but they often gobble up the worst of people from this website and have probably been co-opted by fascists multiple time because of their apatheticness and coyness, the whole “I’m not a SJW! I don’t like protesters, fighting for something is dumb!” kind, shit they aren’t even probably right-wingers so this is a very special blocklist because I keep seeing them on tumblr whenever something bad happens, in fact i see so many fascists on this site only follow these people, so it’s probably better to block them to cut off their social rings immediately. 

–The list that has probably already been made once–

moontouched-moogle - Not much interesting to talk about here they’re just this hive mind for /v/ people. They kind of helped me build this list a bit. 

thefeelofavideogame - This guy never catches a break of not minding their own business and can’t help but feel cynical about anything but just ‘vidya’

nentindo - This one deserves a special mention because they’re 15 years old so it’s better to just block them and ignore them in advance rather then let them act elitist, i mean jeez kid you’re 15 you BARELY experienced life yet. Like really this amount of them surrounding themselves by adults that don’t wish them the best is an unhealthy obsession for them at it is. 

inkerton-kun - Dontcha hate when a porn artist has to have a ‘personality’

steven-universe-official - Kind of like the grand papi of this gang, I don’t even need to tell people to block them because I think about everyone does already due them sending their weird combination of anti-feminist fans around sending hate to anyone that would do criticism against their shitty attitude, technically in the recent years they kind of toned down on going around spewing bullshit and being THE uncle tom but it’s good to double check

dream-cassette - Oh this one I’ve heard of the most! Used to make child porn by the name of hoshime, in the name of rule 34, along the lines she deleted her original blog because she believed the obviously fake “down with cis” situation was the biggest EXAMPLE OF BIGOTRY in the world and the not absurd at all rival towards inequality (ignoring how it works systematically) and ever since then she’s been hanging out with the anti-sjws. 

thathomestar - I think they used to be a 100% gamergater but then again almost everyone here on this list was at one point. They still have that suspicious aura of “all the misery in the world is the left-wing’s fault for fighting back against their human rights being removed rather than just submitting!”. Says everything that is politically incorrect is just a joke, might be just a weird case of /pol/’s law (haha, get it?)

mr-cappadocia - Also an infamous gamergater, they sorta hold a grudge so much against social justice they end up sounding like they’re high on sherm. You know those try-hards that sound REALLY hard to sound politically incorrect? Yep! They sound like that. I also recommend blocking leopirate too as they are also a hotspot for gamergaters. Both are pretty terrible Islamophobic people. 

takashi0 - The OG Anti-SJW Brony of Tumblr! What a title. 

shitpost-senpai - I don’t even know why this guy’s on this list they’re just a 100% obvious fascist to the point they won’t stop being antisemitic about everything but hey, I guess because they like anime and metal gear rising that’s enough for them to fit in this blocklist… They’re also constantly being reblogging by this social ring of people and could just be the reason why a sum of people don’t trust them. 

maoh - They hate it when people fight back against oppression in general, the old cuck-like mentality of “No, don’t do anything, don’t fight back and die and it will be a win!” without knowing that peaceful protest holds no consequence and allows fascists to do anything they want to do at any time while removing human rights. They’re very petty about god damn children rather than just let them be too. What kind of an adult is this? Kind of funny that they changed their description recently from “I dislike the left-wing of tumblr” to “zero tolerance for faux morality and art censorship”, dude got some brand new codewords to pass off “I hate criticism” and “I’m a nazi sympathizer cuck and I’ve been brainwashed by the enemy to say that violent dynamics, no matter how history shows the story otherwise, is ineffective in justice and is villainous, anyways let me just frantically love an anime where they beat someone up”. It’s basic praxis and how the world works! 

shameshack - Ey! the-cringe-channel, known for producing their own cringe content because for some odd reason they keep ignoring the academic values of things and brush ofF everything in the world as mindless paranoia but probably aren’t a very smart person themselves and would rather waste their life making fun of kids and fueling the quickly made anti-sjw blogs on this website that all have urls like “tumblr-is-dumb-because-i-hate-minorities”, out of everyone who acts coy about why people dislike them, this one acts the most coy out of them all, what a malicious kind of guy. I really don’t know if they legit don’t get how things work in the real world because they take silly things seriously and serious things as if they were silly. Have you ever tried living life once where you have to don’t have to keep insecurely looking down on others that are just harmless oddities to fuel your ego or what?

–End Of List– 

Just copy and paste each url onto your blocklist if you wanna. 

Again I repeat these guys aren’t “fascists” and will deny they’re “anti-sjw” (Even though they don’t do anything to show for it besides say “Oh don’t worry we make fun of anti-sjws too! But we sound exactly like them when we go against our vague idea of social justice”), but fascists and crypto-fascists always seem to be around these people because they act coy about it all the time for the sake of being contrarians. They don’t want to care about them being followed by neo-nazis, just the power of having many followers that come straight from 4chan’s /v/! Almost the same as sympathizers.  

It’s the same odd link towards people who take video games and substancless anime too seriously and… Neo-Nazis, seriously what’s up with that? Anyways be careful when you criticize anime or them and don’t have them checked! 

Special mentions: KanColle fans I guess? Moe anime attracts a lot, and I guess that’s what happens when a medium genre is 100% bottom feeders towards substanceless girls just being cute, blogs with gray backgrounds, the nihilists that blog about trump jokes “ironically” (poe’s law), youtube celebrities, it’s more about ethics in games journalism and not objective game design. It’s not like they can’t be analytical ABOUT EVERYTHING right. Like how video game game design isn’t the only analytical theory in the world to take into consideration when criticizing media. Why is it always the gamers? 

Won’t say it again! Act coy about it all you want but take the loss because you guys have negative connotations and never really worked on it. 

This isn’t a “Reach” like a lot of you guys keep blaming it to be one or just belittle it as just “discourse” (the most thrown around word ever), the fact is just that you simply won’t accept the weight of your actions by either doing bullshit yourselves or allowing fascists to co-op your communities because you guys aren’t actively critical at all despite your contrarian image. 

Anyways this blog’s been moving slow (Which is good! Unless they’ve just been more secretive) to the point I gotta make a list out of these infamous dudes that i’m pretty sure everyone on tumblr already blocks or at least is suspicious about the people who reblog from them so i’m gonna go jack off to hentai rather than cowardly reblog ecchi to my blog to remind people I do indeed jack off to anime have no mistake about it. 

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Artyom emerged from his room with his girlfriend… aaaaaaaand…. this looks like they’re going to have some weird romantic alone time in the pool doesn’t it.  That’s exactly what it looks like.

…. they totally weren’t PLANNING on doing that.

If you see Jun in the window half-pining it’s because she still wanted a romp.

I really have no idea what any of this is.

“Playing tag”.

…… riiiiiight.  >_>;

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Hello there, dear writerly friends!

Over the last year I’ve gotten hundreds (if not thousands :0) of writers sending me their story-ideas and asking me if they’re ‘good.’ Now, instead of continuously copy-pasting the same response, or worse ignoring them, I decided to format my thoughts into a nice-and-simple test c;

Now, since I have a feeling some of you still have questions, let me post here my answers to the responses I’ve gotten from this test:

Is this seriously the test?

Yes. Just 3 questions. Not more. Not less.

You’re saying that if I find the story-idea 'fun’ to write, then I’m good to go?

Yes.

Even though you know nothing about my story-idea?

Nope. I don’t care what your story is actually about. All I care about is that you have fun. Seriously. If you have fun writing it, the reader will be able to tell. It’s easier to be passionate about something you enjoy. On the flip-side, have you ever read anything that was written by someone who clearly was not having ANY fun? Ask your English teacher if they can tell when someone actually enjoyed writing an essay. You may be able to half-ass a cake and make something edible, but you can’t half-ass a book and expect people to like it.

Even though I think this story idea is similar to that of another book?

Jorge Luis Borges said that there are only 4 types of stories: a love story between two people, a love story between three people, the struggle for power, and the journey. The truth is that, really, the idea for the story does not matter. It’s not what you say, but how you it say that matters. And, I don’t know about you, but I think it’s easier to get your voice across when you’re actually enjoying the process of writing c;

How do I make my story-idea more 'fun’?

Be honest with yourself. Write about what excites you. You don’t have to write about anything you don’t care about, or meet some sort of imaginary guidelines. Writing is art. Write about anything you want. Additionally, you may want to checkout my (Strange) Guide to Planning Your Novel, it’s built on this entire philosophy.

I hope this helps! I have gotten this question so many times, I thought it would be best to just put my answer out there for all of you  c;

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Writer's Tag Game

I was tagged by @electricarmchair thanks! 💜

rules: tag.. people

1. Are there common settings (fictional or real)  that show up in your writing?

No. There isn’t usually a particular setting at all, just…some vague space haha

2. Do you plan before writing, or go with the flow?

Go with the flow, for sure. I’m not afraid to scrap an idea and go in a completely different direction

3. If you could be a colour, what colour would you be and why?

Purple. It’s my favorite…and it’s pretty!

4. Do you often and prefer to write sober? Why or why not?

I’ve never even been drunk, so sober all the way. Some of my stuff may have seemed like I was on something, but I can’t blame it on that haha

5. Do you multitask while writing?

No, I get in a kinda intense zone when I’m seriously writing. Though I have composed things in my head while otherwise preoccupied. But then I got too distracted from whatever else I was doing

6. What genre(s) would you classify your writing under?

Heck if I know!

7. What do you do more, read or write?

Depends on the day, I guess. But usually I read more things than write them

8. What’s your favourite word and why?

Grace. Every meaning of that word is pure loveliness to me

9. Why do you write?

Because I can’t NOT do it

I tag @everywriter who reads this. Not tagging any individually because I’m sure all the ones I know of have been tagged by now

anonymous asked:

You're a lifesaver. Thank you so much for translating servamp. You're the best. It must sound weird but i have no idea what else can i say ._. I just wanted to thank you

     Hey hey no problem at all man! I’ve definitely gotta throw out some credit to the following blogs though: @xchibikai - who has consistently provided RAWs now & @hello-vampire-kitty - who helps with translation and proofing. It’s extremely a joint effort by all three of us now, so please definitely share along the thanks to them as well.

     I’d also like to give a seriously vigorous shout-out of respect and appreciation to the following past translators, scanlators, and masterlist workers that helped keep things going here.

@fukasenanairo , @lichtjekyll , @kairei-chan , @hatmirror , @pastenaga , @watanukisakuya , @kamiyatsurugi , @girlzx , @tenyaiida , & @ailisia

     All of these blogs have contributed in some way, shape or form to the translations of the chapters and all deserve recognition imo. There are a ton more of helpers now with other cool projects and stuff totally worth checking out in the servamp tag if you’re itching for more ;) such as Hello-Kitty-Vampire’s sister blog for the SLS doujinshi https://servamp-translations.tumblr.com/ Hatmirror also has some of the Drama CDs translated on her blog so give those a read/listen as well.

     PS: You’re super welcome ;) happy reading <3

anonymous asked:

Which youtubers would they watch?

Y’all I’m like a grandma. I can’t keep up with all your Marky-moo’s and Poodi Pies. I have no idea what the kids are into these days.

*Seriously I primarily use YouTube for listening to music. I never got into watching vlogger people. Like I can see a picture of those Dan and Phil guys and recognize them, but I have no idea what they do on YouTube or why people like them so much. I’m just going off what little I know here*

Denmark: I think he would be into the movie/TV reviews, so he watches Nostalgia Critic, Phantomstrider, Mysterious Mr. Enter, and so forth. He might not like watching Mr. Enter’s Animated Atrocities, though, because he likes happy, positive things. He also enjoys listening to covers, so probably like Caleb Hyles and other people who sing covers of Disney and pop songs.

Sweden: I can see him liking Jenna Marbles. He’d probably also like educational channels like PBS Idea Channel and Crash Course.

Finland: He probably loves Creepypasta. So he watches all those Creepypasta reading channels like Hoodoo Hoodlum’s Revenge and even those scary story narration ones like Be Busta.

Norway: I’m really not sure about Norway because I headcanon him to be very bad with computers and as such, probably does not spend much time on the internet. Maybe he might like top ten list channels like WatchMojo and TopTenz?

Iceland: Like Denmark, I think he enjoys watching animation and movie reviews. Not that he’d ever admit it out loud. And I think he would like Rob Dyke’s videos just for the creepy, morbid fun of it all.

Mod Amanda

I have been screaming a lot of things in my head about Twitterverse since shit blew up, because I have a lot of questions about EXACLTY how damn lazy the universe can ACTUALLY be, and just HOW MUCH HUMAN ERROR is believable (though I admit, that is A Lot).

Why all the fucky pictures? Cameras and drones and OF COURSE the BBC pic. Seriously, WTF. Ok, whatever. Ya know what, I’ll let that one go. Ish.

WHY NOT ADDRESS THE BBC QUESTION EARLIER? It’s not like he could claim ignorance, Charlie and Char are two of his faves and he stalks them. The ARG idea and conspiracy stuff has been known for a while. Why NEVER break the 4th wall, not really, even in DMs, even with the situation as it was? Maybe he liked the idea we believed he was BBC? Maybe he wanted to encourage it, until he realized the damage being done? Maybe everybody is a gawdamn liar.
(Whatever the case may be, I do not blame the person tweeting away at us - lol, unless it’s actually Mofftiss, in which case I give LOTS OF BLAME; I do not blame Sherlock Holmes or John Watson. I love them, and I trust that they just want to tell their story. Our story.)

WHY DID/DO THEY TWEET LIKE IT’S THEIR JOB. Active M-F (VERY active, in ways most normally employed people don’t have time for), but quieter on weekends.
Why are they so quiet now? I think people on both sides are genuinely upset that there have been such serious consequences for some members of the community, and that takes the fun out of the game. Everyone needs to catch their breath.
(Fuck, even Eugeny is really relatively quiet since shit blew up.)

WTF WAS UP WITH THE CONTACTJHW PERSONALITY CHANGE? You really wanna tell me it was the same person tweeting before and after the 29th?

WHY FIX THE VICTOR STORY BUT NOT GO NEAR JOHN’S STORY OR MARY STUFF?
If they’re just fans, they can write whatever story feels right to them. Sure, we don’t really know what happened with Mary (since S4 is Fake) or Rosie (cuz seriously, I’m done with Schrödinger’s Baby), but they could just write their own, consistent story.
Maybe they’re just forgetful? Bad story tellers? I don’t think so. Whoever they are, they’ve had this PLANNED OUT.

THE CASES. THE PICTURES AND TRIPS AND ALL OF IT. Who the fuck has the time and the funds to devote like that? Ok ok, maybe they were old pictures. Maybe they were already planned trips, work trips. Still.

WE DIDN’T KNOW HOW BAD S4 WAS GONNA BE WHEN T6T AIRED - WHY WAKE UP A LONG DORMANT ACCOUNT TO “FIX” THE STORY BEFORE WE’D KNOWN IT WOULD NEED FIXING?


Blah. I’m not looking to get anyone upset or create drama (which is easy cuz it’s likely nobody will see this). But I said it about Dale Pike, and I’ll say it again now: NOTHING about how ANY of their stuff was done is ANYTHING like how 99% of fandom interactions happen. So right or wrong, don’t tell us we didn’t THINK.

Sunrise on the ocean

Explanation: I agreed to allow people to come to my house at 8 freaking 30 in the morning, and when I complained to @storiesfromtheden, she said “I feel like ‘8 freaking 30’ is something Dex would also say as he slammed his fist or head on the table.” So then I developed a whole headcanon about how Dex has always been a person who got up early because he had to, but he actually hates it a lot and will sleep super late given any opportunity. And THEN I thought, “Oh no, what if Nursey is actually a morning person?” (Which I don’t believe for a second, but the idea was too entertaining, so we’re just going to call this a morning person!Nursey AU, m’kay?) And then fluff happened.

***

All the way to Maine for break, Nursey had been practically bouncing in his seat. But, like, in a chill way. But seriously, Dex had been so amused to watch Nursey taking everything about the drive in with such bright-eyed interest, because Dex had done this drive what felt like a million times now and it had long since lost its charm. Nursey was helping him see it again, though.

“Hey, Dex?”

“Yeah?”

“Do you think we could go see the sunrise tomorrow?”

“You can get up and watch the sunrise anytime you want.”

“No, I mean, out over the ocean. I have this poem idea, and I really want to see the sunrise from the water. Like, from a boat.”

Dex looked at him, mildly horrified. “Do you know how early that is?”

Nursey batted his eyes pleadingly. “Please? Just once! I can’t get the image out of my head, and I need to see it.”

Dex knew from experience Nursey wasn’t going to let this go. He sighed. “Fine.”

“Cool. Thanks.”

Damn Nursey’s ridiculously good looks, and damn Dex for being a weak sucker. He was going to hate himself tomorrow.

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Tongue-spiration

Ok, ok…y’all know me as a Sam girl (check out my archives, seriously, it’s all I write…) But I’ve been…inspired by a few things tonight. I’m going to try something new.

@sis-tafics & @eyes-of-a-disney-princess, you might want to check back this weekend and see what I’ve come up with.  It might be a teensy bit your fault. (I think this might be a good thing, though…)

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Art Commission for @littlebabyboo  🌺

I’m liked your idea so much that I got teensy bit carried away.. I couldn’t help it though‼️ Like seriously, I’m always down for some dark!jean x marco❗  >:3c

Jean: Ha! You’re under my command now.
Marco: You-
Jean: huh?
Marco: You have the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen..
Jean: W-what?!?!  (////)

Ok but for real tho, this conversation kept going through my mind while I was drawing it..  =w=

fic: for the feeling that i get when you are gone

Steve/Tony | Post-Civil War | 820 words | Mpreg | Part 1/3 (4???)

Post-CA:CW angsty mpreg because I’m…me. The second part will be epistolary.

Tony is supposed to be helping Rhodey when he starts to feel weak.

Rhodey manages to catch the bar and hold them both up, despite everything. “You okay?”

It takes Tony a second to catch his breath and he feels like he’s going to throw up, but he nods. Swallows down the bile. “Yeah. Completely fine. You?”

Rhodey huffs and Tony extricates himself from his friend. Rhodey doesn’t look as convinced as Tony would’ve hoped. “You need to see a doctor, Tony.”

“You’re the one who needs a doctor. Best in the world. Available to you anytime.” Tony manages to snag a waste basket in time to puke.

Tony.”

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I am tired of seeing bighit imposed as a money hungry company that is set on milking the bts comebacks for all they are worth by the fans, just because they are strategic with their marketing and with the sale of their products.

what a lot of fans need to start understanding is that all of their money is not going into the pockets of bang pd for his personal use like they vaguely claim. it goes towards future comebacks for our boys, it goes towards better equipment to produce content of a higher quality, it goes towards supporting the company that supports them and their lifestyles. 

the part that irks me the most is that bts made seven short films and a trailer with film editing / sets and props / outfits that would have cost big bucks, yet still, a minority of fans feel the need to whine about bighit snatching up their money because they are selling the comeback in a variety of four different albums? they probably had to come up with that strategy in order to make up for the profit of this comeback, which is already confirmed to be inclusive of at least one music video too, to add onto the album debt. fans go wild over this kind of excessive content, they demand more, yet once the company asks for something back in order to continue meeting this urge for supply, they start pointing fingers and claim selfish. they point fingers and say money scammers.

I understand that it is in everyone’s own right to be frustrated by this method of sales, I just wanted to make this post for those who are only skimming the surface, who are not looking deeper into the situation for what it is. making music is the career of the boys, though it can only be supported and furthered by album sales, and the quality of what they create can only be improved by profit. bts are becoming a widely popular group that have great expectations, but alike everything in this world, they need the money to keep on producing comebacks that are vastly different from the last in terms of quality. remember that in the INU era they had to use the car of their manager because they could not afford to hire one, though in fire, they literally lit a car on fire and had a giant set to hold a multitude of dancers – all because their sales had increased so drastically with their popularity, and they were finally able to have a budget that supports such a big comeback as a result. 

that is all thanks to us, the fans who purchased their product.

instead of thinking it as money scamming, be proud that our boys are so big that they can create all of this content for us (seriously, seven short films and a music video with some seriously technical editing, we are so lucky) and have four separate albums developed. and to be honest? I admire bighit for their ways of marketing these comebacks. I understand that a lot of fans think creating a four-album collection is going too far, but many are acting as though the track list is split between all the albums, which is most definitely not the case. if it frustrates you that you have no idea what is in each album in terms of the photobook – just be patient and wait for it to be released! that is precisely what I am doing myself. the only con of that is not receiving a poster and having to wait a little while longer for it to arrive, which I will happily take on the chin instead of blindly preordering and coming out unsatisifed with what I have purchased (which, to be honest, is highly unlikely to occur because when do I ever not like something that bts puts out lmao).

I also want to add on that you are not a bad fan if you do not want to, or cannot afford to by one or all of the albums. that does not make you any less of a fan at all, no matter what you or anyone else may think.

You say you want to have sex for the first time (BLOCK B)

Zico: -he took it as he had to start planning the perfect night for the two of you. It wouldn’t just be your first time with him it would be the first time all together and he’s going to make sure it’s something that you never will forget- “don’t worry baby I’ll try my best to make it the most memorable event I can” 

Jaehyo: -he got so nervous when he found your statement bold and out of character, you just said it slightly too loud when you guys were with the boys  around and they all shot him a look- “oh um babe do  you want to talk about this when we get back to your apartment”

P.O: -you were odd, he was odd both of you knew nothing about sexual pleasure in general. Easily speaking 3rd base was even odd for you two but now you know that you wanted it for real. He personally wanted to try but was slightly worried that it would go up in flames- “this should be a fun experience then shouldn’t it?”

B-Bomb: -he took it as you two needed to do it right there and then. He’d been waiting for a while to actually have sex but you know was too awkward to bring it up- “so like right here right now? I believe we have time to before the boys get here. I really have been wanting this for too long so yeah we’re doing it now”

Taeil: -when the word sex left your mouth he turned bright red, any big step with you gave him butterflies. He wouldn’t deny your request though. He wanted to for a bit but really doesn’t have much experience- “I mean we can but um I don’t know much about what I’m going to be doing Y/N”

U-Kwon: -his mind went absolutely dirty as soon as you said it. He began thinking of all the things that will open up for the two of you relationship wise if you started having sex- “oh baby you seriously have no idea what you’re getting yourself into” 

Kyung: -he was shocked by it neither of you brought it up before hand. It’s not like the heated kisses or touches never made him not think about the next step but he wanted to make sure you were fully ready- “like really you want to? I wanna make sure you’re sure”

voliition  asked:

[ Seriously, though? What a gem your blog turned out to be. I´m in love. I wholeheartedly share mrfunnybone´s opinion - it´s so... /Sans/, you know? Amazing. ]

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