@crucialandinert wanted me to write a ‘weird mediaeval porno’. And now I have about 18000 ideas I have nothing like the skill to execute. One of which is a Thomas a Becket/Henry II thing where Jared and Richard used to be the best of friends and Richard bullies Jared into being a puppet Archbishop but whoops Jared’s overactive conscience won’t let his king do whatever the hell he wants and he’s all ‘I could not love thee half so well, my prince, loved I not honour more’ and the king is all ‘WHO IS THIS HONOUR I WILL GUT HER LIKE A FISH’
Richie HC where he's super flirty and affectionate with the losers and shit but whenever it's just him and Eddie he finds it hard to let go so he's always overcompensating and makes it seem like he can't take anything seriously. Constantly making a joke out of everything and deflecting when things get too serious. So Eddie is the one initiating kisses and holding his hand + after a while Richie will let himself be vulnerable but only for like .002 secs. Eddie gets it + thinks it's fucking cute.