seriously though come on now

4

And just like that, my first year of teaching is done. Is this real life?

Our classrooms are getting painted this summer so we had to 100% pack up our rooms. I’m a rebel though and left washi tape on my board for learning goals, and a bit of fabric on my back wall because it goes in between our thinking maps and those things were jerks to put up.

Two students have already emailed me and I am feeling pretty bittersweet right now. A year ago I didn’t know where I would be teaching or if I’d even have a job come fall and I was in one of the worst financial positions I have ever been in. It was all worth it though. Grad school and my surgery are two things that have made me stronger and I learned a lot from both of those choices.

Good things are still coming, I can seriously feel it. For now though I definitely need some time to relax and recharge. There’s no way I could have continued working 65+ hours a week much longer.

I have never seen three characters more in love with each other. Honestly, Dorian x Celaena x Chaol or nothing. 

When you realise season 5 of AOS has to fit in

-Emotional Healing

-A Proposal

-A Wedding

-A Move To Perthshire

-And Children

Seriously I need all of this to happen and will be sad and upset if it doesn’t. After that season finale its at least what the Fitzsimmons fandom deserve.

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Oh… oh my god, Kraft. Do you realize what you’ve done?

You’ve created the most hilarious peanut butter label possible. And you’ve sent it to me.

I hope that whoever packaged this to mail to me recognized what a masterpiece was formed that day.

(I won a contest on the Kraft Facebook page and they sent me a customized jar of PB with my profile picture and name as a surprise reward… made my life)

Christopher Chant and Howell Jenkins
Chrestomanci and Howl Pendragon

I’ve always wanted a crossover with these two. They’d either get along famously or try to destroy each other out of vanity, probably both… 

Ayagsjfgjdgdg to everyone who sent love and hugs last night thank you guys so so much it was greatly appreciated ;W;

It went ok, all things considered. Only a handful of awkward moments and just one patronizing comment towards my brother (PLUS I ended up with half of a free loaf of bread so I guess it wasn’t a total loss?) Mother was happy I went so that’s what counts :v

So now that we have Lightning doing Louis Vuitton commercials can we finally have:

  • Sephiroth as the new face of L'oreal  ( “Believe me, I put my hair through alot everyday! *shot of him in burning Nibelheim* And look at this shine! Crazy!”)
  • Cid starring in a series of funny Lipton tea commercials just going “Shut up and drink your *blip* tea” at the end
  • Zack doing Calvin Klein underwear
  • And Cloud making men worldwide question their sexuality by doing this

Felt like redesigning some characters from an old comic idea of mine. This is Jack, a classless civilian of the City without Limits and his partner, Ripper, a living remnant of the world devouring war that took place over a millennia ago. I often think about digging up the idea again. It has a really cool world… 

Anything I can do to get more masculine, man, I’ll do it.  Startin’ to get hair on my chest to go with the thick trail I’ve got below my belly button now.  Gonna put on another five pounds this month.  Think I might stop shaving my face if I can get away with it at my lame summer job, too.

I didn’t used to be like this – thin, glasses, bangs, sweaters, not a tat on me, never even tried alcohol.  Hated sex, just was a good student mostly, pretty vanilla, liked Pikachu and Harry Potter and shit, whatevs.

Then I heard my best friend Jesse was moving back into town.  I was really excited because we’d been friends since five and had always been so close until his family moved him away.  Well, Jesse wasn’t the same guy.  He’d turned into this sorta skater dude who even drank and smoked.

It took a lot of convincing but one night he got me to smoke some Swisher Sweets for the first time – he told me it’d open up my mind.  A week later we went out by the railroad tracks and cracked open a couple cold cans of his dad’s beer for me.  Wasn’t long til I moved onto weed and even harder stuff.

I was sick of getting picked on in school and Jesse was my key to getting cool, I figured.  Only with all the running around outdoors I started to notice my body was changing, too.  My legs got stronger and I started busting out this hair around my crotch and in my armpits.  I’d started to stink.  It was embarrassing but it was really happening to me.  Also I was starting to get a lot of hardons and was always jackin’ off.  It was hard to be a good student with all this exciting shit happening to me, and pretty soon Jesse and I started experimenting with kissing and jacking each other off.  That was the end of it for me, I was soon on my knees sucking dick and I even begged him to call me ‘punk’ and 'faggot’.  At first I thought it was just a hot game, but pretty soon I decided why not become it.

So I started changing my clothes, bought a skateboard and a BMX bike, experimenting more with weed and whatever else Jesse got his hands on, and the whole time Jesse and I were getting dirtier and more daring with each other, too.  I’d learned to lick out his pits and even opened my ass up for him one night to try fucking.  He was licking my ear and calling me his boy and calling me a punk-ass faggot and I was so hard that I started cumming before he even got to suck me off.  He got a tattoo first and talked about how hot I’d look with some, so I started getting em too and soon had three.  When he got his second, I got a few more and every time was so hot.  He looked so hot getting all tatted up and I loved how I looked in the mirror now too.

We loved how each other looked in tank tops, dog tags, shirts with the sleeves cut off.  Jesse died his hair blond, got his tongue pierced and a chain on his wallet.  Making out all the fucking time now, and fucking – like, serious fucking.  He told me I could fuck him if I learned to lick out his ass real good, so I did after getting wasted together.  I seriously had to get off every day now, I was so motherfucking horny, especially after I started doing pushups.

Look how fucking hairy my pits are getting – I swear they’re twice as hairy as they were a few years ago already.

Jesse’s already got more hair on his chest than me and I worship it and lick it sometimes.  Mine’s starting to come in though.  My legs are seriously hairy by now, which everybody notices when I wear shorts.  I let my tank tops ride up sometimes so people can see the trail I’ve got, too, scratch it all casually.  We love teasing each other and already might do a threeway if we get drunk enough with the right boy, we decided.

You think I’d look hot with ten more pounds of muscle?  Thinking of using Minox on my pits and chest too just to see if it works.  It’d be pretty sweet if I could get as much fur on my pecs as Jesse has.  Love those pecs.

“Love is blindness." ϟ

I’ve been watching Peaky Blinders and have a lot of feelings about 1920’s gang leaders and undercover federal agents right now. (I know, I know this is the worst time to fall in love with a new show, but I’m such a sucker for cinematography and tragic pairings……)

What have I done

Thaaaaanks tumblr. Y'all have just made me binge watch the entire first season of Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir AND I HAVE FALLEN HARD. DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THAT DAMN UMBRELLA SCENE WITH THE OTP BECAUSE I THINK I’VE JUST DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN. AND DON’T EVEN MENTION THAT CINNAMON ROLL ADRIEN AGRESTE WITH HIS BAD PUNS AND HEART OF GOLD. NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR SEASON 2 BY KILLING MYSELF WITH FANART AND FANFICS. I hope you are happy.

I mean what is this

Can they just get married already

and then this happened in the future

LET’S CHANGE THAT INTERUPTION BUT OH WAIT HE DOESN’T EVEN REMEMBER THIS OK JUST STAB ME IN THE HEART

Look at this cuteness

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such fab

such god damn

In conclusion, they are made for each other so enjoy some cute gifs of them:

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BUT SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THAT THAT’S ADRIEN AND HE DOESN’T KNOW THAT’S SHE'S LADYBUG AJFVEPRJEJIVNOEFH

i-bet-my-life  asked:

Got any headcannons for a certain ghost king?

OH BOY DO I

  • Nico hits a growth spurt when he turns 15 and he always forgets that he’s tall now and hits his head on everything
  • He becomes really super close to Annabeth and Percy
  • He and Reyna talk to each other as long as possible and as often as they can
  • He doesn’t like PDA
  • One time Percy and Annabeth were getting a little bit too affectionate a little bit too close to him for comfort, so he sprayed them with the garden hose that was (conveniently) right there.
  • Nico then proceeded to shadow travel away before Percy could throw him in the lake in retaliation. 
  • You need to tell Nico straightforward if you’re hitting on him because for the life of him he can’t tell.
  • NICO DI ANGELO IS DEMISEXUAL
  • One time he was too close to one of Leo’s fire balls (“OF DEATH!”) and his hair got singed, which finally forced him to get a hair cut.
  • Hazel sent him a brand new limited edition Mythomagic card pack for Christmas
  • Will drags Nico onto the stage to sing when it’s karaoke night
  • Nico is the best at holding his alcohol
  • Nico is the one who sees through Percy’s bullshit immature attitude and is the first one Percy really talks to about how he’s feeling.
  • Nico curses in Italian. A lot.
  • He smiles a lot more after the giant war
  • He tries to only shadow travel if it’s an emergency after being badgered so much by Will (“How am I supposed to get around?” “Oh I don’t know, you could wALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON” “But-” “NO BUTS”)
  • He really likes detective stories.

Oh man I could go on and on but I think this is enough for now. Seriously though if you want to come talk to me about headcanons please do. Like at any time just go for it.

IT’S SLEEPOVER SATURADAY

Now comes with Meebo flail accessory!

Seriously though, this animation is proving that Sorey’s got reflexes and upper body strength like whoa and I love it. Mikleo getting thrown back and caught happens in over the span of a second, and the fact that Sorey is ready for that says a lot about his own skills as well as how careful of an eye he keeps on Mikleo.

My Hopes For Star Wars Episodes 8-9

SPOILERS AHEAD. If you haven’t seen Episode 7 yet, go out there and enjoy it yo. But here they are, not in any particular order, for what I hope comes in the next films. If this stuff doesn’t happen tho, I trust everyone involved to make kick ass movies, so here goes, I hope that:

1. Rey is neither the daughter of Luke Skywalker, nor a Solo. Her family is perhaps affiliated with the Rebels, but I really hope she’s a fresh take to the saga.

2. Finn takes up Han’s place as the comic relief of the group. I honestly don’t know where Finn’s character could go. He’s extremely raw. I mean he hasn’t even woken up, but looking ahead, that’s definitely a void that needs to be filled.

3. Kylo Ren goes maskless. It may have been implied after the battle with Rey, but a great part of his development would be him getting over his obsession with his grandfather and pursuing his own evil intentions.

4. Rey and Finn aren’t a love story. We don’t need Chewie third wheeling on the Falcon. Come on now. In all seriousness though, it would be sick if they became extremely close friends. People underestimate how awesome close a bond like that in a movie can be.

5. Kylo Ren and Rey have their rematch. Fair and square, with elevated stakes. After both have their respective training under Snoke and Luke, they meet again. Holy shit.

6. Perhaps my greatest want is the most minor: GIVE REY A DOUBLE SIDED LIGHTSABER. She’s used a staff all of her life, why not use something similar?

7. No more “Death Stars”. I liked the idea of Starkiller base, and liked the parallel to episode 4, but it’s about time to drift away from that now. Perhaps make the First Order’s destruction more up close and personal. More invasions, more stormtrooper action. More merciless killing. Make them EVIL.

8. Speaking of Stormtroopers, give Phasma a grander role. She’s an interesting addition and deserves more lines.

9. Make Luke a hybrid of Obi-Wan and Yoda. But also keep him around. Don’t kill him off in the next one. Give Rey a father figure and a mentor that sticks. And makes her the most legendary Jedi ever.

10. As a continuation of my previous want, MAKE REY LEGENDARY. I see lots of complaints that Rey is “too perfect”. To be blunt, I love it. The resistance are outgunned and outnumbered. They need a legendary Jedi to turn the tide in their favor. Make her better than Yoda. Idc. Make her the best we’ve seen. Make her what Anakin should have been, and arguably what Kylo Ren could have been.