seriously though

there's three types of people on cutthroat kitchen

1. chef who has to make cake and forgets flour eggs and sugar but manages to grab a single jalapeño

2. chef that gets advice from Alton during the challenge and still fucks up so bad that he does the face at them as the judge walks by

3. chef that has to make a sandwich with no sabotages and instead makes a deconstructed rustic soup

This movie though....

-Spidey acting like a starstruck fanboy in the middle of the epic battle

-Ant-Man chanting “I’m the boss i’m the boss i’m the boss”

-Falcon refusing to move up his seat and Bucky moving to the other side

-Iron Man screaming “give me my Rhodey!”

-Wanda : What are you doing here?
Hawkeye : Disappointing my kids

-Spidey having homework

-Tony’s “conscience” aka Scott

-Spidey yelling “You have the right to remain silent!”

-Tony Stank

Do i need to go on?

  • Person:you have such a quirky personality, and I think your mannerisms are cute :)
  • Me:thanks, I borrowed them from my coworker, best friend, and the main character of the tv show I've been watching recently.
  • Pearl:Are you alright, Steven?
  • Steven:Actually, I just spent like ten hours floating in space
  • Steven:With the enemy
  • Steven:And I just had to come to terms with the fact that my mother killed somebody
  • Garnet:To protect Earth.
  • Steven:To protect Earth, yes, but still. Not my WORST day ever, but I think I need a break.
  • Amethyst:I know that feel, bro. You want a nap?
  • Steven:I think I might need therapy, but a nap sounds great.
  • Killian:*gets run over*
  • Killian:*gets flung into a wall*
  • Killian:*gets punched in the face*
  • Killian:*falls to the floor*
  • Killian:*gets stabbed*
  • Killian:*gets stabbed again*
  • Killian:*gets stabbed again*
  • Killian:*gets stabbed again*
  • Killian:*is literally dead*
  • Killian:*gets tortured*
  • Killian:*chased by Cerberus*
  • Killian:IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT
  • Killian:HAHA JOKE'S ON YOU I'm ALREADY DEAD
  • Killian:COME AT ME EVERYTHING
  • Killian:I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL