seriously this shit gets old

  • Dipper, S2 Ep1: There's something HUGE going on right under our noses. And it's time we stop goofing around and get to the bottom of it.
  • Me: Yeah okay whatever. *munches popcorn*
  • Dipper & Wendy: *fight off nightmare-inducing shapeshifter*
  • Dipper: *gets possessed*
  • Dipper: *destroys underground society*
  • McGucket: *learns he erased memories after committing unbearable acts*
  • Dipper & Mabel: *learn Soos has a deadbeat father who left him at age 4*
  • Northwest Mansion: *bleeding chanting taxidermy animal heads*
  • Stan: *almost ends the world*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: ...jfc.
Okay fat girl complaint:

Y'all skinny folx out there buyin all the oversized sweaters at thrift stores. Knock it off.

10

Over The Garden Wall: Episode One: The Old Grist Mill

“Somewhere, lost in the clouded annals of history lies a place that few have seen, a mysterious place called the Unknown… where long-forgotten stories are revealed to those who travel through the wood.”

some people are so fucking rude on servando’s Instagram like holy crap these are real people with actual feelings, you can’t just comment shit like that ??? I don’t give a fuck how badly you ship Talex or whatever, have some respect. it’s one thing to say stuff on tumblr, but to actually comment on people’s social media? Grow the fuck up

6

I’m rewatching “Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out” and the faces Jess and Rory are making at each other/at Logan the entire time give me life

Also, I love just how done and over it Jess is during this scene. Despite the fact that Logan starts his condescending, pretentious, alpha male bullshit not two seconds after meeting him, Jess was still trying to be polite and not start drama for the majority of conversation, for Rory’s sake, but the moment Logan asks how long they’ve known each other he immediately closes his menu like “Yep. Here we go. I’m seriously getting too old for this shit.”