seriously this is huge for me

anonymous asked:

As someone who works with child care services and after school programs, I've taken a lot of courses on how to prevent CSA/Peer sexual assault. And there is without a doubt something unbelievably wrong with you. Seriously. Don't have kids, don't get involved with child care, because background checks are ALWAYS necessary and someone at ANY job that you take up will realize that you're completely fucked up. Something is stemming deeper than fiction for you here. I hope you get well soon.

Oh my, no, I think there is some kind of huge misunderstanding here. Ah, I hate when this happens, how embarrassing. My apologies, something must have gotten lost in translation, I’ll do my absolute best to straighten this all out for you right now so, please, allow me to fix this bit of miscommunication:

I hate kids.

anonymous asked:

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well since you asked… i’ll give you my whole list of mx blogs i follow since i love monbebe so much :)

miscellaneous: @ibonbox @hcangkyun @dimpledjookyun @gwihyonnie @buttermeup-changkyun @mxfansignnotes @shownhyuk @every-day-changkyun @hyungwvn @1leeminhyuk @m0nst4x @sweetramenwonho @xwonho @honeyheonie @kkngie @monbebe-net @monstaxmemes @hotseok @wonhosflower @1changkyvn @ckihyun @monstaxhappened @warmwonho @lq-monstax @limechangkyun @lowqmx @sugaxri @nottechae @hyunqwvon @newtonmv @sonuwoo @wonhontology @imxwonho @dat-town @cudugimmesumwawtah @changkyuned @fyeahchangkyun @cngkyns @momfriendkihyun @fymonsta-x @h-sh @ukihyunnie @changkinet @93kihyun

writers: @mxwriters @jooheonster @hyungjooki @keeyoun @mx-scenario @nomercy-withoutmercy @monstamochi-scenarios @jerkshownu @colourscribble @heonseoks @twowice @urmomstax @jinkimon @tomatoholmes @shownx @seoulscapes @iminterstellar @silverkyun @hitchhikingbabeh @bunnyjins @rabbitwrite @kpopsinlight @sugarbabychangkyun @momomochiiii @wonkyuna @omgxiaoch

y’all… i seriously went down my list of all the mx blogs i follow lol. i love each and every one of them so very much! they always make my day just a little brighter and bring my spirits up higher :) i honestly don’t know what i’d do without them all, everybody contributes to my happiness here in the smallest of ways, yet their actions are so huge to me, so thank y’all, thank y’all so much for everything you do <3

CLF: A La Folie (E)

A/N: Yes, I know, late, but Dad took me out for ice cream, so… Y’ALL ASKED FOR IT, Y’ALL ARE GONNA DIE. But seriously:

WARNINGS: Swearing, a funeral, description of a miscarriage. It’s one line, but there is a mention of blood. Dealing with the aftermath of a miscarriage. Alexandrina picks a huge fight. Cryofreeze, rape (it’s a couple of paragraphs and that’s it), electrocution, memory wipe, hand-to-hand combat, character death. This is not a pretty chapter. You all are gonna kill me for the last line, so those of you that have my number and need to scream at me (in Spanish or English), you know what to do.

WORD COUNT: 4199 WORDS OF PURE DEATH, BITCHES.

MASTERLIST

SONG TRACK: I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight: Hidden Citizens

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Personalized Reader One-Shots?

Hello my wonderful angels, I hope you’re all doing fantastic!

just wanted to pop in and ask a question that has been going through my mind these past days

so, I don’t know how it happened, but I’ve almost reached 1000 followers! 

WHAT 

I mean, seriously, you guys are KILLING ME with the support. every time I get a new request I’m literally beaming with happiness because you actually chose ME to write a story for you. An idea that you had, maybe thought about for a long time. and you want ME to be the person to write it!!! that honestly means so much to me.

so, because of all the support I’m getting and because of this huge milestone, I would like to give something back.

now, I really thought about possibilities for quite some time. I didn’t want to do a giveaway, because that’s not really what this blog is about and then I came up with something that might suit this blog a little better.

I thought, maybe, I could do personalized reader stories!!!

what I mean with that, you could send me a pairing (e.g. you x peter parker) and I’d write it for you. but not as a general reader/ Y/N, but with your actual name. with your personality, with your features.. make you a part of the universe you want to be a part of!

now, I really don’t know if anyone is interested in that, if only a few are, then I’ll obviously write all of them. if more people are interested, then I’ll do one of these “reblog/like this to enter” and I’ll choose the winners randomly.

I just really thought this might be a cool idea. I mean, who doesn’t want to be a part of their favorite universe, right?

so yeah, let me know what you think! either send me a pm, ask or reply to this post so I’ll know

and again, thank you for your support. you mean everything to me!!!! <3333

phantoms-pseudonym  asked:

Hey pal! I'm super glad you're putting yourself and your mental health ahead of this stupid site and its discourse. You're super wonderful and inspire me to the greatest extent. You're super amazing and I know that one day you'll kick mental illnesses ass! I care for you a lot Friendo ♡!

Ahhhh thank you!

I did something huge today. I told my parents how seriously unwell I was. I haven’t told them about my mental health since high school and it was an awful experience, but today I went to my parents and broke down and they were so supportive.

So I already feel a little better, because I’m finally coming to terms with I’m not okay, and that’s okay! It’s okay to not be okay sometimes.

I may not be on here quite as much as I was because I think it may be healthier for me to not be but I love you and everyone else so much! You’re all the very best.

Garrus: Yeah so after you died I messed up my old job, my mom got a terminal illness and I went into a murderous depression spiral where I tried to emulate you but I’m a huge failure so I got all my friends killed and half my face blown off. But enough about me let’s go fight the collectors!!

Shepard: Oh my god are you okay

Garrus: *finger guns*

Shepard: ….Seriously are you oka-

Garrus: *finger guns more aggressively*

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Hypothetical Handplates scenario in which Sans realizes he can teach himself Common.

(Ugh, tumblr is making them blurry for some reason so I guess full-view if you want the not-blurry version??)

Convoluted explanation incoming. Handplates is an Undertale fancomic by @zarla-s and if you like Papyrus and Sans, go read it, is good stuff. So I guess this is an AU fancomic of an AU fancomic? I dunno, the idea wouldn’t leave my brain until I did something with it. So. Zarla did a Christmas doodle where Gaster gave the boys a box of ginger cookies that had the word COOKIES on the side in big letters, and because my job gives me way too much time to think about random stuff, I realized something.

In Handplates, Gaster taught the bros to read and write Wingdings but deliberately did not teach them monster Common (ie: English) so they can’t read his nametag or anything. Thing is, Wingdings is a 1:1 substitution cipher for English. Every Wingdings symbol exactly equals an English letter; it’s not a different language, just a different set of pictures. As somebody who has taught herself a fair number of substitution ciphers, there are a few things you look for when you’re trying to translate a code and you don’t have a key in front of you. Most notably, single-letter words (in English they will usually be A or I) or double letters next to each other. Like the OO in “COOKIES”.

Sans is smart. Gaster has fed them junk food before and odds are good Sans knows how to spell “COOKIES”. The word is on the box in huge letters and Gaster just said it out loud, so it is fresh in Sans’ mind. That double-O is a huge tip-off. He would put it together that the word on the front of the box matches what’s inside. Once you figure out a few of the letters, it becomes steadily easier to decode the rest.

I feel like Gaster exposes the boys to enough Common (the nametag, food wrappers, computer monitors, the books Sans sits on) that Sans could pick it up with a proper starting point. Papyrus probably not, because he had a hard enough time with Wingdings, but Sans is eager for any opportunity to undermine Gaster and I’m sure he’d jump at the chance. In this comic he elects not to tell Papyrus, though. He doesn’t know Gaster has cameras in the cell (or even what a camera is) but he’s figured out that Gaster can spy on them somehow, and the last time Gaster caught them learning something he didn’t like, Papyrus got the ever-loving hell beat out of him. So Sans keeps quiet about it for now. And thus starts the long-standing tradition of keeping important secrets from his brother.

On the technical side, it took me a freakin’ week to sketch and outline this whole thing. Coloring and shading only took me like a day. In the meantime Zarla actually kinda addressed the cookie comic, but this was almost done by then so oh well. I’m finding my poses and proportions turn out a LOT better when I’m doodling skeletons, like what, drawing basic anatomy will make you better at anatomy, you don’t say?? A lot of this was a self-challenge to see if I could imitate Zarla’s art style, and I referenced previous Handplates comics a lot for the backgrounds and Sans’ face. Full disclosure: Gaster’s pose up there is basically copied from Zarla’s original comic because I was rushing through to get on to the actual meat of the story. He’s just here for setup. I had fun trying to figure out how to do his Lost Soul head though. Also, I hate Papyrus’ face from the front. Also also, it was tricky trying to convey “mentally translating an unknown alphabet into a known one” when pretty much everyone who sees this comic is already familiar with the “unknown” one and not the “known” one, but I think I pulled it off. 

TL;DR- I imitated somebody else’s style to do an AU of an AU; I am not Zarla; Zarla is the creator of Handplates and also Gaster’s pose in the first panel; I like ciphers too much and also I gave the cookies icing because that is the only kind of ginger cookie I know.

“I wouldn’t be makin’ fun of anyone’s ears if I were you, pointy,” Gimli said peaceably.

“Pointy!?”

“That’ll teach you to mock a Dwarf’s height,” Gimli said, and he grinned again.

“Pointy,” Legolas said under his breath, scowling, and one of his hands surreptitiously crept up to finger the sharp tip of his ear.

a scene from @determamfidd‘s Sansûkh

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Bonus (just sketchy, because I am a lazy human being) :

Alright! A lot of you asked for more Kuro’s small adventures - so I happily complied.

And since to me the Galra look like huge, ugly, purple space cats (and Kuro is at last half Galra) I made him a little more cat-like in his behaviour. At least that’d explain why he’s such a little shit sometimes.

So here and there he acts like a huge cat would - and did you ever see a cat that loves vacuum cleaners? No. (That one strange cat licking the vacuum doesn’t count. I’m sure that’s not a cat but an alien or something. seriously.) Space robot vacuums are no exeption!

Gonna add some more of these, soon. :D Oh and… Uh… I’ll add more Sheith to it, I guess? :3

Lance / Keith / Pidge / Hunk / Shiro&Allura / Coran

“And the walls kept tumbling down in the city that we loved / Grey clouds roll over the hills bringing darkness from above”  Pompeii, Bastille

More dances from @wittyy-name and @wolfpainters fic Shut Up and Dance With Me! And right after their update, I’m so excited. I was finishing the colors for Anaconda!Keith while I was on the stream with them (which was a blast I’m so excited that I got the courage up to join them).

The videos for the dances are here, for Pompeii, and here, for Anaconda. Seriously, watch them they’re amazing!!! Pidge and Hunk are coming up next, along with Pidge and Lance dancing to Shakira! (I’m seriously having a blast can you tell?)

As promised bonus Keith dancing to Anaconda under the cut because I am nothing if not self indulgent:

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A short little comic idea I’ve had for a while. Didn’t want to draw it until now because I wanted it to ‘look nice’, but now I threw out the’ look nice’ part and just drew it. This is how I felt about the Undertale fandom.

I had played the game but was slightly scared to dig deeper into the fandom to find out what all new designs meant. I didn’t fall into the ‘AU world’ until I saw loverofpiggies Error sans. I swam even deeper into the AU fandom when I found comyet Ink Sans and I’ve only continued to love every new AU and drawing I see and come across.

Thank you for making me love Undertale, this is the best fandom I’ve ever been in and I plan to stay for a loooong time.

@loverofpiggies @comyet @corefrisk @askspacesans @danny-trash @renrink @kuttiesstuff @miya-sheep @tratserenoyreve @yoralim @ttoba @undertaleau

(Now that my tagging wants to work, I tag everyone who helped me absolutely love the Undertale AU universe. The blogs that I found first and made me understand the fandom more. Everyone deserves all the love, everyone in this whole fandom. Hugs for everyone, you are an amazing person every single one of you. I love you tagged people for making me love Undertale. And I love you other people who aren’t tagged because you are who you are.)

What I Love About the Signs

ARIES: extremely fun to be around, passionate, very attractive

TAURUS: great at making me feel wanted and loved, also great taste in everything I take their recommendations very seriously

GEMINI: literally just laughs on laughs on laughs constantly

CANCER: huge NERDS that I share a lot of similar interests with

LEO: so easy to talk to about seriously anything, my own personal hype men

VIRGO: always really aesthetically pleasing it’s weird and I love it

LIBRA: always down to go do stuff and try new things with me

SCORPIO: just complements back and forth also memes

SAGITTARIUS: understanding and supportive, always really funny and witty

CAPRICORN: great cuddlers who possess an intellectual depth that I adore

AQUARIUS: super honest and realistic, which is definitely what I need sometimes, also the funniest people I have ever met

PISCES: calm voice of reason, is able to chill me out really easily somehow, my necessary counterpart

RWBY Art Challenge Day 4: SSSN Team Member.

“No, seriously this is a new phone. Blake threw mine off a balcony last night.”

If I’m being honest this was a really hard prompt for me since I not personally a huge fan of anyone on team SSSN, mostly just because I don’t know or see much of any of them. Oh well, hope you guys enjoy some lovers quarrel anyway!

Also I guess this is an AU where Sun wasn’t completely taken out of commission after that scene…and his signal somehow works LOL. oh well.

i just had to draw something from BOTW and i accidentally fell in love with the optimistic fish prince

but in all seriousness take a headcanon

sidon mentions in-game that when hyrule fell 100 years ago, he was still a child (as they’re talking about mipha’s relationship with link)

so consider this: mipha babysitting a tiny little sidon (who, let’s be honest, would’ve been a huge bundle of joy). she was probably the one who taught him to be nice to everyone (hence the constant motivational speeches).

i feel like here he’s probably just reflecting on what he still remembers of his sister.

please do not tag my art as kin/me/id/etc

Okay I didn’t want to say anything, but, I think it’s time that everyone faced reality. No one else is speaking up, so I’ve gotta.

I’ve been seeing a lot of posts and comics and art about Lance making fun of Keith for being Texan recently. And as funny and cute as they are, that’s just wrong to me. It’s absolutely wrong. I mean, I’ve seen some serious mischaracterization of the Voltron crew before, but the fact that so many people have got it so wrong is just blowing my mind. We’ve got to face the facts people, Lance wouldn’t be making jokes about Keith being Texan.

Hunk would

See? :D

So I used to actually avoid spending time in my bedroom because the energy was so stagnant and made me go into these super long depression sleeps. Nothing I did would get rid of this negative energy (burning sage incense, ect, nothing). It was awful. And then this morning I went out and bought a bunch of plants, purely for aesthetic reasons and it’s only been a few hours and????? My room feels so nice now??!!!! Like wth? It feels so GOOD to be in there now and so fresh and peaceful and it’s like this huge gross energy that was weighing me down before is just completely gone! Go out and get some plants everyone. Seriously, like research some that are easy to take care of and will do well with the amount of sunlight and humidity (or lack of it) in your room. Make sure they are non-toxic if you have pets. Just get some. Man the energy feels so good now.