As someone who works with child care services and after school programs, I've taken a lot of courses on how to prevent CSA/Peer sexual assault. And there is without a doubt something unbelievably wrong with you. Seriously. Don't have kids, don't get involved with child care, because background checks are ALWAYS necessary and someone at ANY job that you take up will realize that you're completely fucked up. Something is stemming deeper than fiction for you here. I hope you get well soon.
Oh my, no, I think there is some kind of huge misunderstanding here. Ah, I hate when this happens, how embarrassing. My apologies, something must have gotten lost in translation, I’ll do my absolute best to straighten this all out for you right now so, please, allow me to fix this bit of miscommunication:
I hate kids.