seriously this is funny

Talking with writers online

Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

I don’t know if it’s just me, but I’m always that one person who stumbles into a fandom a little late, and it always turns up being either

“Where dafuq is everyone?”

Or

And there is NO in between

The actual track names of reputation

1. *Clears throat*

2. BIG REPUTATION!! BIG REPUTATION!!

3. HAHDIDIDIDIDIDIDI DUH DUH JAH JAH

4. The note at 3:08

5. Isn’t it? Isn’t it? Isn’t it? Isn’t it?

6. *CLAP CLAP*

7. one, two, three

8. *DING*

9. go, gO, GO!!!

10. jag-you-ares

11. the beat in the chorus

12. aah aah aah

13. *cackle*

14. the dolphin body roll song

15. the notes trailing off

Different kinds of fandom welcomes
  • Type 1: I am damaged. Far too damaged. But. You're not beyond repair
  • Type 2: NO SLEEP TONIGHT FOR YOU BETTER CHUG THAT MOUNTAIN DEW

“I want a LGBT film that has well  rounded characters” 

“I want a LGBT film that has an interesting story”

“I want a LGBT film that has good subtext”

“I want a LGBT film that has a happy ending”

“I want a great LGBT film”

Watch.

The. 

Handmaiden.