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when i was in high school, my math teacher and my chemistry teacher would often get into fake joke fights where the math guy would claim that chemistry is a sham because there’s no such thing as atoms since you can’t see atoms, you can see a table, a chair, a pencil, but not an atom, and the chemistry guy would counter that by saying that math isnt real because numbers are made up symbols on a blackboard, etc. etc. and it was funny to witness this, and i like to imagine current STEM guys who overheard funny banter like this and took it seriously and that’s why they are the way they are

gracelingwithpoisewithoutgrace  asked:

AGH, FRIEND, send me a song for Dramione because Angst is welcome......Also maybe one just for Draco pretty please?

AHHH FRIEND, OF COURSE. Dramione: (One older song because it is necessary) Hard to Say I’m Sorry- Chicago…. and you might not agree but I was just listening to it and I’m seriously feeling Evermore by Dan Stevens. As for Draco by himself… Funny: Fabulous by Sharpay Evans, Serious: The Kill by 30Stm or Beat the Devil’s Tattoo by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club 

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Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

IT’S AMAZING👏👏👏HOW EVERYONE SLEEPS🔥🔥🔥 DIFFERENTLY 😎😎😎😎SOME SLEEP👅👅👅👅 ON THEIR SIDE💦💦💦 SOME SLEEP💥💥💥💥 ON THEIR STOMACH💯💯💯 SOME SLEEP😏😏😏 ON THEIR BACK👌👌👌 BUT YET YOU CHOOSE TO SLEEP ON LEE DONGHYUCK AND MOON TAEIL.

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*hysterical laughing in the distance*

Me when everybody keeps saying
“What if Negan finds out that Maggie isn’t dead”

Y'all mind if we

FINALLY GET MONSTA X THAT FIRST WIN AND SHOW PURE LOVE AND APPRECIATION FOR TALENT AND HARD WORK?

The Creators of Yuri on Ice
  • Episode one: let's make the gay really subtle and not distract from the story line
  • Episode two: Just make the opening a little gayer and have Viktor touch Yuri a bunch, but in a teasing flirting way. We don't want to go overboard
  • Episode four: Let's just straight up have Viktor ask to be Yuri's lover. That should get everyone on the same page
  • Episode seven: Make them kiss ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Episode nine: They're still??? not??? convinced??? After that? Ok, so this time do like a really big dramatic airport scene where they run at each other and Yuri uses the same words as a proposal to ask Viktor to stay with him. But still keep it subtle. We're going For sub-context here to let the audience figure it out.
  • Episode ten: FUCK IT! FUCK IT! PUT ENGAGEMENT RINGS ON THOSE BOYS! PUT YURI ON A G O D D A M N STRIPPER POLE!!! HAVE YURI HANG ON VIKTOR LIKE A DRUNK KOALA AND HUMP HIM LIKE A DOLPHIN!! SHOW THE EXACT MOMENT VIKTOR FALLS IN LOVE WITH YURI. YURI. AND. VIKTOR. ARE. GAY.
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Okay but why like 75% of the time Doyoung’s smile be lookin cute as fuck but the other 15% he be lookin like Lee Soo Man kidnapped him from his house and kept him hostage