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Joker Imagine - You Lose Your Virginity

WARNING: SMUT!!!! This is not for kids (But are any of my imagines tho?)

Originally posted by fuckyeahumbrellaboy

Originally posted by relationshipaims

Your P.O.V.

Being Joker’s girlfriend wasn’t easy, but I loved it. I loved spending time with him, stand by his side and feel special. He made me feel like I was one in a billion. Even tho he could be scary and really crazy, I loved him. Most people feared Joker for his behaviour which was good, but I knew him better. We’ve been together for just a few weeks, but it was enough. He was crazy and I was crazy, a perfect mixture for Gotham city. A crazy couple that likes to play with Batsy. We had a lot of fun, but then came the more personal part.

I was still a virgin.

The fact had made me nervous and to be honest I was scared. Joker wasn’t a gentle man, he was more dominating. I knew he had a rough grip so I was stressed about when the time would come. I was mentally ready, but I was just scared as heck. My old friends had told me that they were in pain, that it stung and some of them even bled. Knowing Joker he wouldn’t be any gentler than an ordinary guy, perhaps he was worse.

 Damn he didn’t even know. I had always came up with an excuse like ‘I’m on my periods’ ‘the wounds I got from the heist hurt’ or ‘I’m tired, sorry’ when he tried to take kissing a step further. Now he probably suspected something, which was ok. I knew I should tell him.

It was Valentine’s day, 10 p.m. and he would come home anytime soon. I had been up all day as he was on a heist with Frost. I had stayed on purpose, trying to prepare myself. Joker was surprised when I a blood thirsty little monster didn’t come with him to kill a few people who didn’t pay him back. While he was gone from the luxurious penthouse, I was thinking. I knew that I’d give him my virginity tonight. So I had taken a warm bath, I read loads of blogs where people talked about losing it. It was the same pain and blood kind of shit. But then I saw more positive posts. Some said that foreplay and lube could make it better. Also not everyone would bleed. So I felt a little better.

I sighed and grabbed my laptop. Then I sat down on our bed, on the dark purple sheets and I sat comfortably. Then I opened a tab and decided to do something I didn’t do that often, but I felt like I had to. If Joker would catch me, I’d be so embarrassed. I watched some more mature videos, yes porn. To be honest it was kinda hot and impressive how these people did all that. Maybe one day J could take me like that? Damn it was a thrilling thought. I got so lost in my thoughts by watching the video that I forgot to follow the time. The volume was quite high and a girl was moaning really heavily. I bet her moans were echoing through the house. I just watched keenly, slowly getting wet.

Then I heard footsteps coming closer loudly. My eyes widened and my breath hitched in my throat. Before I could sit up, Joker walked in with a gun in his hand. There was an angry look on his face. My heart jumped to my throat and I froze on the bed. ‘’Oh’’ He muttered and lowered the gun. Instead of being angry, he smirked. ‘’Is my kitten horny?’’ He purred at me. He still had his silver jacket on. He probably thought that something was happening here so he just hurried to me. A blush spread on my face and I shut the tab and then put the computer away. Way to go.

‘’We need to talk’’ I cleared my throat and looked away from my boyfriend. It was really embarrassing to be caught watching porn. ‘’Hmm I’d love to talk’’ Joker told me deeply and crawled in bed next to me. I noticed that I got tense. He grabbed my jaw and made me look at him. His usually ice blue eyes were dark and his pupils were bigger than normal. ‘’I should..um..there’s..can you..no do you want to..ugh..’’ I wanted to tell him about my virginity, but I was so nervous that I didn’t make sense. I stopped stuttering when he put his fingers on my lips. ‘’Do you want me to fuck you?’’ He asked me shamelessly. My eyes widened a bit and I felt like I was a heat lamp by now. Why was this so bad?

‘’Kinda.. yes’’ I whispered and watched how his smirk turned into a grin. ‘’But there’s something..you should know’’ I hurried to say before he got started. Joker nodded and waited for me to tell him. I took a deep breath and reminded myself that it was ok. He should know. ‘’I’ve..I’ve never done this before’’ I spat it out shyly and expected him to laugh, but nope, he didn’t laugh. ‘’I figured’’ He replied calmly. I looked at him with surprise. Before I could ask him how, he kept going. ‘’You always had an excuse kitten. You could have just told me’’ He let me know and climbed above me. I looked into his eyes quietly. Joker sat on my hips, but he put most of his weight on his legs. 

‘’Sorry’’ I apologized for not telling him earlier. ‘’Hmm..it’s ok. But why didn’t you tell me kitten? Why’’ He pried while taking off his silver jacket, revealing his red shirt that wasn’t buttoned. I saw his toned chest and to be honest I liked that sight. ‘’I was scared’’ I admitted, knowing that being honest with him was the best choice. Joker took off his shirt as well before he leaned closer to my face. ‘’Why were you scared?’’ He purred quietly and cupped my face. I put my hands on his and took a deep breath, noticing how his scent of gunpowder and cologne calmed me down.

‘’I was scared because I know it hurts..and it’s kinda embarrassing’’ I admitted, finding it hard to speak when he started kissing my neck. J licked my skin and then started kissing me until he found my sweet spot. I whimpered,but muffled it by biting my lips together. ‘’It’s not embarrassing’’ He told me seriously before looking back into my eyes.This side of him wasn’t really familiar for me. He wasn’t angry nor overly happy and cheerful. He seemed like he genuinely cared about my safety. But there was also that smirk there since he caught he watching that video. 

‘’You know I won’t hurt you right?’’ He whispered into my ear. I licked my lips and closed my eyes for a while. ‘’..unless you want me to’’ He added darkly, but I knew what he meant with that. ‘’I trust you J’’ I let him know. All this got me hornier and I just wanted to get started. I felt impatient, but also shy and vulnerable. ‘’Look at me’’ He demanded and so I opened my eyes. His face was right above mine. ‘’I’ll take care of you. Why would I ever want to hurt my queen?’’ He looked at me seriously, but he didn’t seem angry. I cracked a smile and it was enough for an answer.

Then J pressed his red lips against mine. I relaxed into the kiss and shut my eyes again, kissing him harder. Joker opened his mouth a little so he could push his tongue out. I gave him access to my mouth and then he started exploring me like never before. His hand travelled down on my body so he was cupping my right boob. I tensed as he touched me and of course he noticed. J pulled back and looked deep in my eyes. ‘’Relax kitten’’ He demanded calmly. I nodded and took a deep breath. 

Then he grabbed the hems of my black shirt that I was wearing and he dragged it up until I was shirtless. I watched as he threw the shirt away somewhere on the wooden floor. The cool air made contact on my skin and I felt goosebumps rising. Then J got up, standing next to the bed. He unbuckled his belt and got out of his black jeans. I was wearing golden pajama shorts and black underwear. When I saw J in his boxers, I realized that this was real. He had a boner and man it looked huge. How could all that fit inside me?

‘’What did you think of when you watched it baby?’’ He broke the silence and got on the bed again. I sat up next to him and sighed. Was it so obvious that I had been thinking of him? Of us doing those things? ‘’You’’ I replied shortly. J put his hands on my shorts and dragged them off, making me raise my legs so he could take them all the way off. Now we were both in our underwear only. I couldn’t help but to be nervous, but I was getting really wet. ‘’Mmh baby..’’ He growled with a smile and suddenly dragged me on his lap. I put my hands on his muscled shoulders and bit my bottom lip.His grip was strong, but sure. I liked it.

‘’I’ve thought about you very very much baby..About you and me, together’’ He purred and then his hands played with my bra. He unclasped them and I felt them hanging by the straps. He had never seen me buttnaked before, but I didn’t mind that he would now. Then he slid them off of me and threw them away as well. My nipples were hard and I knew he noticed. I mean, my boobs were nearly in his face. ‘’You’ve got really nice tits’’ he smirked and cupped both of them. Then he gave them a squeeze, making me flinch because the sensitivity came so suddenly. ‘’I know you like them because you’re always staring’’ I chuckled and tried to feel comfortable. I wasn’t uncomfortable either, just nervous.

‘’Have you touched yourself?’’ J asked me seriously and then licked my left nipple. I bit my bottom lip and nearly moaned when he blew cold air on the spot before nibbling me with his teeth. He used his hand on the other one so I wouldn’t feel lonely. ‘’Tell me’’ He reminded me and kept going. As I opened my  mouth to speak, he bit me a little harder, making me moan. ‘’That’s my girl, don’t hold it back’’ He let me know more happily. ‘’Now tell me, have you ever touched yourself while thinking of us?’’ He wanted to know very eagerly. It made me think of the few times I had done that. It had all been very recently. He was making me a horny mess.

‘’Yes J mmh’’ I whimpered, getting wet for him. Then I looked at my horny boyfriend who got a dangerous dark twist in those pretty eyes. ‘’Dirty dirty girl’’ He rumbled deeply. Then he used his mouth on my other boob. I leaned closer to him so his face was hugging them. I wanted to get some friction, but I was patient enough. I knew that foreplay was important so it wouldn’t hurt so much. His warm hands squeezed my boobs a little harder, making me jump a little every time, but I liked the feeling. Suddenly he pinched both my nipples, making me gasp. ‘’I need to punish you for being a naughty girl, but not tonight’’ He warned me and then moved his hands on my back, sliding them down until he clutched my bum. He did it to press our clothed crotches closer. Then he leaned back against the bedpost and attached his lips on my neck.

‘’Damn..I can feel how wet you are’’ J admitted and grinded his hard on against me. My eyes nearly rolled to the back of my head from the unfamiliar touch, but the feeling it made. My clit was pulsing by now because I was so eager for his touch. ‘’Oh baby girl..how long have you been waiting for me?’’ He licked his lips and kept planting kisses on my neck and chest. ‘’A few hours’’ I answered shortly, focusing on the small amount of friction that felt good already.

‘’Maybe..just maybe I won’t tease you too much now’’ He thought out loud. Then he rolled us over so he was on top. I looked into his eyes and now it was my turn to smirk. ‘’It must be tight in those boxers J’’ I whispered and touched his back with my nail, gently tho. ‘’Trust me, it is’’ He growled and then pressed his crotch against mine again, way harder than earlier because he was on top now. As I was about to moan, he pressed those sweet lips of his against mine, making me moan into his mouth. He grabbed my hair with his left hand to keep me steady. The feeling of him dry humping me was so good after waiting so long.

Then he let go of my lips, looking into my eyes silently for a while. He was probably finding it hard to keep control over his actions. ‘’Daddy’s hungry’’ He let me know. At first I didn’t get it, but I was quick to catch on. J went down on me and soon he bit my last piece of clothing, my undies. I watched as he slid them off very slowly, keeping eye contact while teasing the hell out of me. ‘’J’’ I whined impatiently, but couldn’t help but to admit that it was hot. His hands touched my thighs and then moved closer again. He moved his eyes away from my eyes to look at my heat. I felt a little shy and embarrassed again. No one had ever been this close to me.

‘’Oh you’re glistening..something needs to be done here’’ He purred excitedly and placed a kiss on my inner thigh. I squeezed the bedsheets and waited for him to do something. I didn’t even realize that I was holding my breath until he told me. ‘’Relax kitten, I’ll make you feel good’’ He promised me. I let out a long breath and then encouraged him with a smile. ‘’Please daddy’’ I begged him. Something twisted in his eyes and his grip got tighter, but I didn’t feel any pain. Then he licked my pussy slowly, from my clit to my opening. I gasped and then held my breath for a few seconds. J didn’t stop now. He kitten licked my wetness and then attached his mouth of my throbbing clit. I moaned loudly in pleasure. It didn’t hurt, yet.

J nibbled my clit with his teeth and made me arch my back. He put his right arm on my hips to keep me on place. ‘’Damn baby you taste so good’’ He complimented me and kept licking my clit. ‘’harder J’’ I whimpered, wanting more. I wanted him to take me harder. It was probably because I was so horny. ‘’Baby girl..I feel like after a few times you’ll be one feisty beast in bed’’ He chuckled and then pushed his index finger inside of me. He had long and kinda thick fingers. I had never felt that before from anyone else than myself and I had smaller fingers.

I chewed my bottom lip and whimpered as he started fingering me. It hurt a little, but it felt so good as well. Then I moved my hand to touch his arm he used to keep my hips down. J looked at my face to see if I was in any kind of discomfort.  He wasn’t smiling and he had a dark look on his smug face, but I could tell he was both happy but worried. He truly cared about me. ‘’Does my kitten enjoy this?’’ He purred and curled his long finger against me soft walls, hitting a spot that made me moan loudly. He noticed and kept pressing his finger against that magic spot. 

‘’Y-Yes’’ I answered him and tried to buck my hips, but it was useless. Suddenly he grabbed my hand and intertwined our fingers while using his other hand to pleasure me. Once he pulled out his finger, he pushed back two. This time he had more difficulties getting both in smoothly. I gulped and realized that it hurt a little. J saw it on my face and he stopped. ‘’Relax’’ He reminded me and used his thumb to rub my clit. ‘’Keep going’’ I told him a little unsurely. He listened to me and fingered me with two fingers, but he couldn’t get both fully in. My head leaned against the pillows and I squeezed his hand, but I still moaned out in both pleasure and pain. Soon he managed to get both fingers in and he pressed the magic spot again. 

‘’Fuck yes’’ I breathed out sharply. ‘’It wasn’t that hard to find’’ He told me proudly. I guess the magic spot was my G-spot. He was still slow with his fingers, but I wanted more now that I got more used to it. I wanted to feel him in me, to be connected with him. ‘’J’’ I whispered nervously and looked into his dark eyes. ‘’Yes baby?’’ He answered quickly and stopped moving his fingers. I felt how my juices stained the sheets. I couldn’t help but to think of the chance of bleeding.

‘’I want you’’ I told him honestly. J pulled out his fingers and climbed closer to my face. ‘’Do you want me now?’’ He questioned me with his sexy raspy voice and touched my bottom lips with the fingers he just used to finger fuck me with. I nodded and opened my mouth so I could taste myself. J pushed his fingers in my mouth and I sucked them clean. ‘’I’ll get a condom’’ He let me know. J pressed a kiss on my stomach, making me smile, before he got up. He walked to the dark brown drawer and opened it, grabbing a condom. Reality hit me again. This was it. I just hoped that he managed to remain as calm as possible. J wasn’t normal, but I couldn’t be happier to share this moment with him. No one else could replace him, never ever in a gazillion years.

J took off his boxers and then I saw his cock. My eyes widened. Now it looked even bigger. Pre-cum was dripping from his tip. He was stone hard. It would be a miracle if this wouldn’t hurt. I mean I barely managed two of his fingers and now that? He was at least nine inches long, at least! ‘’Do you want to put it on?’’ J asked me, knocking me out of my thoughts. He had holding the condom near me. I grabbed it from his hand and then ripped the small package open, revealing a slimy piece of rubber that would keep us away from infections and kids.

Then I looked at his cock. Was I supposed to touch him? What if I’d screw up? J noticed that I was staring, so he decided to speak. ‘’You’re adorable’’ He chuckled and then grabbed my wrist, bringing my hand close to his erection. My hands were trembling because I was so nervous, but damn I wanted this. ‘’Um..How do I know when it’s right?’’ I mumbled, feeling like my brain was running in circles. ‘’I’ll know, just roll it on’’ He encouraged me. His voice was raspier than normally. I grabbed his shaft and tried to keep a gentle touch. I had no idea if it hurt or what it felt like for him. Then I put the condom on his tip and tried to remember what I had learned earlier. I pinched the tip while rolling it on. Then I let go and looked at J for approval.

‘’Good, was it so hard?’’ J asked me and licked his lips. I shook my head no, but to be honest I just wanted to begin. ‘’Now baby girl you need to relax, okay?’’ He looked deep in my eyes while making me lie down on my back. ‘’I will’’ I promised him and took a shaky breath. Joker grabbed my legs and put them on his shoulders. Then he positioned himself close to my entrance, letting the tip touch me but he didn’t push in yet. My nerves were about to kill me.

‘’Hey, look at me’’ J demanded and I was quick to do so. He grabbed my hand and looked deep into my eyes. ‘’Do it’’ I whispered and prepared myself for the pain. I gritted my teeth as he pushed his length inside of me, stretching my walls that had never experienced this. First I couldn’t feel pain, until he got an inch or two in. ‘’Fuck’’ I hissed nervously and tensed my muscles.J stopped and clenched his jaw. This wasn’t easy for him either. ‘’Y/N, take it easy baby’’ He reminded me. Tears stung my eyes, but it was mostly because of my nerves. I had been thinking too much all day and this was the moment all that stress and worry came out. It didn’t hurt so much that I couldn’t handle it.

‘’You’re doing good, now be a good girl for daddy and relax’’ J spoke slowly, but deeply. I nodded and relaxed after taking a deep breath.He kept going slowly. I felt the struggle, since everything was so tight down there. J never broke eye-contact while he entered me. Then as I thought things wouldn’t get worse, I felt a stinging pain. ‘’Ow ow ow’’ I whined and gritted my teeth. J didn’t stop, he kept pushing himself in. I knew that he had torn my hymen. ‘’I know it hurts baby,but it’ll be over soon’’ He promised me seriously. The tears rolled down my face, but I didn’t sob. Then he cupped my cheek and wiped away a tear with his thumb. I liked J like this, which I never expected. 

Soon he was all the way in. J stopped, wanting me to adjust to his size. I was breathing heavily because my nerves were unravelling. It stung and hurt as my walls stretched, but it didn’t get any worse. Actually now that he wasn’t moving, it didn’t hurt too much. ‘’You’re doing so good’’ J purred and tried to stay still. Man he had been weeks without sex and now he had to contain himself, which was a hard task for Joker. I was so glad that he cared about me enough to not hurt me on purpose.

‘’Move’’ I whispered after a while. He nodded and pulled back. I gritted my teeth, but tried to stay relaxed as he moved. J was almost all the way out until he pushed back in, this time a little faster without stopping. I grunted in pain but the pleasure made it bearable. J growled under his breath. I untangled our hands so I could hug him by putting my hands on his strong back. J supported himself a little better now and found a better position. Soon he was finding a slow but steady rhythm. One more single tear rolled down my face until I started to find pleasure coming above the pain. I moaned quite loudly now, allowing J to know that the worst pain was over. He smiled, but it quickly faded as he started to pace up.

My nails raked his back without me noticing. ‘’Fuck J’’ I cried out in pleasure. The feeling was new but so lovely. His big cock rubbed my soft and sensitive walls by every move and once he was in me, his tip hit the magic spot that made my eyes roll to the back of my head. ‘’Do you feel good?’’ He asked me darkly and he gritted his teeth. We were both getting sweaty, but neither of us minded. ‘’Y-Y..ah fuck yes!’’ I wailed out happily. J started breathing heavily and so did I, but I was a moaning mess as well. I bucked my hips against J’s to get more friction. I wanted him to go faster and not be so careful anymore. Just like I read the pain goes away after a few minutes. Now I felt simply amazing.

‘’Faster..’’ I whispered quietly, but he didn’t quite catch it. I knew he wanted to go slow to keep me safe which was sweet. J probably found this hard, since he actually gave a fuck about me. I knew how to make him take me harder tho. ‘’Fuck me harder daddy’’I told him loudly. J slowed down until he stopped. My ass was wet because I was legit dripping arousal. J put his hand on my jaw and looked into my eyes seriously. ‘’Y/N..don’t get me to the point where I can’t control myself’’ He warned me, but I knew he wanted it. Me being the crazy girl who didn’t follow rules anyway did something else.

‘’I know you want to..I can take you daddy’’ I purred and bucked my hips, already missing the feeling of him fucking me. I wanted more. I didn’t even care if it hurt a little bit. ‘’Y/N’’ J growled and shut his eyes. I smirked, knowing that I got him. ‘’I’m all yours daddy, look at me’’ I said innocently. When he opened his eyes I used my left hand to touch my clit. J looked at my actions for a few seconds until he lost it. He grabbed my wrist harshly and pinned it next to my head. ‘’Oh darling you’ll cry soon’’ He warned me angrily. Finally. 

Before I could answer, he grabbed the bedpost and let his anger out on me, just as I expected him to. J pounded himself balls deep in me, making the sound of skin slapping against skin echo in our room and probably the entire penthouse.’’Yes..Yes daddy’’ I gasped and rolled my eyes to the back of my head again. Then I curled my toes and felt a knot forming in my stomach. J was going really hard, harder now that I thought he would. ‘’Is this what you wanted?’’ He growled heatedly. I couldn’t even answer him. The pleasure and pain mixed together had me overwhelmed. My mouth was open and I was gasping between my loud cries of pleasure. The look in J’s eyes was so sexy but dangerous.

I had awakened a beast.

J kept slamming his entire length in me, until a strong feeling seemed to come closer. I guess I was close to an orgasm. Although I also read that most women don’t come the first time, or even the first few times. ‘’J’’ I tried to say his name, but it came out as a whisper. J growled and kept doing this hard work. A shiver ran down my spine and I struggled to breathe. It felt so good. ‘’J’’ I tried again and it came out a little louder. ‘’You’re close, I know’’ he let me know. Tomorrow would be a day I’d find it hard to walk. I just felt it.

As the feeling grew stronger, tears stung my eyes again. I wanted to let go so bad, but I found it hard. I blinked, letting the tears wash down my face. But the roughness was fucking amazing. I knew I wasn’t normal. ‘’Ah-’’ I screamed, but fell silent as a wave of pleasure washed across my entire body, feeling like a good slap. It’s like all my other senses numbed down, only allowing me to feel the amazing feeling. It made my abdomen muscles tense. I curled my toes and used my free hand to dig my nails into J’s back.

After a while I came back to my senses, still feeling like heaven, but something unexpected happened. I got super sensitive. It’s like every move J did was like twenty times more sensitive. ‘’J’’ I whimpered, still recovering from that hard orgasm. He didn’t stop yet. I screamed out and my body started shaking. I was pushing him, but I wanted more. I wanted this, but my body couldn’t handle much more. J noticed and then stopped. He pulled out and put my legs down. I squeezed them together, panting hard on the bed now. J took off the condom and I watched as he came seconds later. His cum cum shot on my body, landing on my stomach. His entire hot load just pooled on my skin as I panted.

For some reason I liked that dirty sight of being covered in his cum. But now I felt like I was on fire, but it was so worth it. J was breathing heavily and he ran his hand through his hair. I cracked a smile and I looked at my boyfriend. Suddenly I felt much closer to him, it’s like we were more serious. ‘’Thank you’’ I whispered tiredly, but I was so happy. J  looked into my eyes more calmly now. ‘’Well it’s not over yet doll face. I need to run you a bath, you’re bleeding’’ He let me know. My eyes widened. Then I sat up, ignoring the burning sensation. He was right. There was a little blood on the sheets. Fuck.

I wasn’t sure if he was angry or not, but I still grew nervous.’’Shit sorry..I-I’ll clean up’’ I promised him quickly. Before I could panic more, J cupped my face and kissed me. It took me by surprise, but I kissed him back. The kiss was sweet and salty, but it sure calmed me down. Then J grabbed my wrists and let me put my hands on his chest. ‘’Oh kitten just take it easy, it’s fine. Daddy isn’t mad at you’’ He assured me. ‘’I lov..’’ I started, but quickly shut up. His smile faded. Joker never told anyone those three words, at least not that I knew of it. He knew how to show his emotions, especially when he got protective over me or when he wanted to spend time with me. He knew it as well ,but so far he had never said that he loved me. I was kinda nervous now. Everything went well, but I went and tried to say those words to him.

Way to go.

‘’I loved it’’ I cleared my throat, talking about the sex. Maybe he’d think through it. J sighed and then stood up. I thought he’d leave me alone, but instead he picked me up in his strong arms. So he carried me to the master bathroom. ‘’I know what you were going to say Y/N’’ he admitted ,but I was unsure if he was angry at me or not. He wasn’t obvious like an open book. No, Joker was a nut that was hard to crack, but I was going the right way. ‘’Sorry’’ I whispered and looked down. He put me on my feet and locked the white bathroom door. My legs were numb, kinda feeling like jelly. So I sat on the edge of the tub quickly. Then I watched as J let the warm water fill the big tub, big enough for two.

‘’Don’t be sorry’’ He started a little angrily. Well sherlock it wasn’t easy not to be. I didn’t want to ruin a perfect night with my own stupid feelings in words. J kneeled down in front of me and rested his head on my knees. ‘’Do you mean it?’’ He wanted to know. A blush spread on my already rosy cheeks. Then I nodded, a little scared if I had to be honest. Instead of getting mad at me like I expected him to be, instead of hitting me neither, he did the opposite.

‘’Well..I think that’s good, so I know our feelings are mutual’’ He let me know mysteriously. Just as I expected, he wouldn’t say ‘I love you’ but he found a way to let me know. 

Well this was a perfect valentine’s day..

|| jealous ||

{summary: what happens when your best friend knows about a certain spiderboy’s crush on you?}

a few readers want me to start sinning by doing n-fw peter parker headcanons tomorrow and i just promised another reader to update mafia!bucky’s series on saturday…so before i sin with all of these n-fw and sm-tty posts, let me post this one imagine that features my oc, David Pennington, again [♥]

keep in mind, just because dave is in this story, it has nothing to do with ||love like a comic book|| [♥]

tags [permanent + peter parker]: @ghostedwolf , @psychicwitchphilosopher , @pharaohkiller , @moonlight53 , @wannabe-weasley , @mcusebstan , @tmrhollandkay , @pepcvina , @nekonerdxox , @lokigirl18 , @fangeekkk , @kylielo22 , @wavy-ley , @lghockey , @buckysendoftheline , @1022bridgetp , @potterjamesharry

warnings: none, if you don’t include a jealous!peter parker ;) ;) ;)

oc mention: dave pennington; reader’s best friend who has blond hair and blue eyes. for me personally, i picture him as looking kinda like dave strider ((from homestuck)) but you readers can imagine him as appearing like harris-n -sterfield (sorry for the weird formatting on his name, i just don’t want this story to appear in his tags [♥] )

**please don’t plagiarize/repost this story. reblogs are fine**

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David Pennington always knew that Peter Parker had a thing for his best friend and sister from another mister, [Full Name], he just had to do something to make that nerd confess to her once and for all.

He absolutely loved [Name] and would do anything to protect her, which was why he wanted that Peter guy together with her. For starters, he wasn’t a total fuckboi, or a pompous and rich asshole like Flash Thompson. Earning the title of being [Name’s] best friend meant that he had to do everything in his power to look after her.

And if he had to set her up with a good boy like Peter Parker by using dirty means, then so be it.

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“Dude. It’s paintings and poetry. Together. It’s ‘swasome as hell. Da Vinci said it himself — painting is poetry that is seen rather than felt, and poetry is painting that is felt rather than seen.”

“Wow. You have all quotes just ready to go, don’t you?”

“Nah, I just opened my book on a random page,” Nursey said, one arm still wrapped around Dex’s shoulders, and showed Dex the page he had read the quote from, making his defense partner snort. It was a side note, written in italics and underlined with a purple marker by Nursey — purple pen meant personal interest, Dex knew already. Just like he knew the red pen was for important stuff, the blue pen was for additional notes, the yellow marker was for the stuff his professor deemed especially important, and the green pen was to underline the lines in poems that were just “mad chill”. Dex had his colored pens right down to an art already and pretended that it wasn’t weird to know so much about Nursey’s studying habits.

“I’d read you one of the poems, but I thought you wouldn’t get it,” Nursey chirped as he finally closed the book. His arm was still around Dex’s shoulders. It was … nice. Weirdly nice.

“You got that right,” Dex chuckled. Seriously, Painting as Poetry? It sounded like a douchey book, assigned for a douchey class. No wonder Nursey was so over the heels for it. “Aren’t those artsy poems meant to be looked at, anyways? Not read out loud? If I remember anything from high school, that shit just sounds weird spoken out loud. Like a broken record.”

“Meh, I guess. But they’re pretty to look at,” Nursey shrugged. His arm was still around Dex’s shoulders. It was getting infuriating. Infuriating in a whole different way than Nursey’s presence usually was.

Dex tried to pretend he didn’t mind, though. In fact, he was almost afraid to move, aside from walking, in case he accidentaly ended this whole new, getting along thing they had going. They were always just one wrongful curve away from an argument, albeit that curve started to getting farther and farther away with each conversation, and he was just curious to see how long it was able to go. It was pure science.

Besides, it was nice. In a way he could all too easily get used to.

Headcanons for Kylo dating a plus size girl

AN:I have never seen much things for kylo ren x plus size reader so I decided to make headcanons for it🤷‍♀️

Originally posted by tfareylo

•can we just start with how much he would fucking love you

•his whole life has been sad and lonely

•then when you guys get together it’s like all the happiness he’ll ever need in his life

•especially with his cold personality towards others and his sharp edges he loves the way your warm plush figure hugs and holds him

•so you two would probably first meet when you were assigned his apprentice

•when he walked into the room he noticed that you were not scared, something he’s not used to

•at first he showed nothing but hate for you(only to trying to get rid of this feeling he kept feeling for you)

•he seriously completely falls in love with you seeing how badass you are while training and how good with the force you are

•but even if he tried to get you off of his mind, the both of you got pretty close,spending so much time together.

•for you, you didn’t know what this attraction to him was. Was it admiration for all the hard work he put into training you? Or was it love?

•for kylo, he knew it was love. He also knew that you could never feel the same for him. Right?

•it’s been a few months and at this point, you have both completely fallen for another

•kylo finally decides to do something about it, so after training he walks up to you and grabs your face smashing his lips into yours

•you guys are basically the most badass couple in the galaxy

•if anyone says one thing negative about you kylo will have their heads on a platter (he’s very protective of his baby)

•same thing for you

•he loves when you’re the big spoon. Especially when his back is facing you and you hug him from behind, it makes him feel so loved and safe

•during sex you guys both fucking worship each other’s bodies

•even though kylo hates them, you fucking love his scars and he has one that is right above his abdomen and when you kiss all his scars and get to that one, oh god it gets the boy going

•he’ll always compliment your insecurities in and out of the bedroom

•literally will walk up to you and slap your ass(making you a blushing mess)

•he is literally the most understanding person

•since he’s been insecure his whole life he really understands you

•but back to the protective thing, he also gets very jealous

•if you are even talking to another man kylo becomes jealous, since he thinks you deserve better

•but kylo is literally so perfect for you and you reassure him that everytime

•kylo literally loves you so much and wouldn’t change anything about you or your relationship

Okay, I’m seriously so sad right now! How classic is it that there are HUGELY dedicated fans who got to the venue early af and waited all day in hopes to get close to the stage, are now at the very back because the same people (it seems) who get picked by TN over and over and over again for amazing Taylor experiences got let in first. I mean just because someone doesn’t have a big social media following does not make them any less of a fan. It just makes me sad seeing the same people getting VIP treatment from TN because they have a bigger following on social media therefore they can get noticed easier, yet there are so many SUPER LOYAL dedicated fans who always get the shaft. I understand that obviously it’s impossible to please everyone and life isn’t fair, it just bums me out.

anonymous asked:

Hihi, glow in the dark stars anon here, once again ^^. I've noticed you wanted requests so I'm gonna send you one! How about an MC who is very innocent and sweet but as soon as their older brother comes into town, they become a fowl-mouthed memer and is constantly making jokes, and how would the RFA + V + Saeran react to such events. Sorry if it doesn't make sense;; (by the way how was your day? Oh, and keep up the good work my dude !!) <333

hey stars anon!(that’s your nickname now bc i love ya~)  my dude, you are like, my favorite anon?? you come up with great ideas wowie wow!! this is me but with my pals..im an only child;;

my day - well yesterday - was good. busy, but good! i’m finally getting over this weird cold. how was yours? ^^ and thank you, again! (/◔ ◡ ◔)/


zen

  • mc told him their brother was coming to town all excitedly and that they wanted zen to meet him. he agreed. family is important to him! ..yes im still salty about his family¬_¬
  • also this is like, the first time he’s gonna meet mc’s family its time to Impress
  • so they go, and zen really doesn’t know what he’s expecting besides hoping their family likes him 
  • their parents were kind of how he thought - nice and sweet, asking him questions
  • and then their brother came 
  • “mc!” their brother called. he was answered with a hug from them aw sweet not for long, zenny
  • “hey you nerd!” mc started, and then it pretty much went from there 
  • zen wasn’t really surprised at all the inside jokes they had, but there was? so many?? he had never seen mc make this many jokes
  • also did mc just say ‘fuck’? he was pretty sure he never heard them say ‘damn’ and now they upgraded to all this??
  • oh well, their brother liked him 
  • when they left, he got kind of pouty 
  • babeeee do you feel uncomfortable around me?” “what do you mean?”
  • “you don’t curse and joke that much with me, and you can, you know!” 
  • he just wants to have as many inside jokes   

yoosung

  • they were meeting up with mc’s brother for lunch!
  • he wasn’t going to be in town long, but mc was still so excited
  • yoosung thought they looked so cute all excited and now he is too
  • they got to the restaurant first and waited 
  • mc’s brother found them at the table and shook yoosung’s hand before hugging mc
  • “well now you have to tell me everything about your boyfriend, my dear sibling. and if i have to send him back to hell.”
  • *cue a slightly scared yoosung*
  • “i’ll tell you he’s better than that shithead you dated last year.” 
  • *cue a surprised yoosung now*
  • who are you and what have you done to my mc?
  • things continued this way, and they even started laughing at memes together
  • they made one of their brother’s old girlfriend…ok that one was funny
  • after lunch, yoosung kind of observes them for a while 
  • they stumble while walking once and mutter, “oh dang-”
  • mc when your brother accidentally kicked you under the table, you said something much worse 
  • oh well, he’s happy he got to see a new side of mc

jaehee

  • their brother dropped by the cafe right after they closed, but of course they let him in
  • jaehee made him a cup and he said it was the best coffee he’s tasted
  • “is your tea this hot too?” he asked
  • she was about to answer seriously, but mc knew better 
  • “it sure as hell is, and i have so many stories to tell you”
  • jaehee’s like: …how did we get from tea to stories
  • and then mc starts telling him about all the shit i apparently put the cafe through stories of customers and stuff
  • it was the same stories mc and her told everyone, but mc added more emphasis and..curse words in this retelling
  • if jaehee could become her question mark emoji, she would right then
  • at one point, mc told her to come sit with them 
  • so she did, sitting next to mc
  • “there’s one last thing I haven’t told you, dear brother.” they say 
  • but before they continue, they kiss jaehee’s cheek. “meet my girlfriend”
  • on the inside, jaehee was yelling because girlfriend!! but also cause she thought he knew– 
  • their brother paused for a minute before whispering, “et tu, brute?” 
  • and that’s how mc and jaehee found out their brother is also gay wow 

jumin

  • he invited their brother to the penthouse
  • he brought out the fancy wine, elizabeth was on her best behavior, things were good
  • and mc’s brother was nice and seemed to like him 
  • so all in all, the evening went well
  • except that jumin spent almost half of the evening being confused
  • because first off, when did mc get such a foul mouth what the he ck 
  • and second, what is a ‘meme’? 
  • “woah, wait. your boyfriend doesn’t know what a meme is, mc? hm…i dunno if i like him”
  • “calm your tits, brother. memes aren’t everything.” are u sure, mc?
  •  jumin is lowkey like ‘how can he calm his tits wtf’
  • anyways, mc’s brother assures that he was kidding and that he actually really likes jumin
  • who’s the real winner now
  • when their brother left, mc went back to being the innocent mc he knew
  • “…my love?” “yes, jumin?” “what just happened?”
  • he’ll get used to it

707 / luciel / saeyoung

  • when they told him their brother was in town, he yelled for a little bit
  • how is this dork gonna impress mc’s family?
  • decides he needs to clean the bunker 
  • amazingly, he does it without vanderwood’s help a miracle
  • almost puts on a suit, but mc stops him
  • when their brother came over, mc’s attitude completely changes
  • and saeyoung just observes them for a while and realizes what he has to do
  • it’s literally just channel the 707 attitude. which he is an expert in doing
  • and now…let the memes begin
  • oh, mc’s brother likes this guy
  • it goes better than expected. they’re practically best friends now 
  • the only thing is, saeyoung doesn’t curse that much
  • so after their brother leaves, he’s like “mc, i didn’t know you had such a potty mouth!” 
  • watch them feign innocence for a bit
  • it doesn’t work, but everyone’s still happy

v / jihyun

  • came over to mc’s apartment to find their brother with them
  • it was a surprise
  • “oh, nice to meet you!”. they all sit and chat
  • v could’ve sworn he heard mc threaten their brother not to make any blind jokes
  • something along the lines of  “make one blind joke and so help me, i will fucking murder you”
  • v feels like he should be scared
  • there are no blind jokes, but there are a lot of memes
  • which he also doesn’t understand that well, but he catches on faster than jumin
  • “mc, I need to teach your boyfriend the art of memes.” 
  • ooh now v is really scared
  • but it goes better than he expected
  • his favorite ones are now the bee movie memes and ‘bees?’
  • he tried it once with the whole rfa around, like jumin asked when the next party date was and he just looked at him and went: “bees?”
  • mc was so proud. jumin felt betrayed. saeyoung lost his shit.
  • they got that on video and when they showed their brother: “mc, marry this man right now”

saeran 

  • they met at mc’s work
  • saeran was picking them up and they ran into mc’s brother
  • “oh! i didn’t know you were back in town!” “yeah. surprise!!”
  • saeran is like lowkey scared at first
  • but then the Truth Is Revealed
  • and now he almost hates himself
  • why is he always stuck with the memers
  • even mc got pulled into this, his one saving grace
  • though he found it kinda hot when they cursed, he just wanted to kiss them
  • heyy bringing back my saeran is ace headcanon haha no smut for you
  • anyways, though saeran doesn’t like memes, he understands them and can joke with mc’s brother
  • mc’s brother likes him
  • when he leaves, saeran is so glad they’re back to the mc he knows more
  • except like, hey, maybe curse more
  • they end up doing so when they figure out they get more kisses that way
The Mysterious Prom Date (Part 1): Peter Parker Series

Warnings: mention of vomit and allergies but as a joke nothing bad happens, food, embarrassment, adorable little Peter Parker

A/N: This was not a request. I’ve been working on this as a little “I’m Sorry” for not being active. If you like it, and ask, I may make this a series! I have a lot of ideas for it :)

Originally posted by gounderoos

(not my gif)

Blind dates aren’t exactly something you participate in willingly. They were always awkward and if you ended up not liking the guy, you’d end up stuck having dinner with some conceited jerk who only talks about his muscles or how many people he’s dated. Yeah, not fun.

If you thought blind dates were bad, imagine a blind date… to prom.

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Just your friendly neighborhood update yall

Don’t worry, the blog isn’t dead!  But it will be a little while before I start updating semi-consistently again.  Let me explain.  

I play on my school’s tennis team, and right now I’m at the beginning of my school’s tennis season.  It’s only a month long, but it’s SUPER intense, and we often have 2-3 games a week.  Between that and my schoolwork/applying for scholarships, I don’t have an awful lot of time to sit down and seriously draw stuff.  But as soon as the tennis season’s over (near the end of September), I’ll have loads of free time again and semi-regular blog updates will start. I’ve got an update in progress right now that I’ll work on in short bursts when I can, so you may get an update sometime during this next month.  

That, said I will be closing the askbox for the duration of this little mini-break.  A lot of the important/pertinent questions right now have been asked already, and I can’t help but feel kinda guilty when I check in and there’s another 2-3 asks that I can’t work on.  But, I will be opening it back up as soon as the tennis season is over!  See you all then :)

- Mod Z

I had a great Saturday at Birmingham Collectormania hanging out with @awesomelesbiansurgeon and @room-2o3, and meeting this special bean:

(no Jemma, holding the mic to your ear does not, in fact, help you hear the questions, but thanks for being so cute.)

Anyway, nothing special here but I’m just writing things down for my own benefit while I still remember something. This post is basically just me rambling for far too long.

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 HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER SENTENCE STARTERS

❝  I don’t kiss and tell. 
❝ Why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?❞ 
❝ We are so, so screwed. ❞
❝ Smile or go to jail. ❞ 
❝ And you call me immature? I’m the most grown up grown up ever compared to your dumbass.❞
❝ See, sexting pays off. ❞
❝ Someone woke up in a mood to fight this morning.❞
❝ Whatever it takes, isn’t that what you said? ❞
❝ Wow, someone has daddy issues? ❞ 
❝ You should have worn a condom. ❞
❝ Bitches be crazy. ❞
❝ You call it crazy, I call it winning. ❞
❝ I can’t sleep without having nightmares. I’m scared I might be going crazy. ❞ 
❝ Thank god I don’t have a gun or I’d shoot her myself. ❞
❝ Let the slut shaming begin. ❞ 
❝ Get me some chocolate chip cookies. I hate all this healthy food! ❞
❝ Shouldn’t I be getting some credit for trying to be a good person? ❞
❝ You said you wanted to know me. Even the bad things. ❞
❝ We’re bad people. That’s the only thing we have in common. ❞
❝ You taste like my sauce. ❞
❝ Men lie, that’s all they’re good at. ❞
❝ Honestly? I’ve got like six guys on my jock right now. I need to focus. ❞
❝ Seriously, just because my facial hair isn’t as luscious as yours, doesn’t mean I still can’t kick your ass. ❞
❝ I don’t do boyfriends. ❞
❝ You’re a misogynistic ass. ❞
❝ I think about you all the time. It’s freakin’ annoying. ❞
❝ Keep lying that good and you might actually get away with this. ❞
❝ Afraid we’ll kiss again if we’re too close? ❞
❝ Like I’d ever want to screw you. ❞ 
❝ What’s next? We change our relationship status on Facebook? ❞
❝ No woman wants to be on the receiving side of that. ❞
❝ I’m so freakin’ mad I wasn’t born gay! ❞  
❝ But here’s the thing: I love me. ❞
❝ This could take a while, wanna sneak upstairs? ❞ 
❝ I look nice, I know, but that’s just my face. ❞
❝ This works on women as well as men. ❞ 

Wonho - “Hold onto me”

Originally posted by wonho-aesthetics

“Would you shut up?” you heard Wonho yell as soon as you walked into the apartment. 

Changkyun and Jooheon shot you sly smiles, meeting you at the door.

“Thank God you’re here. He’s being such an asshole, I can’t handle it anymore.” Jooheon said.

You looked over to the couch and saw Wonho playing video games rather intensely.  You’d been with him long enough to know that the rare chance he was able to play video games, he wanted to do so in quiet and concentration.

You weren’t sure if he had heard you walk in or not, so you were planning on making your presence known.

You walked up behind him on the couch and flicked his ear.  You heard sharp gasps from both Changkyun and Jooheon.

You didn’t get a response out of him, but he rubbed his ear for a second before giving the video game his full concentration again.

This time you rubbed your hand lovingly on his neck.

Do it again…I dare ya.” he said, voice low and sounding mean.

Never one to turn down a dare, you took both hands and rubbed them on either side of his neck.

In an instant, Wonho threw the controller on the floor and turned towards, who he assumed was Jooheon, body tense for the shove he wanted to give him.

But as soon as he turned around, he saw your sweet smile and his demeanor immediately changed.

“Babe! When did you get here?!” he asked, jumping over the couch to hug you.

“Wait, what the fuck just happened?” Changkyun asked no one in particular.

You were in Wonho’s arms, but turned your head slightly towards the other guys in the room.

“What’s wrong?” you asked, confused.

“You do realize if Jooheon had been the one behind the couch, his ass would be on the floor…but…this…this is confusing.” Changkyun said, looking between the two of you.

“Oh young one, you’ll soon learn that I am on a whole different level than Jooheon, or anyone else really.” you said, smirking at them.

You turned back towards Wonho and nuzzled your face into his warm neck.

“I missed you, so I decided to stop on by. I hope that’s okay.” you said.

“Of course that’s okay.” he said, pulling you tighter against him.  “I can play video games any time. I’d rather spend my time with you.”

“Okay, I feel like I just stepped into the Twilight Zone.” Jooheon said, staring at you in amazement.

“Why do you hug her, but punch us?” Changkyun asked.

“Well, there are certain things I do for him, that you guys just can’t.” you said, smirking up at them.

“Well, I mean….we could…” Jooheon said, leering at Wonho.

“Okay, that’s where we walk away!” You said, pulling on Wonho’s arm.

“Ya nasty!!” you shout as Wonho closes his bedroom door.  You could hear laughter on the other side.

————

Two hours later you and Wonho were still laying in bed.  The time you guys got together was always spent being as close as possible.  Right now, they were in the midst of practicing for their comeback for next month, so this time would be the last for a while.

“Babe, I should get up and make us some food.” you said, pulling yourself from his grip.

You heard Wonho mumble, but he didn’t loosen his arms from around you.

“Seriously, you need to eat. We both do.” you said.

You took one look at Wonho’s face and changed your demeanor.  The sadness that was so often there when you two had to part was slowly surfacing.

“Babe, what can I do?” you asked, wanting to take on his burden if you could.

“Just…hold onto me.” he said, putting his head on your chest.

You wrapped your arms tightly around his shoulders as he clung to you.

Seeing him like this hurt you, but also made you fall in love with him that much more.  There would be hard times coming, but you knew you would always have each other.

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Request from this prompt list.

I Want To Save You

Pairing: Dean x Reader
Words: 1073
Requested by @captainemwinchester:  May I request a Dean x Reader. Dean and the reader are hunting budys and something goes wrong with the hunt and he’s just really protecfull of the reader


           Dean had never wanted to bring anyone else into his hunting “circle” besides him and Sam. He didn’t want to put anyone else in danger. It took you months to weasel your way into the Impala. And before Dean realized it, you were hunting with him and Sam regularly. You were a part of the team.

           Sam was on a case with Garth when you and Dean caught wind of a possible rugaru in a town not far from where you were. The two of you could handle it; you had taken on worse individually.

           “Watch your back,” Dean instructed as the two of you made it into the house where you had tracked the rugaru activity.

           You nodded, “I got it.”

           You were in the kitchen when you heard someone behind you. You turned quickly, but it was just a cat, running from another room.

           Just as you were about to turn back around, you felt someone grab you from behind. You had just enough time to scream before the arm was around your neck.

           You knew you were a goner. This guy was going to rip you apart with his teeth. You were going to die right here.

           As you tried to fight against him, you felt his grip loosen, but instead of just letting you go, he pushed you hard, making you stumble and fall against the counter. You felt your head hit the counter and you were out. 

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Just a little too high

Riskua is deathly afraid of flying and Ace is the one who has to sit next to her. Oh, and they’re meeting for the first time.

“-don’t care in the least! Yes, I’ll get food on my way back! Look, Sabo, I’ve gotta go, I’m just getting on the pla-”

Ace can’t quite finish his sentence, looking down at his ticket and then back to the seat he’s found himself before. 

It’s the same number printed on the ticket, the window seat he’d requested. (Hey, don’t judge him but Ace likes to watch as they leave the world behind. That and turning corners is the coolest shit on a plane)

No, the seat isn’t the problem. Well, this isn’t even really a problem, so to speak.

He’d just not been expecting to have a bombshell of a woman to sit next to.

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1. “Stop touching my shoulder!” - “Y/N I’m walking in front of you…”

2.  “Did you hear that?”

3.  “Did you see that?”

6.  “We’re trapped in a haunted house and you’re trying to flirt with me?”

18.  “S-Stay away from me.”

with Eric

@lovekiziyahlove



It was the weekend and you were half asleep as you made your way through the building together with Eric. Being one of the leaders was great and all until you had to get up at 5 in the morning on your free day because there was an emergency situation no one wants to take care of.

“Stop touching my shoulder!” You mumble annoyed after you feel Eric hands for the 4th time.

“Y/N I’m walking in front of you…” Eric says, turning around towards you with a raised eyebrow.

You stop and look around frantically but there was nothing to be seen.

“How much did you sleep tonight.” Eric asks you and rolls his eyes.

“Seriously there was something touching my shoulder!” You say and hurry over to him, hugging his arm tightly.

“We’re trapped in a haunted house and you’re trying to flirt with me?” Eric says amused with a side glance towards you.

“Shut up! It’s not haunted and I’m not flirting!”

“Then why are you being so close?”

“So you…don’t get scared…”

“Yeah because that’s likely to happen.”

You got the impression that something wasn’t quite right here, though Eric wanted to hear none of it. Of course mister tough guy had to act like everything was fine when it clearly wasn’t.

“Eric…did you see that?”

“No.”

“Did you hear that?”

“No Y/N there’s nothing here, stop being such a…” He stops mid sentence and stares somewhere in the distance. You follow his gaze and see something dark coming around a corner in front of you.

“Oh damn…s-stay away from me!”

Jealous Kiwi || Calum Hood

Summary: pretty much ^. Calums insane jealousy causes the two of you to argue right before his show. The boys try to help, but the both of you are too stubborn to apologize and make up. Because of that, Calum doesn’t have his head at the right time. 

I M A G I N E 

“Who the fuck is Jacob?” Calum yells down at you in a seemingly patronizing way. The two of you were in his dressing room, practically having war like Game of Thrones. You decided to go out with your old friend Jacob since Calum was going to be in the studio all day. Although it wasn’t wise to leave that detail out, you thought it didn’t matter since Calum trusted you. But boy, were you wrong. 

“He’s an old friend, Calum, it’s not a big deal!” You yell back, backing away from Calum as his face was all up in yours. 

“It’s not a big deal?” Calum said with a lower, more surprising tone. You looked at him with a frown, having no response to say. “It’s not a big deal?” He says louder, making you a big nervous. “It’s a big fucking deal because you went out with a guy that wasn’t me.”

“I didn’t go on a fucking date with him! We just took a fucking stroll in the park and spoke!” You argued, but that only made Calum more fumed.

“A cute, little stroll in the park, eh?” Calum said with a sarcastic smile. “Might as well go eat at a cute, little tea shop and go back to his apartment for a cute, little fucking!” 

“Holy fuck, Calum, are you serious right now?” You started, feeling yourself extremely pissed off now. “I’m here at home while you’re off traveling the entire world and meeting girls who literally claim they are in love with you! Most of them want to fuck you, for fucks sake! And you meet a lot of undeniably attractive women, Calum, but I trust you. I trust you so much, you wouldn’t even believe it!” 

“That’s different, Y/N,” Calum growled. “I don’t go on cute, little fucking strolls with every single one of them.”

“Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me,” you sighed. “You’re the one touring the world with Hey Violet. You’re getting close to the red head, no? Taking cute, little strolls and having hang outs at tea shops.” You guys began to bicker at that point, sounding like an old, married couple. Suddenly, the other boys came in and the both of you went quiet. 

“Are you guys seriously arguing right now?” Michael said in disbelief. “We’ve got a show in like, 5 minutes.”

“So?” Calum asked harshly.

“So,” Luke picked up. “You guys should kiss and make up.”

“No thank you,” you said in a sarcastically sweet tone. Calum scoffed at you, making you wave him away as you looked away from him. 

“You guys, please, this is unnecessary,” Ashton pleaded. 

“No, she went out with some guy without telling me that she was!” Calum exclaimed, making you roll your eyes. 

“All we did was take a walk in the park,” you said quietly, looking down at your crossed arms. 

“Just apologize and make up al–”

“Not until she apologizes first!” Calum interrupts. You looked over at him with a face of shock. He wanted you to apologize first. You did nothing wrong.

“Nope!” You said, popping the ‘p’ when you said that. 

“Alright,” Calum said in a mad tone. He picked up his earpiece from the table and went to the boys. “Fine.” And with that, he left his dressing room. You looked over at the boys, hoping for some sympathy. But they all looked at you with disappointment before leaving you alone in the room. You let out a frustrated sigh, upset with yourself about not being honest in the first place. If you had been, you two wouldn’t be so bad right now. Attempting to shrug it for the moment, you left the dressing room and went to the right wing. But, as soon as Calum saw you, he had hurt and anger in his eyes. 

“Have a good show, guys,” you said quietly with a forced smile. 

“Where are you going, Y/N?” Michael asked. “You always stay and watch the show.”

“I’m going to the left wing to watch,” you said simply. 

“But you always stay on the right…” Calum said quietly. It was because that was the wing closest to Calum when he performed. 

“Change is good sometimes, Calum,” you mumbled. He then turned around to see you entirely as the crew was adjusting his earpiece.

“No, seriously, what is it?” Calum asked. 

“Okay, so…” you sighed, looking down. “I sorta gave Jacob a ticket to come to the concert to see you guys, and his seat is closest to the left wing…”

“Are you fucking serious?” Calum said, giving you a cold glare. “What the fuck does he look like?” After describing him as a tall, blonde dude wearing a hoodie that said ‘Posh,’ Calum nodded as though he mentally noted that. “All right, see you after the show.” He then turned back, with no kiss or anything. Only Ashton gave you a sympathy smile and hugged you tightly. Calum noticed this and rolled his eyes. Letting them perform, you skipped to the left wing and ended up being closer to Michael. He gave you a small smile before they started performing. 

But you noticed something very different during their show: Calum wasn’t singing at all. 

They finally went to Amnesia, giving you hope that you might hear Calum finally sing. You look to find Jacob in the crowd and gave him a little wave. He waved back and smiled. You look back at Calum, who gave you a glare, and then focused on Jacob for a moment. Such a jealous boy, that one. As Michael strummed, he and Luke backed off from their mics and let Calum steal the show. 

“I–” Calum started but quickly stopped, attempting to play it off my gesturing to the crowd. He let the crowd sing while he mouthed the words. Something was wrong. You were praying it wasn’t because of the fight the two of you shared. Calum walked over to Luke and spoke into his ear, having Luke nod. Luke gives a face to both Ashton and Michael, and they both understood. Michael then turned to you as you give him a face of confusion and oblivion. Michael mouths to you ‘Luke is singing all his parts,’ making your heart break a bit. 

Nearing the end, having you endure the pain from Calums silence throughout the show, you noticed that Calum spoke to Michael and the two of them switched positions. Calum was now at Michaels mic, which was close to you. He gave you a look before looking back at the crowd, specifically at Jacob. They were performing Girls Talk Boys.

When you’re talking to your girls, do you talk about me?” Luke sang as he was able to dance freely with no guitar on him. “Do you say that I’m a sweetheart? Do you say that I’m a freak?” You then finally heard Calum sing, but he was looking straight at you and nobody else.

Did you tell me white lies? Or did you tell me the truth?” Calum sang, completely changing the lyrics as if he was talking to you. Calum then looked at Jacob was a strong, cold glare. “Did you tell him that you love me the way that I’ve been loving you!” You looked down and began to blush. You couldn’t believe he was doing this.

Cause every night, you and I find ourselves,” Calum began singing his heart out, and way more seductively than usually. He even winked at you. “Kissing and touching like no one else.” He stared down at Jacob again. You then laughed, realizing what he was doing. He was telling Jacob that he had no shot with you because you were Calums and did things with him that not others will do with you. It made you smile that even after this nasty fight, Calum still loved you and adored you. He doesn’t want to lose you. That’s when you realize that you really were wrong and needed to apologize to him. 

“Thank you, and goodnight!” The show was finally over, with the boys escaping back to the right wing. You saw their sweaty bodies leave that stage with the crowd still screaming for more. So you walked back stage to go over to the boys. But before you knew it, you were grabbed into a sweaty pair of arms. 

“Calum?” You asked, feeling yourself get drenched in sweat with a heart beating fast against your body. 

“Baby, I love you so much,” Calum whispered, turning you around to see your face. “I just–”

“Hey no!” You interrupt. “I’m sorry. I should have told you I was hanging out with a guy today. I was afraid you’d get like this, but the truth is what makes a relationship work. So I’m sorry, I really am. It also seemed like it fucked up your performance so I should probably go.”

“What do you mean go? Go where?” Calum asked, his eyes widening a bit.

“Get out of your life so you can focus on your career,” you said quietly. It was heartbreaking to say it, but it’s true. He fucked up today because of you. Because of your lying. “Maybe it’s for the bes–” you were suddenly cut off when Calum slammed his plump lips on yours. 

“You’re what’s best for me, okay?” Calum said. You nodded, blushing like mad. “Next time we fight, we won’t yell. We will talk it out, even if it means delaying the show.” You also agree. “I love you, Y/N.”

“I love you, too,” you respond, giving him another kiss before grabbing his hand and walking with the rest of the boys. “Oh, I almost forgot!” You exclaimed, looking up at Calum. He gave you a confused look. “Jacob is gay.”

“Are you fucking kidding me, Y/N?” Calum says, feeling stupid and frustrated while you giggled. 

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Removing the Mask (Shyan)

AO3 Link: Here
Fandom: Buzzfeed Unsolved
Ship: Shyan (Shane Madej/Ryan Bergara)
Rating: General Audiences
Content Warning: fluff, getting together, first kiss, masks
Summary: Shane doesn’t believe in luck. But even he has to admit it’s a damn good coincidence that he got stuck sleeping in the same bed as Ryan that night.
Word Count: 1141
A/N: Questions, comments, concerns? Ask is open. (So is DM and AO3!)
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“You’re such a scaredy cat,” Shane teased.

“Shut up. It’s called self-preservation.”

“Against what?!”

Ryan’s hands tightened on the steering wheel for a fraction of a second. “Your unrelenting disbelief is frustrating, infuriating, and exhausting.”

“I’m too exhausted to deal with your gigantic words.” Shane glanced at Ryan from the corner of his eye. Ryan’s expression was flitting between exhausted to angry, to amused, a silent laugh crinkling the corners of his dark eyes.

Shane hadn’t meant to fall in love with his coworker… Slash best friend. They were just compatible, he supposed, though that probably made him sound as crazy as Ryan with all this ghost and ghoul talk. It wasn’t like he could do anything—they worked together.

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anonymous asked:

I dunno if you got this request or not yet (lol I follow too many blogs bless you guys!) Anyways, could you do one where the paladins find out their s/o has a lot of siblings like 6 siblings?

Pidge

  • “Holy smokes”
  • They’re going to be so overwhelmed with how many there are. They will not remember their names for at least three hours of talking to them.
  • #introvertproblems they don’t want to deal with this shit they just wanted to meet your family not the entire fucking population of Czechoslovakia what the heck is this what the he c k
  • They slowly warm up to them a few at a time.

Lance

  • He is Ready.
  • He’s such an outgoing person and is so excited when you tell him how many siblings you have.
  • He’s so excited whenever you invite him over from then on because he loves your family and they love him too
  • “Marry this boy.” is said to you a lot.
  • At the end of the day, he realizes how lucky he is that, out of all your siblings, he got to meet and fall in love with you.
    “I got the best one”

Keith

  • Is his name Bo Burnham because he Can’t Handle This right now.
  • Like seriously there are too many. How did you survive?? 
  • Your siblings will think he’s really weird at first, but they’ll eventually warm up to him as he warms up to them.
  • He probably won’t get really close to them for a long time, but since they’re your family, they’re going to be his, too.
  • He’s used to being alone, so this is a huge leap for him, but he actually likes it.
  • It’s nice to see what a real family is like.

Shiro

  • If you have tiny siblings, like 3-5ish age, they’re going to be all over him, especially when he helps make sure there are no monsters under their beds.
  • One of your aunts is going to hit on him
  • “(Y/n), he’s such a hottie how’d you trap his ass”
  • Your brothers (especially little ones) are going to love talking to him. Your little siblings will look up to him.
  • Your parents appreciate him. He offers to help with everything, and he’ll do a good job whenever they accept his offers.

Hunk

  • He’s kind of neutral on how many there are. It’s chill with him!!
  • He has a lot of common interests with your siblings and they love him immediately he’s so kind and warm (Y/n) marry him
  • Like seriously he radiates light and love
  • Anyway, they are going to get him into all their favorite shows and games and hobbies. He’s going home with a list of shows he has to watch
  • Good thing he has you to watch them with him ;) Cuddles on the couch and popcorn w/ good shows!!
  • Out of all of them, he’s the one your parents would approve of the fastest. He’s smart, respectful, kindhearted, strong, and good to you, what more could they ask for?
Lords React: Sickness

Nobunaga:

              “Foolish girl, getting sick at such an inopportune time.”  Your lord scolded his cold hand providing a much needed relief on the hot skin of your forehead. You managed a pained smile in response. He wasn’t lying, it wasn’t an opportune time. Not that getting sick was ever an opportune thing to do. But he was supposed to return to the front soon. He couldn’t afford to wait for you to get well. Takeda certainly wouldn’t.

              “Milord you shouldn’t be in here.” You chastised, trying the best to glare at him. “You might get sick.” A very real fear. You hadn’t known him to get ill, but with things the way they were and with uncertainty everywhere he needed his health. “I can’t have you going into battle ill.”

              “As though a devil like me could get sick.” He grumbled, replacing his hand with a cool cloth. “You are even more silly than I thought if you believe that I’d be affected by something so trivial as illness.” He grasped your hand, bringing it up to his mouth and brushing his lips against it. “I’ll have to punish you for doubting me later on.” His words made you laughed softly.

              “I’d never doubt you, Milord.” You yawned, moving your body closer to his sitting frame. “I’m fully expecting you to show me your divine rule once I am well”

Ieyasu:

              “I’m not going to drink it.” You declared, turning away from the pale haired man. “I’m fine, I promise. “You’d been in bed with a bad fever for three days, today, day four, you finally felt better. On top of the mandatory bed rest you’d been under, Lord Tokugawa had insisted, demanded, that you drink his ‘remedies’ daily. But today, today you finally felt well enough to say no.

              “What was that? Are you denying your Lord? It sounds like you’d prefer to be left to die in the mountains.” Ieyasu retorted, his usual eerily pleasant smile had been replaced with a frown. “The only reason you are feeling anything at all besides the coldness of death is because of this. You’re going to drink it.” His free hand reached up and grabbed you by your chin, tilting your face in his direction. “This is an order.” You kept your mouth shut. You knew you were being childish, but you were so tired of being cooped up and at his mercy, you just wanted a moment.

              The moment passed.

              And then another.

              Your eyes were locked with his, an unwavering battle. Finally, he huffed, tilting the bowl of green elixir into his own mouth.

              “Wait, Milord-“His lips all but slammed against yours the bowl that had been in his hand clattering to the floor as his fingers tangled in your hair. Your gasp only served to his purpose, the bitter liquid burning in your mouth and down your throat. He held you there, his tongue caressing your own till the thought of the medicine seemed far from your mind. By the time you realized that he had tricked you it was too late to do anything about it.

              Maybe you didn’t mind the medicine as much as you had thought.

Yukimura:

              You’re not sick, no you’re perfect fine, fresh off of a small spring cold. It is Lord Yukimura who is ill, his sniffles and feverish body leaving him basically useless to the Takeda forces. Useless, and upon your request, relegated to bed rest. Something that you both quickly discovered he did not like. Sanada Yukimura was not used to rested just to rest. A bottle of restless energy confined to your shared futon.

              “Lord Yukimura please” Your voice was only a tad exasperated, your hand naturally reaching for his, squeezing it for comfort. “The physician said-“

              “I can’t just sit here!” He interjects, a frustrated noise leaving his throat. “I have duties, I-“

              “Your duties won’t mean much if your cold gets any worse.” You cut him off, pressing a kiss to his warm forehead. “Just let me take care of you, like you are always taking care of me.” Your declaration quieted him down, allowing you to settle yourself beside him, humming softly.  He watched you work, his eyes never leaving your frame. It still amazed him that you thought so highly of him when you were the sunshine that brought light to all of his days.

              “I love you.”

              “I love you too.”

Masamune:

              You snuggled against the warm body lying next to you and sighed happily. Sure you had spent a good portion of the day out of commission but it had meant that Lord Masamune had come to your shared chambers earlier in the day, had insisted that he’d share the bed even if you were sick, and had spent most of the evening allowing you to doze in his safe embrace. Now that night had fallen, and his breath had evened out with sleep, you allowed yourself to think back on the events of the day

              You had woken up feeling under the weather, all but dragging yourself off the futon to attend to your daily duties. You knew Masamune was busy. The Dragon of Oshu was preparing for war again. As for yourself, a day of tending to the warm kitchen soon became overwhelming. Your body had felt so…heavy, as the hot air drenched you in sweat.

              Masamune had called you for tea, and you had almost made it to his room. So close, when the wave of dizziness shook you so hard you dropped the tea, the clatter sounding far away to your fading consciousness. You had come to in his room, his worried, oh so beautiful face peering down at you from above.

              “You’re awake” His voice was anxious. You realized he was clutching your hand in his own.

              “Lord Masamune?” You yawned his name, confusion evident on your features. “what happened?”

              He had explained it to you, telling you that the physician said you needed rest. Rest you would get. He’d given you three days of mandatory bed rest, much to your chagrin.

              As upset as you had wanted to be, all of your irritation had melted away right before bed when he had whispered in your ear that he would also be taking those three days off.

              Being sick wasn’t so bad after all.

Saizo:

              The sly ninja had known you were getting sick an entire day before you had even felt ill. “The little lady is a bit under the weather isn’t she?” he had declared, his long, tapered fingers resting on your forehead.  You had snorted, shaking your head in disagreement then.

              Now not so much. A cough, your cough, echoed in the room as you grumbled some nonsense statement about the soup that you were eating. He sat opposite of you, a smirk evident on his features. He’d told you to take it easy yesterday and you hadn’t taken him seriously. Now look at you.

              “Saizo stop” You huffed, glaring at him. “I don’t know what you are so happy about.”

              “I’m just happy my little lady gets a day of rest.” He retorted, combing his fingers through your hair. “after all, you working too much got you into this position, right?” Wrong. Although you knew he was right deep down, you couldn’t admit it. He seemed to understand, crawling under the covers and wrapping his arms around your waist, tugging you close to him.

              “Saizo!” You gasped at him, going to push him away. “I’m sick.” He kissed the top of your nose.          

              “Shhh” and you let him drag you down with him into the abyss of pleasure and sleep. 

Make Me Yours CH.2 IT’s Him (PennywiseXReader)

(Your P.O.V)

I woke up the next day to the sound of my mother making lunch, with tired eyes I look over to my watch; 12:45, great. I took my time getting up and just put on a pair of pants, ‘cause come on; sleeping in your underwear with a loose shirt and no bra on is amazing. Walking down the steps I caught my mother just in time before she walked out.

“Hey there sleepy beauty, are you feeling okay after last night?” she told me with a playful tone. I was a bit confused what she was talking about but a small flashback mad me remember, “Uhhh…yeah, I’m feeling a bit better but I need a bit more sleep, i’m feeling really exhausted.”

Looking at the counter I saw her purse next to a lunchbox.  "I  thought you didn’t work today mom.“ I said in confusion. "I didn’t think so either, but I got called in to the hospital because Annette had a few more to drink last night. So I’m taking her shift for today and tomorrow.” “Wow, seriously?” “Yeah, but I’m getting paid extra because of this, so that’s a good thing, right?”

She kisses my forehead and starts walking towards the front door, “There’s some leftovers in the fridge okay? I’ll be working late tonight, your father is at work and your brothers are out with friends and some girls, but just let them know, okay? Love you!” “Yeah, mom. I will, I love you too!”

Once she closed the front door, I opened the fridge to get myself a cold water before returning to my bedroom. I close the door behind me and I sit of the edge of my bed, taking a sip of my water I lay back on my bed. My conscious speaks to me, “So are you really going to ignore the fact that you just witnessed a fucking murder? What if the cops stop by again?! What if the murderer followed you home and knows where you live?! You know you saw those fucking eyes last night, those fiery yellow eyes looking dead at you with hunger. God knows what might happen next.”

I can’t let all this crazy shit continue running through my head, With my father at work, and my brothers probably out and about fucking around with friends I had the house to myself. So much, but so little can go wrong at the same time. Next thing I know, I see a dark tall figure at the corner of my right eye in my closet behind a curtain, I freeze when I saw those same fiery eyes.

(Pennywise’s P.O.V)

I haven’t been able to sleep for the rest of the night, my curiosity has me pacing back and forth in my lair thinking about that young woman. This has been nonstop ever since I laid my eyes on her hours ago, I looked up at the roof of my lair seeing that it was broad daylight, “She must be awake by now. The sooner the better.”

I teleport to the young woman’s front door, just as I was about to knock an adult woman opens the door and makes her way past me. Luckily, adults are not able to see me; but there she was, I was able to catch a glimpse of her before the adult closed the door. “Might as well just pop up in her closet and observe her for a minute so I can figure out a way to approach her.”  

I teleport to her closet, needles to say but nothing happens to cover it up but a black curtain. I stand there quietly waiting for her to come in, sure things enough she comes in and sits on her bed. Not only her beauty bothers me but her appearance itself makes me feel a bit intimidated and flustered.

She lays back on her bed and I caught a slight glimpse of her soft piquant stomach, curvy robust shaped body, looking up to her long soft neck with a small luscious vein popping out a long the side of it, I couldn’t help but I became licentious and indecent by just looking at her; her succulent looks make my appetite for her more anxious and to my surprise, more degrading, more……perverted.

I continue to look at her making my way to her beautiful e/c eyes, which surprised me, She was looking straight at me, “Oh shit.”

(Your own P.O.V)

I froze in fear,knowing those were the same eyes I saw last knight. IT’s him (LOL get it?). He found me, he probably slipped into my bedroom while I was downstairs or something. Whatever or whoever this is, is here to get rid of witnesses. Next thing you know, he steps out of the closet, I jump out of my bed and crawl backwards into a corner next to my bean bag chair, thinking he might jump at me, but instead he speaks to me in a calm and professional tone.

“Hey there, I didn’t mean to scare you. You were the girl back by the sewers weren’t you? Last night? You probably heard the screaming little boy, that was my fault…” As he keeps talking to me, I observe him, tall, lean and…..funny looking? This is the wild killer I saw last night? A FUCKING CLOWN?

Starring in complete awe, I couldn’t help but giggle a little. “… then I decide to come see you and you’re laughing at the thought that i’m a clown aren’t you?” I snap out of my thoughts and try to keep a straight face, “Wait, so you did the killing? The little boy? You were the glowing yellow eyes I saw last night? but your eyes are blue.”

I start to stand up from my corner and sits in my bean bag chair.“Yeah, my eyes glow yellow whenever I’m hungry, whether it’s food or any other hunger.” I blush at the thought of his other hungers. “Right, so uhh… you got a name?” “I’m Pennywise the Dancing Clown.” He gives me a creepy smile showing off his bucktooth front teeth and drool coming out of his mouth. Hearing his name and the jingles from him made me snicker even more.

“You’re not afraid of me?”  "In all honesty no… first off; our name really got me. I mean PENNYWISE? You couldn’t be named QUARTERWISE? Not something scary like Agramon? Or Aulock? or maybe….“ Before I can finish my sentence I hard a growl coming from him, within a blink of an eye he grabbed me by the throat and pinned me down on my bed. His eyes glowed a fiery reddish yellow. In that moment I knew I fucked up.

"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY HUMAN!! Do you not know all the pain and fear I can cause you? You’re nothing but a meal worm to this bird’s eye. I can cause as much pain….” As he continues to ramble on about his threat, surprisingly enough his threat did not scare me.

Being pinned down by his amazingly large hands and the smell of blood from his breath caused a bit of an arousal out of me. The smell of sewage rots my nose but has been over powered by the smell of carnival food. My stomach growls with hunger like never before. He happens to notice because he stopped in the middle of his sentence  and starred at me with big googly eyes. He bends over closer to my neck, taking in a deep sniff.

“Are you really not afraid of me?” Sill pinned under his grasp, I nodded 'no.’ He releases his grasp, eyes faded back to his diamond blue eyes; He takes a couple steps back and sits in the chair in a face of awe. I sat up and just starred at him, who knows what he might be thinking, I think I broke him. “I haven’t gotten your name yet.” “f/n,  f/n l/n….”  "F/n… beautiful.“

CH. NOTE: I have included many IT Easter eggs throughout the duration of this series. Name them and whoever gets them correct will get featured in my following chapter.

HINT: Pay attention to names included in the chapter, define them. Good Luck.​​​​​​​