seriously that shit is crazy

I’m seeing a lot of young transgender or non-binary people out there freaking out or going completely silent and removing all their info from their bios in light of the recent news in America. And I get that, I really, truly do.

But I also want you guys to know that it’s safe to come talk to me if you’re feeling pressured or scared or angry or whatever you’re feeling. If you’re comfortable with talking to me, go for it. :)

Secondly, if you’ve spoken to me about your gender for whatever reason, and are feeling scared about someone else finding out or you being being outed for any reason, please know that I will never reveal anything we have spoken about, anything you have sent to me or asked me about (as an anon or not) to anyone. What we discuss is private, and unless you give me permission to respond publicly or speak about it to others, it will stay between us. Always.

anonymous asked:

how do i turn on an aquarius mars guy?

Uhhh idk tbh maybe like adventurous,spontaneous people,intellectual people and conversations,likely to be interested in eccentric or unusual people or those who are loners I would assume??

Kink wise:
-Into new things,experimentation
-Novelty(toys,props,etc)
-Role play maybe lol
-Technology related so maybe filming shit,phone sex,acting out a porn,watching porn together
-Maybe mutual masturbation


Note:Bitch don’t take this seriously and come on to this hoe with some crazy fuck shit cuz this my opinion and does not guarantee what Aqua Mars likes😭😭

Literal TV Titles
  • NCIS: The spin-off that became TV's number one drama and stayed there for the past eleven-thousand years.
  • NCIS LA: Bang Bang, Sexy Time.
  • NCIS NOLA: The spin-off that takes place in New Orleans.
  • Supernatural: Two hot brothers hunt down monsters by being fake FBI agents.
  • Jane the Virgin: Virgin latino Christian gets pregnant through major mishap.
  • Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Do not let the title fool you.
  • Criminal Minds: Hot profilers profile crazy shit around the US.
  • Criminal Minds Suspect Behavior: The spin-off nobody cared about.
  • CSI: Hot CSI's solve crimes like cops.
  • CSI Miami: Guy takes off sunglasses. And there are CSIs.
  • CSI NY: The spin-off that people managed to care about.
  • CSI Cyber: Seriously, can we get this over with?
  • Criminal Minds Beyond Borders: Crazy shit goes down around the world. (AKA the spin-off people actually cared about. Also Gary Sinese is in it.)
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Heroic yet angsty teenager fights off the Apocalypse with her team of trusted friends, the Scoobies.
  • Angel: Heroic yet angsty vampire fights everything else in LA.
  • The Flash: The fastest man alive and awesome team.
  • Arrow: Felicity and friends.
  • Legends of Tomorrow: People trying not to destroy the time stream.
  • Supergirl: It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's not a man.
  • The Vampire Diaries: Complicated vampire romance.
  • The Originals: Dysfunctional family and daddy issues.
  • Friends: The comedy that started it all.
  • How I Met Your Mother: The show that people have to compare to Friends. (It's not!)
  • Veronica Mars: Teenage detective who's also a hot outcast.
  • Law and Order: Law and order.
  • Law and Order SVU: Law and order plus sex crimes.
  • Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The law. Without the order.
  • Bones: The greatest couples of the century. And bones!
  • Grey's Anatomy: Hot doctors have personal problems.
  • Chicago Fire: Hot firefighters in Chicago.
  • Chicago PD: Hot cops in Chicago.
  • Chicago Med: Hot doctors in Chicago.
  • Chicago Justice: Hot lawyers in Chicago. (Do you see it?)
  • Code Black: Los Angeles doctors and blood!
  • One Tree Hill: This small town has lots of issues.
  • Pretty Little Liars: Four girls, lots of issues.
  • New Girl: Adorkable teacher moves in with four guys.
  • Castle: It got canceled.
iKON to me
  • <p> <b>Bobby:</b> The biggest precious shit<p/><b>Hanbin:</b> Precious smiling shit<p/><b>Jinhwan & Donghyuk & Yunhyeong:</b> Precious cuties<p/><b>Junhoe:</b> Precious hoe<p/><b>Chanwoo:</b> Baby precious<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

The Hiddleswifties just told on themselves. Some were complaining that they e-mailed Perez Hilton to get him to cover their "theory", but he won't because they don't have the evidence yet.

Omg! Seriously?!? Screengrab that shit because if he comes out with an article mocking their crazy asses, they’ll try to blame us again!

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Hey guys

Irvine Welsh’s debut novel Trainspotting was shortlisted for the Man Booker Prize until some of the judges threatened to quit over it. This Ivory Tower English snobbery caused a bit of a ruckus, with many people being really pissed off that it didn’t make the cut. But if you’ve ever read the book, you know that there is some seriously crazy, unfilmable shit in there.

The book follows the lives of a group of professional junkies as they avoid work, get high, and hallucinate babies on the ceiling – the usual pastimes of the drug-addled. The movie is a great adaptation, cutting out some of the weirder parts and accentuating others, and it made Ewan McGregor a star so he could go on to play Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Remember the scene in the movie in which Renton and Sick Boy are hanging out at the park and Renton shoots a pit bull in the balls? Well, in the book, it’s Simon who takes the shot, the dog mauls its owner, and Sick Boy runs over and chokes the dog to death with a baseball bat. You know, just for kicks.

Strangely, that’s not the most horrifying part …

4 Scenes From Books That Were Too F***ed Up For The Movie

Okay, this has been in my head since Captain America: Civil War.

I would LOVE a Marvel team-up movie called The Buggs.

The team could consist of these characters:

  • Ant-Man
  • The Wasp
  • Spider-Man
  • Black Widow
  • Mantis (from the new Guardians of the Galaxy) [Depending on what happens to her in that film.]

And then the villains could be Electro and/or Shocker because they’re like giant bug zappers.

I’m guessing a lot of you feel this way:

(GIF sources unknown [these GIFs are yours please let me know].)

Seriously, I would watch the shit out of this movie. Am I crazy for thinking this would be cool?

Unda's 500 follower giveaway

So when I used to commute a lot before I had my laptop I’d write the rough versions of my fics in notebooks. The two that I have in my hand here are the early bits of Property of Sanji. The books are different from the fics, some bits were wrote just on the computer and some bits from the books never made it into the fic.

I gave elke one from another fic a while back when she found it at my place and she said that other people might want them. So! In celebration of passing 500 followers I thought I might give these away to anyone who’s interested! I’m not super sentimental so I’ve no reason to hold onto them and perhaps some of you might like them.

I’ll ship anywhere in the world so anyone can enter. Reblogs count any you can reblog as many times as you like. I’ll add you all into a spreadsheet and generate a random number and whoever that is wins!

I’ll probably run this until the end of the month.

Why – it’s not like I can go out looking like this…“ She mumbled, flicking the page of her magazine lazily. Her left eye harbored a striking blue and purple bruise, while her neck still had small scratch marks on it. “Seriously, Kitty’s bat-shit crazy. I just hope someone sends her to the asylum before she strangles someone else. Preferably before I hit her with my car.”

i seriously don’t know who i am anymore i did crazy shit last night i would never have done a year ago i really don’t like where i’m going

“It’s fun to a point,” he says of these situations he has been facing, “and after a certain point you worry that it kind of detracts from the movie. But there’s nothing I can do. I just have to laugh it off. I can. Pretty much. Because I take my work seriously but I can’t take myself too seriously. I’m in such a crazy privileged position-shit, this is the pinnacle of the dream when I was 17…Nobody wants to hear really how difficult it is.” - #MichaelFassbender on Penis Jokes