seriously that shit is crazy

anonymous asked:

oh no not serious lmao but i really havent and i miss them. ready to see the new art/stories people have in store!

oh thank god my conscience is clear lmao

absolutely though! there’s a lot of amazing stuff coming out at the moment, what with the rbb publishing, and like, the fandom in general being its badass self. (and in a couple of months, there’ll be like… an overload of it as well. there are so so so many good things being written for the stucky big bang! y’all ain’t ready.)

I’m seeing a lot of young transgender or non-binary people out there freaking out or going completely silent and removing all their info from their bios in light of the recent news in America. And I get that, I really, truly do.

But I also want you guys to know that it’s safe to come talk to me if you’re feeling pressured or scared or angry or whatever you’re feeling. If you’re comfortable with talking to me, go for it. :)

Secondly, if you’ve spoken to me about your gender for whatever reason, and are feeling scared about someone else finding out or you being being outed for any reason, please know that I will never reveal anything we have spoken about, anything you have sent to me or asked me about (as an anon or not) to anyone. What we discuss is private, and unless you give me permission to respond publicly or speak about it to others, it will stay between us. Always.

Tracy McConnell and Robin Scherbatsky DESERVED BETTER.

I’m still fucken bitter about this.

Tracy was used for creating the children that Ted wanted for him,
and then to go to Robin Scherbatsky (the ex-wife of one of your dearest friends), and just what “get back together”??

Was he in love with her the entire duration of his relationship/marriage with Tracy?

And Robin Scherbatsky, the woman who OVER AND OVER made it clear that she never loved Ted, in that way. THrough multiple seasons. To THEN just get together with the man that baggered her for quite some FUCKEN time. 

Eurovision is right around the corner and I have a few reminders:
  • many people watching (and therefore voting) are being exposed to the songs and artists for the very first time. They have no personal attachment to the singers, they don’t know how fun they are in interviews or in their instagram posts. They vote based on what they see on the night (and maybe whatever little info they get from their commentator). This means that even though might be a a fun, chill guy offstage, if you come across as too serious and creepy on live tv, people won’t vote for you. This goes double for saturday night

Lower your expectations. Expect the worst.Almost Nothing is guaranteed. The bookies get things wrong. The online polls reflect the opinions of fans and not the general audience.I say this because I love you and I don’t want you to feel devastated in the case your favourites don’t make it from the semi-finals or finish horribly in the final

  • I wrote the above last year. I didn’t follow my own advice and I still mourn “hear them calling”. I know many of you feel the same. Let’s all try to do better this year
  • Wherever you are from, I promise you Europe doesn’t hate your country as much as you might believe, In fact, Europe in general probably doesn’t hate you at all. You might have actual conflicts with one or two of your neighbouring countries and that might have actual impact in the voting, idk, but people from other countries most probably don’t actively hate you. This goes double for the UK

And finally, and more importantly:

  • You’re invited. Whoever you are, wherever you are from, you are invited. Eurovision is a celebration of culture of all around Europe (+Australia) and it’s incredibly fun. Seriously, all kind of crazy shit happens. There are also incredibly talented artists who’ve worked really hard and are trying to represent their country as best as possible, so try to have a little respect for them.
    If your country doesn’t broadcast the show, there’s an official youtube livestream (that hopefully won’t be blocked for you) and there’s a few alternative livestream links circulating

Let’s all have a great time and celebrate diversity

you gotta laugh

When conspiracy theorists and their flights of fancy are being touted back to themselves as “reasonable” in order to discredit people who a) have never claimed to know anything beyond the basic facts available to anyone of sound mind and basic research skills b) actually do work in the industries these shit stirrers are theorising about but c) still haven’t claimed any special knowledge or made any effort to discredit the utter bollocks being peddled as “interesting facts”…. you really do just have to laugh.

Then nap.

Because if reading that stuff is exhausting, coming up with it must be devastating. It’d be impressive if it wasnt so sad to think about how much good that creativity and energy could do if turned to something meaningful and positive.

Literal TV Titles
  • NCIS: The spin-off that became TV's number one drama and stayed there for the past eleven-thousand years.
  • NCIS LA: Bang Bang, Sexy Time.
  • NCIS NOLA: The spin-off that takes place in New Orleans.
  • Supernatural: Two hot brothers hunt down monsters by being fake FBI agents.
  • Jane the Virgin: Virgin latino Christian gets pregnant through major mishap.
  • Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Do not let the title fool you.
  • Criminal Minds: Hot profilers profile crazy shit around the US.
  • Criminal Minds Suspect Behavior: The spin-off nobody cared about.
  • CSI: Hot CSI's solve crimes like cops.
  • CSI Miami: Guy takes off sunglasses. And there are CSIs.
  • CSI NY: The spin-off that people managed to care about.
  • CSI Cyber: Seriously, can we get this over with?
  • Criminal Minds Beyond Borders: Crazy shit goes down around the world. (AKA the spin-off people actually cared about. Also Gary Sinese is in it.)
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Heroic yet angsty teenager fights off the Apocalypse with her team of trusted friends, the Scoobies.
  • Angel: Heroic yet angsty vampire fights everything else in LA.
  • The Flash: The fastest man alive and awesome team.
  • Arrow: Felicity and friends.
  • Legends of Tomorrow: People trying not to destroy the time stream.
  • Supergirl: It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's not a man.
  • The Vampire Diaries: Complicated vampire romance.
  • The Originals: Dysfunctional family and daddy issues.
  • Friends: The comedy that started it all.
  • How I Met Your Mother: The show that people have to compare to Friends. (It's not!)
  • Veronica Mars: Teenage detective who's also a hot outcast.
  • Law and Order: Law and order.
  • Law and Order SVU: Law and order plus sex crimes.
  • Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The law. Without the order.
  • Bones: The greatest couples of the century. And bones!
  • Grey's Anatomy: Hot doctors have personal problems.
  • Chicago Fire: Hot firefighters in Chicago.
  • Chicago PD: Hot cops in Chicago.
  • Chicago Med: Hot doctors in Chicago.
  • Chicago Justice: Hot lawyers in Chicago. (Do you see it?)
  • Code Black: Los Angeles doctors and blood!
  • One Tree Hill: This small town has lots of issues.
  • Pretty Little Liars: Four girls, lots of issues.
  • New Girl: Adorkable teacher moves in with four guys.
  • Castle: It got canceled.

tsukkiyasu  asked:

AC

FACT: Asano-kun is number 1 in many things. Here’s an entire list of things he’s number 1 at!

  • The number of times he’s been 1st place on the Nationwide Comprehensive Mock Exam [LOL]
  • The amount of Honorable Certificates and trophies he’s received
  • The number of times he’s pointed out a teacher’s mistakes
  • The amount of fanmail he’s received
  • The number of foreign languages he’s learned (Middle School Division)
  • The number of times he has tutored his classmates
  • The number of times he’s been called to the Chairman’s office [LOLOL, normally this would be a bad thing]
  • The number of times he has joined a sports club as a helper [ie: soccer club when they’re one player short in an official match, etc.]
  • The number of friends he has all over the world (including space) [WTF MATSUI]
  • The number of times he has been scouted by both professional sports teams and entertainment companies [idols, models, singers, etc.]

His friends say:

Sakakibara Ren: “I’ve got a lot of self-confidence in myself, but I can’t compare to Asano-kun.” [In ability, not confidence] [I think]

Kevin the American Footballer: “Asano is a really good guy, but real talk his father is seriously crazy, shit!”

Asano says: “There’s even more things than this!” [Shut the hell up boy, why do I like you so much]

(WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN “INCLUDING SPACE”?! WHAT DOES THE ASANO FAMILY KNOW THAT NASA DOESN’T?!)

Vanilla (G-Dragon Scenario)

Fourth scenario from the search for random words. I now give you our beloved and eternal leader GD, with the word vanilla.

Enjoy~

Summary: Vanilla was by far his favorite scent, since it was a scent that belonged to you.

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Kick-ass cutie punk!reader x michael jones

Originally posted by sukippa

“ And that, is how i got this scar.” you said as you finished your story on the podcast and pointed as a long jagged white line across your collarbone.

“ Jesus Christ y/n!” Gavin said, “ how did you not get arrested for that?!” he asked and Gus let out a laugh.

“ seriously Gavin? have you not heard of the crazy shit she does??” Gus asked and burnie nodded, 

“ yeah, ive got to say y/n is a total bad-ass.” burnie said and you shrugged with a smug grin on your face.

“ what can i say? i totally kick ass.”

“ totally, maybe that’s why micoo-” Gavin lets out a loud gasp and covers his mouth, eyes wide.

Gus,burnie, and Barbra send Gavin a cold glare, meanwhile you were just confused.

“that’s why Michael what? Gavin?” you asked and the British boy merely let out a squeak and shook his head, not even moving his hands.

“ Jesus Gavin nice job!” Gus groaned and you looked at him.

“okay what the fuck is going on!?!?!” you shouted and burnie sighed. 

“you’ll find out soon enough y/n, since Gavin and his big fat mouth nearly blabbed it to the entire world.” he said and began to scroll through tweets.” anyways, “

the rest of the podcast was a blur, Barbra said puns, Gavin asked stupid questions , Gus shouted at him for it, and burnie sighed and shook his head about twenty times. but all you could focus on was what Gavin said. 

maybe that’s why micoo-

that's why Michael whats? does he hate me? does he fear me?

does he like me???

that thought send your heart racing, ever since you had joined the roosterteeth family you had fancied the curly haired rager. but never had the confidence to say anything, people usually found you rude, gruff, mean, and scary. and you didn’t want to have to deal with being told that by Michael Jones, so you kept it a secret, locking those feelings up and throwing away the key.

but now, 

“ Gavin?” you asked as you both walked back tot he achievement hunter office together after the podcast. 

“yeah love?”

“does Michael like me?” you ask and Gavin stopped in his track and went pale.

“i uh ummm…… i don’t know!why would you ask me?”he asked, his voice at least three octaves higher.

“ then what were you goin to say?” you asked and his eyes went wide.

“ umm, well ya see i was actually going to say that micoo-”

“GAVIN!!!!!” A loud shout came from behind you guys as Michael ran towards you to.

“ BWAAAHH!!! MICOO NO!” Gavin squawked and jumped behind you.” protect me y/n!” he cried and you rolled your eyes. 

“ Jesus Christ.” you mumbled and held a hand up, stopping michael from tackling both you and Gavin to the floor.

“ y/n,can you move so i can kick Gavin’s ass, please?” he asked and you shook your head. 

“ not until you tell me why your angry at him.” you said strongly and Michael raised a brow.

“why? you’ve never stopped me from beating gavin before.”

“ just answer the question Jones.” you said and he sighed. 

“ well, he almost let out a very important secret on the podcast.” he growled and gavin whimpered.

“ it’s fine Michael! she doesn’t know about your huge crush on her!” he said dismissively and his face went pale. 

“oh no.”

“ GAVIN WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?”

in all of this your eyes went wide and a smile found it’s way onto your face. “you have a crush on me?” you asked and Michael stopped chasing Gavin and sighed. 

“well yeah, how could i not?” he said and scratched the back of his neck. “your pretty, funny, and your totally a bad-ass. how could i not fall for a kick-ass cutie like you?” he said shyly as he looked at the ground.

you chuckled, “ that all you had to say jonesy.” you said and leaned in, pressing your lips to his. his eyes went wide but he soon melted into the kiss, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you close to this chest.

but as soon as it started, it ended.

you pulled apart from him and sent him a grin. “you bus tonight?” you asked and he shook his head. 

“no not at all.”

“ my place, six o clock, be there and be ready to stay the night. “ you called out as you walked away with a smirk on your face, radiating confidence. 

“ uh y-yeah! Totally ill be there!” he shouted back excitedly and Gavin pouted. 

“ but i thought we were going to be playing games together tonight. “

“ Gavin, y/n just asked me to stay the night at her house. a fucking tsunami wouldn’t stop me from seeing that girl.”

“understood.”

yaaaayy!!!!im updating! im so sorry ive been inactive you guys! i havent been writing lately cuse of school and my laptiopo broke so i have to use my mom’s crappy one that barely works! but within two months ill have enough money for my own computer so i will be uplaoding more by like november hopefully! but i will be trying to upload like once a week so please send in all your requests!!! especially spooky scary au!!!!i really wanna write some but i dont really have any ideas for it! so please send in some ideas cause i wanna write some fics that you guys will like! well i think thats all for now, bye!

“It’s fun to a point,” he says of these situations he has been facing, “and after a certain point you worry that it kind of detracts from the movie. But there’s nothing I can do. I just have to laugh it off. I can. Pretty much. Because I take my work seriously but I can’t take myself too seriously. I’m in such a crazy privileged position-shit, this is the pinnacle of the dream when I was 17…Nobody wants to hear really how difficult it is.” - #MichaelFassbender on Penis Jokes