seriously take this class

Listen I know we all love bilingual Lance and boy oh boy guess who’s here with some bilingual headcanons!!

•Lance used to speak fluent spanish as a child, but when he started going to public school, he just … Lost that ability.
•Lance can understand some words and phrases in spanish but doesn’t really know how to form sentences. (he knows all the cursewords and tries to use them as much as he can bc that’s Cool™)
•He can understand enough words to get the gist of what people are saying.
•Lance started to feel kind of detatched from his family since he couldn’t speak spanish and basically everyone else (save for the younger kids) could.
•His family doesn’t put any effort into teaching him spanish bc they want him to be more American than Hispanic (a sad truth that I unfortunately experienced)
•Lance starts to take spanish classes seriously when he gets to high school. He slowly learns how to form proper sentences, and he’s at the top of his class bc he wants to connect with his family language-wise. He tries hard, and grasps the language without any help from his fluent-spanish-speaking parents.
•One time, he had to do a project in spanish class, but he didn’t know how to form the sentence he wanted. So, he goes to his parents for help.
•Big mistake.
•His parents are from different regions of south america, so they speak different forms of spanish. Whatever he’s learning at school is. Not. The same.
•He had to go back and forth from his dad to his mom for one goddamn question like holy crow.
•"No, no! Your father is wrong! I speak PROPER spanish!“
-That was an actual quote from my mother it’s legit.
•His father ends up being right. At least in terms of School Spanish.
•Lance’s teacher ended up taking points away anyway bc she knew he wasn’t capable of speaking in such eloquent, complex spanish.
•He once went over his vocab list with his fam since he forgot his spanish dictionary at school. Another mistake. Don’t ask your different-spanish-speaking parents for translations when they’re in the same room.
•They spent more time arguing about the translation than actually translating.
•Mom: “Aficion? I’ve never heard that word in my life! It doesn’t exist!”
•"It means ceiling fan, mom.“
•M: “Oh! Then you mean ‘hincha’!”
•Dad: “Hincha?! Are you trying to teach our son slang?!”
•"Wait, that’s slang?!“
•"Well, ya-”
•D: “Aficion es the tiki tiki.”
•M: “No. El tiki tiki es la hincha!”
•They slowly seep into full spanish and Lance is watching on in amusement.
•He ends up texting his aunt about the right answer, and she tells him that it’s aficion.
•Mom loses the argument.
•He has a presentation in class for an oral test. He knows he has a great accent and great understanding of spanish, but when he goes up to speak, he can’t say anything.
•Everything comes out slow and stuttered, but he still gets an A+ bc his pronunciation is on point.
•There’s a non-hispanic/latinx kid in his class. They get straight A’s and speak faster than Lance. Lance is jealous of them. It’s not fair that a person who isn’t surrounded by latin culture can speak it so well, while he can’t.
•They’re the top 2 in the class, but Lance is always second. He’s always second in everything.
•Eventually, Lance learns enough Spanish to understand full sentences. He gets a giddiness in his chest when he can understand EXACTLY what is being said in spanish. He loves it.
•Even when his parents are scolding him in spanish, he tries his best not to smile bc he UNDERSTANDS!! •He tries to get his parents/family to communicate with him in Spanish more bc he’s so proud that he can FINALLY understand them. He feels connected to them again, and loves the feeling of embracing his heritage at last.
•Then … His family asks hin why he never talks back in spanish.
•Lance is still shy and insecure about his spanish, bc sometimes he makes mistakes. And sometimes, fluent speakers are not the nicest when it comes to that. He’s afraid they’ll make fun of him bc he’s still learning.
•He goes to a restaurant that has people who only speak spanish in it. He then has to order from the menu.
•He asks for a soda. When the waitress leaves, his entire family is beaming at him. He asks why.
•They gush about his perfect pronunciation and format. They’re proud of him. They had no idea he knew it so well.
•Lance is almost brought to tears bc his family is just as proud of him as he is - especially on something so important to him.
•He talks and laughs with his family at dinner again after that.
•When he gets in space, he tries to keep himself knowledgeable in spanish. He doesn’t want to forget again.
•He listens to old spanish radio shows and songs all of the time. He listens to sports, no matter which kind, in spanish.
•He tries to teach the other paladins Spanish. He grins when they start cussing under their breath in spanish. Sometimes, the paladins will just slip into it and they’ll forget that they’re speaking another language bc it’s so second-nature to them.
•But Lance notices, and it feels a little more like home.

Steve. Steven Harrington. Listen to me, Steve. I love you, Steve, but you seriously need to take a jiu-jitsu class or something, because so far you’re two for two on getting your shit kicked in in season finales.

I want every classmate to be best friends with every single other classmate… brotp?? brot3?? Forget that, gimme the brot15 with every single kid in this class please

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Pairing: Baekhyun x Reader

Genre: one shot, angst, fluff and a little bit of smut

Word Count: 3,298

Request: for @shesdreaminginoverdose :  Hi author-nim can I request 33 with Baekhyun fluff and a bit smut (*´艸`*) 

Summary: (33- “Bite me” “If you insist.”) Ever since you moved next door to Baekhyun, you have been the victim of his teasing and you had enough. 

A/N: Hey everyone, this is my first one shot from the prompt list I posted a couple days ago. I will try to post the other requests soon (btw I didn’t proofread so sorry if there are any mistakes). Enjoy!

Part 1, Part 2

Originally posted by littlebyuns


You run into school late, your hair everywhere and your breathing rigid. It’s your first time being late, your alarm clock not ringing for some reason.

Thankfully, you get to class before the teacher arrived. You walk into the chaotic classroom full of rowdy students talking, laughing, and throwing things around. You walk to your seat in the front of the classroom, planning on just studying when suddenly a body steps in front of you.

“Hey Y/N,” smirks Baekhyun.

You roll your eyes, not wanting to deal with him so early in the morning. “Move Baekhyun.”

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Sexist and problematic things in K-Dramas that need to stop
  • Slamming women up against walls
  • Kissing women in their sleep
  • Forcibly kissing a woman when she clearly is trying to pull away
  • Just… kissing women without consent in general
  • Using a woman’s independence/strength/strong-headedness as an unattractive or undesirable aspect of their personality
  • Pitting women against each other because of a man
  • Only having 1-2 female characters, neither of which having any depth to their character and little to no backstory
  • Having the female lead’s mindset be centered around men or getting a man
  • Literally having no young female characters with high up job positions in companies and especially none without family ties
  • Frequently having an evil stepmother role, yet never having an evil stepfather role
  • Mothers constantly pressuring their daughters to get married
  • The gullible, clumsy female troupe
  • Making the female love interest’s problems more the man’s problem rather than her overcoming them herself
  • Over protective and over controlling boyfriends. Especially yelling ones.
  • Female characters giving up their identity or values for a man
  • Every single female character in a drama getting paired off with a guy but not the other way around
  • The women having bizarrely clean and expensive housing that is completely left unexplained and unrealistic to their economic status
  • Having the female lead be completely incompetent and dysfunctional in their work environment

Feel free to add anything I missed~!

you might be a capricorn moon if...

🍷 you hold yourself to an unusually high standard. even when you accomplish great things, the glow of it doesn’t stick very long, and you focus much more on your failures than your successes

🍷 your emotions can be best described as “messy but unexpressed”. you feel very strongly about many things, but see expressing these feelings as only soiling your image. you struggle to find an appropriate time, place, and way to talk about your feelings

🍷 you sort of see everything as a competition, and if you don’t win, you’ll feel down about yourself. you’re the kid in class that takes kahoot way too unironically seriously

🍷 you are avidly loyal, and though you feel a lot of anger with yourself, it takes a lot for someone you care about to really lose your respect

🍷 though you hold yourself to a very high standard, you aren’t likely to be condescending. on the contrary, you actually have a lot of respect for others, even though you don’t deeply engage with many

🍷 finding love, marrying, and settling down is always in your plans, but when it comes to actually meeting someone and putting effort into a relationship, you cower away a bit. emotions are almost intimidating to you. you may not end up finding love until later in life than most

You say I’m not ready for the unexpected but after years of being a Kpop fan, I’m pretty sure I am ready for anything..
—  My senior quote when I graduate
If the planets were high school students
  • Sun:
  • -probably a theater kid
  • -has to outdo everybody in everything
  • -takes self way too seriously
  • Moon:
  • -cries at school
  • -never speaks in class
  • -stays home "sick" a lot
  • Mercury:
  • -the sole reason the teacher has to say, "be quiet"
  • -able to take an interest in any subject no matter how boring everyone else thinks it is
  • -probably the first one to finish assignments
  • Venus:
  • -tries their best to be drama free
  • -kind of bland but not unpleasant to be around
  • -nice to everyone regardless of their opinion, which you'll never know for sure
  • Mars:
  • -plays 5 sports
  • -wants to succeed but motivation is sporadic
  • -unnecessarily edgy and pushes their body to the limit
  • Jupiter:
  • -gets straight a's without studying
  • -tries too hard to be positive then crashes and burns
  • -gets philosophical about everything they learn, probably even about math
  • Saturn:
  • -actually has a plan for their future
  • -gets good grades and deserves them
  • -too mature for everyone else
  • Uranus:
  • -class clown
  • -no pride in their school whatsoever
  • -probably watches anime in class
  • Neptune:
  • -everyone thinks they've got it all together but they absolutely do not
  • -who are they???
  • -creative and confused
  • Pluto:
  • -must know everything about everyone
  • -their agenda consists of talking shit and spilling tea
  • -unnecessarily mysterious and unreachable
Being a student and dating Remus would include :

(Woooo more prompts! AAWWW REMUS 😍 Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original owners.)

-Him always picking on you more than any other of his students, simply because he loves your witty comebacks and finds it too cute to see you struggle not to laugh and smile too much about it

-Wearing his sweaters and cuddling up to him as you’d both hang out, only for you to come up with a lame excuse whenever you’d forget to hand it back to him and your friends would find it in your room

-Him always staying by your side as much as he can during the holidays away from school as the two of you can finally go on dates together

-Him purposely but subtly pacing back in forth whenever he hears about you having detention for your misbehavior, only to follow you once you are out to grab your hand and whisper he’ll be punishing you for making him wait for so long

-Him trying his best to help you study for your final exams and pushing you to work harder to succeed but always ending up distracting you with his silly jokes, only for you to end up pulling all nighters and for him to find a way to apologize to you

-You finding out about his lycanthropy after you had decided to follow him along one night, and since taking your Animagi classes very seriously in hopes to be able keep him company one day, only to surprise him whenever he hears about all your efforts from Professor McGonagall

-Him doubting himself whenever he sees other boys flirting with you and wondering if you would be better off with someone your age, only for you to always figure it out and reassure him that you truly do love him and that you are happy by his side

-Him passing by you as you’re standing or by your desk simply to hand you a secret note, surprising you with encouraging praises or his plans for you

-Secret quick kisses and hugs after everyone has left class, only for him to sometimes forget himself and keep you for a longer while until you’d have to remind him that you have other classes

-Him always knowing how to comfort you whenever you are feeling down and making you smile all over again, as he’d promise himself to make you as happy as he can


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When Felix says he was somewhere on holidays with his parents he means that they actually were spending time together.
When his classmates say they were somewhere with their parents they mean the servants were spending time with them meanwhile parents were minding their own business.
This leads to some misunderstanding when they are comparing expirences.

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varmitech and I talk a lot about cott and basically when we see Archie we see the biggest nasal-voiced babby who knows his anime and manga like the back of his hand and refers to Jay as Jay-senpai and yells “ATLANTA CHAN!!” when she is injured in battle. 15 year old baby.

My goals for the coming semester :

  • Be prepared before lectures (have a rough idea about what’s gonna happen next)
  • Be able to do my homework WITHOUT listening to any sort of music because that distracts me. Also, taking my homework as seriously as exams.
  • Participate a bit more in class, gotta show the teachers that I care about my academics.
  • Finish all projects and assignments at least 3 days before the deadline.
  • Procrastinate lesser than I do rn.
  • Try to pay attention to the most boring lectures also, because you never know what you’ll miss out if you doze off.
  • Drink lot’s of water and achieve that clear af skin.
  • Manage my diet carefully, because stuffing cheese burgers 4 days in a row isn’t healthy at all.
  • Try to wake up 15 minutes before my usual waking time.
  • Try to not kill myself or others during a group project activity.
  • Speak less, hear more (lol like I speak anyway).
  • Make time for family /friends, maybe just 5 minutes but that counts.
  • Reduce my phone usage.
  • Post regularly on Tumblr.
  • Maintain some moisturising routine because winter is coming ;)
  • Study in advance so that I do not experience the crippling guilt of having accomplished nothing a week before they start.
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Kanaya’s shirt either says “kuso” or “Kuro” I’m not 100% up to snuff on my hiragana. If it’s Kuro, that means black. But what’s kuso mean???

as an upstanding student in Japanese class i am up-to-snuff with my hiragana and can tell y’all already that Kanaya’s shirt says “kuso” and it means “shit” :p

Mr. Sleepy Head

At first you’re annoyed with the guy that falls asleep next to you in class, but he’s like a fucking puppy. How could you be annoyed with that for long?

Anon said: If my 😴😴😴 eyes arent deceiving me I see that requests are open pls write me a college!au thing where ty is always sleeping in class and you always happen to sit next to him and one day he falls asleep on your shoulder and just 💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💖 idk i’m tired write that for me to read when i wake up -sleepy lty enthusiast 😴💘👍       

for carmen because she saw the secret ;))) 👀👀👀👀 enjoy sleepyhead ^^

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The Losers Club: High School (Modern AU)

- The Losers obsessively check everyone’s schedule’s to make sure all their classes have at least one other Loser in them. 

- When the seven of them are walking down the halls together they have to try really hard not to block the entire hall. 

- Richie was running late to class once and tried to make it before the bell but he tumbled right down the stairs. Mike was concerned until Richie gave him a thumbs up from the first floor and he was free to laugh his ass off.  

- Ben spends his lunch period in the library doing any favors the librarians ask him to do. So he delivers passes, shelves books, and gets free coffee. 

- Whenever Ben delivers a pass for one of the Loser’s, he writes a small note on the back to ask how their day is going or to say something nice. 

‘I’m sure you’re in trouble right now Richie but I hope you’re having a good day’ -Ben 

- Mike is a football star

- All the Loser’s come to his games and make signs to embarrass him with. They stand on the bleachers and cheer their asses off for him. 

- Stan and Bill join photography club. They have a small competitive streak to see who can impress the club leader more. 

- Stan usually wins because ‘How on earth does he get so close to birds and not get his eye pecked out????’

- Richie takes TV pro class and takes it very seriously. For the first short film assignment, Richie made a super cool music video parody using all the Losers.

- Richie claims he is now the best video editor because he edited a five second clip of Shrek saying ‘Hi, Welcome to Chili's’ and laughed for two hours. 

- Richie and Bev are the heroes of every play. Richie gets every comic relief role and Bev gets something new every time. Eddie joins stage crew just so he can hang around Richie after school. 

- Eddie goes to every show and brings Richie flowers because he knows he is a soft boy on the inside. 

- The Loser’s are everyone’s favorite at cast parties because they throw the best parties. (No one cares that most of them shouldn’t even be there because they love them so much)

- Bill pays for nearly every after school adventure. (Eddie is all spent from all the flowers he buys, Richie seems to always be mooching off of everyone else, Stan never likes spending money even when he has some, Ben and Bev use all their money for cute dates, Mike tries to pitch in where he can!!!) 

- Stan decides to try out for baseball and tries to get Eddie to come to tryouts with him (because he knows he’d love it and he doesn’t want to go alone).

- Richie is happily strolling to play rehearsals when Eddie comes bursting down the hall and jumps right into his arms with the biggest grin on his face. ‘I made the team! I made the team!’ 

- Stan calmly follows after Eddie and Richie gives him an expectant glance and Stan just nods with a small smile. 

- Richie tries to hug him to congratulate him for the rest of the day but Stan escapes every time. 

- Eddie’s mom doesn’t support Eddie’s sports decision but allows him to play. 

- Eddie is a little heartbroken when she doesn’t come to the first game but is quickly cheered up when he spots the Losers in the bleachers. 

- The Loser’s don’t care if the Baseball crowd isn’t as loud as the Football crowd, they are all shouting for their Baseball boys. 

- Richie wears Eddie’s baseball cap whenever he doesn’t need it.