seriously just when i thought this man couldn't get any more perfect

binktop-nikiforovv  asked:

Hey, can you please rec me some fics with a lot of Blaise in it? I love Blaise being a good friend, a terrible flirt or just his witty & funny self. I searched your tags and masterlist, but couldn't find any. Can you please help? Thanks in advance 😊

Sure!

DRARRY + BLAISE ZABINI

How I Met Your Father (dracogotgame)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 95.5k, Summary: Harry sits his kids down and tells them a story. A very long story.

Written On The Heart (who_la_hoop)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 113.9k, Summary: Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him. When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare?

Get Some (sara_holmes)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 81.2k, Summary: Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn’t seem to care about his hero status.

We Are Young (I’ll Carry You Home Tonight) (@femmequixotic​)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 68.8k, Summary: Harry and Draco have been falling into bed on and off again since the last election five years ago, much to the amusement - and financial gain - of their circle of friends.

The Darklist (dysonrules)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 87,481, Summary: When Draco Malfoy, wanted criminal, strolled into the Ministry to give himself up, he seemed destined for Azkaban until he offered to hand over information to avert an upcoming crime. Of course, he refused to divulge that knowledge to anyone but Harry Potter.

A Dare Is A Wish (Your Heart Makes) (panicparade)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 12k, Summary: Draco waits as Blaise takes his time, downing Pansy’s shot and leaning back in his chair with his arms crossed behind his head, “I dare you to seduce a man of my choosing.”
“A dare, Blaise, really? Are we twelve again?” Draco smirks, ignoring the slight interest he feels in the dare. It has been quite a while since he last faced a challenge.

The Magic of the Holidays, or, How I Survived the Gringotts Holiday Helpdesk (@noeeon​)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 14k, Summary: Draco’s an Assistant Cursebreaker at Gringotts, Harry’s an Auror. They receive the unwanted task of troubleshooting malfunctioning magical objects at the Gringotts holiday help desk. Together. The only question is whether they will kill each other before the magical objects succeed in killing them.

Draco and Harry’s Illicit Affair (and how Blaise Zabini wants nothing to do with it) (veterization)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 8.4k, Summary: Blaise has the luck to stumble upon his friend romping around in Potter’s pants. Multiple times.

1,000 Points For Gryffindor (@blithelybonny)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 25.1k, Summary: The story of how Harry Potter single-handedly lost Gryffindor the House Cup while attempting to have a “normal” year at Hogwarts. Featuring Harry’s suspicious nature turned up to eleven again, a new DADA teacher who is so not here for Harry’s fame, multiple detentions, Slytherins being sneaky, Hufflepuffs being sneakier, and the mystery of Draco Malfoy’s hoodie because seriously Hermione who gave that to him and is he wearing it just to torment me? This is ridiculous!

Antediluvia (@lol-zeitgeistic)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 56.4k, Summary: Everyone always forgets about the Merpeople. So did Harry until the day his, Lee’s, and Hermione’s Portkeys land at Reagan National Airport’s Arrivals dais. He’s just had to leave a job he loves and pack his entire life—literally—into his luggage. Then Malfoy and his subplots arrive, and suddenly, saving the world again, one Mermaid at a time, sounds like the perfect excuse to do something he’s always wanted.

Late Bloomers (thistle_verse)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 12.9k, Summary: Harry always thought he had a pretty satisfying array of sexual fantasies, until he stumbles upon the Mirror of Erised again and sees himself getting banged senseless by Draco Malfoy. Now he can’t stop thinking about it, and that summer almost twenty years ago when he’d come to know Malfoy very well indeed. It’s all he can think about, with his cock in his hand and his breath turning uneven. That image of them in the mirror. There’s no room for any other fantasies, not inside this crowding, humming hunger. He wants Malfoy. He wants Malfoy all over, inside him, everywhere. He wants Malfoy to take, and take, and then, afterward, to give everything back in a different order.

Strangeness And Charm (@drarrytrash)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 45.8k, Summary: One November night during his eighth year at Hogwarts, Draco ends up in the forbidden forest. That’s how it starts.or: If two boys fall in love in a magical forest, does it still make a sound?

This Summer (saras_girl)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 39.2k, Summary: This is a summery romantic comedy featuring my favourite ensemble cast, in which Harry is confused, Draco is Draco, and Hermione attempts to eat all the things.

Right Hand Red (lumosed_quill)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 73.1k, Summary: Harry felt Malfoy’s breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory. Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy. Malfoy felt inevitable.

Erosmancy (astolat)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 11k, Summary: Blaise was immune to whatever it was people usually felt around his mother, for which he was profoundly grateful, since no one needed an Oedipal complex on quite that spectacular a scale, but that didn’t mean he didn’t have a thorough respect for her gift.

Turn (Saras_Girl)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 306k, Summary: One good turn always deserves another. Apparently.

Ligabus Filium (tessacrowley)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 41.5k, Summary: It should be careful, deliberate, but it isn’t. Like every other part of their relationship, it happens gradually and then all at once, before they even realize it. And when the little blue threads bind them together, there’s no going back. Content/Warnings: BDSM

Who Shagged Harry Potter? (faithwood)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 6.4k, Summary: One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins wake up after a raunchy night only to discover a very naked Harry Potter sleeping in their dormitory. Naturally, they ask themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him?

One Of Life’s Little Miracles (SPowell)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 16.7k, Summary: Draco never expected to get pregnant from his one-off with Harry Potter. Harry made it very plain that the whole thing was a big mistake, so there’s no way Draco’s going to tell Harry about the baby. Draco tells his mother it’s Blaise’s instead, but Blaise is in a relationship and not very happy about that. Content/Warnings: MPreg

The Pure And Simple Truth (lettered)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 65k, Summary: Harry, Draco, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, and Pansy go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Pansy, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione and Ron go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, and Pansy―you guessed it―go to a pub. I could go on. In fact, I did. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Pansy, Ron, Blaise, Luna, Goyle, Neville, and Theodore Nott go to a pub. In various combinations.

Like A Star Across My Sky (lumosed_quill, sdk)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 24.3k, Summary: When Draco discovers Harry Potter is his new landlord, he’s convinced he’s going to lose his shop. When Harry discovers Draco Malfoy’s been invited on his friends’ annual ski trip, he’s certain his holiday is ruined. This is the story about how neither one of them is right.

The Best Laid Plans (cassie_black)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 8.5k, Summary: Pansy Parkinson’s got a plan. It doesn’t work out quite like she expected.

Boom Clap (The Sound Of My Heart) (femmequixotic, noeon)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 40k, Summary: Post-war Hogwarts has been energized by its new teaching fellows program. Where once bitter enmity divided the wizarding community, Malfoy and Potter chummily patrol hallways together whilst Granger and Zabini seek lost parts of the castle at McGonagall’s behest and Chang supervises Quidditch when not lecturing in Charms. It’s a veritable wizarding utopia and life is predictable for the first time in years. Which is, of course, when everything blows apart as the result of a drunken dare and Malfoy’s life is ruined beyond his capacity to repair it. Ever. In a million years.

There’s Something About Harry (megyal)

Rating: PG-13, WC: 5.9k, Summary: Magazine feature articles are commonplace for Draco Malfoy until he manages to get an exclusive on one Harry Potter: rings of fire, binding, charity-work, CHILDREN! Life will never be the same again.

I’ll Be Good For You (Burning_Up_A_Sun)

Rating: NC-17, WC: 7.2k, Summary: Harry swears his naked calendar will outsell Draco’s naked calendar. They snark over their bad break up, and then, well, it is the Draco tops Harry fest…