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Business and Pleasure - Part 9

Summary:  Bucky AU. After a major deal falls through, your father’s business almost falls apart. In a desperate attempt to save his livelihood, he seeks the help of his oldest friend, George Barnes, who happens to be the CEO of one of the most influential businesses in New York. He agrees, but on one condition. You have to marry his son.

Word Count: 1,715

Warnings: Swearing

Originally posted by snowfox934

In the hours that passed, you found yourself growing more and more excited for your date with Bucky.  It was strange, you thought, that your situation had changed so quickly. Your relationship had more than its fair share of ups and downs so far. Perhaps this was going to be the turning point.

After Bucky explained the photo, you immediately texted Wanda, filling her in on everything that had happened that afternoon. You didn’t mention the fight that the article caused, though. If she had known, she would have felt extremely guilty. It wasn’t her fault, after all. Even if her text had led to your rash actions, she had only been trying to protect you, to make sure you were safe and happy. She meant well.

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anonymous asked:

Did you know theres a platonic otayuri week lol. Probably because possy antis couldnt live witht he fact that there is romantic shipping involved in actual otayuri week. Its run by the same person who runs @ stopshippingyuriowithadults . Im laughing

Platonic ota.yuri week anon here. So the thing is that, i would be okay with this shit, but theyre just so rude. Cant they block the tags like seriously. And theyre always like “oooh but it makes me uncomfortable seeing all these romantic shippers” GUESS WHAT BITCH. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, WHERE YOU DONT GET EVERYTHING YOU WANT AND NEED TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE COMPROMISE. im sorry i just needed to rant abt this and i feel like youre the most approachable big ota.yuri blog. Lol

yikes is this going to be another saramilaweek incident waiting to happen

im fine with a platonic ota.yuri week??? bc it still celebrates the perfect bond that otabek and yuri have and like you do you buddy but

im going to take your word for it bc i really dont want to take a look at the blog myself and see ship hate lmao, if theyre being rude to people who do ship ota.yuri and block them from participating then they have no right to try modding a fan event

-do you ever wish there was a way to block one particular person from reading your stories. like, everyone gets to read it but you, stop it. your comments annoy me every time

-also while im ranting about things that annoy me, people who complain that a story that is DONE hasnt been updated. 

Rainy Days- “Please dont abandon this fic i liked it so much :( :( :(((( UPDATE SOON ITS BEEN A YEAR”

like fuckin- its DONE. ITS OVER NOW. I get private messages about ‘abandoning’ secret santa and updating it and im like “??????”

i get this on every completed story. just because its on ao3 doesnt mean its perpetual?! it stops at some point!

- i get that my ao3 and fanfiction and wattpad exclusive fans dont know my reasoning for doing things and not doing other things, but the amount of flack i get for incomplete stories is bananas. Paw Problems had no where to go!! i had a plan but getting there was agonizing and it was going to suck so i didnt do it, id take it down if people didnt prefer i didnt. I’d take down the monster in the room too but im proud of whats there even if i might not update it, at the very least soon. commenting on other stories asking me to update the story you want, especially new stories like Knighted annoys me. dont do that. complain in the comments in that story if you really insist on doing it

- if the story has been out for a year and you notice there is a mistake in it about something regional since i am an american writing about france, i guarantee you i already know about it. you really dont gotta leave that brand new comment about it. i know i accidentally say dollar sometimes out of habit. know about it, shelved it, try to avoid it. if i do it in new stuff yes tell me i will fix it. been out for a year? already know. i am open to fixes and stuff in stuff i am currently working on but i am really not going to double back to fix the time i said dollars in rainy days. super not gonna, honestly just cant be bothered. shoulda done it then, didnt.

- before you try and make fun of me for saying something lame and obvious, perhaps take a moment to consider that ~~that was the joke~~ 

- and FINALLY 

i know i was complaining a lot just then but seriously i do appreciate everybody who reads my stuff. All that annoying stuff is a ridiculously small fraction of the larger voice, it only got my goat because i just published a new story and people were getting sassy with me in PMs. 

I seriously get so many kind, in depth, encouraging messages. Just today i got a freaking full page review on rainy days that almost made me cry, talking about me personally as the author and how my style and choice of phrasing raised the story to a new level, and i was like “!?!?!?!”

the art, the messages, the kind words, the support, all of it means everything to me. People go out of their way to tell me they love something, and plenty of people manage to give the same critiques and requests as seen above in a polite and positive way. Its just the people that dont that annoy me because ive SEEN people do it nicely, and i know that they just didnt try and thats dumb. it makes all the readers look bad and thats not fair. so dont be a butt, and i freaking love everybody who reviews my stuff. any time i get like an english class ass break down on my use of scene setting and shit i almost cry, seriously. i love it. 

So my mum took me shopping for some clothes for school.
  • Just like always, this is how it went:
  • Me: *goes into women's section to make my mum happy*
  • Mum: "oh, don't you like this! This is nice! HOW ABOUT THIS!"
  • Me: *looks at women's clothes, thinks to myself "I don't understand this shit"
  • Me: *complains about how women's clothes are made because seriously, some shirts I'd have to buy four of and where them all at the same time just so it's not see thru!!!*
  • Mum: "stop complaining, it's not me that makes the clothes!"
  • Me: "well y'know, some other sections of the store might have some close that actually make sense!"
  • *continues for about 10 minutes*
  • Mum: "fine. Y'know what, if you wanna look at the men's section go, but hurry up"
  • Me: *does a tiny fist pump of victory and skips over to the men's section happily like the person I am"
  • Me: *SO MANY NICE CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • After all that I finally bought three shirts and they all look AWESOME!!!
Shipping
  • M/F: Oh they're so cute! They match so well! They'd make a perfect couple! Meant for each other! Yadayadayada...
  • M/M: No that's just wrong! You can't ship real life people because that's not right. It's not your choice for who they like. Stop shipping them!
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Bitch?
  • Honestly, I'm so tired of this stupid "stop shipping" BS. I mean, I'm more of like the, " STOP FORCING YOUR SHIP DOWN THEIR THROATS", campaign. But the anti-shippers.. You don't like ships? Okay.. Sorry bae. You think it's wrong? Okay.. Sorry bae. But then, I've noticed that when hetero ships come into the picture, people who don't approve of shipping all of a sudden approve of that ship? Why?
  • I ship my ship. I'm a shipper. But I would never, ever force my ship for reality. I will respect whatever relationship that they will have.
  • I also respect /your/ opinion of ships. So it's about time your ass did the same of my shipping ass.
  • Anyways, time to address those shippers who take shit too damn far.
  • Calm the hell down child. You seriously take this shipping business way too damn far. To the point where you push it and force it and it gives the rest of us bad reputations. Not to mention our fandom as well. You ship them so badly that you become delusional. And you're going to deny this fact. I know you are because, like i said, delusional. But, snap out of it. You can ship them. Yes, but please respect their wishes. Don't bring down a member for your petty wants. Doing this makes you selfish and inconsiderate because you're doing all this with not even half ofa mind and you're NOT thinking about the consequences or the feelings of the poor guy. So stop the ship wars. Let other people ship whoever the hell they wanna ship. Keep your fucked up opinions to yourself. Bottle up all that negative shit and launch it into space because humanity is already as fucked up as it can possibly be without the added negativity. Thanks.
Why I hate your sign. *This is a goddamn joke people*

Aries: Are you done yet? Shhh….shh shut the fuck up. No one cares about what you’re so awkwardly passionate about and its killing my vibe. Just go get fucked already ok?

Taurus: Oh look. You’re doing that thing, the same thing you’ve been doing for the past half century. Cool. It’s like your insides are made of sad old people. WTF.

Gemini: This sign hates to be hated on but you fucks make it so easy cause all you do is cry about how much fun you want to have while simultaneously wanting to be taken seriously… You’re a child. Get over yourself.

Cancer: You’re basically a fucking egg. Oh look at that smooth and hard little shell, so tough! No. Not really, cause that shit is thin and holy fucking shit your insides are a god forsaken mess. Just..just leave.

Leo: If I talk about this sign for too long (which you’d love) my eyes might never roll back into place. Is anything your fault? Plot twist all of it is. Oh don’t hide now, I thought you liked the spotlight???!?

Virgo: Go dust your own damn house and get your nose out of everyone else’s shit. You’re a mess just like the rest of us but all of your problems start when you think you’re good at helping. So basically when you wake up, go back to sleep.

Libra: Everything is fine and dandy so long as everything is your way. Scales my ass you selfish moron. People change and flowers die, nothing is pretty forever and you’re a fucking brat for not getting with it.

Scorpio: Oh for fucks sake you cannot demand to know everything about someone without at least expecting them to want something in return. That’s how humans work, you’d know that if you were one but you’re just a fucking leech.

Sagittarius: You know what you remind me of? A fly. Speeding off in a different direction every five seconds. You’re not an adventurer, you’re a coward. Either running from a problem you caused or running from the fear of causing one. Good job ass wipe.

Capricorn: You literally symbolize death in Tarot which makes sense cause you kill everything you touch. Romance, happiness, you name it, you fucking ruin it. All in the name of being “productive”. Maybe if you let someone help you everything you do wouldn’t suck. You’d probably end up killing them too though so best not.

Aquarius: Uuuuggghhh what is your endgame anyway? What’s your fucking point aside from pissing people off with your impossible standards. If you’re so fucking great then do it your goddamn self instead of leaving it up to someone else just so you can yell at them. You’re a dickbag.

Pisces: WAKE UP YOU FLAKY SALTINE CRACKER. Do you even own a cell phone or were you too busy imagining what it’d be like to hang out to actually hang out. You’re so damn boring. No wonder you nap all the time, if I had you in my head I’d get some fucking sleep too.

anonymous asked:

omg... i really want to get good at skating n i have a board and everything but its so scary to go outside and practice while im still shit lol. also im so afraid of Skater Boys seeing me and ik their opinions dont matter but its still !!!!

I know what you mean!! Honestly I feel like it can be hard for women to be taken seriously skateboarding especially by skater boys + you want to be good straight away so you can like make girls proud / prove guys wrong, BUT tbh you’ve just got to practise, I mean I’m shit but each little victory makes me really giddy and proud of myself and that’s cool, we all just got to do it and if it helps you get out there think that I’m out there at the same time as you struggling and in it together. I wanna open up a really friendly skate shop and get young girls into skating :-)

Alright, it took this long for me to get to Mount Lanakila in Pokemon Sun, an area where it snows, so I could finally evolve my Crabrawler. It’s essentially the victory road part of the game, so that’s how late it takes to get Crabrawler’s evo.


And now it’s happening!


It’s been days, but now I get to see what it evolves into! All I know is that it has something to do with a yeti, so it’s probably gonna be fighting/ice now.


And holy shit there it is! It’s really kinda… doofy looking, I guess. Like seriously, what the fuck is up with its head? Goodbye cool punchy crab, hello yeti abomination. 

Oh well, at least now I know that Crabrawler evolves into a



wait


Wait, what is this thing called?

Excuse me.



A WHAT?!

I FUCKING NAMED IT IT’S CANON NAME HOW IN THE HELL

I JUST PICKED A STUPID PORTMANTEAU OF CRAB AND ABOMINABLE BECAUSE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN AND GAME FREAK DID THE SAME FUCKING THING HOLY SHIT

anonymous asked:

what's so bad about putting candy on a windshield

If you lick a hard candy and stick it a windshield when the person goes to take it off the windshield will crack and the insurance company won’t pay for it because they technically did the damage. Same thing with slashing tires, slash three not four if you slash all four the insurance company will pay for it, if you only slash three then it comes out of their pocket…. 

I am not liable for teaching you guys this shit. Neither have I done this… recently. Seriously though don’t do this its shitty af because car repair is a bitch.

like seriously though just the fact that he is so obsessed with bilbo whilst he has dragon sickness is just?????? the sickness itself is supposed to bring out his darkest desires and balin himself described it as a “jealous love” so it just makes so much sense why he becomes singularly obsessed with bilbo like there is no other explanation for this???? his behaviour towards him is the same possessive behaviour he shows towards the arkenstone and all this “its ours and ours alone” shit like omf g thorin are you for real did you actually just help him put clothes on like you do realise he can get changed without your help this is so gay i cannot even

ALRIGHT KIDS

I JUST DRANK HALF A LITRE OF RED BULL

SO PREPARE YOUR BUTTS FOR AN IMPASSIONED YELLING BIRD POST ABOUT WHY THE FUCK YOU NEED TO READ QUESTIONABLE CONTENT

OK
BUTTS PREPPED?
CAUSE IMMA BEGIN HERE!

QUESTIONABLE CONTENT (DOT NET)IS A WEBCOMIC BY THE AWESOME JEPH JACQUES ( tumblr jephjacques) IT’S BEEN RUNNUNG SINCE 2003 AND SINCE THEN IT’S CHANGED A LOT IN TERMS OF ART STYLE SO STICK OUT THE EARLY STUFF CAUSE ITS WORTHWHILE

IT CHRONICLES THE DAILY LIFE OF MARTEN REED


A HIPSTER TWENTYSOMETHING WHO LIVES IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE WITH A ROBOT COMPANION PINTSIZE WHO SPOUTS 4CHAN LIKE IDEOLOGY LIKE IT WAS FUCKING NIETZCHE



YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT PUNS AND BUTT HUMOUR DONT TRY AND TELL ME THAT AINT YOUR SCENE TUMBLR I KNOW YOU I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESSES

OK NO BUT REALLY

LET ME GET TO THE POINT OF THIS POST THO
IF THERES ONE THING QC IS GREAT FOR APART FROM VAGUELY OBSCURE INDIE BAND REFERENCES

ITS THE AMAZING CAST OF CHARACTERS
OK SERIOUSLY I WANNA STOP AND TALK ABOUT THE AMAZING AMOUNT OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN THE MAIN CAST ALONE

THIS IS HANNELORE ELLIOT-CHATHAM, AKA HANNERS SHE IS THE DAUGHTER OF PROMINENT SCIENTISTS AND LIVES IN THE SAME BUILDING AS MARTEN

HANNERS HAS SEVERE OCD AND SOCIAL ANXIETY BUT THAT DOESNT DETRACT FROM HER BRING A FUCKING AWESOME PERSON AND A GODDAMN CUTE LIL SHIT I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU OVER HANNERS ALSO SHE IS ALL BUT EXPLICITLY CONSIDERED TO BE ASEXUAL OR AT LEAST SOMEWHERE IN THR GRAY A AREA AND THATS RAD AS HELL

THIS IS DORA BIANCHI SHE OWNS COFFEE OF DOOM WHICH MARTEN FREQUENTS. SHE IS EXPLICITLY BI AND OVER THE COURSE OF THE COMIC SO FAR IS SHOWN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A GUY AND THEN WITH A GIRL WITHOUT ANY SHITTY BIPHOBIC JOKES OR ERASURE LIKE FUCKING TOP MARKS FOR BI CHARACTERS THERE JEPH ALL THE AWARDS


THIS IS TAI, SHES MARTENS CURRENT BOSS SHES A BIG OL HOMO AND LIBRARIAN EXTRAORDINAIRE SHES ALSO BEEN SHOWN TO HAVE BEEN POLYAMOROUS IN THE PAST SO HEY THATS A THING


THIS IS CLAIRE AUGUSTUS SHES A RELATIVELY RECENT CHARACTER WITH FUCKING GODLY HAIR LOOK AT THE POOFY SHE IS AN INTERN AT THE LIBRARY AND A STUDENT SHE HAS A REALLY FUCKING DORKY BROTHER SHES ALSO TRANS AND IT WASNT INTRODUCED AS HER DEFINING CHARACTERISTIC, NOR IS HER STATUS OR HER TRANSITION MILKED FOR DRAMA SHES A PERSON HOLY SHIT I CAN HEAR MAINSTREAM MEDIA SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW

ALSO WE HAVE THE ROBOT CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT IN THE BACKGROUND WHICH IS LIKE SO MANY SJ ALLEGORIES I WILL YELL MY THROAT RAW



JUST START READING QC ITS ON TWO THOUSAND ODD POSTS BUT IF YOU’RE AS FUCKING OBSESSIVE AS I KNIW YOU ARE TUMBLR IT WONT TAKE MORE THAN A WEEK WITH BREAKS AND SHIT

IT COVERS ALL SORTS OF SHIT

MENTAL ILLNESS

SPACE TRAVEL

DRINKING FANCILY

READ IT

@lkeke35


I was a TeWo multi shipper so I had my fic writing/reading hands in all the ships (well… None of the ones with Peter because he’s horrible and I hate him) and the one thing that stood out to me was how the fandom made a lie out of their own claims that they were pushing $terek for queer representation by how they dismissed Danny.

Danny. Precious, gorgeous, brilliant, and gay. Dude had chemistry with Scott from episode one and had a Canon love interest or two. And yet fandom only used him as a way to make Derek jealous or to get in your daily dose of “no homo” with Jackson.

I remember when the hotel episode was about to air, how a bunch of $terek shippers actually were like “boycott the episode” because Danny and his boyfriend were going to get horizontal. You know, because representation doesn’t count until it’s two white guys fucking.

There were literally people pissed about how Stiles/Derek “should’ve been” the couple on the show to have sex. And like… They’re not a couple on the show?? At all??

They planned to boycott the show and were freaking out all over because the “wrong couple” were going to have sex.

Seriously!

(In the same vein, see all the Sp!rk shippers who responded to the Sulu reveal with outright anger because the “wrong” character" was gay. Like they did that shit.)

If the desire here is for slash fiction to pave the way for queer representation, why are canon queer characters rarely centered (especially if they’re characters if color)?

Why is it that femslash isn’t more popular (and its not because y'all are so worried about replicating the male gaze so shut up with that nonsense)?

Why is it that multiple times in RECENT fandom history (within like 2 years) we’ve seen huge slash shipping fandoms get ridiculously angry over gay characters of color being canon or showing their relationships in canon instead of the more popular noncanon white dude slash ship?

If it’s all about representation, why weren’t Hikaru Sulu/Ben or Danny/that Twin ever popular main ships?

Why isn’t Queen Sugar with a queer Black woman as a main lead getting held up by these slash activists who claim to fight the good fight for representation?

Riddle me that.

AW SHIT IT FINALLY HAPPENED! 

First of, I gotta say THANKS SO MUCH you guys! I seriously can’t believe how huge this blog has gotten, how big UF has gotten, how big EVERYTHING has gotten! Its so exciting for me and I love interacting with each and every one of you, whether you’re here for UF, Zelda, or anything else! 

All the same, we gotta celebrate this milestone, so keep your eyes open in the next couple of days for an exciting announcement! ;) 

Ugh look if you’re an abuse survivor please don’t debate with me I’m sick of seeing people get all emotional over it I don’t want to make you feel bad over your shit. Like, I really don’t. I’m an abuse survivor myself but for whatever reason I don’t feel the same or relate any of the abuse I’ve experience to shaladin like antis do and I find it difficult to take it seriously because I feel like they base it entirely on the age gap and nothing else while I feel the abuse I experienced has less to do with age and more of the abusers being terrible people. I would totally get it if Shiro were some older problematic character but he isn’t so saying it’s abusive just because there’s an age gap is silly especially when within fanon people don’t usually give them a large age gap. From the beginning I’ve thought of Keith as 19 and Shiro as 22 and none of the discourse has changed how I prefer to see the characters and that seems to be the case for most of us.

But that’s besides the point, if this is something triggering to you then please AVOID IT? Please make the effort to take care of yourself. Me and other people aren’t trying to trigger you, we don’t want to trigger you. If you can’t avoid it on tumblr for whatever reason because you’re using mobile or something I’m sorry?? I mean I’m not sure what you expect me to do about that maybe just stick to safe blogs that reblog the content you want to see and stay out of the main tags.

Tumblr is a messy place it’s pretty sucky.

anonymous asked:

Would u consider it okay if im a Cis who is all for down with cis and shit like that? Bc I seriously hate most cis ppl. Like just bc we aren't oppressed and identify with our biological gender + sex doesn't make us better than trans or nb ppl... like idk I would just like a trans nb persons opinion

i think thats good that u think that bc its totally tru. 

but its important to keep in mind that since ur also cis, ur speaking from that same privilege, so its important that you do what you can to support trans and nb and intersex people. i know u probably know all this but im gonna talk abt it just in case

to support trans/nb ppl (or any group of people you have privilege over tbh this can also be applied to supporting intersex ppl, poc, women, etc), listen to us above all other cis ppl. if you are in groups and a topic about trans/nb people come up, try not to comment much and take time to review what we’re saying about ourselves. im in like a few groups for ppl on fb and a lot of the times they exclude cis ppl from them for example and while i think its good for cis ppl to want to learn and listen, some spaces are meant to be completely safe for us. dont chime in to stuff w performative allyship, try to elevate what others are saying above ur own opinions and above the opinions of other cis ppl. 

idk if all that makes sense but!!!!!! thank u for like listening lol

anonymous asked:

Yeah seriously fuck CMS. People jump to defend his ass, but he does not deserve it. When Robin says problematic shit, people jump all over him, and he is 100% a gay male, who know what Cory actually is. So I don't feel the need to jump his dick when he says gross stuff (same way with Os and Ed's characters too. Blame Oswald and oh poor innocent Ed didn't deserve that. But Oswald deserves everything.) and today was the last damn straw. I am leaving fandom, leaving the show, I'm out.

honestly youre 100% right about this 

◄ Continued from Here for @bonesofmetal 

What the- Will couldn’t help blink a few times as he reached the end of the blood trail, amused and confused at same time shit… there was a man laying on the ground looking pretty beated up. He approached him immediatelyHey!, you ok ? need some help…? wow William seriously? you ok?, he mentally face palmed himself at the stupid question, the man o b v i o u s l y wasn’t  at all OK.

anonymous asked:

Lauren doesn't really deserve Camila. I mean we all know camila takes love shit very real and Lauren if ever was in love with her wouldn't move this fast to find and fuck someone. What if camila did the same like tweeting and indirects with someone else? Seriously man I hope camila move on sooner. Being on and off with Lauren is just going to make her more bad. No offence my opinion.

Its not about deserving someone but more about just finding your right fit. Maybe for Lauren that’s Ty…

listen. ah realizing that they’re all Super Gay for jeremy, but he is very clearly enchanted by one matt ‘48 breadsticks and 1 whole cheesecake’ bragg and they’re all a lil emo abt it but jeremy calls them out on their shit and they admit their FeelingsTM and reassure him that no, its fine if he doesn’t feel the same way, really, we kno u love matt and we all kno how crushes suck
but jeremy just blinks at them and
“we’ve been dating for 5 months but the more important thing is that seriously NONE of u realized we’ve been coming onto all of u for like a month????? dude”

matt loses it for a solid 4 minutes when jeremy tells him

Fundies are all the same no matter what religion
- Way, wayy too conservative
- Anti-science
- Xenophobic as shit
- Violent
- Homophobic
- Transphobic
- Sometimes literal Nazis
- Basically, they’re ASSHOLES

WHO RUIN EVERYTHING

I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT
IF WE DIDN’T HAVE FUCKIN FUNDIES
NORMAL FUCKIN PEOPLE WOULD BE ABLE TO PRACTICE THEIR RELIGION IN PEACE WITHOUT ANY BULLSHIT
FROM CHRISTIANS TO JEWISH PEOPLE TO MUSLIMS TO HINDUS TO SHINTOISTS TO BUDDHISTS TO EVERYONE
BUT THEN
THERE’S ALWAYS JUST THIS ONE FUCKING FUNDAMENTALIST MOTHERFUCKER
WHO HAS TO GO OUT
AND RUIN EVERYTHING

BECAUSE WE’RE JUST NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE NICE THINGS, ARE WE?